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Preca:
Wow...i yawned when looking at the yawning pics

Yawning is very contagious. Hearing, seeing, talking or even thinking about yawning can make you yawn.




I just yawned while typing this.

NONE

carmag:
hmm.... this one na better food for the Ogas....na turn by turn them go dey gbadu the thing..pas to me i pas to you

ironically, one poor guy will eventually scope the leftover..chai !!

there's God oo..there's God oo

You never can be sure bro. The ogas dem fit never see her panties sef talkless of doing d do turn by turn. Having all these curves doesn't mean shez loose.

Justwise biko, your attention is needed

Cool

RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. You've seen only the goodies part of life. Inside that same tribe are great ritualists because of the money-oriented culture. The highest IBO obituary I've seen is 53yrs. The elderly ones I know are not too rich and care more about a good name than money which is the proper way to view life. Money should be secondary but their cultural orientation causes horrible things to be done all for the sake of money. If you dont believe me go to the obituary printing press of alaba international.

RadicallyBlunt lie!

Riwo11:
It sucks to get cheated on. Sometimes it’s inevitable, like if your girlfriend is a sociopath and you just didn’t know. But other times, there are warning signs you should look out for, like if there’s a random guy in your bed, or your girlfriend has a career that breeds cheaters, like investment banking. (just check out the results below.)
Here’s a comprehensive list of the top ten professions for cheaters:

1. Financial (Bankers, brokers, analysts)


2. Aviation (Pilots, flight attendants, flight pursers)


3. Healthcare (Doctors, nurses, nursing assistants)


4. Business (CEOs, managers, secretaries)


5. Sports (Athletes, instructors, representatives)


6. Arts (Musicians, models, actors, photographers)



7. Nightlife Industry (DJs, dancers, waiters)



8. Communication (Journalists, public relations, communicators)



9. Legal (Lawyers, secretaries, prosecutors, judges)



10. Other sectors (Don’t know what that entails, but ok)

http://www.maxim.com/news/jobs-cheaters-have-2016-10

Hahan OP u bad ooo.... So my MLS gf now is liable to cheat? Ok ooo, so which I should go find Jumoke or something?



Op please, fear God in the name of God

Why should the Chinese produce this in the first place?
I've even see a video of their synthetic eggs.
Awon were.... Ndi ara

dilini:




My 2cents sha.....

Oshe!

Awon stories yii sha

Hmnmmmmm

Ekykool:
A newly launched report on the 2016 State of the World Toilet by WATERAID Nigeria has revealed that 130million representing 71 percent of Nigerians lack access to safe, private toilet. 58 million people out of the number living in urban cities lack access to improved sanitation facilities and 13.5million urban dwellers defecate in the open, the report further noted.

Who has heard of this WATERAID people before?





Awon useless statistics

It's forty four(44) days until the end of this "wonderfully begun but recession gripped" year 2016 in Nigeria.


Being a fan of Hollywood movies I decided to compile a list of what I think is a list of top seven must watch Hollywood movies released this 2016 before it ends.

In no particular order, I bring you:

1. CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

Captain America: Civil War is a 2016 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Captain America, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures . It is the sequel to 2011's Captain America: The First Avenger and 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier , and the thirteenth film of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

The film is directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, with a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely, and features an ensemble cast , including Chris Evans , Robert Downey Jr. , Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner,  Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Emily VanCamp, Tom Holland, Frank Grillo, William Hurt and Daniel Brühl. In Captain America: Civil War, disagreement over international oversight of the Avengers fractures them into opposing factions - one led by Steve Rogers and the other by Tony Stark.

Captain America: Civil War held its world premiere in Los Angeles on April 12, 2016, and was released in the United States on May 6, 2016, in 3D and IMAX 3D. The film became a critical and commercial success, grossing over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the highest-grossing film of 2016 and the 12th highest-grossing film of all time.



