₦airaland Forum

dangoteinlaw:
That I was an aye, back in 200L...men started investigating and found out I was actually a ju-man. But truthfully I already blended from secondary school but renounced b4 gaining admission. Lol

no add up at all once blend you done blend be that maybe na fake blending you do. not the real thing

My brother tie white and red clothe, carry calabash for one hand and egg on the other hand,

put palm frond leave in your mouth and stand in front of his house by 12:00am shout his name 3 times.

Thank me latter.

Bhelamblog:
A Young man who nicknamed himself the oracle of Ojota has been arrested by the Rapid Response Squad after he was caught pickpocketting one of their officers in Lagos, He was caught around Alausa Ikeja, and is currently in custody... see more photos below!


http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/man-who-calls-himself-oracle-of-ojota.html

this pepo insisting on giving yellowba South West bad name. So bad can they ever change profession never.

michoim:
AIT is their television. Raymon Dokpesi the owner of AIT had been indited and released on bail.So they are the same bunch of corrupt, evil doers with Fayose / FFK.And for the deceivers like Fayose who thinks Nigerians cannot think, let me say that Naira started declining against the dollar from 150 to 230 in the last 6 months of Jonathan administration. So it was Jonathan that set it on the sharp declining mode before he left. And the same PDP (Jonathan,Dokpesi, Fayose and co ) were busy sponsoring Niger Delta militants to blow oil facilities so as to compound the declining Naira, so that Nigerians will give them (the evildoers)hearing ears as a platform to relunch themselves into politics come 2019.
More so, it is on record that the price of rice was on the rise from N8000 to N12000 when Jonathan left power. In the same vein, PDP government set the rising tone for the price of rice and other commodities including scarcity of fuel then ( when they refuse to pay the marketers ), if you would remember. Is not far fetch. It was just mid-2015.
So all these criminals, the evil they have perfected against the well-being of Nigeria, not minding the prosperity of the generality of the people because they were and are and will never be interested in the first place; think they can deceive us again the second time. Fayose, Wike, FFK be warned because these your rages will soon find rest in everlasting dungeon of darkness.
Buhari is performing and will much more perform,PDP satanic challenges notwithstanding.

Typoerror I mean to say
Have you been able to eat well since May 2015 So don't like me

sarrki:
Greater than Gej, adaka Boro, Nnamdi Azikwe and ojukwu combined

Lol

Goldenheart:
This woman Sabi cry Ehn....

Na asari dokubo sister don't joke with her

OjoChigozieNuhu:
PDP should wake up from slumber and face reality that they are out of power. Whatever achievement by the current administration remains that of the administration. There are other trival issues that needed to be solved by PDP jare.

when they take all the glory for the good work achieved eventhough we all the past administration did some part that they also take the bad economic situation they put us in good faith and find a way out it which we all know it is very far from them. Not when the team is completely made up of dullardinhos

marvelyole:
Don Meon has finally become a Nigerian o, 3rd time in Nigeria in 2 weeks. Experience, Unusual Praise and now Town Prayer Meeting

He was around since experience, he have been over booked

MrIcredible:

Gibberish!


MMM will surely return.

It's not only in Nigeria that mmm has gone into pause mode.

MMM has been in existence since in the 1990s.

Nigerians love quick money so, mmm will surely be back.

I cashed out on Thursday and I collected 90% of my money and bonuses.

I have provided help twice since this pause and waiting to be matched.

I'll surely pay when I get matched.

MMM is good but not perfect.

The only thing that will make mmm crash completely is the outrageous bonuses the system has provided for the so-called guiders.
A guider can provide help of 1million naira and get 6 million naira within a month. This is ridiculous. Instead of about 1.4 million naira an ordinary member will get.

My advice to the admin is that THEY SHOULD CANCEL THE STUPîD GUIDERS BONUSES OR REDUCE IT TO ABOUT 0.0000001%.
REFERERS BONUSES SHOULD BE 5%
AND MAVRO GROWTH SHOULD BE EVERYDAY AND NOT JUST TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS.

LONG LIVE MMM.

True talk seyi

PUSH1:
What are you saying op?
Have u done it before?

Hmm

Adexxxxy:
I wish I can meet this disgusting bastard face to face

You wan collect abi, come to marwa bus stop Lekki phase 1 he is always at the taxi park.

LorDBolton:
Sorry to go off topic but did anyone notice how shambolic that pitch was?

Compare it to south Africa's. Sweeeeeet pitch against senegal.

Smh

Our weather is hot when compare to SA, so the grass will die easily here.

priceaction:
loz, you know nothing about her. No be today she don do that... e don tey.....

