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Kazrem:
I am very good. I have not been here too for a very loooooooooong time.

Good to hear.
Oh, that makes the two of us then.

Moreover, NL is no longer what it used to be, jare.

Kazrem:
Aunty, you are still on NL? How is everything, ma?

My dear, I dey. I took some time off NL, jare.

Hope you're good?

Techpik:
Thank you boss for the advice, I really appreciate

If you're in Lagos, try rent in a service apartment. It's mostly younger generation that live in such apartments, and most of them engage in your line of job.

Though the rent is always on the high side, but everyone usually mind their business.

God knows I won't feel comfortable marrying a man I'm taller than. Let my man be higher than me in all things, including height abeg.

Bending down to kiss him every day of her life, wouldn't that result to spine fracture, bayi?

Just me thinking aloud, sha.

Kukutente23:
Na to tell Tinubu to change our flag back to Union jack
Liberian women will be thanking their ancestors now

I think that's what we should do.
Baba Tinubu, abeg help us remove green from our flag for now.
E get why, Sir. Because we cannot just miss this juicy offer.

Thank you in advance ooo

hakeemhakeem:
Just keep telling him to be a good police officer, what some people do on this platform woste more than some police men.

Ok, I'll tell him.

Thank you.

Lexzeey:
His lilly livered sons? Lol, people like me who hardly talk always have something sinister brewing inside, I beg them to prod me bro, and yes I came here to vent but it seems there's more of my uncle on nairaland too, y'all don't see anything wrong with the drunk hitting an adult first for no apparent reason.

That's what people don't seem to understand, that quiet people are deadlier than the outspoken ones. But they keep on taking the latter for granted until they react, and often times in extreme, then they'll begin to yarn rust. Don't mind them, jare.

But you see in this case, not because you're weak, or at fault, just tender an apology to that yeye drunken uncle of yours, and quietly warn him never to lay a hand on you again for whatever reason. This is to avoid future generational feud between you, your immediate family and his.

And from now on, be very careful of what you eat and drink in that village, ok? Cos whether you like it or not, you've made some enemies on that land. People who're not even directly related to the misunderstanding will want to capitalize on the issue to harm you. Please be careful.

I wish you well.

What is really paining me in this matter is that my cousin brother whom I should love with all my heart, is a Police Officer. Like it hurts me so, so much.

Green to him could mean "green snakes under green grass"

Nigerian Sisters, wetin we do this Baba, nitori Olohun? How we go take miss this mouth-watering matter nah? It's unfair. Simple Green wey enter our flag, he's using it against us, sho! We no gree, jor!

Hassanmaye:
Wow

Thank you so much. God bless you real good. I pray everything is resolved in his favour.

I know the school has rules, but in your case, they were extreme in their judgement. All the invigilator would've done was to deduct some marks and sign on your answer booklet.

That's why both the lecturers, and especially the invigilators will keep on announcing that no form of exam malpractices will be condoned, and that you're not allowed to write on your question paper. But you know how some of those invigilators behave nah. As if they were never students themselves.

But do you know you can actually use prayers to reverse their judgment? Prayer changes things, only if you believe!

Moreover, you're not authorized to take the life you didn't create. So take suicide completely out of your mind, ok? Cos we members of Nairaland family love you a lot, gerrit?

callmemakaveli:
YouTube is your friend.

Thank you.

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Samantha125:
The same way you guys killed those innocent Hausa hunters thinking they were Fulani bandits from Mali.

Unrelated

Emeskhalifa:
Was Lucky Dube Zimbabwean before they shot him?

Was AKA Zimbabwean before they shot him?

They just like killing their very own celebrities over there.

That Nigerian girl that contested something in their country was lucky they didn't pull a gun at her

Those lunatics actually killed Lucky Dube thinking he was a Nigerian. It was later they found out who they killed.

RevenuesBoost:
A very sad story

She had her life ahead of her

May her soul rest in peace.

Amen.

Putindbutt:
This is the kind of news that wailers and Bitter Obidients do not want to see. But no matter their pains, bitterness and hate, they will never win the election and their Gbajue will never become President.

Ode gidi.

I traveled out of my station for a day programme and unfortunately got back around 2am. The driver dropped me at Yaba bus stop at that ungodly hour! O God! The odour of helm and whatever else they were smoking and drinking filled the air.

