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LiteratureRe: Alone.. by ezychris(m): 9:04am On Sep 07, 2016
ROYH:
You Go Be Gospel In Nairaland Name, Infact, You Go TURN Gospel In Reality In D Holy Name Of The ALONE Story...


I AM Ken AND will Always Be tongue
Ok oo, so far as I'll change for good.
TravelRe: Super Highway Through A Building In Japan (pic) by ezychris(m): 9:01am On Sep 07, 2016
Flexherbal:
My brother... I dey shame for our leaders.
I dey tells you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hausa Youths Attack Igbo Man In Lagos For Blasphemy by ezychris(m): 8:56am On Sep 07, 2016
tundeontop:
you're a foolish man, I'm sorry to say!
I don hear you King Solomon grin . It still beats my imagination why you're sorry
PoliticsRe: Major Road In Akwa Ibom Finally Collapses. by ezychris(m): 8:25pm On Sep 06, 2016
Eshe! More bad news from Naija
TravelRe: Super Highway Through A Building In Japan (pic) by ezychris(m): 8:23pm On Sep 06, 2016
Naija vision 2222! grin
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Buhari And Nigerians by ezychris(m): 8:19pm On Sep 06, 2016
And what's this supposed to mean?
TravelRe: Accident Just Now At Okigwe Umuahia Express Way (graphic Photos) by ezychris(m): 8:14pm On Sep 06, 2016
Jesu lo ba!! cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Herdsmen Turn National Stadium, Abuja To Grazing Reserve by ezychris(m): 8:10pm On Sep 06, 2016
Chai! Malu them grazing on football fields! I'm leaving Nigeria and going back to my state!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hausa Youths Attack Igbo Man In Lagos For Blasphemy by ezychris(m): 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2016
Naija n bad news be like.....
























































You know the pic
Car TalkRe: Lagos To Impose New Taxi Rules To Clamp Down On Services Like Uber by ezychris(m):
Hmmm... How e consign me? Afterall, na still danfo n keke I dey use cruise my area. #TeamDanfo

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Today again I'm FTC, there's this feeling to it! cheesy

This LAND is dedicated to all the guys and ladies hustling one way or the other to make ends meet. Never give up! We sha will get there someday!





Yea, I just hope I'll be paid for being FTC grin
PoliticsRe: Damboa LG Re-opens Damboa Market As Peace Returns To Borno by ezychris(m): 3:59pm On Sep 06, 2016
Thank God oo
AgricultureRe: Locusts And Quelea Birds From Niger Republic Threaten Nigerian Farmers by ezychris(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2016
Bad news everywhere! I've tireD
LiteratureRe: Alone.. by ezychris(m): 3:55pm On Sep 06, 2016
PamelB:
tanx my brother. Valley of the shadow of love is the next one, it's in romance section
Ok Amanda grin
LiteratureRe: Alone.. by ezychris(m): 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2016
ROYH:
Thank God You Ran Away, If Not, Hehehe, You Might Have BEEN BUsted
Oga mi ROYH(Gospel grin), no vex
LiteratureRe: Alone.. by ezychris(m): 11:09pm On Sep 05, 2016
Wow! RAW TALENT! PamelB (Pinoo pinoo cheesy) you've done a very wonderful and mind blowing job here.
The story is quite interesting, I was actually a ghost reader and stopped reading when I got to pg6. Saxwizard did his magic and I found this story again few hours ago and I've been glued to this story until the end. To be sincere, it's actually one of the best stories I've read here on Nairaland and it has just few descriptions of sex scenes (make una no kill me oo, at least I could count how many times I nearly had a hard on unlike those stories that give one serious hard on(s) while at work or in public).

PamelB do not forget to mention me in your next story, I'll really love to support you.

I'm not forgetting saxwizard, ROYH, AOB1 and all members of #teamGospel, y'all are tooooooo much!

Ehen before I leave, anybody noticed these Kalu brothers swapped their one time gfz and made them wives? cheesy

Goodnight PamelB, muuuuuuaaaaaaaaah! Goodnight everyone (runs outta thread before AOB1 and ROYH attack me wif SAW grin)
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Poses In Her Pink Porsche by ezychris(m): 8:54pm On Sep 02, 2016
[quote author=IamNawty post=49018048][/quote]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#fallsOfOkroTree
BusinessRe: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by ezychris(m): 4:37pm On Sep 02, 2016
Chai! Naira is gone!
CelebritiesRe: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by ezychris(m): 6:31am On Aug 29, 2016
theshaderoom:
The word “overrated” is defined as
“having a higher opinion of someone or something than is deserved.”

