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Is it only 1

I am interested, though I for like 2 or 3 good laptops within the same range

Yes o, I was the last person he consulted. Though he just dropped the message for my DM

Bubu don use Waste finish waste them...

Wasteren niggas how market

Thou shall not touch this land

The man of Truth shall prevail no matter his ordeal.

Love MNK or hate him, he told the whole World and Nigerians who cared to listen the Truth.

Today the rail tracks are not safe
Today the banks are stealing our little savings
Today the Police are afraid to work
Today the military are endangered species
Today the naira is on a free fall
Today the airports can be invaded
Today the roads are not safe even for GEJ
Today the doctors are not happy
Today the teachers are into side hustles
Today the National flag will be missing at the World Cup for the first time since the return of Democracy
Today loan sharks are blackmailing Nigerians
Today there was a secret trial in a democracy
Today you have extra savings for bandits
Today you cannot call your family because of a corrupt, disjointed and compromised exercise call NIN - SIM linkage or whatever
Today non - muslim Nigerians cannot buy a bottle of beer ( at least to drink away one's sorrows)
Today graduates are languishing without jobs
Today our students who escaped from Ukraine are prisoners in Poland

If you say you're proud and happy with Nigeria You're a demented fool.

I can say that Soludo have begun on a wrong footing.

He shouldn't have cancelled the Monday sit-at home... Anambranians knows that Soludo is a product of the academia, A refined gentleman. He is not as rugged and mean like Wike and Uzodimma. He cannot withstand the heat from the secessionists, he would have ignored them.

They supported people to vote for him, by cancellation of the prior "no elections in Anambra State order" That alone should let him know that they are not after him. But he have roped himself in and now they are seeing him as being after them. They will be all out now to distract and make the state ungovernable for him.

Ok
I was active on Facebook early this morning. I caught my kid sister who lived close to the said Tonimas junction also active on Facebook..

I messaged her : " Baby of the house you're awake by this time chatting on Facebook"
She replied: " Broda Good morning"

All of a sudden she started calling me. I picked her call, she was panting: " Broda agbaga ezigbo egbe na Tonimas now..." ( They are shooting right now at Tonimas) I heard the gun shots, not the happiest of sounds I expected this morning, I must confess. The time was around 4:50 am.

According to her they were shooting for more than 10mins non stop. Some people that went to dispose refuse early in the morning said that they were about 50 boys wearing black from head to toe.

This shit reported here really happened. God save his innocent people

The same pattern they used on Hope Uzodimma of Imo State. By causing trouble in his local government of Origin...
That's what they are doing to Soludo.

I think these attacks are sponsored by political actors from the opposition

Another slap coming
This time around it will be electoral slap

virginchaser:
Nice one but i am personally disturbed because i did not see where you wrote that you replaced any tree by planting seedlings. You made money by raping and abusing nature.

Where you are living today, tree dey there before so what happened to the tree you cut down to build your house.
We paved way for development and urbanisation. Trees are not meant to be everywhere. Flowers can do their job within the cities

1sherlockHolmes:
i have spent 27(majorly useless) years on this earth, i will be 28years old next week, but i have nothing to show and there is no any sign of hope in the future. lately i have been feeling depressed and suicidal and also losing hopes about life. im jobless hopeless and sick addicted to masturbation for morethan 10 years and also become addicted to betting recently, chronic debtor borrowed from several loan apps and wastes it on betting sites. im writting this today because rightnow im feeling very suicidal, i no get shishi i dont know where to get and im sick. do i still have hope? can i fix my life and live a normal life style or im just finished note# i am not asking or trying to ask for money thats the main reason i alway bet the little i have because to me its better to bet than beg people for money i hate begging may god help me not become a criminal

Op if they say make all man submit their problems for table then, you will go any pick any problems you like to exchange yours. Op you go begin shout from a far..." Abeg make no one hijack my problem own. Make Una leave am for me o" people sef go rush your own problems.

Calm down bro

That's why Donald Trump said Africans cannot produce anything except babies. Energy you for channel into something more rewarding

At your age 21 God knows I don become a millionaire already. I bought chain saw around ₦90k at Onitsha and I ventured into wood/lumbering business, in a community in Enugu state. I got that connection here on Nairaland. I had two operators and we were turning out one lorry load of timber every two weeks. Thats ₦240k per lorry load. I pay the village ₦50k, The operators ₦4k per day roughly ₦50k ( including weed and other add- one) the remaining ₦150k is my own, after expenses of fuel, servicing of the chain saw etc am left with ₦120k. That's ₦240k monthly.
Each time I am in a public transport going to Enugu from Onitsha, once I reached that village cos is along the road, I will look out from the windows and be smiling. One babe caught me and asked why the sudden smile, I told her " Babe see ehn na me finished the wood for this community...all the big big trees collect for my hand"

Go to Umuokpu timber in Awka and ask about me. I don't even know what's called toto at that age. Girls and married women keep running after me, I avoided them like epidermic. It's very bad that all over the place is sex saturated. Having sex 2 times a week for over 3 months....

