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Honlucas:
Giveaway guys
200airtime to 5persons


Pls don't forget to nominate me.


Who can disburse the airtime?

Let me disburse it.

I’ll use my Opay

09,,,127,,,855,,246 airtel.

NOTORIOUS100:
Thanks, because of the encouragement and wise words from FaceLAGOS, I hereby increase my money for the house to 500K when won, believe!

Fair enough.

Congratulations in advance, my friend.

🙂

GentlePEACE

Are you going to make public each games sent in by the contestants?

I nominate:

NOTORIOUS100

Bergavis

WHITELIGHTER

NB: lists not in a particular order.

Thanks.

NOTORIOUS100:
Bro, the organiser said anyone can nominate anybody that's the reason, I get confidence 😊

I go vote for you because I believe in you 🙂

But you must increase what you are offering.

You see as WHITELIGHTER do him analysis as he go take give back to the community.

What you think?

🙂

NOTORIOUS100:
I nominate Tk4all

#mbc2023
#gentlePEACE

People dey nominate you but you dey nominate another person.

Is it that you are not really sure of yourself as good punter.

I follow you & I can say you are trying.

I believe you need more confidence.

Zee0007:
Na eseka win either half be this?

I no sure.

Probably one of the games that reloaded fool wey call himself dj, requested for.

Remain fanerbache to win either half today.

I go check if na eseka12 games; the ni66a really tried.

Aphrygian:
which school,don't tell me college of education ooo? Cos I don't even no how many ijeshas you would have related with for you to term the 'ijeshas' stingy.

I went to a boarding house; primary through to secondary.

And I barely go home for holidays.

I love their girls though.

My x of almost 5 years was one.

She’s the best girl I ever had.

So sweet.

In fact, that’s the pet name I gave her.

Aphrygian:
ijeshas stringy? This should be the funniest I have heard in ages

I schooled in Ilesha, bro.

rowosky:
One dey disturb me like this.
How i go run am

Just dey whine am.

Dey sabi love die.

Try whine am till she “trust” you enough.

No too tey on top sha.

Dem sabi crase well well o!

And sweet to press.

Cash out, abi make kuku die my die once & for all.

It’s risky!

rowosky:
Lmao

Bro why you use that pic

You like plus sized girls?

😂

Bro, there is this satisfaction I derive from them.

I just can’t explain it.

😁

Omo!

See wastebead!

Beech is somewhere getting wasted.

I pray her useless life gets wasted.

Well, since it’s iboe land.

I believe she has been wasted!

Bag of diseases!

OyeofIkoTuN:
She will come back...

She fit dey man house....That last slay picture,the mirror too big for student apartment

Bro, why you use my profile photo?

No be she be that now.

flokii:
Might be that you were not ready to 'do' or you were 'dulling' as dem bad girls love to say.. reason she friendzoned you. church girl o, club girl o, na so all of them be.

See one of the bad girls in a mess now.. they always think they are wise but na dem mum.u pass.

You are quite right.

They always believe they are smart.

My x lost her virginity to date rape.

From what the crazy (she’s actually clinically diagnosed with bipolar disorder) beech told me, I was able to deduce she’s always been playing smart on the guy & eating his money but didn’t want to do.

Only for the guy to invite her over & drugged her malt drink.

The guy thought she was not a virgin because of the way she dey always dey form smart.

She told me the guy apologized so much and said he wouldn’t have done it if he knew she was a virgin.

Forget Nigerian girls, bro.

Even all these secondary school girls.

Na naija we dey.

Samantha123:
Anyways, back to the topic, did you mean half brothers?

Because step brothers are those brothers that you're not in any way biologically related to, but became your brothers through one of your parents' marriage to either their mother or father.

And excuse my curiosity, but why don't you like your sister Because there's a difference between not liking and not being close to someone.

Hello Samantha.

Can we talk about this some other time?

Btw, thanks for the correction; I’ve always used “step whatever” more.

But I’m glad you pointed that to me.

They are my half brothers.

Same mother , different fathers.

Characteristics of an average Nigerian woman.



See ya!

flokii:
Sheepie take am easy..

She dey spread pucci like wifi, na im your randy pastor abi apostle go connect.
Awon iranse satani

Women of this generation are making it seem as if all of them are indeed useless but it's not so. we still have sensible, well manered ladies among them.

Hey!

I tried hard not to call you a simp.

But I couldn’t help it.

Away from that.

What concerns me with the apostle.

I can’t remember when I went to church last

And it was even one of the same useless Nigerian girl you are trying so hard to defend that dragged me there.

I had to stop attending because this said girl said she’s not ready for relationship but all her friends are guys.

The wèrè of a girl wanted to friendzone me.

I moved ahead sharply.

feranmi143:
Yo fish, when last have you eaten what you want and not what you see

FATALITY!

Dirty girl.

Uneva C. Enitin

When you were slaying & spreading pucci everywhere like wifi, you felt on top of the world.

You better put your house abi na kpekus in order & start saying your last prayer.

More of these I wish for those girls of your caliber.

It’s Nigerian girls don’t know the damage they have done.

In fact, it will get to time in future Nigerian girls will be relegated to the very bottom of the shelf like women in Somalia.

