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Blackmiserable:
If I play bet9ja and the probability that my ticket would not cut is 0.9, 0.8, 0.85 in three different match. What's the probability that if I combine all three games, my ticket will not cut

0.85

azworks123:
I've message the guy to please send me my throwback pictures, that's where I store old pictures. The idiot went ahead to delete everything..

Can't stop laughing

Blackmiserable:
What is the chemical formula for a compound called laughing gas and why is it so called?

N2O Nitrous oxide

OP, Are you mad or what?

Is it that your brain is filled with N100 fufu?

Like if you see it

Staphylococcus

Kingsteve:
Ok, I don't know if this is weird enough, but here it goes.
A girl in her early 20's approached me one evening/night, and we ended up having a chit chat and evening workout together.
Yeah, we both live in the same estate.

The weird part...

For some reason, she opened up to me how she was crowned in the river at the age of 10 in her dream.
She said she knows that she's possessed by a marine spirit, after so many incidents that have occured in her life from then till now.

My question...

Why would she choose to reveal such secrets to someone she met for the first time and on the same day?
She even told me that it's only her nom that knows about her spiritual challenges.

Why me?

Is there something in me that attracted her and made her open up to me?
She even went as far as saying that she felt relieved, after sharing her secrets with me, and also asked me not to be afraid of her or use the stories against her.

I'm really curious...






Did I mention...
She's a cutie too!

Becareful bro!

There is always one thing lurking from the dark

kennypoka2:
Any logical explanation for this? This comment was made in Feb 4 2019.

It's only happened to me several times in probably 15 years now, but beyond these events, I never dream at all.

And it's getting scary now because besides being extremely exact in every way, they're all bad or sad events, never good things.

As I'm writing this on a Sunday night, 2 nights ago on Friday I dreamt about my ex-sister-in-law, dying, and woke up this morning to be told she committed suicide last night. I'm feeling extremely guilty by not saying anything to anyone. But I haven't seen her in a few years and I just figured I'd had a night of dreams since I had taken a pain pill for an injury and had slept very deeply. Maybe I should have contacted my ex and asked her to check on her sister, I don't know. What was I to say, I had a dream? Maybe yes I should have after all. She was in her late 20's and I feel like I just saw her yesterday. This is extremely saddening and besides the fact that someone I knew just committed suicide, I'm now having anxiety today because of my pattern of dreams and now thinking I definitely have an ability, and that I am afraid of because I only see bad things happening, always.

In fact, this same night 2 nights ago, I also had another vision, and this one is worrysome as well. Not to be so religious on here, but if any of you have read the Bible you can relate to this, in Revelations. I dreamt I was outside with my older sister and my daughter, who in the dream still looks young, so I'm thinking this must have to happen soon. My daughter is swimming, so I'm thinking it has to be a time of year that it's warm outside like the summer. The sky turns dark and gray, rolling clouds and the sun is gone. Then we see a large fireball going through the sky, which me thinking back looked exactly like a big rock being shot out of a volcano with the flames behind it. But the only thing is that I don't live anywhere near a volcano, I'm on the southeast coast of the USA . So I'm thinking it's either an asteroid or a nuclear missle. After seeing this, I look to my sister and say, Jesus is coming back. Then she says, yes little brother he is. And the dream ended.

So needless to say I'm very anxious and feeling sad and weird tonight, and don't want to fall asleep.

I was told, and I can actually remember this somehow, that when I was a little toddler my family was in church and while the preacher was speaking, I got up and walked down the middle isle and starting talking. Just as most adults giggle at cute kids doing cute stuff, I was talking to Noone in front of me in the isle. But I actually was. I remember seeing him, just as you all picture him in the pictures. My mother said I was talking to Jesus and she said she was so happy that day, and I can actually remember this even though I was so young.

I will admit growing up I lived like so many in ways that were not religious at all, but I have come back around throughout the years.

I don't know, maybe I'm meant to see things for a reason but I just don't know why it's all bad things now. Or maybe it's just things I need to tell people about to help in one way or the other. Unfortunately I'm just maybe realizing this I guess a day or two late because maybe I could have reached out and my ex sister-in-law may could be alive today, I don't know. I do know though that my heart is broken.

But I guess if my other dream comes true this year, hopefully you all will keep your eyes open and looking up and being prepared, somehow. I guess if it is meant to be asteroids or a nuclear weapon there's not much we can do, but if you haven't already maybe consider talking to God and open your hearts and let him in. I have to believe I'm being shown all of my visions for a reason. Maybe me telling you all might help at least 1 person.

It is so evident that the coming of Jesus christ is near, might just the next second.

God help us all

kennypoka2:
My logical explanation... There is no evidence of shared dreams.

As for people reporting shared dreams, the most likely cause is the unreliable nature of memory. If you hear a person describe a situation, your own memories will change to resemble what the other person said. This is why police will seperate witnesses and prevent them from talking before their reports are recorded. Dreams are barely remembered and are thus more susceptible to this effect. #Copied

Is it possible that this is what happened?

