₦airaland Forum

How can 8 out of 30 lawmakers form a quorum to impeach a governor? This administration has shown total disregard for civility and the Constitution.

Buhari should hide his face and stop parading himself as an incorruptible President.

God save Benue.

Buhari is currently politically disable. He needs aid at the moment. Dear NGO help our president.
#Saraki4Democracy.

Blame it on the Dullard �

She cried cos she couldn't believe your idiotic utterances.

Can you write?

1. Are you a gifted wordsmith?

2. Do you understand the tenets of journalism?

3. Can you weave words into imaginative pieces and take the road less-traveled on topical issues?

4. Can you sniff out spellbinding stories from everyday life and make them extra-ordinary?

5. Can you sift the facts from fake news?

6. Will your work stand out among a collection of entries?

If you are sure you can tell a good story, if you can hold your audience captive, perhaps you are the one we want.

Maybe, you are the writer we have been looking for.

Available Openings/Positions:

ü Politics, Business, Tech, Economy, Entertainment & Sports

ü Video Content Creator/Editor

ü Social Media Manager

ü Columnists/Contributors

Let’s have your entries; send samples of your most recent works and Resume to: hr@tasksystems.com on or before Tuesday June 12th 2018

Wiz Kid be like IT student.

Ojoro. Bale deserves it.

See humility

URGENT VACANCIES!

Audit Executive (Abuja)
Relevant qualifications (B.Sc. or HND) in Accounting. Professional certifications mandatory. 3 – 5 years’ experience in a related role. Ideal candidate must be resident in Abuja. Please send resume to hr@tasksystems.com not later than Monday, May 28th 2018

Sales Manager (Abuja)
Sales Manager with strong track record of meeting/surpassing sales performance targets. 5 years’ experience in Sales. Relevant academic and professional qualifications an added advantage. Ideal candidate must be resident in Abuja. Please send resume to hr@tasksystems.com not later than Monday, May 28th 2018

God help me.

Na LIE bros.

Same notice should be given to Buhari too.

OP, YOU BE MONITORING SPIRIT?

I sense a TRANSMISSION and TRANSMISSION IN THIS MARRIAGE.

Like for Nairaland of old. Share for Nairaland of now.

Pay Per Click Analyst

We are Nigeria’s largest online mall and have been in operation for over 4 years. Some of our major feats are winning Great Place to work awards two years in a row, winning an award for The Place Most Millennials would like to work and according to Forbes in 2015, 2nd Most Innovative Company in Africa. Our culture and values in a nutshell speak to placing our customers as priority, working hard, being passionate about what we do (and having fun in the process!) and teamwork. Our Company is full of ordinary people with extraordinary minds who desire to do extraordinary things!
Job Profile

As a Data Engineering Lead, a typical day might include the following:

 Perform daily account management and optimization of pay per click accounts on Google AdWords, Yahoo, and other advertising platforms for the company.
 Performance management of the pay per click channels for optimization and value.
 Assist in the maintenance and monitoring of keyword bids, account daily and monthly budget caps, impression share, quality score and other important account metrics.
 Manage and maintain updates for large keyword lists.
 Provide creative copy suggestions and graphical ad templates.
 Assist in the management of Display network placement lists on AdWords and through other contextual advertising platforms.
 Provide recommendations and execute strategies for keyword opportunities, campaign structuring, targeting, display network, and other facets of paid search in accordance with client goals.
 Generate weekly and monthly client reporting for all major metrics, goals tracking, revenue tracking, and other paid search initiatives.
 Keep pace with search engine & PPC industry trends and developments.
 Monitor and administer web analytics dashboards, reports and key reporting tools, and point out key areas of importance in accordance client goals.
 Monitor and evaluate search results and search performance across the major search channels.
 Communication to team and management on project development, timelines, and results.
• Work closely with the other team members to meet client goals.

You’d be a good fit if you:

 Possess an extraordinary mind and love to use it.
 Have the aptitude and motivation to expose themselves to whatever challenges may face them.
 Love to work independently with little supervision
• Passion for Search and internet marketing.
• A good understanding of performance marketing

 Outstanding ability to think creatively, and identify and resolve problems.
 Attention to detail and the ability to effectively multi-task in a deadline driven atmosphere.
 Ability to clearly and effectively articulate thoughts and points.