As you know wella how tip of her br.east she don cut before.

Mike ozuluonye, Jim iyke, mike Godson, nonso diobi, pastor Kinsley okonkwo (pk)

priceaction:
How will normal human being remove nippples because of fashion ? What will baby suck? Even what will his huzzy suck? Well, na her wahal. The day they asked her about that in one interview like that, she used style run for the question about the nippleless breasst.

She hide the nipples na how will one cut the most attractive thing on her

ba7man:
I don't get it?

Why would a grown man ask a 17yr old girl to help him source for a barge.

Can't he find his mates in the same line of work to do that for him

This story is a lie.

If you know rivers very well and she is from Dokubo family remember asari then believe her story about barge. Bunkering activities.

Dshocker:
Dan ìs ká..Mob of almost N60million

Lexus 570 is the latest beast in town & ready to give Mercedes Benz G63 & Range Rover Vogue a run for their money.

Guy them no be mate, comparing Asian car with European cars. That is heaven and earth

This not new na a lot of this uncovered man hole on Eko bridge, I nearly burst my tire in one of them. There was a country. Actually it is people that steal the cover the melt it, use it to cast other stuffs. I blame GEJ for this things.

recievesense:
How he be a kingpin when he is using 1 par?

Last time I checked small boys for p-town dey carry ak47

Army calling him a kingpin is funny.

Guy you must be a rugged entity to know 1 par.

ooshinibos:
Nigerian Man with their mentality , is English my mother tongue ..I leave with your Nigerian problems ..so if a person cant speak English ..that the end of the road ?...

A man that can fed your entire generation from 16bc till whenever na him you dey open your smelly mouth dey talk about. Keyboard warrior A.K.A afonjo

ooshinibos:
we always find excuse for Jonathan ..but he was the commander in chief of the Nigeria Armed forces , that's the most powerful position in the Nigeria but Jonathan did not exercise that power , I don't think he knew he was the president and the commander in chief of the whole armed force , he had the power to quell whatever but my man was more interested in something else

You that cannot even control jus one girlfriend wey you always cry for her not to talk of been a breadwinner or head of family. When people talk you will know if they have handled any leadership position. No let me give you name.

ooshinibos:
I wish Jonathan had put Nigerian first when he was there ..practice what you preach sir ...Dasuki arms scandal

This all the English you learnt in your life. Seen about five of same comment. Pls make another comment let know your primary school fees is not in vain.

nameerfhtennek:
It's more than 20minutes, I'm still unable to put words together to begin this story. I will try keep it simple and necessarily detailed so everyone will understand the true picture of what happened, why against my belief that writing personal experiences on social media is immature, I had to still write mine. Let's just say I'm not thinking right now, maybe I'm so upset but truth is, I need your advice.

I'm writing this thread seated at the back of a Hilux truck just outside our apartment. Yaa, that me in the picture. You see, today is EID and believe me I should be resting in the house since I'm not working today. Days like this only come by 6times in a whole year and more than anything, I would have loved resting than being out here.

It was yesterday evening, she called and said she her driver were headed to my office. She wanted to pick some stuffs around my office. Yaa, I forgot to say this is Saudi Arabia. If you know Saudi quite well, you will agree with me that a husband will definitely get exhausted running errands for his wife or the family. I was not in the mood for shopping but she wanted to shop. She got upset that I didn't want to accompany her shopping.

She did her shopping alone and returned few minutes before I closed from work. We headed home. Unknown to me, I forgot my internet router in my office because I was rushing to get home and continue with my FIFA 16.
Her internet service expired some days back so we were using mine.

While playing game, she walked into the seating room and demanded for my router. Mine, not hers. With her tone and facial expression demanding the router, I didn't respond because there was an indication that she was warming up for a quarrel. I wasn't just in the mood. The thing is, she is very skilled in extending her anger phases. That is one thing I can't understand till today. Believe me, it was not like this while we were dating. Sorry, I forgot to tell you I married my university girlfriend, she years my junior and the same department. Ya, I'm one of those guys that dated and planned for the future with their girls at the same time. God blessed that plan but at this point I don't understand everything that has been happening for the past one year plus since we got married. She repeatedly demanded that I handed over my router to her but I was quiet. Meanwhile, it occurred to me that I forgot the router in my office the minute she first asked about it. Truth is, I actually needed to use the internet that night for my online FIFA.