After studying the Nigerian music scene, Naijataiment brings you this list of 8 Over-Rated Nigerian Artistes. These artistes, (some old, some new) are often given so much credit, but a closer look at their works will reveal to you that hype outshines talent and acclaim is founded mostly on media exposure and sentiments.

There’s no denying that the following artistes are popular and successful but do they really have the X factor? And even if they do, is it being applied?

After making my observations and opinions (sometimes scathing) known, I'll leave you to decide and probably correct me, if you have a different opinion about these music stars.


cool Darey

Dare Art Alade – popularly known as Darey – is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, and Idol series judge. He is the son of the renowned Nigerian entertainer, Art Alade.



I had high hopes for Darey, really high hope, and my hopes were dashed.

He has an impressive voice but doesn't seem to take chances. Consistently churning out generic and simple tracks that sound like a cover or rip-off some singer's classic album. I don't know if it's because he did someone's cover once but I don't get an originality vibe from Darey. Failed time after time to really deliver.

Timi Dakolo is doing what everyone hoped Darey would do years ago.


7) Seyi Shay

Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua, (born 21 December 1985), professionally known by her stage name Seyi Shay is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist and performer.



I have never met this songstress, but I get the diva vibe off this one. Her slew of embarrassing interviews also makes one wonder if there is anything upstairs even though she has quite an impressive musical pedigree.

She can dance a little, has decent vocals and some good songs. That's it! Good, not outstanding enough to be a rave.


6) Mayorkun

Adewale Mayowa Emmanuel, (Born 1994) better known by his Stage Name MAYORKUN is a Nigerian recording artist, songwriter. In 2016, he signed a record deal with Davido's imprint "HKN Gang".



This guy has been in the music industry for a whole 2 minutes, and his boss davido is already trying to make us think he is the next Michael Jackson. I understand the strategy (i really do), and I enjoy his song "Eleko" but we still haven't decided yet if he is not just another "one hit wonder."

Yes, I know about his new song "Yawa," so let's just put an asterisk on his name and give him some years, to see if he doesn't fall into Davido's shadow.


5) Ice Prince

Panshak Zamani (born 23 October 1986), better known by his stage name Ice Prince, is a Nigerian hip hop recording artist and actor.



Ice Prince cannot rap! In fact, he takes the award for someone really really overrated. His "rap" and flow are painfully repetitive and annoying; sounding like someone reciting nursery rhymes. You hear lines like
"dem no dey go front, dem no dey carry last..."
it's embarrassing just writing that.

He is a testimony of good marketing; chocolate city really did well by him.


4) Victoria Kimani

Victoria Kimani (born 28 July 1985), is an American-born Kenyan singer, songwriter, actress and entertainer. She is currently signed to Chocolate City and is described as the record label's first lady.



Well, here goes chocolate city trying to market the hell out of a no-talent-having pretty girl. The Ice Prince marketing worked out fine, but it has been said that thunder doesn't strike in one place twice, and I believe it won't start now.

Please raise your hand if you know or can remember one song by Victoria Kimani. No hands? Exactly!

I fail to see why she is still relevant. Next!


3) D Banj

Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo (born 9 June 1981), known by his stage name D'banj, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and entrepreneur.



I never really jumped on the DBanj bandwagon. I believed and still believe he has very little talent and depended heavily on Don Jazzy's production and marketing skills. He went and signed with Good music and made Nigerians very aware of his mediocrity and that was the beginning of the end.

"Bother you" is the ONLY Dbanj song with lyrical content, I stand to be corrected.


2) KCee

Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo (born 18 April 1979), better known as Kcee (sometimes stylised as KCee), is a Nigerian singer and songwriter. He was formally in the Hip Hop duo group called Kc Presh. He currently has a record deal with Five Star Music.



Wow! I am just impressed at the determination with which he churns out his no-point songs. Kcee hits sparks sometimes, but you can always differentiate between a Kcee written song and a song written by someone talented behind the scenes.

Limpopo, fine face, ogadinma, pull over, love boat, ogbomma, ok, we get it, you are a feminist, and you love beautiful girls, can you find something else to sing about now? I hope you get my point - Generic! Highly overrated. Highly!




AND NUMBER 1 GOES TO....




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1) Lil Kesh

Keshinro Ololade (born March 14, 1995), popularly known by his stage name Lil Kesh, is a Nigerian singer, rapper, and songwriter.



First, I can't really place this Olamide-wannabe; is he a singer, a rapper or both as his Wikipedia page claims?

Although his songs are catchy, he doesn't have one shred of talent. Not well enough to become as popular as he is, which quickly brings the word "lucky" into this.

If you are a Lil Kesh fan about to come for me in the comment section, please tell me you think
"if your nyash nah jollof rice, I rather eat ofada"
is lyrical genius?

