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Na wa.

What you should do is simple:
1. Take her out for shopping. Make sure you lavish lots of money on her.

2. Treat her to a nice and sumptuous dinner.

3. Bros, serve her breakfast on bed.

4. Take her to Mama. And as soon as you leave Mama's place, walk her straight to the altar!

5. And don't forget to credit her account with lots and lots of money.

6. Then after that, come back here and ask us what you should do! Mtcsheew!

A grown up man that cannot take simple decision on his own. Always running here to ask silly and irritating relationship questions!

I wonder how they would naturally have solved their problems if there were no internet. No mind of their own at all! Next thing now, he'll call his Momma or sister to report to. Such men disgust me like hell.

Gosh, how I respect matured men! As a woman you can't even raise your hand up, not to talk of landing it on their face. For real? Everything about them wouldn't even let you think towards that direction as a woman!
That can never happen. That's the type of man I desire. Not all these jelly-men who can't even protect themselves, not to talk of protecting their woman!

Hope you've informed other social media about this matter? Baby-Man!

Available9:
you are right, that is what the book says, but in reality, no one deposits anything...the issue of paying anything comes in when the surety cannot produce the defendant...this is my field

Hmmm. Knowledge is power. Never knew that's how it works.

Thank you dear Learned Friends for the enlightenment.

dealzoneshub:
https://airfryershub.com/cosori-air-fryer/

And what's that scamming link doing on my quote?

DeltaBachelor:
lol. I understand. Just wanted to know you more. You seem like a very nice person. Well, it's nice meeting you here. Sorry for " catching you unawares" with my question. Next time sha be spontaneous and "ever ready " because anything is possible. ( lwkmd) Happy Weekend !

Thanks for the compliment. Nice meeting you here too. You sound cool headed and that's a plus. But that's it for now.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

henrimoto:
Which Adugbo be this ? ...E be like say na my Adugbo you dey stay o.

Omo Adugbo Wa, Gbayi!!

It's possible.

Which of the ASAP?

Rihanna own, abi na As Soon As Possible own?

Chai, Ogbonnaya Onu has kicked the bucket?

May his genuine gentle soul rest in perfect peace. I pray God to give his family et al, the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.

DeltaBachelor:
Thanks. You too. Can I ask if you're married or in a relationship ?

Your question took me unawares. I mean there's no correlation between the topic for discussion and your question. Moreover, I usually don't discuss my personal life in a public space.

Hope you understand? Please don't be offended that I won't be able to answer your question.

Thank you, Nwa Delta.

DeltaBachelor:
That's true sha. Thanks for your empathy and concern. I don learn my lesson jare !

That's the most important thing - Learning from your, or others experience.

Take care and nice weekend.

DeltaBachelor:
I swear babe. I can't wait for my rent to be due so that I leave this wicked environment. The energy and vibes is very negative. The funny thing is they all claim to be " christain" and church-goers. I won't belittle any tribe or religion but I stayed a bit in the North and there are things an hausa man wouldn't do. They are their neighbour's keeper. Over here, it is just unhealthy competition and unnecessary rivalry

Sorry about your experience.

That's why I love Lagos State, irrespective of how crazy it might appear sometimes. See ehen, everyone in the neighbourhood might be forming and all, but let there arise any form of emergency. Even that neighbour you have never greeted before in the street will rush in to help assuage the situation, not to mention your immediate compound neighbours!

And if for any reason(s) your immediate neighbours ignored you at that time and didn't come to your aid, if the news filters out within the neighbourhood, the culprits would have earned themselves multiple enemies within the community. Even some street neighbours will tell them to their face that they're heartless and wicked.

Lagos State wey person wey you no know, no relate to in any way, will take over your fight. They'll push you aside, face your opponent and tell them to fight them if dem born dem well. And before you know it, you'll have many supporters running in from different angles willing to fight on your behalf. Not to talk of your neighbours, nitori Olohun! Are they not witches and wizards like this?

Neighbours here that after helping you, might still bone and pretend they haven't ever met you before. But they MUST surely come to your aid in that situation first before any other thing.

This one good looking? His face and head are exact replica of opioro mango.

Ask my Benue friends to describe that specie of mango to you. I don tire abeg.

