₦airaland Forum

camri:
recommend one village for me

List the states/tribe you wish to marry from, that would help.
If you're Igbo, Enugu, Ebonyi are where you find the most gentle and homely girls, but you may find them from poor homes.

In Anambra you will get homely,but ambitious girls. A young girl may love you but will be more focus on getting a university degree or may even leave and travel outside the country owning to how wealthy and exposed the Anambra society is. Though she will always keep in touch.

Abia and Imo I no too know them sha. What I know about the ones I have met is not all that positive...and I don't want to generalize cos I have not been to all the city and suburbs in the two states.

gentlegenius:
You spoke wisely... More wisdom to your head.

Blessed up. You will be father of wise and successful kids my man

FunnyDude:
Most guys don't know this.
Similar thing I did too when I was hunting. Did alot of test and until I was sure. You won't regret this approach. I'm enjoying mine now.

You na wise man. I don't need to be told.

Each time you will hear guys say here on Nairaland: "there's this girl I met last 6 months, we bonded well, we started dating. Our introductions supposed to be this December bla bla..." and the story always ends with...her ex is back , she has changed, she is now giving me attitude, she got pregnant and refused to do abortion because am not ready or she have stopped picking my calls because of a little misunderstanding " Just someone you know last 6 months, are you kidding me, and her true character don show and you are complaining.

Even Jesus Christ choose a virgin and a teenager as him mama as the Bible talk. You want marry evening newspaper because you wise pass Jesus Christ abi...Jesus Christ no see evening newspapers for him own time for their town

kenzysmith:
u called this thing world class did u even kw d meaning of world class?

What is the difference between that Stadium and some of the stadiums that hosted Nations cup in Cameroon. Even the Almighty FC Barcelona their stadium is open air, not covered only the VIP stands.

Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium have hosted many CAF and FIFA competitions. All it needs is an upgrade and renovation as I aforestated

dopedan:
Make she come pray for me na
I don’t know wat my village people are doing

My your village people crash like Sosoliso plane crash. Amen

Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium at Ogui Road, Enugu is World class. Only needs maintenance and some renovations.

Enyimba Stadium have hosted CAF confederations cup finals even before Godswill Akpabio Stadium

That's good.

Wise man. That's the best thing to do for unknown Gun men to free his state.

He stopped sit at home...boom they want make his State ungovernable. He suspended workers from going to the Local government councils to further save life and property.

Instead of to use force or deploy Nigeria Army like Hope Uzodimma did which led to further quagmire, Soludo decided to walk the path of wisdom.

Watch as this single move will calm the whole storm in Anambra State.

Lesson stop votind touts like Wike and Co. Learned and Gentlemen should be saddled with the responsibility of governance. That's how it's done in woke nations. See how a tout like Putin is just creating problems for himself and Russians.

You invaded Ukraine because they want to join NATO now Sweden and Finland are the brink of Joining NATO and Ukraine's membership of The EU is underway. Go and invade Finland and Sweden na...you come dey threaten you will cut Power supply to Finland...mumu man

It is not a rule that you must marry from the City. Make your money find one interior village and go there and rent a very good one room or bedsitter. Go there from time to time especially during weekends. Stroll around the village.

You will observe some maidens. Make friends with one or two. I give you six to seven months you will make friends with like 3 or 4 that they are comfortable being around you. Then you can select one to Marry. Don't let making money and city life make you end up with an Olosho as a wife. You will regret coming to this wicked world.

If you endured to make money, why not bring out your time and also pass through some stress to get a life partner .

The girl I am planning to Marry send me ₦2k through a friend. I told her I was very very sick since 3 days now, I have not called her or even chat her up. She called one of my friends from the same village with her and sent the guy ₦2k to give me, that I should use it and buy drugs.

The guy came to my house and told me that I was sick and I did not even informed anyone. That he learnt am down with Malaria from my girlfriend, he brought out ₦2k and gave me. She called the guy and we spoke. This girl was crying for real. I told her that ₦2k is not enough, she told me the last money on her is ₦3k, and that she will send it today. I will use her ₦3k chop Nkwobi I no dey sick at all. Am just testing her.
She ain't working, just learning some work at the village square . Very real, can manage things, sense of duty, with good health history. If she pray for you ehn...I swear devil no go near your house till 1 year. Born 2003 but everywhere don set, boobs, hips. Go to village and get a wife brothers

Or be ready to slug it out with all these Oloshos way full everywhere

LordofNaija:
I don't know I'd it is just me or it sits with you too. Shaggi's jokes are too dry, they make me cry instead of laugh

Go treat Malaria, no be Shaggi dey make you cry.... you're sick

Englishisamust:
. Na today I know say hater are real people. See hate up there. If you watch Mr shaggi comedy and you no laugh u bi sadist or haters . Shaggi move on most of them are broke.

Shaggi can make you laugh within seconds. Is it Mr. funny i.e Oga Sabinus that uses one Sound Track in all his skits, even his one clothes and half tie makes him boring. Is it Brain Jotter that keeps a stony face and will be mumbling words, or the cultist guy. Or Apama that is more of a stand up comedian, that performs at Burials, weedings all within Owerri or South East. Is it Skibo Comedy that is more of a situation analyst, just analyzing breaking news and asking people to put mouth. Shaggi goes to Sierra Leone, Ghana, UK and Dubai for his skits.

