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PoliticsRe: Natasha Throws Jibe At Akpabio Over Police Escorts Reversal Plead by F2st5s: 8:08am On Dec 22, 2025
This woman is besotted with Akpabio. Her husband need to be watchful.
Islie:
https://leadership.ng/natasha-throws-jibe-at-akpabio-over-police-escorts-reversal-plead/
PoliticsRe: Attahiru Bafarawa Joins APC by F2st5s: 1:35pm On Dec 18, 2025
You must be a comedian🤣


Sorry buddy, don’t cry too. Just go home and warm eba. Trust me, you will be fine.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Kanu Bows To Court Order, Begins Defence In Terrorism Trial by F2st5s: 2:52pm On Nov 07, 2025
beerfraud:
he is going to jail for sure and their nothing anybody can do about that
the way he loves our watery beans inside DSS gulag
By the time he is jailed you will not accompany him to serve his sentence.
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Sowore, Kanu's Lawyer, Brother, 10 Others Bail by F2st5s: 3:51pm On Oct 24, 2025
Lalami3232:
This is a good news for democracy!!! Sowore is getting more popularity with each and every arrest. But the one million dollar question is " which of these our leaders can come in and bring long lasting solution to the cry of the masses and also provide us with good centers for DNA test ". I heard Jonathan may contest again but it's not yet certain. A country that's blessed with so much mineral resources, yet her citizens are crying daily of hunger, killings, oppression and paternity fraud by non-virgins. Hopefully we will get it right someday!!!

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
SOWORE HAS MADE HIS MONEY. WHO Is A FOOL?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Directs INEC Chairman, Yakubu To Immediately Proceed On Leave - SR by F2st5s: 2:25pm On Sep 25, 2025
Kukutente23:
The mafia terrorist outfit called APC is fully ready to bare its fangs into INEC
Only a Northerner can be acceptable as INEC chair
Lies. Debunked
Christianity EtcRe: American Scientists Say That Biblical Eve Looked Like This by F2st5s: 2:51pm On Sep 21, 2025
Elect1neAtegun:
These people don start with their whining again. First woman created by God nah white make up artist barbie bayii grin
Wrong again. How do they know Eve was white?
PoliticsRe: End The Natasha Impasse - Punch Editorial by F2st5s: 9:26am On Sep 18, 2025
Bobloco:
Where did you all emerge from?

If a lower court delivers a judgment and the party is dissatisfied with the outcome, does the law not afford her the right to seek redress by appealing to a higher court
And you want the appeal to be overlooked by the Senate?
PoliticsRe: End The Natasha Impasse - Punch Editorial by F2st5s: 9:22am On Sep 18, 2025
Some lies and mendacity in Punch, I mean PUNCH editorial:
1.180 days is not the same as legislative days. 181 legislative days cover the whole year, holidays inclusive.
2.Punch picked the judge's advice to the Senate and labeled it an order as if court can direct legislative duties.
3. The judgement quoted by Punch is actually appealed by Natasha herself. You want the Senate to overlook that?
4. Punch's narrative is that there are responsibility on the part of Senator Natasha to fulfill before being called back. She was to apologise and publish in in 3 Newspapers for obvious insouciance and blackmail of the Senate as a whole and Akpabio in particular.

How about Punch, a revered Newsprint for a change asking Natasha to eat the humble pie and withdraw all the cases attached to her misadventure? The Newpapers have feasted enough on her saga and should allow the matter to rest. There are on daily basis salacious news they can feast on without endangering the political space. shocked
PoliticsRe: Falana: I Know An Ex-Governor Who Had A Killer Squad by F2st5s: 10:16am On Feb 04, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
Lagos state...if Funsho Williams comes to mind, then you go don know the governor already
Dr Dáramọlá was the World Bank expert. He was to contest for
a State Governorship election in 2003 but was gunned down on his way out of his state. He would have brought professionalism into governance of arguably the poorest state in Nigeria. If you know, you know.
HealthRe: Blood Comes Out Of My Private Part At Night, Please Help!! by F2st5s: 7:22am On Nov 11, 2019
Dee7874:
Please doctors in the house I need help.....!!