Mr. Love Scammer!

ogbonti:
According to Oshiomole


Go and di e 😂

I'm sure you're talking to your family members. Don't worry, God has granted you your request.

ogbonti:
Is your head paining you? that is a major Federal Road linking Edo State straight to Abuja

God punish you for not correcting me politely.

Uncouth fool!

Na wao. And there's a State Government! Wicked politicians!

Sir, that your house at so so that you moved out from, I wouldn't mind if you can give it to me, Sir. God bless you more, Sir.

In summary, I will ask for an asset (property), and not a liability (car).

Wishing you marital bliss and successful wedding.

blackpanthar:
Marriage is not the purpose of anyone on earth. So pls don't over hype it.

Marrying too early or late is RELATIVE. I have met 23 years old MEN and I have met 44 years old boys. It is mindset and lifestyle choices o.


BUT

You see MONEY......... there are doors it opens that marriage will not open. It will open your mind to dream in HD and achieve the dream that are mere wishes for poor men.

BITTER TRUTH
Anyone who is in their 30s or 40s and still STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY is either lazy orr without a mentor orrr ignorant of many key foundational laws for financial freedom orrrr spiritually under a curze.

EXCUSES are for the weak, lazy and ignorant.

So, If it is by AGE, then NED and other world billionaires WOULD NOT HAVE MARRIED SEVERAL DREAM WIVES.

MONEY CAN REVERSE AGING.

See bro, before coming here to drop impractical posts..... MAKE MONEY, MAKE MAD MONEY FIRST................. then think about your stand on issues again, and you will know that POVERTY IS A MINDSET.


WHEN MONEY SPEAKS NO ONE CHECKS THE GRAMMAR

Black Panther please bend ( you too tall abeg), let me give you a peck on the chin.

You over-made sense with your post!

When you reason well, you speak well.

My prayers are with you, Princess. May you receive God's divine intervention on your health!

thesicilian:
Lol
Let's assume it naturally costs 1billion naira to construct start to finish.
The politicians in charge will earmark 10billion for the project and give the middlemen 3billion, while they pocket 7billion.
The middle men will pocket 2billion and give the construction company 1billion.
Now the various traditional rulers and omoniles of the communities through which the rail will pass will come and collect like 300million from the construction company.
Now the construction company will have no choice than to remove their own profit of about 500million from the balance, leaving about 200million naira to construct a 1billion naira project.

Ask me again why it will not fall down

Why wisdom full your brain like this?
You too much, jor.

Exactly how it'll transpire. Bribery, corruption and nepotism will kill it right on arrival.

And the way they usually build their houses in Idumota is even something else. No space in-between buildings at all. So if anything happens to one, it most surely affect others.

Sorry for their loss. I thank God there's no human loss.

Thumbs up for the efficiency of those involved in curbing the fire outbreak, preventing further escalation and loss.

God bless Lagos State.

Women, learn from Madam Okonjo Iweala and don't have any form of association with jealous men whose mission is to kill your dreams.

Pray for a husband who'll be your bedrock and a cheerleader, albeit behind the scene, you know.

Jewessgratitud3:
Hm.. this is serious o.
Pele.

Thank you, jare.

Jewessgratitud3:
Lol.. let me laugh before I continue reading. Shey I was saying it, people were attacking me.

Aha! Shey you to don feel am. That bridge was made to punish lagosians. Nothing anyone wants to tell me.

If you're sick, not eaten, or fasting don't go near it.
So exhausting.

I forgot to add the sick.

Because of how shaky my legs were after that torture, do you know I couldn't walk from our bus stop to the house? Just a distance of about 6 buildings away? I had to take a bike home, and it has never happened before.
Just what haven't I experienced today for climbing just one bridge! One single bridge, my sister!

Jewessgratitud3:
Lol.. let me laugh before I continue reading. Shey I was saying it, people were attacking me.

My sister, don't mind those attacking you ooo. It's better experienced, so they'll understand what you're talking about.

God, and it's a permanent structure bayi. How on earth can someone get used to it?

StraightGaay:
What a revolting sight.
No aesthetic atall.

Until you even climb it. They have started messing it already. I saw the handicapped beggars sweeping it when I went there this afternoon.

The stress of ascending and descending that bridge, lasan ...

