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Abu Mikey:





Choi!!

Track 1 and Track 2 be playing on my head now

#SanguineVampire

I sight you twice jaare.

lynpetra: The same wey you wud qualify your sisters....oh! they are gold diggers too.

Lol of course I wasn't drunk when I said every girl!!!
Though I'll keep praying they explore an ore of gold that would pass the test of time, heat and temptation. You get my drift?

lynpetra: Nice thread.I hope say una don hearGuys shud struggle to be gold pots,financially or intellectually!

See as she swallow the whole thing bait, line and hook.
So madam, which package are you? Brains or beauty?

Afam4eva: Then every guy is a pvssy digger. What you say?

How am I sure you're even a guy sef
Anyway the earlier you realize that guys were made only to come and please women on earth, the better for both parties.
You go out there, work your a55 off so you can please a girl, and in turn get laid. But if you think pleasure you get when c.uming is cloud 9, get a honest girl to open up to you, and you'll be shocked to know that theirs is cloud 9000. Why do you think they can't walk steadily if you know your onions, and was able to make them squirt?

I know I'm definitely gonna get some sticks from some sentimental female folks, but the truth be told, every lady is a potential gold digger.
Just like a guy would rather go for a lady with either a so much brain, or so much beauty(they both hardly ever come in one package), so is a lady going for a guy with 'gold'. It all depends on the kinda gold they're going for anyway. I don't blame them though, because I really do not see anybody its his/her right senses investing in a firm that's likely to fail.
While the ones digging for the gold in the pockets disgusts me, the ones digging for the gold in the person actually thrills me.
I'm not here to make a scene though, just to give a piece of advice to my male folks here. You want a gold digger that's worth losing some of your gold to(because they're all gold diggers, and you'll definitely be dealing with them in the long run anyway), then make yourself a very pure 'pot of gold'. If you have a financial pot of gold, very good. If not, then work on the gold that God has given to everybody-intellectual pot of God- and some might also be ready to do a little exploring on you.
Have a great day ahead both my lovely gold diggers, and my fellow pots of gold.

zenopee: Andy Shurman- Oladi
Onyeka Onwenu- Dancing in the Sun, Wait For Me, African Woman, Peace Song, One Love and Iyogogo
Evi Edna Ogholi- Obaro, Happy Birthday, Raggae My Kind of Music, Message to the Youths, One Kilometer and Jealousy
Christy Essien Ibokwe- Iya mi ranti, te ta nulu and Seun Rere
Majek Fashek- Send Down the Rain
Mike Okri- Omoge, Sisi and Time Na Money
Alex Zitto- Baby Walakolombo and Tickle Mi
Sunny Ade- Appeciation, E Kilofome and Aye nreti Eleya Mi
Oliver de Coque- Cherry My Baby, and Identity
Victor Olaiya- Omo Pupa
Ebenezer Obey- Olowo Laiye Mo, Ori Mi Koni Buru and Aiye Wa A Toro
Veno- Nigeria Go Survive
Obong Peterside- Where are the Prophets?
Oritz Wiliki- Heart of Stone and Tribulation
Funmi Adams- Nigeria, Ahayye Yaro
Dizzy K. Falola- Baby Kilode
IK Dairo- Mo. Sorire
Idris Abdulkareem- Jagajaga and Kpakpadipopo
K1 d'Ultimate- Rora Se and Baba Seun
Bongos Ikwe and the Groovies- Still Searching
Fatai Rolling Dollar- Won Kere Si Nomba Wa
Sir Shina Peters- Ace
African China- London Fever
Steven Osita Osadebe- Osondi Owendu
This songs are quite evergreen, and weneva U listen to dem, they give U sweet feelings and memories. They form the bulk of my playlist, and I listen to most of them everyday. They are songs U hear occasionally on radio,and very appealing to the ears and U be like Wow!!!

Now that's what I'm talking about.
I thought I knew them, but I was only joking.
I respect you sir.