After several times of asking for the router and no response from me, she took the TV remote and switched off the TV. She walked straight to the kitchen and hid the remote. I approached her in the kitchen and told her I was not ready for any kinda quarrel. We have had enough for the past one year of getting married. I then told her I forgot the router in my office, I didn't have it. I guess she didn't believe me, she never did. She told me to leave her alone. I returned back to the seating room with my heart beating fast. I knew she wanted a serious quarrel that night. After some minutes, I returned to the kitchen and requested for the remote. Then I figured out she hid it in her pant. Pretending I was passing by, I swiftly went for the remote from under her short gown and grabbed it. She didn't expect I knew where she hid it. She followed me behind and ceased the game console, second indication she wanted me to react. I do have a problem with my temper just like every human, male or female. I have also learnt to deal with it by walking away at times I feel I was going to lose it. The same reason I'm outside at this time, 9:55 pm Saudi time. She knows I have fought hard to tame my temper issues but most times, she makes deliberate efforts to have me overreact to her nags and rants.

I watched her hide the console in her pant yet again. I shuddered in obvious fear because I knew what the woman wanted, a fight. Unable to deal with it,the intimidation and the shame, I went for the console and squeezed it out from her hand while she was trying to hold it tight. That was when the trouble then started. She wanted a buffer to help her spill everything she had nursed in her mind. "You are a violent person!! You can kill, idiot!! You were not shown love by your parents, that is why you will squeeze your wife's hand to collect the console. They allowed you to grow up in the street without parental guidance and love." Then it came....pwaaaaaaah!!! She spat on my face!!!!! God knows, I have never been spat at before, not by my parents, not by my siblings, not by anybody. " I agree I was not shown love by my parents but your Dad is a coward for running away from your mother without being there for you guys when he needed to play his roles as a father. That explains the reason you are like this", I said and walked back to the seating room.

I managed to play a few games which I lost mostly and then slept off around past 5am this morning. Around 3pm, I woke up and went to the office. Not like I had work but I needed to clear my head away from the house. If only there was alcohol in Saudi, I would have been somewhere in a hotel drinking away the shame. When I returned home by past 7pm, hungry and tired. I needed to continue my game but I could no longer find the game console and the TV remote. I asked for it and she ignored me. I managed to eat and then left the house to this truck.

You see, I love my wife more than anything, more than anyone. She is one person in the whole world I could go any length for. I love her, that was why I forgave her when she broke up with me after I left Nigeria for Saudi Arabia. She broke up with me few months after I came to Saudi and started dating another guy twice her age. She says she never expected I would come back to her after she left me but I did. I did because I saw a future with her, a future I imagined, believed in and worked towards its reality. Today we have gotten to a level where most people out there would want to be, our colleagues envy is because they believe we are privileged and blessed but what they don't know is that in the truth, I have no peace. This marriage has become my legacy and my curse.

I want to send her back to Nigeria in few days time and I hope I'm not making a mistake!!! Spitting on my face, nah nah....am so fed up!!!!

How many kids do guys have now? Let know if that is what is causing the agitation.

Hope Op no transfer the bedbug to the new hotel.

dauntless15:
yes hes a footballer he plays for Chelsea

Which country Chelsea dey again?

dauntless15:
have you ever heard of any jidenna grass to grace story?

Sorry who is Jidenna is he a footballer which him dey play for?

Jacks14:
This ebos don overtake north oooo in commiting atrocities....yesterday it was priest the beat black n blue, today molesting a minor...the struggle of wasted n death biafra is frustrating them...ewu brain

I once have one ugly dog I named jack, I don't know it was a nairalander. What a great news.

I pray it doesn't end like all other promises. APC= All promise cancelled. For instant the same China company for good 7years (2009-2016) under APC Lagos couldn't complete ordinary Orile to mile2 railway. Pikin wey no claw no fit run. I need Zombies to tell us one single achivement this government started and finish. Nigeria is in trouble. A lot of people have lost there jobs, money couldnt buy anythin in the market any more. I really have nothing to loose jus that we know where all those paper will end up AKARA JOINT, SUYA MALLAM, GUGURU AT EKPA, AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST SHALANGA. ZOMBIEs make una no quote me.

It look so much Like the one parked near awolowo glass house Ikeja computer village

aresa:
Nigeria has nothing to do with yo going where ever you want to go, you are just not ready and you don't want to go anywhere so stop deceiving yourself..


Until you all leave other parts of Nigeria and return to your villages and until your local leaders from Governors and national elected officers in Abuja resign from the Nigerian government and declare your village republic or even carry gun to stress that point, all you are doing is spewing shit and making fun of yourselves..



Abeg stop the comedy..

It is only a yoba fear fear person can talk like this prove me wrong and tell you are an abo.ki.

The groom is an importer of travelling bags and boxes.

Watch out for him. One of the richest baby in igboland