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Politics / Re: Falana: I Know An Ex-Governor Who Had A Killer Squad by F2st5s: 10:16am On Feb 04, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
Lagos state...if Funsho Williams comes to mind, then you go don know the governor already

Dr Dáramọlá was the World Bank expert. He was to contest for
a State Governorship election in 2003 but was gunned down on his way out of his state. He would have brought professionalism into governance of arguably the poorest state in Nigeria. If you know, you know.

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Health / Re: Blood Comes Out Of My Private Part At Night, Please Help!! by F2st5s: 7:22am On Nov 11, 2019
Dee7874:
Please doctors in the house I need help.....!!

I have noticed this unusually stain of blood in my boxers every time I come back home from work but I thought it was nothing until I went to use the restroom one day when i observed this redness in my urine. After the urine, comes a think long red worm-like thing coming out followed by blood. Jeez!

Next day, I rushed to General hospital to see a doctor, he suspect schistosomes/fluke worm. He recommended some tests 1) M/S/U or M/C/S,( 2) FCBY (3) E/U/C . All came out negative.

Wrote some drugs which I have taken for almost a week now. The blood stopped 4 days and came back again on the 5th day that I am supposed to take the last dosage.

When I sleep at night now, my boxers gets wet again with the lond red worm....

NB: Doctor keep asking if I come from Ondo state, and when last I visited village, I work closely around water.
I am married with kids......
Doctors in the house I need help....
Anyone with similar issue in the past please help with how you went about it....
I have visited herbal woman... she called it atosi eleje.... meaning Blood or dry gonohea which I doubt...

If you must insult me, also proffer solution. Thank you....

I don't know if doctors still prescribe Ambliha for schistisomiasis which is likely to be the problem. So many years ago the drug cured me of the same problem. Mention this to your doctor or ask a pharmacist.
Celebrities / Re: Fela Lying On Top Of Bose Ogulu, Burna Boy's Mother On Stage (Throwback Photo) by F2st5s: 5:30am On Nov 08, 2019
Davinity:
I believe baba Fela must have knacked out all the apako in mummy Burna's ortu... Oh! Inside life

This was in 1996
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by F2st5s: 9:47am On Nov 06, 2019
Kbs468:


What do you mean by haters?

With

2 penalties

2 Red cards for close to 20 minutes to play

And an offside Goal by your captain Azpi

And you are still referencing haters?

What a shame undecided

You didn't mention 2 own goals by Chelsea.
Car Talk / Re: Man Shows How Old Bad Tires Are Made New by F2st5s: 12:00pm On Oct 31, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Darn go tay
Dangote
Still dey hide money o.
U dey see am.
Before u know it . Dangote truck driver rams into.
If they can do these to 22 inches and co truck tyres. Now imagine what they will do to sedans tyres ans suv tyres. Right from the port the follow come tyres are stolen and replaced with fakes.Then u go for new one that is sealed and there u have it,the new fake ass tyres aee still fake,used,abused,woen out, repackaged as new or used. Before u say jack TPMS light stays permanent..kazeems dem go put hand. E don be forever..
U wan buy car,na same thing. Only VIN would humble u.
Drugs nko.
Every damn thing here on naija has been cloned


No be Dangote
Na I'm managers dey chop tyre money.
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu: I Lost My Father When I Was Barely 13, In 1973 by F2st5s: 1:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
oluwamile:
Since 1973 u lost ur sense of reasoning
Always talking with two sides of the mouth
U talk to much for a man

The guy is focused. On where the money is coming from. When he joined MKO's Concord in 1985 or there about, he abused Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Ooni of Ifẹ̀ (despite he grew up in Ifẹ̀) and so many perceived opponents of MKO. In current political dispensation he has been publicist of both Atiku and Buhari. He is smiling to the bank regularly. How else can he be focused? He is clearly predictable. Give him distance.

