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I have decided to put a comma to my nairaland career. I hereby retire from reading comments without commenting. CC:Seun. CC: My landlady. ..

I have decided to put a comma to my nairaland career. I hereby rire from reading comments without commenting. CC:Seun. CC: My landlady. ..

Do you ship cars bought from Dubai to Nigeria?

Sahara Reporters would say anything to please her master THIEFNIBU. I strongly believe Sahara Reporters have a PhD ( Pull Hom Down degree) SMH

What happens after the crash programme? let me guess. I expect those students of this seminar to CRASH AS WELL.
LETS LEARN TO BE HONEST. YOU CANT TEACH SOMEONE THE ABOVE IN JUST 3DAYS.WE MUST HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD.

Nairaland is gradually turning into an unseriousland. Peoples comments is an indicator of the mentality here in Nigeria.

Pathetic! !

Please send me the pics of affordable cars you have and prices. send it to ezera.emetu@gmail.com

I used to like America until Obama's sanity became questionable.
Wonder why he is intent on being the john the baptist of the anti christ. Spreading the gay agenda than any past US President. ..
We must save Obama before he ends up in Yaba Psychiatric home. # SaveObama .

How much would it cost to drill a borehole in Ebem Ohafia in Abia state?

Its like Wenger advising Mourinho on how to win trophies every year. Arsenal fans na joke i dey o....winks

Baba is an attention seeker. No more no less.

I have three important questions.

How much will it cost me to setup a studio.

And also what basic equipments will i need to get the studio started?

Lastly, i intend buying cameras for video shoot, advice me on which product to buy and cost.
Thanks.

Give me your number. Am intrested.

Wole Soyinka is a sick man.
Lets pray for him.

He suffers from a disease called Megalomania.

Check your dictionary folks.

He has never spoken well about the Igbos', so we must treat his lastest attack on the Igbo people as one of the examples of his tasteless peoms and plays.


A cultist has no moral background to preach.

Achebe>Wole Soyinka.

Wole Soyinka is a sick man.
Lets pray for him.

He suffers from a disease called Megalomania.

Check your dictionary folks.

He has never spoken well about the Igbos', so we must treat his lastest attack on the Igbo people as one of the examples of his tasteless peoms and plays.


A cultist has no moral background to preach.

Achebe>Wole Soyinka.

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Lets talk issues affecting us with Mr Chike and Little Mary.

“On Saturday, if anyone of you, I swear in the name of God, goes against my wish that Ambode will be the next governor of Lagos State, the person is going to die inside this water.
“I’m not ready to beg you. Nobody knew how I picked Ambode. Jimi (Agbaje) is my blood relation and I told him that he cannot be governor in Lagos for now. The future belongs to God. I am not begging anybody, but what you people cannot do in Onitsha, Aba or anywhere, don’t do it here.
“If you do what I want, Lagos will continue to be prosperous for you. If you go against my wish, you will perish in the water.”
#TheIbosWontDieInLagosTheObaWill

Jonathan regrets appointing Jega as the INEC chairman. There are times i ask myself what he was smoking or drinking! Due respect to the amiable Prof.
Appointing a northerner the INEC chairman is like giving a monk the key to the grotto. Historians would understand!

Yet Lagosians regard him as their god. How gullible Nigerians have been.

Got same. Whats the next thing to do after getting the mail?

Please send to ezera.emetu@gmail.com

If i were to liken President Jonathan to a footballer, he would be a Maradona.

Why? His recent dribbling of the opposition is worthy of a Ballon D Or. Hand him the trophy please!

Interestingly, what amazes me most and most observers alike, are the shots on target recorded recently on the opponents post.
Bet IBB has a successor now.

Easy on the eye, easily written-off, clueless as they say, yet he has mastered a way of starving the opposition of possession and mesmerizing their backline with a Messi-like movement and a Maradona-like finishing.

Just like Maradona's famous/infamous Hand of God goal against England, maybe Jonathan would pull a similar feat and land the ultimate trophy called Aso Rock come March.

Till he does so, lets enjoy the slick pressing game employed by the PDP and their breathtaking counter attacking philosophy of outscoring the opposition and keeping a clean sheet.

I love politics. Hope you do too.

Oliseh cried. But must we be abusive to get out opinions across in NL?
Its pathetic when people attack you for your beliefs or opinion. Thats why we are given the liberty to create our threads. Create yours instead of instead of being abusive and primitive.

I was utterly gobsmacked watching Andre Ayew freely brandish unchained emotions after Ghana's defeat to Ivory Coast in the CAF final.

Ayew in a state of gracility summed up ones love for her country. Pariotism at its best.

He was uncontrollable, uncarpeted to the point i was moved to contribute a tear to his patriotic cause.

Its a shame Nigerian footballers dont cry. They are too eager to return to their European clubs.

If Ahmed Musa, Mikel or Keshi himself had cried, we wont have felt the grief felt.

Hope is not lost.
At least our politicians do.

A Northern politician ceremoniously cried in 2011. Not for love for his country, but for the purchase of political sympathy.

At least he cried! Hope he does come March.

Adre Aye has won the hearts of millions who watched the match and would always be my hero.

Cheer up Andre, the future is for the taking.

Good morning friends and have a wonderful week.

Its your business o. Wish you had a pvc.

Mobilize your PVCs' lets Retire the Major General. Who dash am general.

Oga Titus Linus Tinubu.
The APC is like a man caught in desperate sexual urge to have sex with a girl.

Until he ejaculates, he would say anything said or never said before to get inbetween the girls legs

Sadly, forgets the promises he made after climaxing.

APC have desperately sold the idea of CHANGE. And i ask what CHANGE?

Buhari overthrew a Civilian Government, now he wants to be a civilian government in power? Change for sure!

Lets not deceive ourselves, the APC are not the solution to Nigerias problems, they are the problems

Let Ebele continue with a new mandate of correcting his mistakes and delivering the dividends of democracy with a better vigour.

Great song. But i never listen to the song sha.

Wana do a remix on Oga Titus. Any NL interested?
First you must show me your certificate.lol

We were told a 90 year old woman donated her life savings to Buhari, how touching.

Did they tell you it was borrowed and he promised to pay back?

So the old woman no get children or relatives abi?

Epic Nollywood script.
(hanki please)

Ta, thats the power of Propaganda!

Buhari is not the So Called CHANGE we need in Nigeria.

Rather, he is a BALANCE of what is left of BAD leadership in Nigeria.

So instead of shouting CHANGE, SHOUT BALANCE.

Muna Obiekwe's death was a reality check. A hard lesson learned, and a bitter truth that the end point of alcoholism is death.

He was young like you and i. Had same youthful zest for fun and socialization. Had the impulse to drink like you and i.

I learnt he was a heavy drinker, and as a result, paid the price.
Every alcoholic intake is an investment for a future reward. And why do you think what happened to Muna wont happen to you and i?

Take a stand and quit drinking today. Ever wondered dying and leaving a youg family behind?

The misery they would embrace as a result of your action today would be unbearable.

But then, it can be avoided. Its not a matter of moderation or not being a heavy drinker. Its a matter of QUITTING.

I love my Kidney, i love my future kids and of cos their amazing mother dont know about you.

#AmQuittingAlcoholToday