05/06/89

Most guys that belong to cult groups are actually insecure coward modefu(kker.

They only find their validation & strength in ....

Must everyone be married?

Abi wèrè leleyi ni?

South Africa?!

Boosh!t!

If you no do am like that, the company don rip you be that.

Thankfully,

She’s not been used as a baby making machine somewhere in Enugu where a baby farm is disguised as a maternity home or an orphanage.

Ibo amaka

I don’t know how some men are able to cope with these kind of women, despite all the controversies surrounding them.

Used & overused enp.

I see the man had an 🪓.

Road don clear be that.

clockwisereport:


1) spirit of "I go become dangote before I settle down"
I go build house, get 100 million for account, get like 3 cars( 1 for work, 1 for church, 1 for flirting) before I consider marriage

2) spirit of "marriage dey favour women"

3) spirit of "what are you bringing to the table"

4) spirit of "banging body, yellow skin, big brezz, fine face and not fat nor short"

5) spirit of " my mother said I must marry from my village"

6) spirit of "Tejiri is not my spec"
7) spirit of "make i do bachelorhood small"

spirit of " man no dey old for marriage"

9) spirit of "just make the money, cleanliness no matter". I no go take care for myself. She go fall for my rotten teeth once I flash am money

10) spirit of "Make i finish my 3rd masters and 2nd PhD"

11) spirit of "marriage na scam"

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman". I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

13) I must marry a pharmacist so as to convert my medicine shop to pharmacist shop

Gibberish!

I’ll assume you are joking.

Right?

I don’t know why you guys care so much about Nigerian girls that you had to put in so much mental energy to come up with this piece.

Just pump & dump them; highest - baby mama them.

I don’t understand how you still go ahead to wife these verminous set of being, despite hearing & seeing the rubbish they keep doing, online & offline.

Timid & primitive set of people.

I love when people, like the friend of this man’s son, make logical reasoning based on facts.

Unlike the late boy that went with his dad because he wanted to please him, due to Father’s Day celebration boosh!t.

I have never allowed my heart take over my brain when it comes to taking decisions.

That’s why some people think I’m cold like Android.

Spot on!

Reasons why I’d never be with an ibo woman, as a Yorùbá man, even if I’m given for free.

I love women who are throughly feminine.

*me when I see a pretty chick only to find out she’s ibo.

I go like date soldier woman.

I go use love simping turn her to moomoo.

Red eye no fit light siga.

Head of Prick no fit big pass head of pikin.

Come down of your big high horse!

Islamic Law?!

*hisses & unfollows thread*

Interesting!

I remember seeing a WhatsApp chat between my x & a former school mate, who’s also a friend, about how he didn’t penetrate her the last time she came over to his office (she goes to use the internet at his office to download heavy files).

He was trying to psyche her up to come again, since my x has been avoiding to go to his office since the incident.

I was shocked & left the chat page for her to see first thing when she wakes up in the morning to check her phone.

She was distraught when she knew I’ve found out & very nervous because I didn’t talk about it that morning.

I decided to forgive her because I saw in the chat where the guy said he didn’t penetrate her. I guessed they “had sex” with clothes on.

Oh!

What a foolish me then!

Thanks to trp.

If e no hard e no go enter; if e never soft, e no go commot.

E get wetin prick see for t0t0 wey make am fomit.

Smallie!

Ekiti & ondo people are envious & competitive in nature.

I don’t think I can be with an ekiti woman.

They are too local & poverty minded.

guobe:
some girls are like that not all though

AWALT!

Some Christians don’t know that the writers of the Bible prophecies had all these in mind and already planned out.

Then, they made it seem like it’s end time brouhaha, so the hoi pollois can panic & run to their lord Jesus christ, who is domiciled in the church, for better manipulation by the government through the same Bible.

okrikaboi:

Make una dey deceive una selves. If you like no work dey wait to reach 35 make the god of red pill carry money give you. You go reach 49 still be sore loser na one toto wey you go dey beg make one oldhag wash for you na you go dey use see front.

Gibberish!

I made a mistake of giving a girl my whole attention when it was difficult for me to barely have time to scratch myself.

Beech didn’t worth it.

Boo sheet!

Nigerian/African parents/elders are nothing to be proud of.

Good for the mother!

I 8 humans;

I 8 women,

& I 8 snakes & dogs!

Why are you “killing” yourself over this current crop of Nigerian girls?

How are you sure she’s not cheating on you since you are “financially down”, atm?

I don’t know why I dislike this girl.

Intuitively.

I don’t care about anything iboes.

I don’t even care about bedding their women.

That tribe disgust me!