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Crime / Re: CAN Reacts As MURIC Assiciates Kidnapping To Christianity by F2st5s: 11:45am On Oct 19, 2019
GoTV:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think Muric is right on this one. God bless Muric for speaking the truth at all times to my Christian brothers sad

You definitely are not what you said you are. An impostor, more like.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Wedding Rumours To Sadiya Umar Farou: Worshippers Storm Aso Rock Mosque by F2st5s: 10:55am On Oct 12, 2019
shugabasbn:
The originator n fabricators of the news have to b punished imaging the magnitude of the damage false news would have caused the affected family


The same people who created Jubril of Sudan. Jonathan should caution Reno.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Wedding Rumours To Sadiya Umar Farou: Worshippers Storm Aso Rock Mosque by F2st5s: 10:52am On Oct 12, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Mike's Wife, Perri Shakes-Drayton Happy To Reunite With Husband After BBNaija by F2st5s: 9:31am On Oct 08, 2019
Jerkules:
See as her clavicle be like Wembley Stadium


God will forgive you cool
Science/Technology / Re: What Nigeria Is Losing For Killing Mountain Gorillas – Expert by F2st5s: 4:20pm On Oct 07, 2019
gaetano:
Eating gorillas is just pure cannibalism. Those are our close relatives. It's just like eating Obasanjo undecided

And you think if so many people have the opportunity, they won't eat Obasanjo? Ask from his ex wives.

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Fashion / Re: Lord's Chosen Members Wed Without Makeup In Lagos (Photos) by F2st5s: 7:40am On Oct 07, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I'd never understand how men find women who don't use makeup attractive?
I'd never fully understand how they'd even feel something for a woman whose face is as bland as someone being prepared for embalment.

Religious doctrines are our undoing. Nowhere in the bible was makeup outlawed.
How will women who can't paint their faces make a colourful home?

Go to IPeter 3:1-2.
Politics / Re: Sanwo Olu Commissions Dr Aisha Buhari Mother And Child Hospital. PICS. by F2st5s: 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
eposho:

The governor could appoint someone to simply cut the tape and commission the hospital. Mundane jobs should be given to commissioners while governor concentrate on working out how to better the lives of 20 millions. A beg call a spade a spade.


Wife of the President is mundane?
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by F2st5s: 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2019
10000followers:
These slangs would be hard to explain to a non-Nigerian.

Every country has unique traditions as well as slangs, which are spoken throughout the country. In Nigeria, there are slangs unique to secondary schools, university life, and even regions of the country. Foreigners might have a hard time understanding these slangs and locals might have a hard time explaining them. Here are a few of the slangs unique to Nigeria street life.


1. Ehen!

This exclamation has different interpretations, depending on the context in which it was used. It could mean "I get it", "and so?" "yes", "okay", "continue", "as i was saying", "that reminds me", etc.

*Credit*-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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2. Jara

Jara is a noun derived from the Yoruba language and it means to add extra or give a freebie after something has already been bought or paid for, at the seller's discretion. E.g. "Please add jara".

3. Osha pra pra

This salutation is used when one is praising another, which is loosely translated to mean "you are dope!". It is mostly used in the street to hail/greet a friend or acquaintance who is passing by.

4. Ajebutter

Ajebutter, ajebo, 'bota' or 'botti', simply refers to one who is born with a silver spoon. It can be loosely translated to mean "bourgeoisie". E.g. "That babe is an ajebutter".

5. Lepa/Orobo

Lepa is a noun that refers to a sexy slim woman. E.g. "That lepa babe is hot". Orobo is loosely the opposite of lepa. It refers to a sexy plump/ thick woman. It can also be used as a derogatory remark.


6. Ashewo

This noun is a slang for sex workers. It can also be a derogatory term.

7. Amebo

This word is used to refer to a person who likes to gossip or spread gossip and cannot be trusted. It can also be used to refer to gossip itself. E.g. "You too like amebo" or "That girl is an amebo".

8. Abi/shey/ba

Abi, shey or ba are slang that act sort of like punctuation. They are mostly used for confirmation after a statement, thereby turning it into a question. They are like the English "right?" E.g. "You are coming for my party, abi/shey/ba?"

