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Romance / Re: Sex In The Dream. Pros And Cons by faceLAGOS: 7:34am On May 14, 2023
I meet lots of women in my dream trying to get down with me.

But I dey always form hard to get.

Same also happens in this 3D world; only 2 women have been able to successfully seduce me & draw me into their bossom.

I paid heavily for this after.

Reason I’m always forming hard to get for them in my dream.

I feel there are dire consequences if MEN engage in sex in their dream.

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Romance / Re: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by faceLAGOS: 1:34am On May 13, 2023
Works only on simple men.
Romance / Re: Nothing Dey Street Again Ohh by faceLAGOS: 1:13am On May 13, 2023
Naija girls?

Dey play....just dey play!

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Romance / Re: Curvy Albino In Viral Dance Video by faceLAGOS: 1:11am On May 13, 2023
I’d love to smash an albino, a mute, my oga’s madam, a psycho, a pastor or mog’s wife, a preggy & a granny.

My fetish.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls Not Technically Savvy? by faceLAGOS: 12:57am On May 13, 2023
Most Nigerian girls stop using their brain or invest in acquiring life hack skills when they notice they have started growing breast & yan sh

Marry a Nigerian girl at your peril. You go suffer & cry till you die troway.
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by faceLAGOS: 12:49am On May 13, 2023
Colos is crazy. Most guys with small mind can’t handle it.

They have not invested in their mind enough.

It’s garbage in,garbage out.

When I take colos, I engage in esoteric discourse with my company, which is usually not more than 1 or 2.


That sh!t isn’t meant for everyone. Plus avoid mixing with alcohol.

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Crime / Re: Remembering Deborah Samuel Yakub: One Year Later by faceLAGOS: 6:16pm On May 12, 2023
This is enough reason for a logically thinking human to know that there is no god out there.

And if there is, the god don’t care about the affairs of man. You are literally on your own.

What happened to the god of paul & silas?

Where is the god that shut the mouth of the lion for Daniel to be safe in their den?

Why didn’t he come to the RESCUE of Deborah & the congregants at the church in Owo?
Crime / Re: Neighbors Rescue Little Girl In Terrible State From Her "Madam" (Graphic Video) by faceLAGOS: 6:06pm On May 12, 2023
All these wicked igbo women with their bear bear.
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by faceLAGOS: 5:52pm On May 12, 2023
Nigerian girls irritate me so much.

I go use dem play taya!
Crime / Re: How Doctor ‘sedated, Raped’ Patient Inside Kwara Hospital by faceLAGOS: 5:48pm On May 12, 2023
I’ve seen a video where a ghanian dr does this to his patients that came for abortions.

His nurse set him up with camera.

I’ll try & look for the link to the video & post later.
Crime / Re: How Doctor ‘sedated, Raped’ Patient Inside Kwara Hospital by faceLAGOS: 5:43pm On May 12, 2023
Chidolalar:


How can a woman in her early 50s conceive a child when menopause stops at 40s for most women?

Don’t mind them.

That’s how they go to rip a child from the bossom of a young naive mother, using money & other incentives.

Then, they come out & give fake testimony trying to deceive the gullibles.

One of my aunt did this & I hated her for it, after finding out.

She even used it to scam a lot of people.
Crime / Re: "My Ûgly Experience With My Neighbor" by faceLAGOS: 5:25pm On May 12, 2023
Phone thieves nogo die better.
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu's 61st Birthday Is Today by faceLAGOS: 2:07pm On May 12, 2023
ojex004:
An so?, We should fry petrol ba

Bros, please can you teach me how to fry petrol?

Politics / Re: Tinubu's First 6 Months In Office: What Are Your Expectations? by faceLAGOS: 1:36pm On May 12, 2023
Open border.
Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop Doing This, Ladies Don't Like It(photo) by faceLAGOS: 10:33am On May 09, 2023
Once gave an ashy head & she fell in love with me.
Romance / Re: What Is That Weird Thing You Usually Do When Alone by faceLAGOS: 6:56am On May 09, 2023
Think till my brain hurts.

Play with my d
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by faceLAGOS: 7:06pm On May 08, 2023
sslcrypt:


Majority of you here are no different from mob. Those lynching occuring in the cesspit of a country will have most of you in the mix. Even if guilty let the law take its place rather what we have seen is persecution before trial. Civility is far from the fabric construct of some of you here. Also very refreshing to see that the none-engaged ones are the ones always driving or pushing more than the victim. Not justifying Stevens or Stephen actions, because all that was required was communication.

Your chest beating relatives are the pioneers of lynching & jungle justice in Nigeria.

You troglodytes actually imported your barbaric acts to the land of Omolúàbí.

About time for you & your gorilla kith & kins to crawl back to the cave where you came from.

An!mal!
Crime / Re: Soldiers Flog Civilians At 2Season Hotel, Kaduna (Video, Photos) by faceLAGOS: 10:31am On May 08, 2023
If they decide to unite, they will defeat the soldier.
Romance / Re: So The Fine Black Queens Have Started Marrying Old White Men Too? by faceLAGOS: 6:54am On May 08, 2023
Beech looks like trash.
Romance / Re: My Mother Said I Act Weird by faceLAGOS: 6:29am On May 08, 2023
Good morning,

Ilamina

Nothing wrong with you, dear.

Can you please be my friend?

I like you the way you are.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by faceLAGOS: 6:25am On May 08, 2023
Brokeloser:
All the "men" on this thread that insist on quoting the "f" and troll monickers na Ogun go kill all of una one by one.

cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Jungle Justice:the Birth... by faceLAGOS: 9:43am On May 07, 2023
Igbos started jungle justice in Nigeria & brought it down to Lagos state.
Crime / Re: Residents Panic As Renewed Cult Clash Claim Lives In Ughelli, Delta State by faceLAGOS: 9:35am On May 07, 2023
Creamypie:
I saw a video yesterday where 2 guys were executed. B4 d first one was shot, the executioner said: u be ayes. The 2nd one was begging b4 being shot. After being shot, voice was heard on the background saying, : e go dey join black Babylon. I don't fuking care, as long as na only them them dey kill themselves. Nobody should run from town. Remain in your house and fight/defend yourselves to prove to me you are real cultists, and please, they should not settle themselves. Thats an act of cowardice. Idiots wey na their papa dey feed

Do you still have the video?
Politics / Re: Adesoji Adesida: OPC Member Pushes Ondo Prince To Death During Funeral In Akure by faceLAGOS: 11:12am On May 05, 2023
Continue loving, dating & marrying a Nigerian girl at your peril.

Now the over possessive boyfriend is going to be hanged onto a cheating, number exchanging, monkey branching, useless, dirty Nigerian girl.

grin
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by faceLAGOS: 5:44am On May 05, 2023
Laurene:
But you like their money

Are you mad or something?

Or do you think I’m a useless Nigerian girl like you.

Ashew0 10 kobo!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Shooting At Parachinar School, Pakistan. 7 Teachers Killed (disturbing Pix) by faceLAGOS: 8:28pm On May 04, 2023
The world is mental!
Family / Re: Cameroonian Mother Dumps Her Newborn Baby With A Written Note (Pictures) by faceLAGOS: 8:24pm On May 04, 2023
Most Nigerian porn stars are either from benue or Cameroon.

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