I have noticed this unusually stain of blood in my boxers every time I come back home from work but I thought it was nothing until I went to use the restroom one day when i observed this redness in my urine. After the urine, comes a think long red worm-like thing coming out followed by blood. Jeez!

Next day, I rushed to General hospital to see a doctor, he suspect schistosomes/fluke worm. He recommended some tests 1) M/S/U or M/C/S,( 2) FCBY (3) E/U/C . All came out negative.

Wrote some drugs which I have taken for almost a week now. The blood stopped 4 days and came back again on the 5th day that I am supposed to take the last dosage.

When I sleep at night now, my boxers gets wet again with the lond red worm....

NB: Doctor keep asking if I come from Ondo state, and when last I visited village, I work closely around water.
I am married with kids......
Doctors in the house I need help....
Anyone with similar issue in the past please help with how you went about it....
I have visited herbal woman... she called it atosi eleje.... meaning Blood or dry gonohea which I doubt...

If you must insult me, also proffer solution. Thank you....
I don't know if doctors still prescribe Ambliha for schistisomiasis which is likely to be the problem. So many years ago the drug cured me of the same problem. Mention this to your doctor or ask a pharmacist.
CelebritiesRe: Fela Lying On Top Of Bose Ogulu, Burna Boy's Mother On Stage (Throwback Photo) by F2st5s: 5:30am On Nov 08, 2019
Davinity:
I believe baba Fela must have knacked out all the apako in mummy Burna's ortu... Oh! Inside life
This was in 1996
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by F2st5s: 9:47am On Nov 06, 2019
Kbs468:
What do you mean by haters?

With

2 penalties

2 Red cards for close to 20 minutes to play

And an offside Goal by your captain Azpi

And you are still referencing haters?

What a shame undecided
You didn't mention 2 own goals by Chelsea.
Car TalkRe: Man Shows How Old Bad Tires Are Made New by F2st5s: 12:00pm On Oct 31, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Darn go tay
Dangote
Still dey hide money o.
U dey see am.
Before u know it . Dangote truck driver rams into.
If they can do these to 22 inches and co truck tyres. Now imagine what they will do to sedans tyres ans suv tyres. Right from the port the follow come tyres are stolen and replaced with fakes.Then u go for new one that is sealed and there u have it,the new fake ass tyres aee still fake,used,abused,woen out, repackaged as new or used. Before u say jack TPMS light stays permanent..kazeems dem go put hand. E don be forever..
U wan buy car,na same thing. Only VIN would humble u.
Drugs nko.
Every damn thing here on naija has been cloned
No be Dangote
Na I'm managers dey chop tyre money.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: I Lost My Father When I Was Barely 13, In 1973 by F2st5s: 1:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
oluwamile:
Since 1973 u lost ur sense of reasoning
Always talking with two sides of the mouth
U talk to much for a man
The guy is focused. On where the money is coming from. When he joined MKO's Concord in 1985 or there about, he abused Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Ooni of Ifẹ̀ (despite he grew up in Ifẹ̀) and so many perceived opponents of MKO. In current political dispensation he has been publicist of both Atiku and Buhari. He is smiling to the bank regularly. How else can he be focused? He is clearly predictable. Give him distance.
CrimeRe: CAN Reacts As MURIC Assiciates Kidnapping To Christianity by F2st5s: 11:45am On Oct 19, 2019
GoTV:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think Muric is right on this one. God bless Muric for speaking the truth at all times to my Christian brothers sad
You definitely are not what you said you are. An impostor, more like.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Wedding Rumours To Sadiya Umar Farou: Worshippers Storm Aso Rock Mosque by F2st5s: 10:55am On Oct 12, 2019
shugabasbn:
The originator n fabricators of the news have to b punished imaging the magnitude of the damage false news would have caused the affected family
The same people who created Jubril of Sudan. Jonathan should caution Reno.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Wedding Rumours To Sadiya Umar Farou: Worshippers Storm Aso Rock Mosque by F2st5s: 10:52am On Oct 12, 2019
CelebritiesRe: Mike's Wife, Perri Shakes-Drayton Happy To Reunite With Husband After BBNaija by F2st5s: 9:31am On Oct 08, 2019
Jerkules:
See as her clavicle be like Wembley Stadium
God will forgive you cool
Science/TechnologyRe: What Nigeria Is Losing For Killing Mountain Gorillas – Expert by F2st5s: 4:20pm On Oct 07, 2019
gaetano:
Eating gorillas is just pure cannibalism. Those are our close relatives. It's just like eating Obasanjo undecided
And you think if so many people have the opportunity, they won't eat Obasanjo? Ask from his ex wives.
FashionRe: Lord's Chosen Members Wed Without Makeup In Lagos (Photos) by F2st5s: 7:40am On Oct 07, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I'd never understand how men find women who don't use makeup attractive?
I'd never fully understand how they'd even feel something for a woman whose face is as bland as someone being prepared for embalment.

