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OP incomplete list. Where is my name Ezera Emetu?

Totalman1:
Its not about Trump... He's just showing off his homophobiism! STUPID gay!!!

You must be GAY BROS.

Same as me. I will manage Miss Nnaji sha...

AIR RULE FILE IN TROUBLE.

So sad. Young people die these days.

This administration and her opportunistic tendencies. I weep! This administration and her opportunistic tendencies. I weep!

Yesterday we were startled to the news that the number one citizen in Informational Technology visited my beloved country Nigeria. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg visited Nigeria for the first time, where he met with local businesses and developers in an effort to understand how Facebook (FB, Tech30) could “better support tech development and entrepreneurship across Africa,” according to the company.

How can he visit the Giant of Africa without great fanfare and the vocal gymnastics associated when such visits occur in Nigeria? How can he be legally smuggled without the appearing on all national Dallies costing billions of naira to publicize his visit?

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How can the 7th richest man in the world grace the Nigerian airport without the sight of long queues of ‘busy’ IT psychopaths who are supposed to be in their offices dressed in Scottish skirts graciously welcoming the IT President?

Someone must bring Mark together! It is totally unacceptable, and to add salt to injury, did I forget to add he simply wore a t shirt, a jean and sneakers and without even an entourage? You don’t mean it!

Who will dry-clean his t-shirt if it gets soaked by Lagos rain? Who will hold his charger, phone, ear piece, power bank and a spare Sim card incase network fluctuates? Why can’t this man just learn from Nigerians by importing a high powered ‘unofficial delegates’ to make this job easy? Who is he to disregard our long standing religion of charger and power bank carrying aides? Nonsense!

I even heard there was no round table meeting with Nigerian businessmen, imagine, when we have the Alikos’, Elumelu’s, Adenuga’, Ibeto’s, Kalu’s and the unofficial billionaires. No private jets to put all those people buying second hand jets in this country to shame. Bros you fall hand. Big time!

Why couldn’t he at least make up for the earlier mistake by travelling at least with his whole staff at Facebook headquarters and just program the Facebook Republic on auto run? After all, the world existed without Facebook so importing his staff for few days won’t affect Facebook Republic. Is it a big ask Oga Mark Zuckerberg?

To even think the organizers of his visit are Nigerians is baffling. They are not smart entrepreneurs at all! How can they miss a chance to litter Lagos media space with banners of Oga Mark Zuckerberg? Fail to engage local businessmen to make polo’s and face caps and even unwanted souvenirs just for his visit.



Finally Oga Mark, Stooping so low to meet with a talented Nigerian web application developer Aiyewa Tughu at his office (Genii Games) in Yaba, Lagos to check out his work on animated Series is an ignominy, outright discomfiture and a great contempt on our hard earned megabytes. What happened to various state houses and palaces? I even thought you had taste. SMH…

We expected more, but you came noiselessly and left without ‘selfies’ from the airport with the immigration officials and top functionaries.

We are disappointed, but we hope your next visit will break the internet, create more buzz than the infamous Lagos traffic, and with promises your visit is poised to create 2 billion jobs for every Nigerian and their descendants. We only hope.

Ezera Emetu writes from Facebook Republic.

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I wont be surprised o. Oga Ly Mohammed would tells us the ministry of information invited him to Nigeria.
His visit is a lesson to Nigerians and their over sabi show off. A billionare works into a country unannounced, without some men dressing in Scottish outfits and welcoming him at the airport. Spotted wearing a polo, a jean and a sneakers! So much for the 7th richest man in the world and still climbing. Africa and Nigeria has alot to learn. Well done Mr Mark Zuckerberg.

This guy beta learn a trade. Anyway I have a crush on nairaland and her comments.

axortedbabe:
Op u fyn sha,if that's really u

Tripping alert!

Two LEGENDS. Wish Abdulsalam was our president instead of........ *coughs* I didn't call names o.

Two LEGENDS. Wish Abdulsalam was our president instead of........ *coughs* I didn't call names o.

Why not ask Lie Mohammed. Awa able minister of Information. He has all the information.

Buhari should show same patriotism too. We need him in sambisa.

This madness must stop. I dont care what they are agitating for!

Hope he was loyal to his faith. If not.......

RIP BIG BOSS. love him or hate him he believed in his conviction.

May evil NEVER near our tent in Jesus name. THIS is sad!

How did we get to this point? oh NIGERIA my once GREAT country!!! Sai Baba one chance

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Empress2014:
seriously, our reps needs to undergo some kind of training before taking up the seat or maybe there should be a course to educate them more because it's only in Naija you will hear this

Well said. I owe you a cup of ice cream!

These emirs need castration! What pleasure can an underage girl give you?

Not interested if Bubu wasn't Present! Them get fuel to burn sha.

Would it stop Bubu from traveling? NO! Waste of material.

halfricanadian:
You cant understand me cos u stand under me

Bros Osesology this is called UPPER CUT! 1-0. Who dey home?

Immature and impulsive NFF Boss and IMMATURE AND IMPULSIVE EX COACH. Match made in heaven. Thought he was the Guadiola of Africa. Bet he meant Moyes. Shout out to Man United! winks**

Buhari apostles everywhere you go.

only in Nigeria you see coaches defending call ups and tactics before matches.

As a One Time JCI PRESIDENT, I must salute their effort.

Eddie001:
is he d old guy in d pic?

No he is the girl. PEOPLE and questions...

mn09abk:
This people are lebanese people....Quote me anywhere and lebanon

Linus Lie Mohammed! Keep it coming.