9. Over-sabi

This is a noun referring to someone who is a busy-body, or mocking someone who over-performs his/her intelligence/knowledge. E.g. "I did not ask you, over-sabi."

10. Kolo

This verb means to go crazy or mad. This can mean literally or metaphorically depending on the context. E.g. "He don kolo".
Credit-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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Jara is originally Hausa, meaning extra

Kolo is from Fela's song Colonial Mentality. Later adapted in the streets as Kolomental. It later morphed into 'kolo'. You dey kolo means you have mental problem.
Amebo was a busy body character in NTA's 'village headmaster' sitcom of 70s-80s. The name changed to slang depicting a person of such character or a verb for such occurrences.

I add Okada = Commercial motorcycle. The origin was from derogatory remark on Okada Airline owned by Chief Igbinedion. In the twilight of its years, the airline was notable for flight cancellations, delays, waiting for an important personality before taking off etc. Around the same period was the advent of motor cycle transportation in Lagos (around 1994/5). The name okada stuck immediately.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by F2st5s: 1:33pm On Oct 03, 2019
10000followers:
These slangs would be hard to explain to a non-Nigerian.

Every country has unique traditions as well as slangs, which are spoken throughout the country. In Nigeria, there are slangs unique to secondary schools, university life, and even regions of the country. Foreigners might have a hard time understanding these slangs and locals might have a hard time explaining them. Here are a few of the slangs unique to Nigeria street life.

Jara is originally Hausa, meaning extra

Kolo is from Fela's song Colonial Mentality. Later adapted in the streets as Kolomental. It later morphed into 'kolo'. You dey kolo means you have mental problem.
Amebo was a busy body character in NTA's 'village headmaster' sitcom of 70s-80s. The name changed to slang depicting a person of such character or a verb for such occurrences.

I add Okada = Commercial motorcycle. The origin was from derogatory remark on Okada Airline owned by Chief Igbinedion. In the twilight of its years, the airline was notable for flight cancellations, delays, waiting for an important personality before taking off etc. Around the same period was the advent of motor cycle transportation in Lagos (around 1994/5). The name okada stuck immediately.





1. Ehen!

This exclamation has different interpretations, depending on the context in which it was used. It could mean "I get it", "and so?" "yes", "okay", "continue", "as i was saying", "that reminds me", etc.

*Credit*-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

.
2. Jara

Jara is a noun derived from the Yoruba language and it means to add extra or give a freebie after something has already been bought or paid for, at the seller's discretion. E.g. "Please add jara".

3. Osha pra pra

This salutation is used when one is praising another, which is loosely translated to mean "you are dope!". It is mostly used in the street to hail/greet a friend or acquaintance who is passing by.

4. Ajebutter

Ajebutter, ajebo, 'bota' or 'botti', simply refers to one who is born with a silver spoon. It can be loosely translated to mean "bourgeoisie". E.g. "That babe is an ajebutter".

5. Lepa/Orobo

Lepa is a noun that refers to a sexy slim woman. E.g. "That lepa babe is hot". Orobo is loosely the opposite of lepa. It refers to a sexy plump/ thick woman. It can also be used as a derogatory remark.


6. Ashewo

This noun is a slang for sex workers. It can also be a derogatory term.

7. Amebo

This word is used to refer to a person who likes to gossip or spread gossip and cannot be trusted. It can also be used to refer to gossip itself. E.g. "You too like amebo" or "That girl is an amebo".

8. Abi/shey/ba

Abi, shey or ba are slang that act sort of like punctuation. They are mostly used for confirmation after a statement, thereby turning it into a question. They are like the English "right?" E.g. "You are coming for my party, abi/shey/ba?"

9. Over-sabi

This is a noun referring to someone who is a busy-body, or mocking someone who over-performs his/her intelligence/knowledge. E.g. "I did not ask you, over-sabi."