Jewessgratitud3:
See the new look of YABA that got everyone complaining bitterly including me.
The last time I went to Yaba was three months ago when the new fly over bridge was still under construction only to get there yesterday and discovered it has been completed and the road on the rail line that leads to tejuoso has been blocked and fenced off so everyone has to go through the fly over bridge to access tejuoso market and the bridge is unnecessarily long and exhausting.

I was there yesterday but had to go again today because yesterday the complex I wanted to get stuff was shut and according to the traders the govt was coming for inspection.

The way they built the bridges are not convenient cos you'll climb two long lanes before you'll get to another long lanes descending to the other side. Lagosian were complaining as they climb and descend. On the other wing there are stairs. I used the stairs today thinking it would be better than the other walkway and nearly fainted.

Is this to add to Nigerians suffering or better their lives because someone who's already experiencing hunger can not climb that bridge o.

Below are pics of the flyover.

Aha, let me faint a little first before I respond! My body is not feeling the same again, Olohun!

I just came back from Yaba and it's not funny at all. God help me! My legs are not stable as I type. I can't just explain that punishment-they-call-bridge. No, no, no!

I'm begging anyone who has anything to do around Yaba/Tejuosho market axis, don't leave home without eating! When I say eating, I'm not talking about your regular tea and bread, or ogi (pap) and bean cake. Believe me, that won't do!

And don't try the bridge when you're fasting because you'll surely collapse. I'm not exaggerating. I repeat, don't ascend or descend Yaba bridge without stuffing your tommy with heavy food. E get why!

I wonder how people will cope climbing that bridge alone at night. It'll just be like straight journey to hell, especially if they're area boys around. God forbids! So scary to even imagine it!

First Bank, hmmm

Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.

Op, you sef no smart. When God don decide to make Valentine and Ash Wednesday fall on the same day, you for grap the opportunity with two hands.

Guys for area that we all know don't attend church until December 31st night, rushed early in the morning yesterday to the nearest Catholic Church near us go receive ashes for their forehead, and immediately activated "sober reflection mood" . As per se, dem don start lent be that and were not in the mood for "earthly celebration" of Valentine . Na im you go allow your girlfriend come dey expect Valentine's gift from you. You no try nah.

It's from February 13 you would have started preaching to her, albeit subtly, on how important it is to reflect on God's goodness and the situation of the country rather than focusing more on Valentine. So that when she wakes up and sees ashes on your forehead the next day, she'll be like, does this guy really meant what he was saying yesterday?
By then she would have lowered her expectations on receiving any gifts.

Just prepare to buy a crate of egg for N5,000 from now till May. God answered ye lot prayers. You haven't seen anything yet!

Awalokan!
It'll favour me and my family crew!

makemoneywbsite:
Before the destr0yers grabbed power, it was 200 naira. Last time i bought it about a week ago, it was 1400 naira. Am I in Nigeria or Venezuela?

Why are you so forgetful these days, darling. Remember I saw you off to the airport for your Zimbabwean trip the other day nah . Why are you mentioning Venezuela again, huh

Build the house and rent it out.

Hope you've not told him the house belongs to you? Just tell him that so so of your friend in diaspora entrusted the project into your hands because of the trust and your relationship with him.

But let your wife be aware that the house you're building is for you and she should keep quiet about it. E get why.

You can use ussd with any phone. Just dial*894#. Then input the last 4 digits of your ATM card, if you remember it, or those 3 digits at the back of your ATM. Then proceeded to block your card.

Otherwise, call their Customer Care, if they'll even pick up.

This is from Google:

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If my husband's family accepts and treats me well, it's natural I'll reciprocate in double fold. And if they treat me as an outsider, turning their son against me, rubbishing my existence in their family, then I will go into spiritual warfare for them, and physically keep them far away from me! I need absolute tranquility in my life, and I hate bad energy and toxicity of any kind.

My prayer has always been to marry into a family that will accept me as one of their own. Anything short of that, please don't even come near as husband's relatives, or even mine!

My mother treats her daughter in-law as her daughter, so I won't accept anything short of that from (especially) my mother-in-law, and also sisters-in-law.

Because your son probably refused to marry your friend's daughter that you've been secretly nurturing for him, doesn't give you any right to mistreat me as a daughter-in-law, you know.