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The Anonymous Groups predicted this misfortune on June 16, 2024, but it was ignored. Now it has happened exactly according to their prediction.

May God have mercy.

MatrixReloaded:
So they have taken this bad habit from ketu to street of U.K, constitute nuisance and littering everywhere with iberibe na nzuzu. Unfortunate beings.
When reasonable young chaps apply for a study permit application they will be denied but when efulefu ndi agadi na agwo ofe apply with fake docs they will grant them...

Dede, take it easy, ok?

The day I vowed NEVER to give the aboki beggars money again was because of the conversation I witnessed and heard some years back.

Something took me to Oshodi, while in the bus going back home at the park where we were loading, a fellow passenger sighted a crippled Hausa beggar, called and greeted him. The beggar crawled to where our bus was loading and the passenger asked him whether he travelled because he has been scarce for some months. The beggar said Yes that he travelled to Kano his place to go and complete his 3rd building. All the passengers shouted simultaneously: Third Building! And the man said Yes, that he has three buildings of two-storeys each.

It was as if they poured cold water on us after sitting under the sun for sometime, you know. Everywhere became so quiet, and people were shaking their heads in shock!

So they toil day and night in their places of business and work, give the little they have to the beggars, only for them to go build houses with their sweat, while they're here struggling, even to pay rent!
Passengers activated deep-thought mood that day ooo. I vowed from that day that "they'll never see my cash! NEVER!

oliverwrites:
A 5 year old can't be that smart. Yes, she is smarter than the average but it is definitely not my pin.

5 years is even too old. This generation of children are born-tech-swerve. If you see where a year old baby is handling phone, ehen, you'll be amazed. The functions you don't even know exist in your phone, they'll pull it out and be operating it.

They know where everything they need is on that phone. They're naturally smarter than their age.

I was watching one operating her mother's phone the day I visited the hospital, I didn't even know my mouth was opened in awe, until I recovered from the shock . A baby of not more than two years!

Same way Nick Canon is going. Father of nations.

I kuku no like Island for anything. It's during rainy season you'll know the true meaning of "the rich also cry". That's when you'll see those their imported furnitures floating inside their high and mighty houses, as a result of flood.

Traffic nko? Abeg, let's not even talk about that one!

Nothing of Island interests me at all.

Mainland is far better in all things.

#TeamMainland

Are you saying all ye victims cannot plan and beat the living-day-light outta him?
How can one man be intimidating able-bodied young men like ye all?

If you can't handle a single senseless man, how then can you guard a whole compound or company as Security Guards?

Pay him an unexpected visit, and teach him humility. One slap each from the affected guard is more than enough to reset his malfunctioning brain.

Or what do you think?

It's called Termite in English language.

Seefinish:
Is it by force to eat eggs?
Here in the north, some northerners are using awara in place of meat and fish. I have eaten it and I can testify it makes sense.

Please what is Awara? I'm just hearing about it for the first time.

Chatting from South West.

chatinent:
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Kobojunkie:
You even aptly describe you there.... WOW!

Please stop quoting me. I don't have any business with you, I beg you in the name of God.

Just get off my mention, please.

Kobojunkie:
Talk true! Na poverty mentality dey do you! You cannot wrap your mind around them living and operating a more lavish church business than the ones you are used to.

Na you sabi, Iya gbeboru.

Shebi na Poverty Brands be your best brands.
Continue!

Sonnobax15:

A cup of beans is #400?

Where are you based?

Cuz the last time I bought beans was 3 days ago and it was #250 per cup

You sure say na kiosk you branch abi na mini super market wey dey disguise as kiosk?

Last week Thursday, I was opportune to buy a derika of the tiniest size of honey beans for N1,100. Just about three buildings away, the same specie of beans was sold for N1,500, cos I priced theirs first.

On Saturday, I said let me go buy more for N1,100, but the price had changed over night to N1,200. My brother, I didn't think twice before buying it because I knew that if I mistakenly turn my body and return it, they would have added another increment.
That was how I ended up buying a small paint bucket of beans for about N7,200.

It's not funny at all! That invariably means that a cup of beans is truly N400, because original derika cup contains 4 milk cups.

VeryDarkMan01:
E be like say that man wan pass the whole rccg

They wield so much influence that they have to wait for months to suspend d pastor

Even d wife as a pastor wife
If you see d way she dresses
And adorn er self with different bangles
And heavy make up

Dem no born ordinary pastor wife to dress like that they for don suspend dem
But e be like say the iluyomades wield so much influence

If you no get money as a pastor for rccg
You will be tossed here and there
But it's d other way round if you finance your church you will be d special one

Im a member

My brother in the Lord, your points are very valid.

The day I attended "Arise", a programme organized by Pastor Siji at City of David specially for women, that was the day I vowed NEVER to attend any of her events or programmes again!