2. THE LEGEND OF TARZAN

The Legend of Tarzan is a 2016 American action adventure film based on the fictional character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs . Directed by David Yates and written by Adam Cozad and Craig Brewer, the film stars Alexander Skarsgård as the title character, with Samuel L. Jackson, Margot Robbie, Djimon Hounsou, Jim Broadbent, and Christoph Waltz in supporting roles. Principal photography began on June 21, 2014, at Warner Bros. Leavesden Studios in the United Kingdom, and wrapped four months later on October 3.

The film premiered at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles on June 29, 2016 and was theatrically released in the

United States on July 1, 2016, in 2D, 3D, IMAX and IMAX 3D. The film grossed over $356 million against a budget of $180 million.



3. GODS OF EGYPT

Gods of Egypt is a 2016 English language fantasy film directed by Alex Proyas and featuring ancient Egyptian
deities . It stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Brenton Thwaites, Chadwick Boseman, Élodie Yung, Courtney Eaton, Rufus Sewell, Gerard Butler and Geoffrey Rush.

The film portrays a mortal Egyptian hero who partners with the Egyptian god Horus to save the world from Set and rescue his love.

Filming took place in Australia under the American studio Summit Entertainment . While the film's production budget was $140 million, the parent company Lionsgate's financial exposure was less than $10 million due to tax incentives and pre-sales. The Australian government provided a tax credit for 46% of the film's budget. When Lionsgate began promoting the film in November 2015, it received backlash for its predominantly white cast playing Egyptian deities . In response, Lionsgate and director Proyas apologized for ethnically inaccurate casting.

Lionsgate released Gods of Egypt in theaters globally starting on February 25, 2016 in 2D, RealD 3D , and IMAX 3D , and in the United States, Canada, and 68 other markets on February 26. The film was panned by critics and grossed a total of $150 million against a $140 million budget.



4. DEADPOOL

Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero comedy film directed by Tim Miller and written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name . It is the eighth installment in the X-Men film series and stars Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams and Brianna Hildebrand. In Deadpool , antihero Wade Wilson hunts the man who nearly destroyed his life.

Development began in February 2004 with New Line Cinema , but put the film in turnaround in March 2005, with 20th Century Fox buying the rights. In May 2009, after Reynolds portrayed the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Fox lent the film to writers, and Miller was hired for his directorial debut in April 2011. Enthusiastic acclaim from leaked CGI test footage by Miller in July 2014 led to Fox greenlighting the film in September.

Additional casting began in early 2015, and principal photography commenced in Vancouver from March to May. Deadpool premiered in Paris on February 8, 2016, and was released on February 12 in the United States in IMAX , DLP, D-Box and premium large format. The film was a massive blockbuster success, grossing over $782 million worldwide and breaking numerous box office records, including becoming the seventh highest-grossing film of 2016 , the highest-grossing R-rated film of all time when unadjusted for inflation, and the highest-grossing X-Men film. It also received generally positive reviews, with many praising Reynolds' performance and the film's style, black humor and action sequences. Shortly after its success, a sequel was greenlit by Fox.



5.  X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 

X-Men: Apocalypse is a 2016 American superhero film based on the fictional X-Men characters that appear in Marvel Comics. It is the ninth installment in the X-Men film series and a sequel to X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Directed by Bryan Singer, with a screenplay by Simon Kinberg from a story conceived by Singer, Kinberg, Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris , the film stars an ensemble cast, led by James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Oscar Isaac, Nicholas Hoult, Rose Byrne, Tye Sheridan, Sophie Turner, Olivia Munn, and Lucas Till. In X-Men: Apocalypse, the ancient mutant En Sabah Nur awakens in 1983 and plans to wipe out modern civilization and take over the world, leading the X-Men to try to stop him and defeat his team of renegade mutants. The film's plot is inspired by the X-Factor storyline Fall of the Mutants and Ultimate X-Men's Apocalypse arc.