He isn't just overrated, he just sucks. I don't understand Yoruba language that much but from the very little I understand, I know he has a foul mouth and no lyrical content. Always saying something x-rated, senseless and repeating himself. Even Olamide his (former) boss started with some sensible songs.



Please note that am a fan of some of these artistes, and this is not a "hate" list. Tell us who you think should have been included on this list and air your views if you have a contrary opinion.

Source

http://www.naijatainmentxtra.com/2016/08/8-over-rated-nigerian-artistes-by.html
Dear Op, how many songs have you written or performed?
If any of them were your sibling, would you have made this thread?
CareerRe: His Pastor Prayed For A Miraculous Job For Him But Now He Is Advising Otherwise by ezychris(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2016
If and ONLY if pastor gives him another wonderful job that glorifies God and still make him smile to the bank every month, then he should quit.








My 1kobo
EventsRe: Social Club Of Igbo Millionaires In Malaysia Holds Today, 26th August by ezychris(m): 5:17pm On Aug 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
Association of scammers, drug peddlers, yahoo boys and the few legit business men grin.

Igbo kwenu!



*I'm Igbo, so don't quote me to say trash smiley*
What can man do kwanu? When your ancestors has made bride price a war and your clueless Presssi added salt to the injury... What were you expecting?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Driving His £1.7million Bugatti Veyron In Mansion (pic, Video) by ezychris(m): 6:52pm On Aug 18, 2016
Somebody should tell me how witches from one's village can be sent to destroy him/her if he/she is driving such a car. I swear even the witches go admire the ride!
Christianity EtcRe: Daniel Obinim Flogs Teenagers For Sex Act (Video) by ezychris(m): 6:47pm On Aug 18, 2016
I bet my life Jesus Christ wouldn't have done same.

Blockos is the guy own, condom (if he used) na hin money hin use buy, strength to straff na hin own..... Punna na the babe own, her spreading her choice.... What cornsign this pastor now? angry

But my guy you bleeped up, sitting down like that in front of that huge congregation and receive beating. I die if i try am angry
CrimeRe: Criminals Finally Caught In Nkwerre, Imo State (photo) by ezychris(m): 4:01pm On Aug 13, 2016
annnikky:
Tnx dear
Welcome
CrimeRe: Criminals Finally Caught In Nkwerre, Imo State (photo) by ezychris(m): 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2016
millionaireman:
Nkwerre is about 4km from Orlu on the road to Anara.

There is hardly any special change of scenes from Orlu to Nkwerre.
Yea, I know bro but i wanted her to mention what state Nkwerre is in. Most people don't know and she did exactly what was needed.
CrimeRe: Criminals Finally Caught In Nkwerre, Imo State (photo) by ezychris(m):
Chai! The guy in the second pic looks like the keke man that took me from Orlu to Anara o! shocked
Annnikky, come edit this post and tell us where Nkwerre is located.


Lalasticlala, come and see this criminals oo

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Ladies and Mentlegen! Finally, after 1year, 6months and 11days..... I'm FTC!

This post is dedicated to my Cute Mum and to my Bae of life, cyndyleo. I also wanna shout out to my brothers Bebey, Skelele and My correct and to my only sister Zizibebe and finally to my bestie of life, chinoxxx.

To every other person reading this, never give up on anything you are struggling to achieve. If I can finally be first to comment then nobody wey no fit to make am oooo cheesy
FoodRe: 13 Pictures Of Party Food That Make Us Happy To Be Nigerian by ezychris(m): 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2016
No 9!
No number 9, no going home ooo. It's not a joking STUFFS. How can I waste my time and money coming for your owambe and you won't gimme swallow?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Superstitions? Like These Ones... by ezychris(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2016
oglalasioux:
Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.
Verily, verily i say unto you! Ya father no waste hin money send you go school
CrimeRe: Married Woman Dies In Lagos Hotel Room After Lying To Her Husband by ezychris(m): 8:28am On Jul 21, 2016
K & S Abaranje just after Onitire bus stop. Lol, so this kind thing fit happen for my area cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Top Beautiful Romancelanders (July 2016) - Photos Attached by ezychris(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2016
Nice try op but I do not agree with Adaure4ever being 3rd, she should be the first biko
RomanceRe: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by ezychris(m): 9:03pm On Jul 14, 2016
shocked
Seriously, I'm speechless op.... I just hope you are gonna be fine
RomanceRe: Who Else Is Enjoying The Drama In Romance Section Today??? by ezychris(m): 8:47pm On Jul 14, 2016
Hmmmmmm
RomanceRe: My Horrible Experience With A Weird Guy On Facebook Video Call (With screenshot) by ezychris(m): 2:38pm On Jul 12, 2016
Bbsharon:
Hello.
That 93secs vid ain't short ooo

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