No sir, I only asked him why he was awake, he said he had a nightmare and he proceeded to narrating the same dream i had.

2Ballz:
Yes,you should just for occultic stains you cannot see.

Thanks sir, I'll do just that!

2Ballz:
Since the itching has stopped, there won't be the need to recommend something for you.
Regarding the drooling, you may need to have your faeces for M/C/S for intestinal infection for bacteria and worms( or their larvae)

Alright sir, tho the bloody stool just stopped!

Should i still proceed with the tests?

Jerrypolo:
Please calm down sir, no one here is fighting with u. Remember she's from Ebonyi and not from the North. I'm only saying cos she may end up wasting that score. Btw, are u a student there?

I'm a student of UJ, a guy from her state got MBBS with same UTME score last year!

The propelling factor to being considered for admission in UJ is to have a very strong O/L grade. Aside this, you risk being admitted, even with 310...

Jerrypolo:
You cannot get medicine with 254 in UJ. Do not let anyone deceive you.

Change to a state school. Preferably AAU.

Says who?

Please don't just spew what is pun intended!

she can gain admission with her 254 to study MBBS in UJ

2Ballz:
You may need to have a Full blood count done with differentials to start with.
Has the itching reduced? Do you mind using something to cause a relief ?

Yes sir, No itching again!

But i've got spots registered on the itchy area...

Will do the blood count ASAP, after the lockdown period elapse

No, I don't... Please do recommend...

PS: I've been stooling more recently with blood stains! though, not watery...

Thank you sir

dejt4u:
n = [(d-2a)±(4a² - 4ad + d² + 8ds)^½] ÷ 2d

Boss!

MrBrownJay1:
SHATTAP you two-faced hypocrite demon... coming here trying to play holier than thou but wasnt it you who a few days ago opened a thread posting photos of cameltoes and totos for all to see?!?!?!?

Can't stop laughing

MrBrownJay1:
SHATTAP you two-faced hypocrite demon... coming here trying to play holier than thou but wasnt it you who a few days ago opened a thread posting photos of cameltoes and totos for all to see?!?!?!?

Can't stop laughing

dejt4u:
dropped

Seen boss!

dejt4u:
R = ((1-2b) ± {√[(4E²/P)-4b+1]})/2

Boss!
Drop steps

It's very real guys!

There was one time in the midnight, i went outside to ease myself as i opened the door, I heard a dog snarling towards me! guys the dog was practically invisible. The dog began moving speedily towards my direction i could feel it but i didn't see any dog... I took off immediately...


Another scene was when i went out to ease my self around 1AM, i heard dog of the next house barking aggresively. It became intense, so i was suspecting maybe the dog has seen thieves. I decided to take a peek, guys i saw an image-like object as if they were pointing a bright torch on a wall. I looked more carefully the image started to levitate and it began moving towards one direction. I became so frightened, i had to stealthily move to my room

God help us
Amen!

2Ballz:
Before the body itching and body rashes formation, did you observe any sore formed on your penis?

Do you observe same thing being experience by your sex partner you had the sex with?

Have you done a full blood count on this?

She has neither body itching nor rashes on her, and i can feel pains around my penis but the sore that carries the pain is invisible; can't see it.

I've not done any full blood count.

Good day Docs in the house!

I have an issue here please!


Last month, i had general body itching which was so intense during the night...

It resulted to me having tiny pimply or bumby rash spread partially across my chest and back region(not itchy), Although i've been having mild headache plus mildly painful urination and general body
body weakness

What could possibly be the problem?

PS: I had unprotected sex prior to the issue...

Please help

Cc:

2ballz
Balogun

et al

skylane:
cut off for medicine in uj is 240 u qualify, am a medical student of uj

What level please?

Ishilove:
Reminder. If by 2pm I don't get a response from you, another beneficiary will be selected from this thread.

Ishilove, please i need only N200 card oh...

Nice

CentiLion:
In all you do,do not apply unijos. My guy with 310 was sent to geology while someothers were admitted with lower scores.
Unilorin competition is fierce and she might be sent to other departments.

The said guy who had 310 last year and was moved to geology and mining is my friend. However, he merited the admission. He was only unfortunate because his slot was used up by someone who had longer legs from his state.

The issue i'm pointing at is that, UNIJOS is not a death trap as though it were announced to be...

Let your 5 relevant O/L subjects be littered with A's and B's coupled with an impressive UTME score, you'll find yourself in!

And lastly, no forgetting the God factor as Ultimate

ezimo777:
Come on... Awaiting you @ Unijos

Are you currently studying MBBS in UNIJOS?

Let me borrow this from Afoobabs
[...]It is the hammer of persistence that drives the nail of success
Congratulations, for my spirit is lifted up!

Pocohontasboo:
Please who has that guy that has big nose meme with the "I SMELL LIES CAPTION"

He's not lying, I bet you don't know what you're saying