 Professional Skills & Qualifications
 Experience in Search Engine Marketing (SEM) and Google Display Network (GDN).
 Proficiency in MS Excel, PowerPoint, and Word.
 Experience with website analysis using a variety of analytics tools including Google Analytics.
 Experience working with popular PPC ad platforms (AdWords, Yahoo, Bing).
 AdWords / Bing certification a plus.
 BS/BA degree preferred


The role reports to the Head, Marketing.
All applications are to be sent to careers@konga.com on or before Friday May 11th, 2018.

Lead, Data Engineering

We are Nigeria’s largest online mall and have been in operation for over 4 years. Some of our major feats are winning Great Place to work awards two years in a row, winning an award for The Place Most Millennials would like to work and according to Forbes in 2015, 2nd Most Innovative Company in Africa. Our culture and values in a nutshell speak to placing our customers as priority, working hard, being passionate about what we do (and having fun in the process!) and teamwork. Our Company is full of ordinary people with extraordinary minds who desire to do extraordinary things!
Job Profile

We are searching for a talented, smart, and experienced Data Engineer to help us build an exceptional platform to support business reporting, data analysis, and machine learning applications. Our ideal candidate will be expected to contribute to in the development and deployment of innovative big data platforms for advanced analytics and data processing. The primary focus will be on choosing optimal solutions to use for these purposes, then maintaining, implementing, and monitoring them. He / She will also be responsible for integrating them with the architecture used across the company.
As a Data Engineering Lead, a typical day might include the following:

 Support a platform that provides ad-hoc access to large datasets.
 Develop solutions that utilize the highest standards of analytical rigor and data integrity. Provide design support for the development of analytical solutions
 Extracting and combining data from various heterogeneous data sources.
 Interface with business customers, gathering requirements and developing new datasets and data driven products.
 Continually improve ongoing reporting and analysis processes, automating or simplifying self- service support for customers
 Identify, gather, and assure data quality as well as design and develop automated data collecting processes using a wide range of tools and techniques

You’d be a good fit if you:

 Possess an extraordinary mind and love to use it.
 Have the aptitude and motivation to expose themselves to whatever challenges may face them.
 Love to work independently with little supervision
 Have demonstrable working knowledge in modern distributed architectures and compute / data analytics / storage technologies on AWS, Open Source or related technologies.
 Have demonstrable working knowledge of relational databases and the top-level ability to run interpret, debug, model advanced SQL queries for large data sets
 Have excellent organization and problem-solving skills.


 Working knowledge of Data Visualization toolset: Microsoft Power BI, Qlikview, Tableau.
 Experience and coding proficiency working with Python, R.
 Practical experience with data mining and statistical learning techniques such as logistic regression, Naïve Bayes, SVM, decision trees, market basket analysis or neural networks.
 Interest in Data Science and its commercial application
 Experience with messaging and streaming platforms (Kafka/RabbitMQ/JMS/etc.).
 Understanding of architectural principles and design patterns / styles using parallel large-scale distributed frameworks such as Hadoop / Spark
The role reports to the Head of Engineering.


All applications are to be sent to careers@konga.com on or before Friday May 11th, 2018.

Lead, Data Engineering

We are Nigeria’s largest online mall and have been in operation for over 4 years. Some of our major feats are winning Great Place to work awards two years in a row, winning an award for The Place Most Millennials would like to work and according to Forbes in 2015, 2nd Most Innovative Company in Africa. Our culture and values in a nutshell speak to placing our customers as priority, working hard, being passionate about what we do (and having fun in the process!) and teamwork. Our Company is full of ordinary people with extraordinary minds who desire to do extraordinary things!
Job Profile

We are searching for a talented, smart, and experienced Data Engineer to help us build an exceptional platform to support business reporting, data analysis, and machine learning applications. Our ideal candidate will be expected to contribute to in the development and deployment of innovative big data platforms for advanced analytics and data processing. The primary focus will be on choosing optimal solutions to use for these purposes, then maintaining, implementing, and monitoring them. He / She will also be responsible for integrating them with the architecture used across the company.
As a Data Engineering Lead, a typical day might include the following:

