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Op, please forget this matter for now. Nigerian girls/ladies deserve to try men from other continents.

We don tire for una, abeg.

Tell your friend that I am waiting to be his trusted friend when he arrives. He should holla me when he arrives Naija.

Wishing him safe flight home.

EXOUSIAng:
Who sleeps with these people
It beats my imagination

The Nairalander that always lights up his kala. Help me ask Boogyman and Slowmmir abeg.

handsomeyinka:
Na wa for you ooo..but I understand your predicament.

Your medications will arrive shortly....

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

No medication is arriving shortly ooo.
Trump has banned it, that's the reason for his frustration. You no get?

Zooboy:
I have an itel device
Pic below

Sorry dear, I ought to have been more specific. I prefer any phone that's not manufactured in China or by the Chinese.

Thank you.

I need to buy a handset, but I prefer android. Don't know why.

If anyone has an android phone to sell, s/he should contact me please.

Thank you.

jesudara459:
Awww really sorry to hear that. Guess it wasn’t meant to be. Trust you moved on and you’re in a better place now. Good things will come.

All things work together for those that love God, jare. Same cousin of his later introduced another friend who was a Catholic and they got married, but their marriage crashed within a year. He came back, but my body and heart couldn't accept him. If he had acted like a real man and fought for the relationship we had, he wouldn't have gone ahead to marry someone else on the basis that I wasn't a Catholic! Very funny excuse.

I kicked him out and erased every of his memory.

I've long moved on, jare. Far better than I would have been with him.

Thanks.

I almost married a man with the same surname as mine some years ago, but his frenemy cousin sister, who supposed to be my best friend then, stood solidly against it because I wasn't a Catholic. They were staunch Catholics.

But the wicked frenemy went ahead and married from Anglican Church, after ruining my relationship with her cousin.

The guy told me his mother also bears same surname as his dad. So, it happens.

HarlequinLekex:
Have been seeing VAWULENCE on nairaland for some weeks now and i don't really know the meaning

It ought to be Violence, but the spelling and meaning were changed for fun purposes.

Passionnn:
Except your business is a side hustle, it's best you run it yourself. In these Y! Boys era, every one is a potential maga for the boys.
You are even lucky this one was collecting it but by bit.
One man lost about 1.6 million naira to his pos operator. The owner, a building contractor was transfered 1 million naira by his client to purchase building materials. When he got to his kiosk later that evening the boy was not there. The boy left the POS machine on the desk. While going thru, he discovered that all the money was gone! Zero account balance. 1.6 million. All gone. All attempt to trace the criminal has been futile.
This happened about 3 months ago.
I guess the best option for you is to fire the petty thief. Get a girl to work for you. Anyone you wish to employ must present a guarantor.

Getting a girl is no guarantee either.

My neighbour employed one young girl as a house help and POS operator. Within 2 days, she has transferred N80k to her family members. Within the same week she resumed, she chattered Keke, stole her boss's daughter's clothes, stole the man's two handsets, stole more money and was about to start loading the the things inside the Keke, when the man's brother came downstairs and caught her.

When she saw it has become a serious matter, she took permission that she wants to buy recharge card and call her family, that was how she escaped till date.

So both boys and girls are the same. They no longer want to work. But they want to live a good life.

Living in bondage

Xclusivegrin007:
PLEASE SOMEONE SHOULD HELP ME WITH A JOB IN ILORIN KWARA STATE, I'M TIRED OF SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING
GOD BLESS YOU ALL

FIRS is currently recruiting. Try it. Check their website and see if you meet their criteria and prayerfully apply asap.

Wishing you favour.

On a very good day, may I ask "WHAT IS LIBYA?

KnowledgePower7:

Them stab person
him come die from the wound

You wan come do Autopsy

The number of illiterates in high position in Nigeria is actually deadly serious

The one that pains me most is "investigation ongoing". I mean what are they investigating again when the cause of the death is glaring and witnessed by people? Nigeria, sha!

createdevelop:
I'm a beginner music producer, and I keep messing a lot with my daw, music, listening to a bunch of songs, and playing guitar. The problem that I am having now is ringing ears. It might be tinnitus.