The film was announced by Singer in December 2013, with Kinberg, Dougherty, and Harris attached to develop the story. Casting began in October 2014, while principal photography commenced in April 2015 in Montreal and ended in August of the same year.

X-Men: Apocalypse premiered in London on May 9, 2016 and was released in North America on May 27 in 3D and 2D, and in IMAX 3D in select international markets.

The film grossed over $543 million worldwide but received mixed responses from critics.



6. MAX STEEL

Max Steel is a 2016 American science fiction action superhero film directed by Stewart Hendler, written by Christopher Yost, and stars Ben Winchell, Josh Brener, Ana Villafañe, Andy García, Maria Bello and Billy Slaughter. Based on the eponymous toy line by Mattel , the film chronicles the adventures of teenage Max McGrath (Winchell) and alien companion Steel (Brener), who harness and combine their tremendous powers to evolve into the turbo charged superhero Max Steel.

Filming began on April 29, 2014, in Wilmington , North Carolina and wrapped in late-May 2014. Dolphin Films, Mattel Entertainment, and Playground Productions co-produce. The film was released in the United States on October 14, 2016, by Open Road Films and grossing over $5 million against its $10.4 million budget.



7. CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE 

Central Intelligence is a 2016 American action- spy comedy film directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber and written by Thurber, Ike Barinholtz and David Stassen.

The film stars Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson as two old high school friends who team up to save America after one of them joins the CIA in order to save the world from a terrorist who has an intention to sell satellite codes. Amy Ryan and Aaron Paul also star.

The film premiered in Los Angeles on June 10, 2016 and was theatrically released in the United States on June 17, 2016. Central Intelligence received mixed to positive reviews and grossed $216 million worldwide against its $50 million budget.


There you have it readers. Noticed how long it takes before these movies are released and how much is being budgeted/spent for shooting these movies? Oyinbo too much!


Source: http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/top-7-hollywood-movies-to-watch-before.html?m=1



Cc Lalasticlala

[s]I see asses everywhere! everywhere! and they shake it anyhow[/s]

me love some good African ass biko

A church named Sedlec Ossuary in Czech Republic has a chandelier made entirely of human bones.

The Sedlec Ossuary is a small Roman Catholic chapel, located beneath the Cemetery Church of All Saints in Sedlec,
a suburb of Kutná Hora in the Czech Republic. It is one of twelve World Heritage Sites in the Czech Republic. The ossuary is estimated to contain the skeletons of between 40,000 and 70,000 people, whose bones have, in many cases, been artistically arranged to form decorations and furnishings for the chapel.

The ossuary is among the most visited tourist attractions of the Czech Republic, attracting over 200,000 visitors annually.



See more photos @ http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/wednesday-weird-fact_16.html?m=1



Cc lalasticlala

Hey guys! It's being a great weekend so far and I
decided to share top ten songs rocking my playlist
through the weekend.


I don't just know but these songs have a way of lifting
up my inner self and I get to know that truly truly,
music is the food for the soul.


Here we go....

10. PATORANKING - HAPPY DAY

At number 10 is a song from Nigerian songstar,
Patoranking which he titled, Happy Day. The song
actually uplifts my spirit and make me think and plan
about my wedding day. The song was released in 2014.


9. R CITY FT ADAM LEVINE - LOCKED AWAY

American musical duo composed of brothers Theron
and Timothy Thomas, Rock City (R City) is at number 9
of my playlist with their song featuring American singer
and songwriter, Adam Levine in a song titled Locked
Away from the album What Dreams Are Made of. The
song actually makes me think of what would happen if
I ever get to fall hopelessly in love with some pino
pino. The song was released in 2015.


8. GEOFFREY - BURSTING MY BRAIN

MTN Project Fame West Africa season 7 winner,
Geoffrey is at number 8 with his debut song Bursting
my brain. The song was produced by "Password" and
actually describes how some pino pinos burst my
cerebrum. The song was released in January, 2015.


