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Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by eyekaynoble: 11:13am On Aug 16, 2023
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squash47:
😂😂 that time I come dey proud of myself for a wise investment. Cos that was when SARS was hot. But as I grew older I realized, I have been scammed 😌 my N500 has been exchanged with a piece of paper with no reasonable details printed on it.

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Health / Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by eyekaynoble: 9:12pm On Aug 15, 2023
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izonborn098:
Go and beg ur ex''
Health / Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by eyekaynoble: 9:11pm On Aug 15, 2023
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by eyekaynoble: 11:17am On Aug 07, 2023
Omo, see traffic shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by eyekaynoble: 11:15am On Oct 16, 2022
Talent or no talent, In the midst of 3 or more people, i can easily fish out anyone that farts ( i mean, the culprit ) simply by studying his or her facial expressions. grin

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Politics / Re: Video Of Helicopters Dropping Unknown People In The Bush Is Fake - Enugu Police by eyekaynoble: 8:14am On Oct 15, 2022
Krak:
I have not seen the video but this report is funny to me. How can helicopter be alleged to be dropping hundreds of people, helicopter fa?

Even the largest helicopters (the Chinook and its variants) owned by any military in the world cannot carry up to a hundred individuals.
Re: Video Of HELICOPTERS Dropping Unknown People In The Bush Is Fake - Enugu Police shocked It says HELICOPTERS
Pets / Re: Please What Breed Of Dog Is This ? by eyekaynoble: 9:26pm On Oct 06, 2022
This na pure TAN'T'OLORUN? ( WHO PASS GOD? ) or HUSTLER..�
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by eyekaynoble: 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2022
Ojochogwusunny:
I have a brand new GTMEDIA V8 BT05 FINDER for sale
How much?
Food / Re: Sapa Concoction Rice by eyekaynoble: 6:19pm On Jul 23, 2022
Wait and get jollof rice grin

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by eyekaynoble: 11:27pm On May 24, 2022
Peeping Tom grin grin. May u be caught in Jesus' name. Amen! U be real clown grin grin grin
Phone/Internet Market / Re: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by eyekaynoble: 10:33pm On Mar 08, 2022
Tecno camon CX air for sale. 2gig ram + 16gig internal memory, 3,500mah battery, 4G (lte) network and it's in perfect condition. Price 22k. Phone 08023313791
Foreign Affairs / Re: World War III Trends, Memes (Photo) by eyekaynoble: 10:13am On Feb 24, 2022
Amazingify:
This is what we all need to pray for and not be joking abt.
War is not a child's play
PRAY AGAINST, u mean?
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by eyekaynoble: 5:55pm On Nov 25, 2021
... I just finished urinating when i heard a tiny voice behind me, " Dad, why did u shake your pee pee?" I was shocked and i said " Don't worry, u'll understand when u grow up"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by eyekaynoble: 6:08pm On Nov 08, 2021
Scatterscatter, abeg no spoil dis fun
Health / Re: #NoBraDay 2021: Nigerian Women, Others Mark 'No Bra Day' (Photos) by eyekaynoble: 5:55pm On Oct 13, 2021
FVckbubuDcow:
Olympus has fallen
... Fallen like men's blockos
Family / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by eyekaynoble: 1:55pm On Sep 14, 2021
This happened when I was 9. Woke up one evening bt thought it was morning. Saw mom, dad, brodas and sistas in d sitting room and greeted them "Gd morning, ma, gd morning, sir. I then went 2 d bathroom & afta bathing, i com wear my skul uniform and carry my bag go tanda for my papa & mama front in d sitting room. Everybody just open mouth dey look me like a strayed goat...

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TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by eyekaynoble: 4:15pm On Aug 29, 2021
The count of monte cristo starring Jim caviezel, Guy pearce, Richard harris and Henry cavill. A must see!

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Celebrities / Re: Rishi Kapoor Dies Of Leukaemia Aged 67 by eyekaynoble: 11:45am On Apr 30, 2020
What a loss. Rest on, VIKRAM ( Yeh vada raha ) That movie was da bomb in the 80s.
Health / Re: Blood Comes Out Of My Private Part At Night, Please Help!! by eyekaynoble: 7:16am On Nov 11, 2019
I suspect BILHARZIA ( schistosomiasis ). Try AMBILHAR 500mg.
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by eyekaynoble: 2:51pm On May 17, 2019
sharaff6:
Help With Tstv TP That Is On..
11595 v 30000. I will post d 2nd one when I get home

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Celebrities / Re: Funmilayo Ogunsola 'Ijewuru' Dies Of Heart Attack by eyekaynoble: 10:57am On Feb 05, 2019
Bimiafashion:

Jinadu is alive

na Jinadu baba sabiko die, not Jinadu ewele
Education / Re: Top Grammatical Errors You Make Without Knowing by eyekaynoble: 10:54am On Jun 20, 2018
Nice one but your number 6 point ends incorrectly. It's either "from now" or "henceforth" ( no offence )
Education / Re: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by eyekaynoble: 8:16am On May 24, 2018
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and honorificabilitudinity
Crime / Re: MTN Mast Thieves Caught In Enugu State & Beaten (Pictures) by eyekaynoble: 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2018
Is the guy on the left side whistling or what? See heavy brushing, mehnnnn!
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Used A Sellotaped Microphone To Interview A White Man (Photos) by eyekaynoble: 12:26pm On Nov 06, 2017
Bossontop:
undecided undecided undecided
And dis station iz older than almost all if not all the tv stations in nigeria and yet notin to show in terms ov development or improvement wen d JJC stations have gone far and it iz even government owned........chaiiii dese guys need to bow dia heads in shame
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Romance / Re: I Lied To My Fiancé That I Am A Virgin, My Wedding Is In December. Help by eyekaynoble: 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2017
stuffs4me:



Thunder fire that your evil lying mouth there.

See who is talking fa.

You are a pathological liar. How can a 15year old girl not know what sex was. Saying a 15year old girl doesn't know what sex was is another big lie.

After you have fvcked the whole street you now went on to deceive an Inocent man.

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Fashion / Re: ”Agbada Is Not For Short Men” – Female Twitter User by eyekaynoble: 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2017
LifestyleTonite:
^^^^

Association Of Short Men

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. Lols! U mean, "The vertically challenged" grin

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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi's Sister, Marie, Is Beautiful (Photos) by eyekaynoble: 5:29pm On Aug 21, 2017
Wey the beauty

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