I just don't know how many drums and colours of paints she used to bath her face and nails that day. Very unlike a RCCG Pastor's wife. Not to mention the multi-million Naira attire she wore. Bouncers and guards everywhere, harassing people who weren't fast enough to make way for her grand entrance. So many things were just not right that day.
If I wasn't a devout RCCG member, I would have doubted the God they serve there.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I left even before the end of the programme.

Their suspension is long overdue, abeg. Heard our Mother-in-Israel has cautioned Siji many times on some of her excesses, but to no avail.They've made themselves demi-gods in City of David. Let them go and rest for three months.

City of David (Apapa Family) - The richest RCCG Parish in Nigeria!

How can he give you money to make your hair from the same head he'll mine when you get there? Olodo!

Yankee101:
Bail after drug conviction?

I think for just two weeks, in order to mourn his late Mom. He should be back after that, unless they play their usual political dirty tricks on the matter.

Harddiskng:
Please don’t apply for ND, just go for Bsc straight

Op, please take this very serious. Don't waste time on ND, BSc is better.

God1000:
That's very kind of Mr Obi, he has become ubiquitous in his service to humanity

May the soul of junior Pope rest in peace, au revoir.

Next time use Au dieu when addressing the dead. Au dieu is like saying "farewell to the dead", while "au revoir" means the normal goodbye we tell people when we're temporarily parting ways with them, hoping to see them some other time.

Thank you.

Brownsrivers:
Thank you very much for your thoughtful prayers and advice. We really appreciate it. You are one of a kind. May God bless you beyond your wildest dreams!

Amen in Jesus Name.

Take care and stay blessed.

May God help you find a suitable person soon. Please, let all meetings with her be with the doctors. Don't be physically involved in any way. Try as much as possible not to, (and your spouse also), have any interface with her for whatever reason.
This is for privacy reason.

An incidence happened sometime ago that I am not likely to share. But the kids were almost abducted by their birth mother, if not for divine intervention. She traced the family all the way to their home and almost succeeded in stealing the children, they were twins.

salih74:
I don’t know what your idea is of the biggest cow. But for context this right here is 250k

Wow, that's very ok for the size I was referring to. Please do you know how much it'll cost to transport down to Lagos?

Try X too, who knows, someone might be able to identify him.

Please don't be like my neighbour, who left his family somewhere, came to Lagos, rented an apartment, and went full swing sleeping with unmarried female neighbours. He's with one now as I type!

Before we could spell LAGOS, bros has grown so lean because sex has become his current food and hobby.

I just dey pity his wife who might be somewhere praying fervently for her husband, without knowing he has become a compound penis, gathering evil spirits and STDs to transfer to her later.

May God help faithful married women.

AlphaNugget:
The 6 month notice is what one will tag as "over wiseness".

The 6 months' notice actually covers his rent period which is only accepted by people that doesn't know their rights, the notice should start from the expiration of his rent and not in between his rent.

My brother, that's Law for you. The lawyer acted exactly how it should be acted upon in law. Like someone rightly said, he can only appeal for extra 3 months if he's unable to meet up with the notice period.

Just plead, don't drag right or anything with them, so they wouldn't be bent on evicting you the same day your rent expires, in case you're not able to rent another apartment before the expiration of your rent.

May God help us all to be property owners in no distance future, in Jesus Name, Amen!

salih74:
The cost of transportation is the cause of the exorbitant prices in the south. Here in yola this cow will go 200k tops!!!

Please I need price for the biggest cow. Can you transport to Lagos? And how much altogether will it cost?

Serendipity2023:
how did you get the number?

Online.

I have a phone number that has absolutely nothing to do with my name or identity, and an email address that is same. That was the number I used to call Police Headquarters in Abuja the day I saw a group of guys lynching one thief at a point of death. I wasn't in support of the thief, but I was seriously against jungle justice.

As soon as Police arrived in their van, I quickly left the scene, make them no come call the number and it rings, and then take me to the station to write report.

The second case was when one riff raff wanted to exhort money from people in the neighbourhood for an almost-collapsed electric pole. I sent an anonymous mail to NERC, Abuja and within a week, a new electric pole was erected.

You can try the above methods, or Pseudo X like someone suggested above.

CornOak:
Where's Explorers?

I haven't seen any of his educative threads this year.

I hope he's fine.

Explorers and AutoJosh.
I like those guys. Always dishing out informative topics.

One on the world, the other on car/vehicle related matters.

BigDawsNet:
Fact about Airplane...

Pilots and copilots typically eat different meals

Really?
Why exactly? Please shed more light.

Thank you.

I thank God the evil plans of the evil one was averted through the mercy of God.

Last month, The Anonymous Group predicted what would have been a terrible crash of either Dana or Arik, and I am happy the airline management heeded to the Anonymous recommendation and the crash was averted!

So happy no crash occurred, no life lost and no blood spilled.

Pedro334:
i was in control during my primary and also in secondary school na me be Argic prefect and Labour prefect who supposed to be bullying others de under my control, ...finally no one bullied me amd i didn't bully anyone , glory be to God

Agric.

illicit:
Ahnie

You got it, bro. It's no other than our very own Ahnie!