 Support a platform that provides ad-hoc access to large datasets.
 Develop solutions that utilize the highest standards of analytical rigor and data integrity. Provide design support for the development of analytical solutions
 Extracting and combining data from various heterogeneous data sources.
 Interface with business customers, gathering requirements and developing new datasets and data driven products.
 Continually improve ongoing reporting and analysis processes, automating or simplifying self- service support for customers
 Identify, gather, and assure data quality as well as design and develop automated data collecting processes using a wide range of tools and techniques

You’d be a good fit if you:

 Possess an extraordinary mind and love to use it.
 Have the aptitude and motivation to expose themselves to whatever challenges may face them.
 Love to work independently with little supervision
 Have demonstrable working knowledge in modern distributed architectures and compute / data analytics / storage technologies on AWS, Open Source or related technologies.
 Have demonstrable working knowledge of relational databases and the top-level ability to run interpret, debug, model advanced SQL queries for large data sets
 Have excellent organization and problem-solving skills.


 Working knowledge of Data Visualization toolset: Microsoft Power BI, Qlikview, Tableau.
 Experience and coding proficiency working with Python, R.
 Practical experience with data mining and statistical learning techniques such as logistic regression, Naïve Bayes, SVM, decision trees, market basket analysis or neural networks.
 Interest in Data Science and its commercial application
 Experience with messaging and streaming platforms (Kafka/RabbitMQ/JMS/etc.).
 Understanding of architectural principles and design patterns / styles using parallel large-scale distributed frameworks such as Hadoop / Spark
The role reports to the Head of Engineering.

It is well. Back to Daura!

Buhari OUT!!!!

LEARN WORLD CLASS SKILLS FOR THE MODERN TECHNOLOGY WORKFORCE

Microsoft/Zinox is offering an opportunity for fresh graduates to learn digital skills such as Cloud Computing, Block chain Technology, Big Data and Analysis, Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence etc. as well as business skills such as Effective Business Communication, Business Financials, Critical Thinking and Problem Solving and Business Etiquette, among others.
This is a six months’ full time course but absolutely free. Successful candidates who excel will also get job placements at the end of the programme.

Please follow the link below to apply. Limited spaces available…
http://www.zinoxtechnologies.com/Home/WebContent/Zinox_Institute

Microsoft/Zinox is offering an opportunity for fresh graduates to learn digital skills such as Cloud Computing, Block chain Technology, Big Data and Analysis, Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence etc. as well as business skills such as Effective Business Communication, Business Financials, Critical Thinking and Problem Solving and Business Etiquette, among others.
This is a six months’ full time course but absolutely free. Successful candidates who excel will also get job placements at the end of the programme.

Please follow the link below to apply. Limited spaces available…
http://www.zinoxtechnologies.com/Home/WebContent/Zinox_Institute

LEARN WORLD CLASS SKILLS FOR THE MODERN TECHNOLOGY WORKFORCE

Microsoft/Zinox is offering an opportunity for fresh graduates to learn digital skills such as Cloud Computing, Block chain Technology, Big Data and Analysis, Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence etc. as well as business skills such as Effective Business Communication, Business Financials, Critical Thinking and Problem Solving and Business Etiquette, among others.
This is a six months’ full time course but absolutely free. Successful candidates who excel will also get job placements at the end of the programme.

Please follow the link below to apply. Limited spaces available…
http://www.zinoxtechnologies.com/Home/WebContent/Zinox_Institute

The king of evil propaganda won't smell Also Rock.

The guy better be a Professor by 5.
End time school. Blame it on the Kastina Dullard.

What did CeCe win again?����

They need to keep an eye on Buhari. He must not disappear until he heads to Daura. #BacktoDaura

Like for Buhari share for Jidenna�

Sometimes it gets embarrassing being a Nigerian.

Trump should please arrest the Dullard for us please!!!!!!!

So sad. RIP

Killers! Beware.

There are two universities in Nigeria. University of Nigeria Nsukka and the others.
Apologies.