Very useless & irritating set of people.

wiseone28:
A big congratulations if you played



Tk4all

Samueltemi

Israelp

Miracood2

NOTORIOUS100

Tekahashi

FaceLagos

Oyewale0001

Guy no mention me again if you no want make iron destroy you. Heavy iron o!

DonPablo9511:
you don't crack jokes for a living.. you clown for a living

typing mumbo jumbos mixed with unrelated pictures

there's a thin line between being funny and being stupid, and you my dunce friend are oblivious of that

you mistake people laughing at your stupidity for you being comical

The foolishone irritates me.

Samueltemi337:
You finally boom above 10 odds after 10 years of betting

One of the brainless urchins on this thread.

You shall be aggressively ignored, henceforth.

🤬

Why Inec will allow candidates of questionable character to contest still baffles me.

Shey all these old men; someone’s husband & people’s father will act so irresponsible is what I don’t understand.

Aren’t their wives, children & associates ashamed?

How can we deal with these “elders” that have taken what is meant for the youth and still continue to mess with their future?

If I get power, someone like Tinubu or atiku won’t be contesting.

In fact, they will be exiled or dey chop watery beans for prison.

But it’s so sad that the same youths that have been robbed are the ones campaigning for them.

I feel somehow.

Like I’m dreaming or something.

GentlePEACE:
Djreloaded, you have cross your boundaries by first throwing a jab at me, I challenge you on this platform to a 10 days rollover challenge with 500k on just 1.5 to 2 odds daily bet.

U get enough Milla for account naw, so 500k na moi moi for your side.. if you can't, forever remain SHUT on this platform.



Guys, Pls LIKE & SHARE if you support this challenge

Bro, no waste energy on that 🤬.

In fact, you legit pass am.

Plus, you get good vibes.

That 🤬 has too many dark energies following him.

Just ignore him.

Don’t mind those poor urchins here giving the guy attention because of crumbs.

Please, bro ignore him totally.

That’s how I do to some foolishone here.

Cheer up, GentlePEACE.

NOTORIOUS100:
Djreloaded, GentlePEACE, you guys should just die off this issue, just focus on the betting Thread👍

Guy free them.

That reloaded dj na fool.

To dey do Nigerian girls strong thing dey sweet me.

You lots must have sense by force.

You all are useless & inconsequential.

Even the pucci you use as bargaining chip is dirty, smelling and disease ridden.

Every Nigerian girl should be very ashamed and shouldn’t be seen.

All Women Are The Same!!!

I’m here to read how people will blast the op.

Jkoro29:
Hi nairalanders. This is the first time that I will be creating an account on Nairaland. I have been a guest for many years and I love this forum. I am not the type of person to share my issues with people, but this issue is very pressing and I don't seem to have found any answers from researching online. Please I would appreciate if one of the moderators sends this thread to the front page so I can get more responses.

I am 29 years old. I have a job, my own house and a car, and I am ready to settle down. I want to get married this year, unfailingly. The problem is that I only attract bad girls into my life. My definition of bad girls are those girls that club almost every night, girls that care so much about material things and about how they look, girls that wear skimpy outfits and show off their bodies at every chance. Girls that live on tiktok and instagram. These are the type of girls I attract.

What prompted me to create this account and post this is the experience I had today in church. There is the beautiful, quiet, modest looking usher that I have feelings for. I I have listened to her speak in our youth sunday school and she sound intelligent. She is also god-fearing and devoted in church. I admire these qualities in a wife. Today I walked up to her to introduce myself but the way she responded killed me on the inside. She didn't even smile. Just kept a straight face and didn't even care to respond to some of my questions. I felt defeated. I don't believe in forcing a friendship. I believe that when I approach a girl and she behaves like that, it is a sign that she doesn't like me at all and I would only be wasting time trying to get her to like me.

Meanwhile in the same church, there is one slay queen that has been giving me green light and always smiles when we lock eyes. I don't even know why girls like this come to church. There is another girl that twerks all the time on her whatsapp that is angry that I have been ignoring her. There are countless others i have slept with in the past that have all fit this profile. But not once have I had a relationship with a good girl. It is almost like a curse was placed on me. When ever i meet good girls, they always seem to not like me. Maybe I am bad at reading people, but the way they behave is the direct opposite of the way the bad girls behave when I meet them. The bad ones are always smiling, always attentive and always eager to know more about me.

I don't want to get married to a girl that doesn't have the fear of god, or a girl that smokes shisha and parties all night every weekday. I want to get married to a girl that has the qualities of the usher girl.

I am a good looking, responsible young man. I do not dress, look or act like a yahoo boy, in case you are wondering. I am well educated, I speak well and interact with people in a mature way.

Guy, face your wahala squarely.

Why are you guys always having woman problems here & there.

Is this some ego boost or something?

“ I am 29 years old. I have a job, my own house and a car, bla bla bla.

I don’t know why your story just turn my stomach.

21 yo with convoy.

Courtesy of taxpayers money.

The ediot poster typed “God bless abia state”.

I laff.

Villarreal- 2 penalties in stoppage time.

And those bastards still dey do marriage every Saturday.

Very soon, life expectancy of a married Nigerian man will be 45 yo