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Skyview01:
Atiku is coming to do what?

To do little or nothing and then hand over to an Igbo president. That's the only sure bet to Igbo presidency.


#AtikuIsComing

AnambraPrince:
This is not a new thing or random event, Tinubu has consistently over the years, even before he became Governor, established the dressing code for himself where the infinity logo on his cap is his badge. The infinity logo on a cap is practically his exclusive trademark as far as the political sphere is concerned.

See Obi wearing Tinubu's logo, do you think it is a just coincidence? Definitely not, Obi is working for Tinubu to divide and reduce PDP bloc votes in the Southeast to a minimum. Because of Obi, PDP will lose the usual bloc votes it gets from Southeast, which is to Tinubu's advantage.

When will tell them politics is not for babies, they won't hear. They don't call him the a political strategist for nothing. Obi's zombie supporters are in for the shocker of their lives when they discover later that their fake messiah is a Tinubu mole that was planted into PDP for such a time as this.

Ask yourself, why did Obi run away from APGA, the party that made him achieve the greatness he has today? Then why did he suddenly run away from PDP, when it's obvious he had the best chance to get VP slot under Atiku?

Una mind go dey when the truth eventually comes out. Many Obi supporters will wail in sorrow when they discover they have been betrayed by Mr Pandora

Show me just one picture where Peter Obi is wearing a cap, apart from this your photshop. Obi is not a cap fan.

Keep on photoshoping okay. Na so APC de photoshop your destiny without you knowing .

Meanwhile

#AtikuIsComing

MarryWhiteasap:
if you are using any bank in Nigeria my papa na Mumu . Obi get fidelity highest shares

Ok

ajisco33:
http://www.politico.ng/atikus-running-mate-wike-allegedly-bribes-pdp-panel-with-n2-1-billion/

That's a good bribe. We need a strong Christian VP to tackle any Fulani madness from Atiku...

Not that Yorubastard TraderMoni loan agent in Aso Rock as VP

#AtikuIsComing

ajisco33:
http://www.politico.ng/atikus-running-mate-wike-allegedly-bribes-pdp-panel-with-n2-1-billion/

Calm down

#AtikuIsComing

MarryWhiteasap:
Obi kéré kéré ke. Obi gbára aji na obi, obi. ..


Unwise spotted,you are the servant that was rebukeed by his master for hidding his money without retun in the bible

You're quoting Bible in 21st Century Nigeria where all man na thief. I no want call you mumu, I dey good mood today

I go put am for kolo for my house. A politician is a politician my guy

APshit on the beat...go to Cross River and confirm APC madness, go to Imo and see for yourself.

After Lucifer na APC sabi torture people pass

SmartyPants:
This comment does not speak well of you at all.

Couldn't you just read to see why the pope said it is a world war??

Then you would have seen that he specifically mentioned Nigeira.

At your age, this sort of attentionism is a big shame.

Your Pope is one of the least Educated religious leaders in the World. He doesn't know any jack about world politics. This man campaigned against Trump. Now ask Pope if this would have happened under Trump presidency.

An ex- bar man, that never completed his doctorate in Germany. The fighting in Nigeria, what type of fight? Is it the same as the conflict in Ukraine. Trump told him, that when they will bomb Vatican, he will wish Trump remained president.

Trump was securing his borders against drug barons and bandits from Mexico and Latin America. Pope attacked him for building walls instead of bridges. (Because him Bergoglio was a gangstar from Latin America. He is sympathetic to the cause of the gangstars. Same way Buhari is sympathetic to terrorists as a terrorist who removed a democraticlly elected President in 1983); What type of yeye statement is that.

He should tell Putin to withdraw his troops, and he is beating about the bush.
That's why I love Ratzinger and Wojtyla. Ratzinger will tell Trump to leave violence. And Wojtyla would even call him on the phone. Wojtyla even came to Nigeria and cautioned Abacha. Also read what Wojtyla did to the apartheid regime in South Africa

Carcholce:
I created this thread because of the dimwit in the post below.

https://www.nairaland.com/7179215/lcredits-lawyer-contacted-me-lmao


Let me educate you about life. This thing you are using to catch cruise can actually be your downfall!! A man that is striving to succeed in life should know that, when you owe money from any source, the urge to repay the loan is a driving factor that can make you work even harder than normal, not only to repay the loans but to liberate you from poverty and life of borrowing! If you are ignorantly denying yourself that motivating factor, you will have difficulties getting motivated in other areas of life. Just like when someone does something for you, you unconsciously feels you owe them. It is natures gift.