10. Kolo

This verb means to go crazy or mad. This can mean literally or metaphorically depending on the context. E.g. "He don kolo".
Credit-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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Politics / Re: Nigeria In Danger Over 11 Contract Breaches by F2st5s: 12:22pm On Oct 02, 2019
Racoon:
Nigeria is in trouble.Guess all these alleged contracts were properly contracted?

By PDP thieves

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Romance / Re: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by F2st5s: 12:43pm On Oct 01, 2019
RredbulL:
OP don't mind those saying you have spiritual husband.

I want to assume you love your bf so I think you do not need to end the relationship.

The issue might be due to one of these two things below:

Mood swings in that you want to keep to yourself sometimes. This is normal and you might need to discuss this with him so he understands. Surely you won't be irritated by your male family members cos they know you well enough to leave you alone when you feel all grumpy and the fact that when you feel like talking you know how to initiate a discussion. This grumpy feeling happens to almost anybody.

OR

The need to reignite that feeling that attracted you to him. That is, why did you fall in love with him?
If your love for him isn't genuine then there is no use staying in such relationship.
Again you know why you love your male family members. Cos they are family right? That's unique.

So OP you need to examine the above highlights carefully and know how to handle the issue.

I hope this helps.

Remember this mood has become regular with her. She needs serious spiritual counseling before it is too late. Let her go for counseling and prayers before age is no longer on her side.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys In Abuja, Recovers Cars, Laptops (Photos) by F2st5s: 9:38am On Oct 01, 2019
manmen:
Igbos are screaming everywhere
Yorubas are into Yahoo jargons
This report is actually a bad news for ipob statistics

It is federal character tongue
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys In Abuja, Recovers Cars, Laptops (Photos) by F2st5s: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2019
Kendumazy:
Bad Era for boys. Smart ones ought to have diversified into something legit cos legit hustle pays!

They constitute federal character
Crime / Re: Army Arrests Samuel Chukwudon, Boko Haram Logistics Supplier by F2st5s: 10:38am On Sep 30, 2019
bjstardom:
This might be a case of arresting a smuggler and tagging him with Boko Haram logistics supplier due to the circumstances around his arrest.
As if smuggling is no crime.
In a war zone, is he smuggling to sell to Nigerian army after the commodity was banned by the same Nigerian Army? Let us call a spade a spade. Nothing to do with tribalism. I an Ibo.

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Politics / Re: Resign, Clear Your Name And Make History – Ex-minister To VP Osinbajo by F2st5s: 4:52pm On Sep 27, 2019
Beegrace:
Dubai strategy... Lolzzzz... As PDP members resigned when they were accused of corruption... Former Minister for Aviation comes to mind(madam bullet proof)

Some people just like hearing their voices. Many of His fellow members of PDP looting gang are in the senate now. If not that he is rejected, he would have been a governor now. Senseless idiotic nicompoops. embarassed

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Politics / Re: P&ID: FG Issues Statement On Thursday’s Ruling by F2st5s: 10:22am On Sep 27, 2019
SpatialKing:

Which, he only knows how to blackmail and intimedate them with EFCC..
A stupid statement deserves stupid reaction? grin
Politics / Re: $9.6b Award: UK Court Orders Stay Of Execution, Demands $200m Security Deposit by F2st5s: 5:32pm On Sep 26, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Buhari should just pay this guys their money...


or Nigeria can be paying installmentally distributed within a period of 3 years....maybe with 2% Interest...


FG should pay up please.
Are you or any of your family members beneficiaries of the scam?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Uk Grants Fg Leave To Appeal $9.6bn P&id Award by F2st5s: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2019
topboss:
THE BUSINESS WAS DONE IN NIGERIA JURISDICTION NOT UK.


YET BUHARI IS GOING TO APPPEAL IN UK COURT, INSTEAD OF SAYING NIGERIA GOVERNMENT DONT RECOGNISE UK JURISDICTION.


BUHARI WANT TO PAY UK BILLIONS MORE FOR SUPPORTING HIM.