No be only bikini, na G-string.
Keep being a shy boy, while ignorance is twerking in your medulla!!!
Mtcheeew.

And here I was thinking I was the only one who threw away the 15,000 I used in getting it.
But this one that some people are still complaining about the FIFA, guess I'll just stick to my adventures ooh.

demelza: Dont really have much Naija tunes.
1. Onyeka Onwenu - Iyogogo (still makes me shake my waist)
2. Tunde & Wunmi - Will you still love me (Im still looking for where to download this song).
3. Paul Play - Forever (prefer this to Angel of my Life).
4. Victor Olaiya - Baby Jowo (the collabo with 2face was mwaah).

Wow.
You really know your onions.
Nice one

demelza: Oops! Seems I struck a nerve.
Sorry about that, meant no harm.

Now that's more like it: no harm meant, no harm done.
Oya your turn... What are your favorites?

lalaboi: Perhaps you misinterpret the meaning of Evergreen. All he mentioned above are evergreen songs and cant be dismissed. If you are that old then the songs you listed above are evergreen to YOU

Thanxx man.
At least someone has the level of IQ to flow in my frequency.

demelza: Thank you jare!
It seems Op was born in 2000.

Lol. I was actually born in summer of 2012.
I posted songs that are able to still get to me no matter how long its been, and I don't see how that is a problem. I have the kinda songs I like, and its not up to you 2 question that. Everybody has their different taste, and if yours is the beatles, I would respect that. So pls let's not make a scene.

There is a thing called 'power-switch'. B4 the 1st intercourse btw a guy and a girl, the power switch is with the girl, but as soon as you've been laid, the power switch is now with the guy(especially if you were able to satisfy her).
So you should see this as a good sign actually, and you now have the power to steer the relationSHIP wherever you want it to sail to.

I don't know if I'm the only one in this kinda situation, but there are some old Naija songs I'll listen to, and it still gives me the bumps, and if I close my eyes while listening through my earpods, I still get that refreshing feeling of the good ol' days, when I was still so young that if mumsi pissed me off, I'll head straight to the children's room, lock myself up, hide my head under the pillow and listen to either my 'Palito', or my 'walkman'. everything was so Indigenous, natural and pure.
On top of the list of my old skool naija songs is
PAUL PLAY's Forever. Damn!!! That song is my 'white line'.
TUFACE's African Queen. I listened to this song a couple of days ago, and I was shocked at the amount of hold it still has on me. Classic.
STYLPLUS's Stay Alive. This song literally made me shed tears back then...
Maybe its my addiction to music, but I'm most vulnerable when I'm listening to evergreen songs, because I do it with my ear buds plugged in, and my eyes closed.
I swear the feeling I get from good music is priceless!!!
I'll update more when I remember... Bye for now.

We tell you say we nor know where the problem dey come from
All we want is a solution to the problem, not the cause... We always knew the cause right from the inception.

And Borno is not topping the list
Who the bleep collated the survey?

I swear with this kinda school, no child will wanna play the 'sick' prank!!!
Bringing out the animals in their student... What a motive!!!

Wow!!!
Quite amazing.
If all these are 100% true, then there's more to the story, than that which we know.

austushi1: Gibberish!

"A deeper-than-physical connection will let you appreciate and love her without reserve"- is dis ur explanation? Appreciate n love her without reserve even when she doesn't want you! Isn't dis time wasting?

Guy go sidown! U don't know jack!

#u no even wise#

Hey you retard, because I decided to play it cool the last time out, you thought I was gonna keep taking rubbish from your blockhead
If you had read my 1st post, you'd have seen where I wrote compatibility b4 deeper-than-physical!!! Now I see why you can never succeed in dating game, let alone the real world. You and your types are the reason some girls still call boys 'MUGU'
Wake up and smell the coffee, and realize that is aint 1999 where dumb guys still managed to have real ladies. If you don't go work on your intellect, you will keep getting used and dumped like
condom.
I dunno why I'm still replying your kindergarten replies when its obvious I'm so far ahead of you.
Pighead!!!

austushi1: Mr real idiote, Clap for ur sorry ass! Mr perfect in chasing girls, oh sorry, ladies!