I don't want to lose my hearing. That would be devastating, and I'm also scared for my ears. I don't know how to take care of them and return them to normal.

I want my ears to be healthy. If you guys have any suggestions, please post them in the comments.

Hello Op, if you're in Lagos, quickly visit ENT Clinic situated inside FMC, Railway Compound, Ebute Metta, Lagos. FMC stands for Federal Medical Center, in case you want to ask for directions when you get to the bus stop. The hospital is at the last bus stop.

The easiest way to locate the hospital will be passing through Costain (enter a bus or Keke from Costain going to Oyinbo), if that's your route, or you enter Post Office Oyinbo through Yaba. That's, if you're coming via the public transport enroute Yaba. And prepare your body and mind to climb one of the longest and most tiring pedestral bridge you've come across in Lagos, Nigeria. So you better eat well before coming.

Try get to the hospital on or before 7am, otherwise, your appointment might be rescheduled for the next appointment day.

Wishing you good speed.

iwaeda:
Do you enjoy 20 hours minimum Light in your area?

For weeks now they have not taken our light. And if they eventually take it, it'll be for like a maximum of hour for the whole of a week, and it'll be restored back .

We have been switching off our refrigerator intermittently because of over freezing.

Prior to this regime, we usually have steady power supply sha.

sweetrace:
Trump loves God? How do you know this? Have you ever heard him say he loves God??

He loves God, that's why majority of those immoral Americans don't want him to come back as their president.

You see those rainbow and alphabet people? Trump hates them most, and that's why they're trying to make sure he doesn't win the forthcoming election. But let's see what God has in stock for Americans in the next election.

The only thing I don't like about Trump is that he doesn't like Blacks one bit, and he doesn't pretend about it. Other than that, he's the president the Americans need right now.

NwaAmaikpe:





Supporting an administration and then trying to kill yourself due to hardship from the administration can be considered as betrayal of trust.

Some people don't take such betrayal lightly; while it is an offence, I don't know if it merits being beaten up like this for.

This is not fair.
But I do not pity him, I pity my Oba.

If all these people keep jumping into the river, who will now help him throw us into the ocean for not voting the ones making them jump.

Welcome back, NwaAmaikpe.
Quite a very long break from Nairaland.
Hope you're here to stay now.
You were missed.

ElevationD:
Now you are mathematically judging accountants and economists.

Not really, jare.

francisbarrack:
How I wish we all can come together as one United to fight out all these old selfish politicians...

That can never happen because tribalism, nepotism and religious affiliation have eating deep into our system/ culture as a nation. Not forgetting the stomach infrastructure psycophants who support evil on all sides.

If together we can win the above mentioned war, only then can we win politically as a people.

Zee0007:
Many of us have that one language we see people speak and we can't, but we love the language.

What is that language?

Hausa and French.

ElevationD:
Now you are mathematically judging accountants and economists.

Reason am nah

Wait a minute! Are you one of them?
Which one gan gan?

ElevationD:
When the man begins to use ruler or tape to measure yams in the house mathematically, please bear it o.

When you ask for money for food and the man answers x raised to level ten, please understand o.

If you choose to have more than two children and the man says two plus one equals to zero, no complain o.

Congratulations to the couple. May they have a peaceful, joyful and loving home.

Bro, you see that using of ruler or tape to measure yam, I sure say na Accountants and the Economists run am pass. Very stingy set of people

From day one, I have said it that I won't ever marry a man that wouldn't want me to work. Thank God for online gigs now.
Cos that shit nearly collapsed my parents marriage until my mother gathered both families to intervene.