Guy you are not disciplined at all. This is your reward, no pity or advice for you...gerarah here

matrix199:
When you realise that most stories in the Bible don't add up.

When you realise you weren't born with religion but with humanity, then you're mature.

After reading the 101 contradictions in the Bible and then the story of how a snake told a woman to eat an apple...a modafvcking speechless snake...

I begin to see most stories in the Bible as folklore

DigitalStepdad:
It's easy to pass as a woman but almost impossible for a woman to pass as a man ... do you know why?

Because 90%of what makes a woman identifiable is fake. ... hair, eyelash, color, ear, lips, face, skin tone, breast, ribs, tummy, laps, yansh, kitten, finger nails , accent, sometime even mind.

Any man who decides to alter all of the above to look feminine will eventually begin to pass as female ... But it's almost impossible in reverse.

I must confess, I would have no reason to doubt this person is female until we bout to smash and then .... Men its confusing tho... its a total mind Bleep!

Correct man. One bottle of Odogwu bitters for you.

Women bodily features are 90% fake that's why...their love, care, money and loyalty all are fake, they change allegiance with time..
That Chioma, Amina or Boluwa sweet perky boobs you want die on top that wants to make you leave the pursuit of your future and dreams. O boy in the next 10 years those boobs don fall yakata

These ones don die finish...that Entraco own go don run from Garriki to Agabani and environs tire.

In working countries na to crush these buses. They have paid their dues.

If you want buy for your farm at least to convey farm produce, fertilizers, chemicals etc. It's acceptable. But to carry these buses enter road for transport...hmmm egungun na express you dey go so o

Are they these desperate...

The fear of blackout, the thing dey scare Oyibo ehn...but here na our National Anthem remix

LGBTQ men....

The mumu guy that told Nigerians to vote for change. As change come cast enter chains, Bandits and tears...the mumu remained silent till then...

Obama you no go die well

I know say it will end in read more....click bait as usual

Warsaw saw war...

It's well...may visible and invisible Putin never cross our paths in this life...

Amen

ProudImolite:
Na money from my mama olosho work I use buy am. F*cking bastard like me

Ok na...

Nigerian telcos will sure ban some subscribers just to prove that they complied.

But they will do selective barring, mostly inactive SIM cards and the ones with large airtime and data bonuses. If you're owning them, they will not block your SIM

ProudImolite:
You don take guff

Na your papa buy guff give me.

Kingcalls:
At Messi's age , Ronaldo was sxorin6a hattrick against Spain in the world cup... messi and Argentina has been busy playing only South and North American teams since they were humiliated by European teams in the last world cup , they cudnt even beat Iceland.... they hv been avoiding European teams like a plague ... for those that still think Argentina is a force ...by the time they play Italy in June...una go know say apart from Brazil , the rest if South America is trash including Argentina....

Lewandowski will destroy him again like bayern, then u will know who truly deserved that stolen balon dor

See as you dey count your chicks even when they are not yet hatched

Good one

The real power block in PDP now is Wike-Obaseki - Udom and Ortom and Ayu

Fintiri, Makinde, Ikpeazụ, Diri, Ishaku and Ugwuanyi are sitting on the fence as usual, they don't even care. They are after who will succeed them in their respective States and how to stop APC in their states. Hence they are ready to do the bidding of Wike and Co...


Wike decided to attack Obaseki using that as a smoke screen to make people believe that they are not together. The deal is simple. Support my candidate for Edo state governorship seat, Philip Shuaibu and be rest assured of your Presidential ambition.

Wike won, the day he removed Uche Secondus as PDP Chairman.


Saraki, Tambuwal, Atiku and Bala Mohammed with Kwankwaso should consider forming a new party, before it's too late.

Okay na, Tinubu how market

Eben91:
Seeing Ur dick is our priority this month

Okay see am below, I don comot my trousers

At least you don achieve one of your aim this month. Congrats

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
and when the original boil comes, you will start begging doctors in the house. That time, you are on your own

I dey swim with socks bro. No room for STDs

Beebah2000:
Una don dey craze ooo.

This fresh month Wey never pass 10 hrs na I'm you want begin with viewing dick...chisooos

Taaa make them no rope us in o. We no need wars ...thunder fire US...

Russia no colonize Africa. They are one of our best friends together with China

Padipadi:
I ll call tomgirls on you.

Bros be calming down okay