7. SIA - CHEAP THRILLS 2

Australian singer and songwriter, Sia Kate Isobelle
Furler is at number 7 on my playlist with her song titled
"Cheap Trills" which was recorded for her seventh
studio album, This Is Acting. Like this is my clubbing
song as no matter how sad or grumpy I am, I must
shake body if I get to hear this song. It was released on
11th, February, 2016.


6. PSQUARE - BANK ALERT

After numerous kwanta and problems with their selves,
the Okoye brothers decided to bring this hit song,
"Bank Alert" and it is at number 6 on my playlist. This
song actually make me anticipate myself blowing in this
life. Lol. The song was released in September, 2016.


5. KRANIUM - NOBODY HAS TO KNOW

Jamaican born reggae artiste, Kranium is at number 5
with the song titled "Nobody has to know". The song
does have some raunchy lyrics which is good while
with a pino pino. The song was released in 2015.


4. ZAYN MALIK - PILLOW TALK

"Pillow talk" the first solo single by Gigi Hadid's boo
and former One Direction star, Zayn Malik which beat
Adele's "Hello" to become UK's number one song is at
number 4 on my playlist. The song was released on
Friday, 29th January, 2016.


3. KCEE FT TEKNO - TENDER

At number 3, we have five star artiste Kcee featuring
Triple MG songstar Tekno in a mid tempo song titled
"Tender". This song is at number three because it can
be used to melt any pino pino's heart with the "Baby
love me tender" lyrics from Tekno and because it
makes me remember the days of Awilo.
The song was released in October, 2016.


2. ZAYION MCCALL - JUJU ON THAT BEAT

Omg! Whenever I listen to this song, I feel like I'm an
American and I'm in some college and I'm stepping
while so many black American pino pinos cheer and
crush on me. Wow! There you have it at number two,
Zayion McCall - Juju On That Beat. "Do that one dance
for your grandma".


1. TEKNO - DIANA

At number 1 is from our very own Tekno titled "Diana".
Chai! This song is number one because of it actually
makes me remember my one time pino pino named
Diana. She was as sweet as hot Chocolate mixed with
strawberry. Damn! I'm so going back to her and tell her
"What I feel in my heart is true, what you see in my
eyes bu eziokwu, totally baby I've fallen for you". Lol.
The song was released in October, 2016.


There you have it my readers. Then again if you have
any song you think should be on my playlist, contact
me @ http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/journal-
of-typical-igbo-bachelor-top.html?m=1


Read more stories www.ezydanielsblog.com

Hey guys! It's being a great weekend so far and I decided to share top ten songs rocking my playlist through the weekend.


I don't just know but these songs have a way of lifting up my inner self and I get to know that truly truly, music is the food for the soul.

Here we go....


10. PATORANKING - HAPPY DAY

At number 10 is a song from Nigerian songstar, Patoranking which he titled, Happy Day. The song actually uplifts my spirit and make me think and plan about my wedding day. The song was released in 2014.


9. R CITY FT ADAM LEVINE - LOCKED AWAY

American musical duo composed of brothers Theron and Timothy Thomas, Rock City (R City) is at number 9 of my playlist with their song featuring American  singer and songwriter, Adam Levine in a song titled Locked Away from the album What Dreams Are Made of. The song actually makes me think of what would happen if I ever get to fall hopelessly in love with some pino pino. The song was released in 2015.


8. GEOFFREY - BURSTING MY BRAIN

MTN Project Fame West Africa season 7 winner, Geoffrey is at number 8 with his debut song Bursting my brain. The song was produced by "Password" and actually describes how some pino pinos burst my cerebrum. The song was released in January, 2015.


7. SIA - CHEAP THRILLS 2

Australian singer and songwriter, Sia Kate Isobelle Furler is at number 7 on my playlist with her song titled "Cheap Trills" which was recorded for her seventh studio album, This Is Acting. Like this is my clubbing song as no matter how sad or grumpy I am, I must shake body if I get to hear this song. It was released on 11th, February, 2016.


