₦airaland Forum

Viczieuwah:
i just graduated this month with a national certicate of medical laboratory technician with a dinstinction and wish to apply for medica lad. Direct entry at unizik...... I dnt know when the forms will be out and pls what are my chances

KINGinVAHALA:
Thanks a lot bro, I appreciate from my heart. Please don't forget the moniker, I will surely keep you updated as event unfold or rather you can follow back, I just followed you.

Good morning!

realmindz:
Lights travel just like sound
speed of light 3 ×10^8...

sound travels at a lower speed than light, so when there is lightening in the sky, u see the light first then seconds later u hear the sound.

but remember, the sound u heard at that moment already occurred some seconds ago in the sky..
so what u heard was a past event....


Same way as light, all images u se today are products of the lights reflecting from the object but occurring very fast because of the speed of light so u can't tell the time lag...


if light were to travel much more slower, if I moved my hands at a distance away, u will only see that occurring some seconds later....



same way for the distance between us and planets several million light years away...

so what has happened here on earth like 100 million years ago will be carried as light still travelling and people viewing us at that distance will be seeing our past of several millions years ago wen dinosaurs ruled the earth..


so they can't see our future but our past...


hope u get?

Rukkydelta:
You're always welcome
Please I need your help to crown KINGinVAHALA Mr nairaland

Rukkydelta:
That's better dear
Cos if you kill for her and go to jail, she'll get married to another man O

ikbnice:
thanks dude. It's gonna fetch me some cool cash when I get them on the market.

Rukkydelta:
Don't o Don't kill because of a woman

Seened:
I pity the girl whose picture you used on your profile.

ikbnice:
you lay her now and she will continue to threaten you and you will continue to lay her. Tell your GF the past yourself, if she understands, tell her to promise you not to tell anybody. If she does that, congratulations!. Now go dare her friend in any way possible, she would hurry to go tell your girl and it doesnt become news to her anymore. She would even subject her to lots of questioning.

virginboy1:
Just Imagine

Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion
in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of
N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3
billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3
billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170
million people is about 200 bottles per person a year.
The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim.
Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So,
who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A
country of unassailable contradictions... More churches
and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga,
and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro,
palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only
God knows...!

But please answer me... Who drank it?

iLegend:
Let that be the mystery. A man without a mystery is too predictable.
Keep safe.

iLegend:
Humans are insatiable and somehow confused creatures.

A friend of mine who's very tall, black and handsome has this same issue. They always tell him he's to black and he sheepishly bought the idea and started using creams so he can look like Ramsey Nouah. Instead of being the Jim Iyke he was. Now, those same people are complaining of his black and white knuckles and his newly found stretch marks.

If you black, them go say you too black. If you bleach them go say when a good girl/boy go bleach.

If you fine them so say you be ogbanje or a player. If God make your nose, teeth, mouth, eye or any part of your body unique, them go say you worwor.

If you short them say see this alika o! Or aki and pawpaw sef (are they better than Aki and Pawpaw). If you tall them go call you dogoyaro.

If you dress well them go say u don dey form, even for this kind heat you dey wear jacket or suit. If you no dress well them go call you dirty bush meat or a dirty pig.

If you look classic them go call u a snob (because classic people don't talk too much). If you get swag and sag small them go call you wayward boy/girl.

If you fat them go call you Fatima or whatever and if you slim well well, them go just roast you for fire. No time to waste. Hahaha.

And a lot more...

Humans are funny and wicked at the same time. They forgot verbal utterances are more hurtful and emotional than physical displays.

I just hope one day we'll all learn to make good use of our middle fingers and stick with it.

Just imagine a world were everyone raises his/her middle fingers while walking on the street. That'll be hilarious and fun. No one will have the time to belittle the others. Before you alter anything you'll first of all see the person's middle finger starring at you and you'll become speechless and mind your own pains.

I have actually learned no one is ugly or whatever, but just broke at the moment. It's temporary for those who have dreams and ambitions.

The moment the money enters; every /obs-tackles/ begin to look like a free-kick.

javispj:
what r u Sorry for..na u crack her heart,I mean break am"since na glass"..if rice no good for u..u no go try eba. OK u 1 go on hunger strike., wait make we see who go hungry..them dey beg person nowadays.. u even doing the single n searching ladies out there a favor., men r on the scarce side in the marriage sector.. one lady out of the way 10 ladies rejoice

foolinlove:
I'm guessong I can go for the rest of my life. Been 4 years so far. I didn't date out of pity. i didnt accept marriage proposal from pity. Was him chased me.

I don't have any heart to give. My heart is broken into a thousand little pieces. No one can mend that. Only God will mend when I die and am in His arms.

No matter how much I pray, I still love that one guy. Maybe u just can't comprehend what it is to love truly and wholly.

mankayzee09:
Lol, your last paragraph got me smiling, how's tomorrow going to be, any suggestion on what to expect.

noetic5:
And this other one, showing na ni-pples tho


http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/06/rudegirl-lucy-shows-off-flat-belle-in.html

Adults, biko

orpeyeahmee:
pls is FLSC compulsory?

Paragon001:
Hmmm.... My appendix was removed 7yrs ago bt d scar is stil there. So, wat r my chances?

flamxy682:
Which state were you screened please?

juliuslongman:
were your names checked on any list?