If you do not understand this post, go and buy alcohol, take a shot from it to increase your brain’s vibration and use it to ponder on the post. And if you want to accuse of me being their agent, I do not live in Nigeria. If you doubt it, I’ll show you picture of my fwesh skin under the “innit” sun.

Just a life lesson to you and others on this three legged plastic table!

Dashlys

You're not in Nigeria, I guess you're in one of those countries that legalised weed. Are you in Thailand? Abeg try not to dey smoke too much before you open threads here. I take God beg you.

Before you create threads try dey normal small

Mr. Pope what have you said about the Ethiopian conflict. What have you said about Buhari's jihad. Have you called out Buhari on his Islamisation agenda.


Francis is calling an Eastern European tribal war 3rd World war. How e take concern us...make all man settle their problems for their continents. Don't rope Africa in.

Racist Bergoglio from racist Argentina.

seunmsg:
So Senator Francis Alimikhena chop breakfast for APC still go chop breakfast again for PDP?

Anyway, I’m glad Wike is really dealing ruthlessly with Obaseki. Now that all the state house of assembly candidates of PDP are from Wike’s faction, we shall see how he will survive. For once, he will learn how to stay loyal and not betray those that fed him. Oga Wike, Na man you be o

That man can't stay loyal for once. Same thing he did to Oshiomhole, he wants to do to Wike. Wike rugged for PDP o. Obaseki should thread with caution

Pauldollars:
Its left for Nigerians to choose.

Am not sure of Security under Peter Obi Presidency, am not even sure of quick economic recovery (it will be a gradual process) am not sure of free health care. Etc

But I bet with my balls. There will be nothing like ASUU strike for the entire 8yrs. Peter Obi loves education die. Nigerian students who wants to finish their courses and graduate in time ..the ball is on una court now.

As governor, Peter Obi gave ₦1,000,000 to any Anambra indigene that finished with first class in any university anywhere in the world. My cousin sister benefited as she finished with First class from Madonna University in 2013

See as you rush enter this thread to see Peter Obi being indicted. Chai see ya life


But it's a pity...dude is as white as mkpụrụ mmiri


Oya go get your PVC and vote either PDP or LP for your own good.

#AtikuIsComing

Na so. Na the latest memes en vogue now

Kingkumsecond:
My people, make una no dull me abeg.

i even forget to say that it will not be free money, i will surely pay back on sunday. i will provide proof of my location with a picture of my voters card. i will also provide anything to prove that i'm legit and not trying to scam anyone

Soko loan
9cash
EasiMoni
Lcredit
Aje Loan
Quick Check
Renmoney
Fairmoney
Sofri loans
Hicash
Cash Bus
Quick Credit
Cash Cash
Cash Mama
Naira Cash.
Op you gerrit, if you don't gerrit you forgerrit. Carry your voters card approach them...leave Peter Obi support ers alone


Meanwhile
#AtikuIsComing

SensualMan:
Yoruba land, a land that connotes the evil forest.
Take a good look at yoruba land inhabitants, they look like their poverty ravaged land

The exception amongst them are those that has mingled with Igbos in lagos and then start applying cream. Aside these ones that has come in contact with Igbos in lagos, every yoruba man looks like an ape, chimpanzee, Orangutan and gorilla.

Obasanjo
Fayose
Bola Ige
Abiola
Tinubu
Aregbeshola
Ambode
Akeredolu
The tall ape like Tinubu handbag Sanwo-Olu.

Only Makinde and Abiodun that resemble like human beings

luvyaself95:
no lie i dey set my small room now and e be like i go need some tips from you because this is my first room.
Can you help me by putting me through.
Because some of my guys no too sabi the set up.

It depends on your budget, and the rental prices in your city.
A good bedsitter, tiled, with running water is cool. Privacy is the main thing I consider in rentals.
Then get a platform bed, like 18 to 20 inches good mattress. with 2 or 3 sharp duvets , different colours.
Some wall art, wall panels or wallpapers.

Then a smart TV, a TV stand,(you can make use of TV hanger) a home theater. And a wardrobe. Avoid the traditional wooden hangers that expose the clothes hanging on them. They are old fashioned. Get a standing cabinet wardrobe like ₦40k.

Smart TVs are the real deal now. You can download loads of movies Korean, Telemundo, Zee World , Hollywood and Nolloywood movies. Then you insert your memory in the memory slot and make your selections. DVD players are also old school. Go for decoders GoTV, DSTV if you get some good money. You must not subscribed monthly. You can make subscriptions months you hit some big money, the other times you just roll without the subscription, their are cheap packages that are affordable for middle class.