Shaggi's adverts are just wow...that's why you see companies endorsement deals here and there. I learnt a lot from Shaggi. I first heard of Lekki Luxurious cars from Shaggi, Shalartem, Odogwu bitters, Sofri loans. Shaggi is just super talented.

Anyone hating on Shaggi should bw handed over to Sokoto youths

I am here to say Congratulations to Samuel Perry that's Broda Shaggi. Our votes counted.

I appreciated the moments he made me laugh with my vote which cost me ₦100. Broda Shaggi is the only complete skit Maker in Nigeria.

Shaggi leads others follow.

Long live Broda Shaggi
Long live Broda Shaggi fans Worldwide

There are two religions in the World "The Rich" and "The Poor"

Know this and know peace...choose your religion wisely. How many Christian leaders attended her burial. See as she was buried like a poor church rat.

Leave the God/gods to fight for themselves. Go after money. Money will set you free in most circumstances in this wicked world.

I don talk my own finish

Both Osinbajo and Tinubu's vote added together didn't even reach Peter Obi's vote.

How I wish elections in Nigeria are e-voting.

ArchiLimited:
Of course facial tattoo is a good criteria for a bartender job. Shows you're on the wild side which fits the job description. I worry though for when he leaves the bar and wants to become a banker

He then have to draw some wads of cash on his left cheek. Lol

At the brink of Xenophobia doom in South Africa. The Nigerian government abandoned her citizens.

It was Allen Onyeama of Air Peace that single handedly evacuated these ingrates above me back to Nigeria. I know op personally, he was among those that came back through Air Peace. How are they paying his benevolence back? By claiming Igbos are toxic and jealous of other tribes.

How can you be jealous of someone you are better than? Only a demented Nairaland slow poke from the Zoo says such. The Igbos created virtually everything Nigeria boasts of, since you guys relegated the Igbos from National politics how far have you guys gone

Your currency is the worst in West Africa. Ghana's Cedis is West Africa's strongest currency
Your passport, a useless 64 pages jotter one slow poke claims he don't want to share with the Igbos is at its worst. The passports of Seychelles, Ghana and Niger republic are more acceptable and valuable than the Nigerian
Green paperback jotter I throwaway my own long ago and have been using Kittitian and Nevisian passport for my travels.
Your national carrier is now relegated in the dustbins of history. You guys don't envy Ethiopian airlines, Kenyan Airways, RwandAir, Royal Air Maroc, Egypt Air, Air Mauritius, Air Seychelles etc
your refineries, industries, Power sector are all moribund only the private sector and foreign investors is helping out. The Indians, Chinese, Lebanese, South Africans remit Billions of dollars from your economy to their nations yearly, while you guys are sitting at home in the name of ASUU strike.
your government banned crypto while woke nations are seriously legalizing it, even the small CAR have adopted it as a legal tender.

Of all the shame and retrogression you guys need to fight to reposition una so called country on the litany of useful and noble nations; your preoccupation is a defenseless tribe that meant well for all of you. You guys are very very stupid

This war fit last for a decade...at least something to keep war monger Russia busy untill they get sense and pull out. Sending the Russians off the gates of Kyiv is a victory on its own.
Zelensky na man you be.
Incase you don't know Zelensky means "green" Green means life. So Ukraine is green and will survive.

Na that green colour wey dey 9ja flag still dey keep this Zoo alive

Transcriber:
Bob Marley basically formed what raggae is

Comparing him to Dube is disrespectful

English man invented football. Brazilian man perfected it.
So when you talk of football, you call Brazilians.

See it that way, and understand the whole stuff

I want sell my waec result sef...

I want sell am use am chop ... Who waec help. A waecless bigot na him hold our destiny like this for inside this zoo

Finesse1st:
I have everything a girl needs in man but I'm an introvert I just love talking to myself only, I got a lot of green light but immediately I try to go for it and the girl form a little hard to get I just immediately go back to my default settings.




Help...... I need a soul mate

On top the whole wahala way full the universe, your own problem is a mensurating, stinking, stingy, selfish, manipulative, dog - prone, ingrate of a being to come and stress your life..

Okay na. No come here much later stress us with heartbreak story. Na your type girls dey do shege

Omoh na now this dude go bleep her till she reach cloud 9. She is now slim and fit. I hear say the guy get big preek...that's the reason his former girlfriend dumped him. If that's true, omoh Kim is not coming back o


American celebrities and big preeks are like Tinubu and looting

Amaechi be like: " Pele o, I don collect your life time ambition"

DestinyToRule:
U make me laugh bro. U are funny oo. Anyway, thanks a lot I will follow Ur suggestion. But which one be Nivea cream for men? Is Nivea (natural fairness clarifiant) I'm using.

Okay that one good too. Nivea too many na

Lucky Dude, no other reggae star comes close

A swear

Ok...

Youths get sense pass all these old senile leaders for this Zoo...

Though there are some dog infested and sex occupied Youths among us. But over all, Nigerian youths are doing well

Ok. Osimhen to play with the real Goat Messi...the desire of many players including Ronaldo

Only grace can make you share dressing room with the real Goat not by muscle or media hype

Normal Atletico Madrid nosie...

Real Madrid will still Whip their ass

Chilling with one bottle of 33 larger beer...

Village boy

Osinbajo no go come. He will send delegate as usual...

Man is avoiding Funsho Williams remix