₦airaland Forum

Chii59:

I am very useless and funny. Very funny and useless indeed.

Chii59:
Truly am a small boy
Young man, I'll stop making a fool
out of myself .

Chii59:
Whatever rocks your boat, dude.

ubunja:
lol pussy they will never get.

smartxyz:
Una don see say this Bestie of opposite sex thing na scam ....

Skepticus:
I was about to touch on this lately observing the pattern of comments that female and their simping cucks make when a thread is opened or a comment emphasizing the red pill. I'm glad you picked on it.

You all might be familiar with this scenario.

Nairaland Thread: Woman cries for justice after she slaps and pour drinks on a man at a party without provocation and get beaten in return

Red Piller makes a comment: She deserves what she got. Women need to start taking responbilities for their action and live with its consequences

first female drops her comment in a mention of that of the red piller's: All these small Nairaland boys sef. Why should someone lay hands on a woman? Only weak men do that

Second female makes a joining sequel: Don't mind these small nairaland boys. They are still living in their father's house eating mummy's food

(Notice how the women deliberately avoided responding directly to the issue by deflecting and age-shaming even though they are unaware of the red piller's age).

Their Beta Cucks steps in for major simping:

Male Simpleton 1: That's irresponsible of the boy. Even though it's unprovoked, he should be a man by withstanding abuse from ladies. Only weak men do that

Male Simpleton 2 (quoting first female): I can bet on it that the boy you mentioned is not married. I have been married for 100 years and I get slapped by my wife everyday but I endure because in life and marriage, you have to let some things go for the sake of peace. He is a small boy. He would learn when he gets married.

Male Simpleton 3 (who is obviously, a clueless, hórny goat with no game, quoting the second female): You write very well. You must be a writer. I like your profile picture. Check your mail. I just sent you a mail

Smh.

CAPSLOCKED:
HOW MUCH WILL IT COST TO SCRIBBLE THIS IN THE SKY WHERE IT'LL STAY FOREVER? I'LL PAY.

michlins:
name a single person in Nnewi that is a dollar billionaire. In fact name a single Igbo person who's worth a billion dollars.

I'm born and bred in Nnewi so I know Nnewi more than you will ever know

rtdCivilservant:
This one no get sense! Them don start.

Jkyoung:
I type this with tears in my eyes. I decided to share say this here because if I need somebody to hear my voice, as I approach my end.
If I write this on Facebook, family and friends will see it and panic will set in, I don't want that. Devoid of our differences, Nairaland is also family to me.
The choices I made in life are mine, but the forces at work are overwhelming. I was weak to their manipulations.
All I ever wanted was to be an Engineer, to make mama proud and take care of my siblings.
Believe me I have Love in my heart. I wanted to just be a better version of myself but nothing seems to work.
When it seems like I am making a little progress, my desires are there to remind me that I am only but a prisoner.
It appears to me that I was created a failure. I failed my family once again, myself, Society and God almighty.
Now I am not afraid of death, I am only sad as I picture the face of Mama, Papa, Brothers and sisters crying while I lay motionless oblivious of everything( I know I will surely hear their wailing from the other side)
I don't want to be judged, but that isn't really my choice to make.
The next 3 weeks will be very crucial to my existence, if I survive it, then I will know that I will grow old and reach 95( I have always told anyone that cares to listen that I will live to 95).
I know they are not reading this now, and nobody that knows me personally is; I just want to tell mom that I love her. To dad; All I wanted was to make him proud. To my brothers and lovely sisters: I love you guys, take care of mom and dad and succeed where I have failed.
To my Nairaland family, God bless you all. I will miss the Afonja's, Ipobs, Nyamiris, Brown roofs, red mud, Arewa's(do they even have any special insulting name like the rest of us?)Lala and his snakes, the feminists( feminists are wonderful people, thank God they don't breed well). Lol

I sincerely pray I survive this. Precious Blood of Jesus Christ, Save Us and the whole world.

Kriss216:
How he's treating Abia State is exactly how God will treat his health in Jesus name.

Rhymer2020:
STOP DATING MENTALLY BROKE GIRLS
I know many girls and ladies gonna be angry with this post but try learn from it.
Men!!!!!!!!
Guys, how do some of you even cope with dating a broke girl?I know some still don't understand what I mean by Broke Girls.
I mean:
1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves every damn time.
2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her during hers.
3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and
complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
4a. I mean how do you guys cope dating a lady who thinks relationship is an occupation;
where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of?
4b. Even if it's an occupation, what services is she actually offering to be privileged to receive such benefits?
4c. Or is she a ghost worker?
( NB: sex is not a benefit ONLY to men )
How do some guys manage to date such ladies?
Am not saying this because am working but it's what I see in most ladies.
5. No wonder suicide and depression victims are mostly men.
6. See guy, don't ever date a broke girl no matter how gorgeous you think she is. They are serious liabilities.
7. Rather date a lady who adds something beneficial to your life. Things like emotional intelligence; financial intelligence; spiritual
intelligence and other intelligence.
8. Date someone who's capable of calming the storm within your soul ( an average man has enough storms ); and not someone who
adds stress to your life.
9. Forget that yehn yehn talk, don't tolerate any woman's brokenness or stupidity just
because of her physical beauty.
10. There are actually a lot of extremely gorgeous and beautiful ladies with common sense.
11. So don't ever think of settling for less brother.
One thing I've realized about all these broke girls is not that they don't actually have money...
12. Most of them do; but it's just that they're mentally broke, which is way worse than not having money.
I know many girls and ladies gonna be angry with this post, they won't like or comment in it .
But
Ladies please don't blame me... I just want to make sense common. 2020 Common sense

kenzosky:
I'm surprise that this is coming from the malodorous mouth of a super slowpoke and miscreant like myself. Afterall, am just like my leader Buhari a rash, incautious, immature delinquent, whose heedless foolishness got his innocent countrymen and lot of his gulliable followers killed.
A delirious mind like Buhari who is Off his head and has become mad like a hatter. Non compos mentis, disturbed and unstable. Insane conspiracy theories here and there for his followers to feed on, more sweet lies, more anti-intellectualism, more brainwashing, more iberiberism and more counterproductive rhetorics that’ll never lead to the development of Nigeri. He has sow the seeds of hatred in the heart of his followers and now we can't do notting without hating on everyone around us.
But, the good thing is, hatred only consume those that harbours it, and by the seconds it's becoming too obvious for all Nigerians (SW, SS, NW, NE, MB) to see that we online jajaweeds are alredy feeling the sharp edge of the sword of hatred that our lifeless leader inserted in ourhearts, it must be a BIG CROSS to carry, my condolence to all our Members,i know it must be very difficult to live everyday with that sword. And by the time we all come to our senses, it will be too late. Because, Biafrans already hate us with all their hearts. We are disgu&tin. And for your information, am from SW though am trying to speak the truth and change my ways.