6. PSQUARE - BANK ALERT

After numerous kwanta and problems with their selves, the Okoye brothers decided to bring this hit song, "Bank Alert" and it is at number 6 on my playlist. This song actually make me anticipate myself blowing in this life. Lol. The song was released in September, 2016.


5. KRANIUM - NOBODY HAS TO KNOW

Jamaican born reggae artiste, Kranium is at number 5 with the song titled "Nobody has to know".  The song does have some raunchy lyrics which is good while with a pino pino. The song was released in 2015.


4. ZAYN MALIK - PILLOW TALK

"Pillow talk" the first solo single by Gigi Hadid's boo and former One Direction star, Zayn Malik which beat Adele's "Hello"  to become UK's number one song is at number 4 on my playlist. The song was released on Friday, 29th January, 2016.


3. KCEE FT TEKNO - TENDER

At number 3, we have five star artiste Kcee featuring Triple MG songstar Tekno in a mid tempo song titled "Tender". This song is at number three because it can be used to melt any pino pino's heart with the "Baby love me tender" lyrics from Tekno and because it makes me remember the days of Awilo.

The song was released in October, 2016.


2. ZAYION MCCALL - JUJU ON THAT BEAT 

Omg! Whenever I listen to this song, I feel like I'm an American and I'm in some college and I'm stepping while so many black American pino pinos cheer and crush on me. Wow! There you have it at number two, Zayion McCall - Juju On That Beat. "Do that one dance for your grandma". 


1. TEKNO - DIANA

At number 1 is from our very own Tekno titled "Diana". Chai! This song is number one because of it actually makes me remember my one time pino pino named Diana. She was as sweet as hot Chocolate mixed with strawberry. Damn! I'm so going back to her and tell her "What I feel in my heart is true, what you see in my eyes bu eziokwu, totally baby I've fallen for you". Lol.  The song was released in October, 2016.


There you have it my readers. Then again if you have any song you think should be on my playlist, contact me @ http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/journal-of-typical-igbo-bachelor-top.html?m=1


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frostland:
abeg u did the ryt tin o

Ok, thanks Sir.

After having my lunch of okpa and coke, a call came in through my handset. The caller?Oringo. Chai! What does he want this time I asked myself before picking up the call.


Let me tell you a bit about Oringo. Oringo is a dark, average height, bowlegged, sweet tongued igbo boy and a crazy fun lover. Oringo is actually his nickname as he was named so because he is ready to spend his last dime for flexing and women than save it and until date, I know not Oringo's real name. Oringo also has no choice when it comes to women as he is for every every, if you know what I mean. *winks*


Alobam! How far you na? was what I heard from the other end as soon as I picked the call. I am good, I replied as we talked about nothing in particular and I wished he wouldn't make any funny request and just then he told me he was
on his way to my apartment as he has some latest gist for me. I was glad but still worried as Oringo is full of surprises
and me kwanu loves gist.


Oringo arrived around some minutes past 7pm as I welcomed him. He made himself comfortable dropping his bag on the floor alongside his shirt which he had already pulled off. Damn! This guy is sure a specialist at keeping my home untidy and annoying me. We gist and gist as Oringo is never tired of gists and gossips and I am never tired of hearing too while I prepared supper, yes, I eat late, no time for ndi health biko.


I was still busy preparing my sumptuous Ogbono soup when Oringo shocked soul. Oringo told me he needed to use my
room o, that he had a package like that with one pino pino who was already on her way and just called to inform him of
her coming and she would sleep over. Chai! I was finished. So many questions like: Is Oringo really normal? Why should
he stay that long with the so called pino pino in my room?So I am now like their Chef as she would want to eat my soup na? Where would I na sleep? And finally, who would wash my bedspread after Oringo's "hihi haga" with pino pino?kept
running through my head. Why didn't you tell me before coming and why didn't you use your apartment? I asked, Oringo said he didn't because he knew I wouldn't agree and needed my apartment so badly as it's his hideout. Really? My apartment , his hideout? Alright, iga anara (you would see) I
murmured.