A sofa, bucket sofas are classy. Then a glass center table depends on the size of your room. Then the curtains must blend with the colours of the wall, the wall paper or wall panel...good foot mats. Nice sprays.

A small fridge etc are secondary.
This is for a bedsitter. Then a 2 bedroom or 3 bedroom apartment the budget will increase.

In all make sure the apartment you are paying for, that you can easily renew the rent, that means your 3 months income suppose renew your rent without stress.

luvyaself95:
When banny see a fine house their pussy is automatically open for you with your game and Red pill knowledge

Fine house dey turn their heads ehn. They will turn it to studio 24...they will start video calls with their bestie, etc.

luvyaself95:
Who's is this mumu

No be small mumu. First date na for my house...I will tell you, I will never touch you. That once you enter my house I will drop ₦5k in your account, then I tell you if I make any sexual advances or bring up sex talk the money is yours...

The girl will fall in, we chat, drink for my house, She can go to the kitchen and prepare whatever she likes. With good movies going on...then after some hours , I collect my money when she is about to leave.

Omoh if you crib make sense, girls will always like to visit you over and over again. They will even take pictures in your apartment. Even in your kitchen while cooking with the caption: " on a normal I be wife material" she will post it on Facebook and tag her friends .

The next visit na that day I go bleep her or bad as e bad on the third visit

A two bedroom apartment well furnished with state of the art home appliances, water heater, enough gas for cooking, etc as a young guy will get babes to like visiting you. Then if you get a nice ride, relax and enjoy countless puna for this we country.

They go be like:
" This one am calling you, you're not picking, e be like say person dey house with you"

You answer "no o, am just in the bath, when you were calling"

Babe: " ok o, this one you're having your bath, are you going out"

You answer: " No I dey, I just feel like cooling off"

Babe: "let me see if I will come around, but I will not waste time, just to come and see you small"

You answer: " bring something follow body come o. Or...you know na"

Nigga, go find your condom, get the gen filled with fuel incase no light. It's about to go down

Your girlfriend can visit you and spend like 2 weeks in your house. Cooking, doing the dishes, washing your clothes and then giving you any style you want. After the 2 weeks you may give her ₦50k or even ₦20k based on your level. She will happily go and feel fulfilled.

Calculate how much you go spend on hookups in 2 weeks if you're a regular bleeper like me. I don't do hookups and will never patronise them.

As for the heartbreak, na general disease. But e get cure. While dating a Nigerian girl, no carry her for head, always make her know you fit walk out of the relationship any tine, dont go simping. This will keep her on her toes.
Also dont do long distance relationship in Nigeria, dont date students.

Most heartbreak stories here goes like this: "we met in 200 level bla bla...then after our graduation bla bla..."

You're a student, huge turn off for me o. No matter how you fine reach and na students too get this bestie this, bestie that. People who lie to their parents to extort them, go pity for you. Story for the gods.
Get a decent girl learning hand work. Or sponsor one to learn handwork. Highest ₦50k, promise to open shop for her after learning the handwork, let her know you have the money. Omo for the six months/1yr she will be learning the work, you go bleep tire. Every weekend she go dey fall in for your crib for maximum bleeping. Monday you drop her off at her place of learning work. The only side effects to this is that you might end up bleeping all her friends in her place of work, which will cause casala, if she discovers

ChangetheChange:
Mad man
Since he is no longer on the ballot and his preferred candidate didn't pick APC presidential ticket, he doesn't want to allow rigging this time.

Yeah. He will never allow rigging especially of APC. If Atiku mistaking starts winning by wide margin...Tinubu should forget it. Buhari will turn his back on him. Buhari's new name now is due process.

That's the reality

Atiku na mumu. Wike go pour sand sand for his garri. Who will vote Woke apart from Rivers state.

His best bet for VP is Udom Emmanuel, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, Abaribe and he will chop the whole South East votes

Ebubu:
bad character na wetting u go spend with, 23 hours of the day, then sex 1 hour making it total 24 hours.

who dey lose ?

Ebubu:
gut never disappoints us bro. gut/instincts never disappoint us speaking from experience.

seems you have money to replace her and woo other girls ?

I don replace her since na. And she knows and still tells me, that she will always come around. But true true she is fun to be with. She go give you any style in this world for bed . But after the sex what next?

Ebubu:
you don't believe people change ?

It depends. In Gut we trust. My Gut feelings tells me she never change. Person wey dey under my roof for two years she no change. I tire send her out. She is very very good for bleeping and cooking food for you. But if she vex, na stabbing she go stab you