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OP, E be like say you want make them dash you ban, abi?

This is the goat the bible talked about in Revelation

AmazingELixir:





Corona virus induced lockdown had prevented him from plying his trade...and with the easing up he just couldn't wait to unleash mayhem on any unlucky soul.

See him hairstyle yahoo plus plus marlian

Criminals sef

Can't stop laughing, Nairalanders no go kill me

Jacqueline22:
That was what I told him. I myself I was having the diarrhea and stomach pain i went to the hospital did all necessary test. It shows my thyphiod was very high, the funny thing is that thyphiod hardly leave the body.
It better not to have it at all.

And that's true, He should get series of tests done on him to ascertain what is really wrong

Acute Thyphoid

And i won

grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

Lol... make i hear say i no kill people that night

Anticipating

dejt4u:
https://www.nairaland.com/1147658/nairaland-mathematics-clinic/265#88040967
Follow through.. The solution is there on page 266

Ok boss!

Elite14:
Like seriously??!

I'm telling you bro!
I'm now rebranded

Westernlove:
Done!!!

Boss, Received!
From now henceforth, your pocket shall never run dry!
Thank you, i'm forever grateful sir!

westernlove
MTN Baba

Westernlove:
Noted remove your No.....In a moment

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Westernlove:
Noted drop your No......Pls guys Slap44 Is coming to attend to you guys okay. Goodluck!!!

Boss, na me get that 0704...
just help your boy

Westernlove:
Ok that 0704 right?

I sha they around oh

Westernlove:
I tell you bruh.....N200 airtime your choice of network fall on you. Drop your No...

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SLAP44:
I always keep my promise. Someone is going to deposit#2,000 to your account today.

I just need card OP

SLAP44:
If you get the cards please holla!

They won't say anything! This mode is casted already boss

CallMeGrace:
Who are the people loading this card without signifying themselves..

Especially MTN, I'm not understanding

Boss
Slap44 i cannot take this, help us oh, this one wey we they use 2G mobile

bolaji3071:
I swear down. E just dey surprise me, as I think say I fast reach

I sit down like this with pen and paper las las na last i carry

I've been here since yesterday, still shishi no gum me!

Oboy 5G users are wicked oh, seeing card just now before you know 'Voucher has already been used'

It's not fair at all!

It was really an embarrassing one! How stupid could i have been? I sent her letters she read and acknowledged them. But then, she wanted to hear it directly from my mouth. I summoned courage we met one night and she started, 'I'm all ears' beads of sweat started forming on my foreward, i was literally shaking as if i were to be slaughtered, I felt my heart in my mouth. I then broke the silence. I requested that she closed her eyes in which she gladly obliged, Immediately i scribbled down the words 'I LOVE YOU' on the ground. In a flash, i bolted off! The rest became history... Jemima, wherever you are, thank you for loving me!

I don't know what happened to me but I found God.

I cease to blaspheme His holy name. I have used this moniker countless times to ridicule God. This is my reason for deactivating. I will be back with a different moniker but this time, to preach the word of God.

Stupidity was never stupid. It was just for fun.

Glad you've now realized the truth

MrShape Dejt4u Martinez39s

Mine is as follows

1. It was christmas eve and we the children were busy using fireworks(Knockout) We were so daring as we tend to hold the knockout while it sparks! so one man was passing by and i just lit the knockout, it was three sound sha and i didn't hold it well. So with pains i decided to throw the knockout away! Unknowingly, it landed on the bald head of the man as it detonated noisily! immediately the man turned to see who did that! Already i was signaled by one woman, so i took off with the speed of light.

2. When i was very small; about 5 years, there is this small calabar girl in my neighbour hood. i was playing with the cover of one bottle, the girl took the cover from me and bolted towards there room! I became so furious, i followed her quickly she stood beside their bed and nobody was around, i told her to return what she took she refused! i pushed her on the bed and had childish sex, she became weak as i collected my stuff and took off! Later she came to our house with her mother. Her mom accosted me and on why i had sex with daughter... I didn't know where the energy to replied her came from! i shouted underneath my breathe, that why won't i Fcuck your daughter when she took my stuff? My mom and the woman became shocked and practically speechless. she just took her daughter by the hand and walked away quietly!

3. I remembered how i foolishly burnt two phones when i tried charging them without the charger's head, i connected the wire live to the wall of socket...

How time flies! If i remember all these things i'll jusy thankGod for life!

4. While growing up with brother, we returned from school one hot afternoon, we heard the sound of radio coming out from the direction of a room my uncle always sleeps in, unknown to us it was our dad in the room, we stealthily moved towards the room, in what seemed to be the count of three, in loud voices as it blended in unison, we bellowed thunderously as we flung wide the curtain, Brothers and sisters as literally saw my father on air and his eyes protruding in fear, he threw the radio. on seeing this, we fled like never before, we returned later in the night, that night was the worst of all as hell was let loose!

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