Pls explain dis: "Connect with her in a deeper-than-physical way"

#Let's see how smart u are#

If not that you insulted me for giving you a life-changing, perspective-revamping lecture, I'd have given you the link to my not-for-the-weak-hearted blog. But anyway, lemme give you something to chew on for a while.
A Physical connection spells one thing from the very beginning; SEX. And after the sex, the connection is lost like some Nigerian service providers. Funny enough, some girls can smell this from 10miles, and while you're scheming on getting laid, she's scheming on getting fed. Most of the times, she gets fed, and you don't get laid, and then you will discover that all your 'love' will turn to resentment.
But a deeper-than-physical connection will let you appreciate and love her without reserve, and believe it or not, she'll sense it like a dog senses a stranger's fear, and she'll feel more safety and comfort around you(something every lady wants).
Its Alvin The Date Demi-God, and if you want more lectures, I'm sorry its gonna cost you a fortune.

austushi1: You are foolish; including ur male supporters! Y u no wan get brain? Eh? Just tell me why u choose to use ur yansh, instead of ur brain? If the girl know say she no like me, y she no tell me, make jejeli waka? Y she go dey chop my money? No girl go ever chop my money, make I no Zap her!

Na ur type dem dey chop wella! If ur doing dis to get a girl here, ur on Lonnnngggggg tin!

Ram!

Now this is the very definition of LIMPOPO!!!
There's one thing nobody can ever change; the TRUTH. By what you typed, we already know the kinda guy you are.
Here's how dumb guys act towards a girl(they make up 88% of the male population): See a girl, try to impress her with the small coins they've got, the girl in turn sees a limpopo, and dances to his tune.
But here's how its been done by real men(12% of the male population): sees a lady he likes, tries to connect with her in a deeper-than-physical way, and if they're compatible, he impresses her with his not-just-financial capabilities(real men always have one), and then you see a girl GOING for HIM, and not just his POCKETS!
Dude, you already know the category you fall into, without been told.
N.B. The REAL men get the LADIES, while the LIMPOPO gets the GIRLS... Because no matter how much you're ready to throw around, there are some ladies you just can't lay.
I'm out.

Abu Mikey:


Extom!!!! Your Blood dey hot oo

Did you read what the cow wrote? He asked for it... And God help him, if he responds.

rahazaqa: you are very dumb!! I'm tired of u haters!! U should have left all dis hatred stuffs ,u knw he is going higher as u are hating him!! Then y can't u leave him!! Omg!! Moreso,did u knw that one of d gold can even change d life of your poor family?? Wake up boy!! May God help us !!!

Hey you sonofa bish; son of a thousand laborers, next time you wanna pick a fight, thread carefully, and pick your opponents wisely... FYI I'm proud to say that I'm a very successful, employed young man, living in a Asokoro. I know you dunno what that means, but what I'm telling you is that just because I hate a talent-less, pompous Dbanj, doesn't make me wretched like you and your generation.
If a piece of Gold is all it takes to change your life forever, then I can but imagine how irreparably damaged your life is.
Retard!!!

smartchoice: I can helep una.

Who released you from Yabaleft again
How many times will I tell the psychiatrist that you can never be sane again?

cumpaddre: Ur "Poor man" mentality is really disturbing U. A man spends his hard earned money on two gold wrist watches and decides to explain why he likes wearing them both. HOW IS THAT UR BUSINESS? Many of u hating here can't even afford just 1 single brick of gold those watches were made of buh u come here to show how bitter u are because u managed to get a second hand black berry and 1week b.I.s. Make una park well abeg. Stop hating, go out there and grind for yours nd spend it as u like. Nobady cares.

Hahahahahahahaha
You still didn't answer my question though.

*parks my armoured car the aviation minister
bought for me, and closely following*