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Amefrica:
All these sounds ridiculous and of course hilarious, I really can't relate with all of these but some seem false. By the way I'm in Canada not U.S, their laws are pretty different.

choi how many locations.? How do u want God to Locate you?

Odinaka00:
Nna to be honest with u Op, this is why I may marry anytime soon o, cuz its always difficult for me to enter kitchen.. Ngwanu chekie ya, I leave my house for job as early as 7.30am, I don't eat and here in mozambique, nwanne if you don't cook ur own food, you would be forced to eat mozambique food which I find very difficult in doing, ok another option that I ve got is to go to any near eatery joint and arrange take-away which doesn't taste good, no pepper, no salt, etc....ok u may decide to buy pizza, hamburger and co buh these thingz aburo food nah

After hustlin u get home in the evening, believe me u will not have the strenght to do anything in the kitchen, buh u will be hungry o....walai I'm passing through hell now coupled with the fact that I'm loosing weight....my point is, I don't eat outside and I hardly eat at home, meaning that I don't eat buh ana akpata ego

pls how is life in mozambique..their food..power supply..education...nigerians living in mozambique etc..

tosyne2much:
This is what I always complain about you

Is it a must you comment on every thread if you have nothing useful to say ?

his the care taker of Nairaland

ok Amefrica is this true?

tosyne2much:
Kachisbarbie you took d words outta my mouth


If everybody starts acting like a matured man and woman on Nairaland therby creating sensible threads and comments, it will be so boring more than you could eva imagine

....yeah very true.

Ezedon:
I cant remember last time i visited facebook, but i cant stay 5mins without visiting NL forum

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@ClumsyPsychiq
Like mesoade said too since the Holy spirit directed you to tell himm just pray and dont panic..

I think his aware of what his doing his taking time to consider things... If not he could have informed his family about you since you are close to the Family...

Just pray about the situation and still show him and give him reasons you have changed....His a gentle man he will surely understand..it might even give him reasons to trust you in the future

dis night?.....

After now de say Messi has Joined Illuminati..

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iceberylin:
People still dh practise this kind boring relationship

is dis d new style of spacebooking?

i feel the pains ur passing tru....
Talk to him.. Get the chance to meet him not phone calls... Maybe dats where d mistake started... Meet him physically..talk to him..
Try explain to him that due to u have changed frm ur ways n wouldnt want anytin to appen to d relationship in future dats why ur telling him...
U said ur close to d Family.. Look for who he understands better and try confide in d person to try explain better ...its goona be hard but dats a clue..
Just try make him calm down and understand you.. Since its a six month relationship..u guys could have learnt to understand you self...
Wish you luck in Advance

tosyne2much:
See how my miss accountant just stylishly drag me in the mud.. Anyway God dey sha

Amen!!!!

Kachisbarbie:
lolz.
Where is gwarimpa?

Abuja...
One sunday like dat we went dia for child dedication of our neighbour.... On our way..my dad was like.. Where would i park dis car now eh...ah was like what for?...
We came back ready to go home..
The car beside us had its ignition switched on..(Hacked) what saved him was his pedal lock..
Ours d key has being hacked but should i say he could not pass tru d security... So dat area..hmm i throway Cap for am..its even an estate gan...

am a blues Fan but pls dont start like dis..pls..

following please continue

12spices:

we have noticed u

de shout as if dia God is deaf..

u asked and u answered ,what else do u need?

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i wish Technical drawing is being offered here...i would have offered my best..i help in maths too

brito:
And you are proud of that?

if you ask me?

tosyne2much:
hehehehehehehe so you would like to see me bcom a Mod ?

very well at least we need a social Moderator not a robot..

1one:
This thread is sweet like sooo - gaas

*The House is in Session*

We the honourable members of the assembly having rested our tired toes and knees and limbs that went through hell climbing the gates of the house have hereby unanimously decided to move a motion according to the provisions of section 2: paragraph 3: line 25; division 57 of the Nairaland Contributory Act; that due to the effortlessly brilliant habit of the OP in thrilling this section with really crazy and humorously seasoned threads, the OP in person of TOSYNE2MUCH SHOULD HENCEFORTH BE APPOINTED A MODERATOR

All those in favour say Aye

i concur

Truckpusher:
Don't do it please.
It's an old fashioned system and criminals all over the world knew about this little comfort that could land you into serious mess.

Who would stop a car jacking activity if the supposedly car thief seems to own that car?


I repeat don't do it ,you're simply making your car an easy target for theft.

gwarimpa thieves no de see cars pass..dem must try hack am..

almost had similar problem.. Just dat its a mercedes..dont know if it happens to all sha..
I really dont know how i just inserted flat screw driver into it and ..fiiiam.. Its open..i was like oboy see majik...
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. The other was on my auntys honda legend..i opened d trunk.. Droped d keys inside and was abt leaving.. I closed d trunk.. And dont know how d whole doors locked instantly...i tried all i could no show.. Just had to call about 2 PB before they had to get d keys out with a binding wire tho

last Jamb... I recieved all answers 3am that morning so hiding it wasnt a problem... Baddest Fab ever liveth...#kontodakpokomaster

vicchi12:
Germs don't cause eczema.

thank you plenty what den cause it.

yeah...and de dont believe its wen u open ur hand to give dat u have d chance to recieve.....just de use style de book space..

same over here i tak it as normals