Religious doctrines are our undoing. Nowhere in the bible was makeup outlawed.
How will women who can't paint their faces make a colourful home?
Go to IPeter 3:1-2.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo Olu Commissions Dr Aisha Buhari Mother And Child Hospital. PICS. by F2st5s: 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
eposho:
The governor could appoint someone to simply cut the tape and commission the hospital. Mundane jobs should be given to commissioners while governor concentrate on working out how to better the lives of 20 millions. A beg call a spade a spade.
Wife of the President is mundane?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by F2st5s: 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2019
10000followers:
These slangs would be hard to explain to a non-Nigerian.

Every country has unique traditions as well as slangs, which are spoken throughout the country. In Nigeria, there are slangs unique to secondary schools, university life, and even regions of the country. Foreigners might have a hard time understanding these slangs and locals might have a hard time explaining them. Here are a few of the slangs unique to Nigeria street life.


1. Ehen!

This exclamation has different interpretations, depending on the context in which it was used. It could mean "I get it", "and so?" "yes", "okay", "continue", "as i was saying", "that reminds me", etc.

*Credit*-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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2. Jara

Jara is a noun derived from the Yoruba language and it means to add extra or give a freebie after something has already been bought or paid for, at the seller's discretion. E.g. "Please add jara".

3. Osha pra pra

This salutation is used when one is praising another, which is loosely translated to mean "you are dope!". It is mostly used in the street to hail/greet a friend or acquaintance who is passing by.

4. Ajebutter

Ajebutter, ajebo, 'bota' or 'botti', simply refers to one who is born with a silver spoon. It can be loosely translated to mean "bourgeoisie". E.g. "That babe is an ajebutter".

5. Lepa/Orobo

Lepa is a noun that refers to a sexy slim woman. E.g. "That lepa babe is hot". Orobo is loosely the opposite of lepa. It refers to a sexy plump/ thick woman. It can also be used as a derogatory remark.


6. Ashewo

This noun is a slang for sex workers. It can also be a derogatory term.

7. Amebo

This word is used to refer to a person who likes to gossip or spread gossip and cannot be trusted. It can also be used to refer to gossip itself. E.g. "You too like amebo" or "That girl is an amebo".

8. Abi/shey/ba

Abi, shey or ba are slang that act sort of like punctuation. They are mostly used for confirmation after a statement, thereby turning it into a question. They are like the English "right?" E.g. "You are coming for my party, abi/shey/ba?"

9. Over-sabi

This is a noun referring to someone who is a busy-body, or mocking someone who over-performs his/her intelligence/knowledge. E.g. "I did not ask you, over-sabi."