I kept thinking of how to get back at Oringo and stop his night plans because I can't come and be suffering for what I did not prepare for and Oringo is getting used to toying with me. I was still in deep thoughts when an idea struck me. Good! Oringo wil definitely collect and this would put an end to this wahala with Oringo for good. Hehehehehe. I however, kept cooking while pino pino arrived. my Oh! My, this is definitely not a pino pino as she hugged ugliness, anyways shebi it's Oringo's package, what concern me?


I was done cooking and thanks be to ndi Power Holding as they decided to give us power that night. I connected my
laptop with it's Windows XP and slotted one old DVD of WWE while I ate my food. Chai! Me that don't use to watch wrestling, I am doing that today as I won't leave this room for Oringo and this worwor(ugly) girl, if she were fine now, I would have considered. Oringo kept giving me signs to leave as I ignored him and continued with what I was doing. This got he and the pino pino restless and frustrated. Chineke! It's working! Who go comot? We all go die here. Mstcheww


We continued this way until around some minutes past 11pm, the longest I have watched WWE. Yes, I must teach this boy a lesson na. When I got sleepy at few minutes before 12am, I jejely asked them to adjust let me lay on my bed and sleep biko as I can not sleep on the floor. They adjusted o and that was how Oringo, worwor pino pino and i slept on my bed until the next morning before Oringo and his pino pino hurriedly left. Whether to go cure their selves?
Amarom(I don't know).


Today is Tuesday and Oringo has refused to pick my calls or return any since Sunday. I don't know how I have wronged him or doesn't he want our friendship any longer?


What do you guys think? Did I do anything wrong?


Source: http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/journal-of-typical-igbo-bachelor-why.html?m=1

As seen on Facebook Donald 'Ugochukwu' Trump vs Hilary 'Zainab' Clinton.

Both are the USA Presidential election candidates come this Tuesday, 8th November, 2016.


Who do you think would win?

As seen on Facebook Donald 'Ugochukwu' Trump vs Hilary 'Zainab' Clinton.

Both are the USA Presidential election candidates come this Tuesday, 8th November, 2016.


Who do you think would win?

American fashion model and television personality, Kendal Nicole Jenner showed off some serious cleavage and turned heads as she stepped out braless for her birthday.

The model who was born today in 1995 captioned the photo "vintage Paris Hilton.21 21.".

Happy 21st birthday cutie. I hope you would be my pino pino someday. Lol

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurray!!!

Source: http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/sultry-kendal-jenner-steps-out-braless.html?m=1


Cc lalasticlala

Password: snake

dec0four:
@OP does he look lyk a sane person 2 yhu?

Naah! Not at all

Bikonu oo, I saw this photo online and decided to share. Anybody knows who he is? Like I don't understand this kind
of sagging.

Who would rock this to go see his crush? Lol

Caption the photo. The best caption on http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/photo-of-day.html?m=1 wins airtime!

See more stories @ www.ezydanielsblog.com

Bikonu oo, I saw this photo online and decided to share. Anybody knows who he is? Like I don't understand this kind
of sagging.

Who would rock this to go see his crush? Lol

Caption the photo guys. The best caption on http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/11/photo-of-day.html?m=1 wins airtime!

See more stories www.ezydanielsblog.com

candidbabe:
Eleyi gidi gan oooooo That pant na rainbow?

Na only the pant you see?

Y'all should visit www.ezydanielsblog.com bikonu

Victoria's Secret model and younger sister to supermodel Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid put on an eye popping display as she stepped out to a fitting for her up and coming Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show on Sunday.

The 20-year-old model flashed enough of her side boobs as she stepped out in New York City in a plunging skintight denim jumpsuit which is reportedly sold at £188.83. Too much money.

See more enticing photos @ http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2016/10/enticing-bella-hadid-steps-out-braless.html

Share until it gets to Franciska