Borrow sense. The farce case was won in UK. The assets they are trying to sieze are not in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: $9.6bn Judgment: P&ID Says No Negotiations, UK Legal Battle Resumes Today-punch by F2st5s: 7:53am On Sep 26, 2019
anonimi:


undecided cry



What of if you have both? tongue
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Reacts To The New Charges Against Omoyele Sowore by F2st5s: 11:44am On Sep 21, 2019
festacman:
Good thing that celebrities with large followings are speaking up in support of Yele Sowore. More celebrity reactions are expected in the days ahead. It is all part of democracy.

However, given the level of his intelligence and exposure, I am sure that Sowore was aware of the consequences of his choice of REVOLUTION instead of OCCUPY or PROTEST MARCH. He knew the implications of his action and resisted every counsel and warning to tone it down. The truth is that he deliberately set himself up to walk this road for a reason. He knew the massive political leverage his detention and trial along with attendant publicity and international outcry will give him in 2023 elections against other candidates.
Quite true, brother. This has nothing to do with any tribal sentiment. Truth has no other name. He has seen this scheme from beginning to the end, but failed to factor God into his equation.
I wish him the best.

Politics / Re: Full Details Of FG Charges Against Sowore And Mandate (Charge sheet) by F2st5s: 9:49am On Sep 21, 2019
courage89:
Interesting

Sowore is Africa's next Mandela.
Will you want to switch places with him?

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Atiku Writes Open Letter To Nigerians by F2st5s: 5:29pm On Sep 20, 2019
seunmsg:


We saw his leadership capacity as Vice President. We can’t firget how he handled PTDF fund, COJA, privatization of national assets, Nitel Pentascope management deal, igate scandal with Jefferson, 2003 do or die election etc. Never again will such a rogue be allowed to wield presidential powers again in this country.
First, let him go and sort himself out in USA now that Sàràkí is no longer the Senate president. He can after come to solicit our support. Dem born am well?
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Swimming As She Vacations In The Bahamas (Photos) by F2st5s: 4:32pm On Sep 17, 2019
sarrki:



FFk don scatter the place

Same thing Davido is doing presently

Igbo babes loves Yoruba abuna

Coz dey Know the truth and only the truth can set them free
You no go kill person grin grin

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Crime / Re: Sunday Meshioye Commits Suicide: UNILAG Staff Drinks Sniper (Graphic Photos) by F2st5s: 7:51am On Sep 13, 2019
thorpido:
Why kill yourself?Even if you were culpable,the punishment you will receive will not kill you.
Now you just put your family in sorrow and will make life hard for them.
Coward! What happens to a wide and 3 kid?!?!
Politics / Re: Buba Galadima: Nigerians Are Mourning Buhari’s Victory At Tribunal by F2st5s: 8:54am On Sep 12, 2019
nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

Alhaji Buba Galadima, a spokesman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the 2019 general elections, on Wednesday said Nigerians have been thrown into a mourning mood following the victory of President Muhammadu Buhari at the Tribunal.

Galadima, who spoke on Channels Television, said many Nigerians believed they have been robbed.
The Presidential Election Petition Tribunal had held that Atiku Abubakar and the PDP had failed to discharge the burden of proof of the allegation of non-qualification of President Muhammadu Buhari to contest the February 23 general election.

Atiku had told the tribunal to nullify Buhari’s election and declare him the authentic winner of the election.
But delivering judgment, Justice Mohammed Garba, held that evidence before the court shows that Buhari won the election.

https://www.independent.ng/nigerians-are-mourning-buharis-victory-at-tribunal-galadima/
Maybe Nigerians of his household he is referring to. Nigerians have been in jubilant mood since yesterday.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Alibaba Pictured In Arsenal Dressing Room by F2st5s: 8:50am On Sep 12, 2019
odizeey:
That looks like a show room.

Because arsenal dress dey there no mean say na dressing room o.
You got it. Wrong caption. I don't know for what purpose.
I am a Gunner fan anyway.

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