10. Kolo

This verb means to go crazy or mad. This can mean literally or metaphorically depending on the context. E.g. "He don kolo".
Credit-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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Jara is originally Hausa, meaning extra

Kolo is from Fela's song Colonial Mentality. Later adapted in the streets as Kolomental. It later morphed into 'kolo'. You dey kolo means you have mental problem.
Amebo was a busy body character in NTA's 'village headmaster' sitcom of 70s-80s. The name changed to slang depicting a person of such character or a verb for such occurrences.

I add Okada = Commercial motorcycle. The origin was from derogatory remark on Okada Airline owned by Chief Igbinedion. In the twilight of its years, the airline was notable for flight cancellations, delays, waiting for an important personality before taking off etc. Around the same period was the advent of motor cycle transportation in Lagos (around 1994/5). The name okada stuck immediately.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by F2st5s: 1:33pm On Oct 03, 2019
10000followers:
These slangs would be hard to explain to a non-Nigerian.

Every country has unique traditions as well as slangs, which are spoken throughout the country. In Nigeria, there are slangs unique to secondary schools, university life, and even regions of the country. Foreigners might have a hard time understanding these slangs and locals might have a hard time explaining them. Here are a few of the slangs unique to Nigeria street life.

Jara is originally Hausa, meaning extra

Kolo is from Fela's song Colonial Mentality. Later adapted in the streets as Kolomental. It later morphed into 'kolo'. You dey kolo means you have mental problem.
Amebo was a busy body character in NTA's 'village headmaster' sitcom of 70s-80s. The name changed to slang depicting a person of such character or a verb for such occurrences.

I add Okada = Commercial motorcycle. The origin was from derogatory remark on Okada Airline owned by Chief Igbinedion. In the twilight of its years, the airline was notable for flight cancellations, delays, waiting for an important personality before taking off etc. Around the same period was the advent of motor cycle transportation in Lagos (around 1994/5). The name okada stuck immediately.





1. Ehen!

This exclamation has different interpretations, depending on the context in which it was used. It could mean "I get it", "and so?" "yes", "okay", "continue", "as i was saying", "that reminds me", etc.

*Credit*-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

.
2. Jara

Jara is a noun derived from the Yoruba language and it means to add extra or give a freebie after something has already been bought or paid for, at the seller's discretion. E.g. "Please add jara".

3. Osha pra pra

This salutation is used when one is praising another, which is loosely translated to mean "you are dope!". It is mostly used in the street to hail/greet a friend or acquaintance who is passing by.

4. Ajebutter

Ajebutter, ajebo, 'bota' or 'botti', simply refers to one who is born with a silver spoon. It can be loosely translated to mean "bourgeoisie". E.g. "That babe is an ajebutter".

5. Lepa/Orobo

Lepa is a noun that refers to a sexy slim woman. E.g. "That lepa babe is hot". Orobo is loosely the opposite of lepa. It refers to a sexy plump/ thick woman. It can also be used as a derogatory remark.


6. Ashewo

This noun is a slang for sex workers. It can also be a derogatory term.

7. Amebo

This word is used to refer to a person who likes to gossip or spread gossip and cannot be trusted. It can also be used to refer to gossip itself. E.g. "You too like amebo" or "That girl is an amebo".

8. Abi/shey/ba

Abi, shey or ba are slang that act sort of like punctuation. They are mostly used for confirmation after a statement, thereby turning it into a question. They are like the English "right?" E.g. "You are coming for my party, abi/shey/ba?"

9. Over-sabi

This is a noun referring to someone who is a busy-body, or mocking someone who over-performs his/her intelligence/knowledge. E.g. "I did not ask you, over-sabi."