Having sighted them earlier before embarking from the bus, I quickly folded one leg of my trousers, came down, changed my walking steps as if I was drunk, my heart beating like the sound of a drum. They were even hailing me while I was staggering pass.

As soon I passed them and found myself on Montgomery Road, ehen, I ran like my life depended on it, and actually it did. It wasn't funny that night.

Demetrix:
Internet fraudsters
Female Bank / real estate marketers
Female Hotel Receptionists
Female Lounge workers
Models

Modified: Na female house cleaners wey dey use iPhone 14 own worse pass.

You no add actresses, bro. Abi you like them?

A heartbreaking incident happened in my business area Tuesday night, here in Lagos.

An 8 year old girl was ran over by a bus while asleep, on Tuesday night.
Normally after school, she'll come to meet her mom where she sells local cooked herbs (agbo) and after close of business, mother and daughter will go home together. While waiting, if she's sleepy, there's a makeshift sleeping area for her until they're ready to go home. But on Tuesday night, a bus brake failed, climbed the pavement, and crushed the girl to death.

Please let's be more prayerful because, the adversary, the devil is going about looking for who to devour, especially towards the end of the year like this.

May God rest her young and gentle soul, and give comfort to her family. May we never bury or know the grave of our children, in Jesus Name, Amen!

Such a sad way to end the year.

You got it 10/10. Thought you were going to mention something else.
The annoying duo, Those Two!

Keep dancing, my governor. Nothing do you, Sir.

It's better to dance than to mourn.

Daddy wa, to sure. We love you albeit.

@ Op, let me tell you what that type of gifts people in that category appreciate the most:

1. Books - find a book of their interest and gift them.
2. Cards - birthday or Seasonal Cards.
3. Art works
4. Their picture portrait on a convass if you can afford it.
5. Even Bible, if they're christians, or praying bead and/or mat if they're Muslims.

I'm just advising you from experience. They usually don't value what a common man values.

Na small, small gifts like that dey sweet them.

I used to have a Boss like that. If you like go and kill yourself on top gift, he'll still appreciate the one that gave him ordinary birthday or season's card more! Can you imagine that?

apprentist:
See eh... I had to type this here cus I've run out of ideas. Don't know who to talk to or even next step to take.
Back then I used to blame men for cheating or fighting with their wife. But now, I'm pushed to do either.

Don't do either yet, and thank you for voicing out, instead of launching deep into the bosom of a strange woman as an excuse.

Have a deep-rooted discussion with her about your concern. Then tell her you're considering taking a second wife to help ease her burden. That you usually feel for her whenever you see her so tired.

When she hears this, Sir, believe you me she'll jolt out of excuses and then sit up to perform her wifely and motherly roles with such an alacrity that will surprise even her herself.

You know why? Because an average woman hates sharing her man with another woman. We hate that kind thing like kilode!

And don't be surprised when she comes back within a week or two to tell you she has found a business she'll like to venture into.

You don't need to stress yourself any further. Just try the scope above and come back to tell me thank you.

God please intervene and keep them safe, in Jesus Mighty Name, Amen.

These are the types of questions I love during the exams. Not all those list and explain; what are the characteristics of, etc.

With real life experience questions, I'll naturally pour out my mind, including the personally generated characteristics, lists whatever need to be listed, and score my A.

Picture for the double burner electric cooker. And can it go for N10?

I need Router too.

I tap into your testimony in all the areas answers to my prayers are delayed.

I pray Jehovah Saboath, Jehovah Jireh and Jehovah Rapha to manifest speedily as The God of Elijah in my situation, in Jesus Mighty Name I pray, Amen!

Happy birthday, Chioma Adeleke. May God bless your new age.

justi40:
My people reached out to me 2 days earlier on same kingship at Ehime Mbano Lga I told them to give me time to think about it, I noticed this days we are all royal we no know because our papa stubborn run comot for house no come tell us true story of our root

While thinking about it, please pray seriously for divine direction and revelation. And if God Himself gives you the go-ahead, then grasp it with your two hands and use it for the betterment of your people.

Don't accept without hearing from God, I beg you. And don't allow anyone pressure you into accepting it, ok?
The Chieftaincy ish, is not as simple as it sounds.

Wishing you the best of luck.

CJStarz:
Bia, nwokem, you are confusing me the more

If you did the crime, you do the time. No permanent hiding place for criminals.

Let the Law take it's course.