Moreover, the degrees and certificates I'm acquiring here and there, what are they for? For decoration? So that tomorrow he'll call me a lazy wife! And how can I even be dependent on someone else at this age? God forbids.
I'll make my own money, enjoy my labour, and save some for the rainy days.

If you're as rich as Dangote or Otedola, good for you, but just open me a world class business empire where I can go in and close anytime I like, if your fear is that I will be closing late and abandon the home front.

Whobedatte:
Even a good korope fairly used is more than that

Korope ke? You dey go far. The other day I heard Keke Napep is sold for N1.7m. Fear catch me that day. I mean ordinary Keke?

ChristCee:
Thank you. People just love quoting the bible out of context. Because the serpent deceived eve, should we now say the bible also says "fear snakes"

They also quote to suit their personal interest, but the truth remains that God is NOT man that HE should lie.

Balablue64:
Please i stay around gbagada and i will be going for an interview there please who knows how i can get cement bus stop, ago palace way okota

From Oshodi, take a bus going to Cele. From Cele take the one going to Ago. Tell the driver/conductor you're dropping at Cement bus stop. Be audible so other passengers can hear you, in case there's any one of them going same direction as you. And be reminding them at intervals so they won't drive you past your bus stop.

And make sure you leave home earlier than you initially planned, since it's a place you haven't been to before, and in order to avoid any kind of delay, in case ooo.

While inside the bus going to Ago, you can open your Google Map. That Oyinbo gbeboru woman can also help with the directions.

I can't understand why that woman will be in her country, and be giving me directions in my own country . Can you just imagine that?

I wish you successful interview, jare.

Anguldi:
You sef, e b like u know no the format. She go find proposal till she tire. The pastor will still give her another man

Reason am nah. Like somebody rightly said, it could be the lady is already pregnant and the pastor is looking for who to dump her on, to cover their little secrets. And his wife might know about it too.
Otherwise, how could a so-called man-of-God encourage a single brother to start co-habiting with a woman he hasn't married yet?

I advise the brother to leave that church immediately!

Free kpekus that will land him in misery! Not all free things are enjoyable, my brother.

ChristCee:
You guys just love recycling rubbish. Just because you hear other people saying it. This nonsense is not in the bible! Stop recycling rubbish.

Don't mind him, jare. Below is what the Bible says:

Jeremiah 1:14 King James Version (KJV)

Then the LORD said unto me, Out of the north an evil shall break forth upon all the inhabitants of the land.

chatinent:
I'd never snub a comment. I didn't see it chief. My apologies.

My email is chatinent@gmail.com

I appreciate the effort you used to recommend someone to me. Thank you.

Chief Miss.

Ok noted. If something else comes up, I will notify you.

chatinent:
Gwo gwo gwo ngwo.


Balablu is getting the same tea in the same cup he fed others.


Leggo!

Umu Nigeria akpata m enyi x2

chatinent nna, isi ni kpata onye?

Asi m ani ya dube enyi chebe enyi

chatinent, isi ni kpata onye?

Asi m ani ya dube enyi chebe enyi
Odi ka asi nkpata m onye x2

Okwa a town hall ga abu isi oche x2
Balablu naga na anyi so gi nazu x2

Gwo gwo gwo ngwo.😁😁


Translation:
<sup>(my Nigerian people, I don bring the chairman, Elephant of Nigeria)

(balablue to me: Who you say you bring, eh chatinent?)

(I mean I say I dey follow you the chairman way dey guide you naw)

(I ask again, who you say you bring chatinent?)

(I say I dey follow your way, chairman, na you dey reason say I say I carry you).

(shebi na you say emilokan? Dey with me, we dey your back).


gwo gwo gwo ngwo</sup>


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Lezzlie:
no be this girl when done share puna globally amongst different race, tribes and people?

She's a walking HBP for any man stupid enough to take her seriously

She's not the one. She has always been a quiet and decent girl, and has always being with Mr
Eazi right from time.

You might probably be mistaken her for her sister, Florence (DJ Cuppy).