10. Kolo

This verb means to go crazy or mad. This can mean literally or metaphorically depending on the context. E.g. "He don kolo".
Credit-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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PoliticsRe: Nigeria In Danger Over 11 Contract Breaches by F2st5s: 12:22pm On Oct 02, 2019
Racoon:
Nigeria is in trouble.Guess all these alleged contracts were properly contracted?
By PDP thieves
RomanceRe: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by F2st5s: 12:43pm On Oct 01, 2019
RredbulL:
OP don't mind those saying you have spiritual husband.

I want to assume you love your bf so I think you do not need to end the relationship.

The issue might be due to one of these two things below:

Mood swings in that you want to keep to yourself sometimes. This is normal and you might need to discuss this with him so he understands. Surely you won't be irritated by your male family members cos they know you well enough to leave you alone when you feel all grumpy and the fact that when you feel like talking you know how to initiate a discussion. This grumpy feeling happens to almost anybody.

OR

The need to reignite that feeling that attracted you to him. That is, why did you fall in love with him?
If your love for him isn't genuine then there is no use staying in such relationship.
Again you know why you love your male family members. Cos they are family right? That's unique.

So OP you need to examine the above highlights carefully and know how to handle the issue.

I hope this helps.
Remember this mood has become regular with her. She needs serious spiritual counseling before it is too late. Let her go for counseling and prayers before age is no longer on her side.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys In Abuja, Recovers Cars, Laptops (Photos) by F2st5s: 9:38am On Oct 01, 2019
manmen:
Igbos are screaming everywhere
Yorubas are into Yahoo jargons
This report is actually a bad news for ipob statistics
It is federal character tongue
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys In Abuja, Recovers Cars, Laptops (Photos) by F2st5s: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2019
Kendumazy:
Bad Era for boys. Smart ones ought to have diversified into something legit cos legit hustle pays!
They constitute federal character
CrimeRe: Army Arrests Samuel Chukwudon, Boko Haram Logistics Supplier by F2st5s: 10:38am On Sep 30, 2019
bjstardom:
This might be a case of arresting a smuggler and tagging him with Boko Haram logistics supplier due to the circumstances around his arrest.
As if smuggling is no crime.
In a war zone, is he smuggling to sell to Nigerian army after the commodity was banned by the same Nigerian Army? Let us call a spade a spade. Nothing to do with tribalism. I an Ibo.
PoliticsRe: Resign, Clear Your Name And Make History – Ex-minister To VP Osinbajo by F2st5s: 4:52pm On Sep 27, 2019
Beegrace:
Dubai strategy... Lolzzzz... As PDP members resigned when they were accused of corruption... Former Minister for Aviation comes to mind(madam bullet proof)
Some people just like hearing their voices. Many of His fellow members of PDP looting gang are in the senate now. If not that he is rejected, he would have been a governor now. Senseless idiotic nicompoops. embarassed
PoliticsRe: P&ID: FG Issues Statement On Thursday’s Ruling by F2st5s: 10:22am On Sep 27, 2019
SpatialKing:
Which, he only knows how to blackmail and intimedate them with EFCC..
A stupid statement deserves stupid reaction? grin
PoliticsRe: $9.6b Award: UK Court Orders Stay Of Execution, Demands $200m Security Deposit by F2st5s: 5:32pm On Sep 26, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Buhari should just pay this guys their money...


or Nigeria can be paying installmentally distributed within a period of 3 years....maybe with 2% Interest...


FG should pay up please.
Are you or any of your family members beneficiaries of the scam?
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Uk Grants Fg Leave To Appeal $9.6bn P&id Award by F2st5s: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2019
topboss:
THE BUSINESS WAS DONE IN NIGERIA JURISDICTION NOT UK.


YET BUHARI IS GOING TO APPPEAL IN UK COURT, INSTEAD OF SAYING NIGERIA GOVERNMENT DONT RECOGNISE UK JURISDICTION.


BUHARI WANT TO PAY UK BILLIONS MORE FOR SUPPORTING HIM.
Borrow sense. The farce case was won in UK. The assets they are trying to sieze are not in Nigeria.

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