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I pray I don’t fall out of love with a woman I once was lost in between her thighs and feeling the warmth of her bosom.

It’s usually brutal.

Btw, I don’t like dogs; I hate them.

Cats all the way.

No one will unleash a cat on you unless big cats like lion, tiger & co.

Samantha123:
I don't like trouble, I'm just curious and I like the truth.

Most of the time when your brothers mention me, I don't comment, unless they need advice on something.

Same thing happened yesterday, you mentioned me, but I didn't say anything because I didn't see a need for me to comment.

Today I didn't have much work to do and I was working from home, so I had plenty of time to play with your brothers and just give them a little headache.. .. I just like how they can easily get mad over small things..

But now I'm exhausted, drained, and sleepy.

Okay.

Text me on WhatsApp: +234-912-7855-246

Good night and enjoy your sleep.

Softmirror:
STATISTICS HAS SHOWN THAT PUCCY LICKING GIVES WOMEN AN ASSURANCE OF ORGASM THAN BEING THRUSTED WITH THE PEN!S.

You are very right, bro.

My x won’t let me pen her unless I suck crase out of her.

She enjoy the moment like her whole existence depend on it

I only hope her husband continues.
G.O daughter o

Samantha123:
Me very funny? 90% of your brothers in here hate my guts, I'm sure they'll do anything to get their hands on me, throw me inside of a prison cell and throw away the key, and you say I'm very funny?

Just pray I wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow.

Well, I can’t speak for them.

Moreover, this is some kind of a faceless forum where everyone is free to display their “crase”.

You sef too like trouble, Samantha.

I see the way they are always dragging you & some other ladies in here

I just lay back & observe comments & I think you reply intelligently, sometimes.

I noticed you were in high spirit today.

What could have caused it?

13 yo pucci don ripe like that?

Rokiatu45:
What masturbation cause body odour?

Poster you better stop before your di..ck shrink I heard that is one of the side effects.

I will never understand why niggas be masturbating with reckless abundance.

When you people will be stingy with what god you for free.

Wetin woman dey see for lesbo sef?

Issit for the pucci licking or what?

Nigeria need to go through a phase of systematic eugenics.

Samantha123:
It's nice that you have a crush on me, as a matter of fact, I'm flattered.

But I'm already taken, so there's no chance of you and me being in a relationship, but thank you..

I don't want to give you false hope.

Funny

I know you are already “taken” and not that interested.

I just want use to be friends and keep each other company over the internet.

Not something too much to want



You are very funny, Sammy.

Who even knows tomorrow?

I just live in the moment and I expect that you do too

So add me up on WhatsApp & let’s gist.

Se finis

Samantha123:
Are you also a Yoruba?

Yes. I am

Anything?

Btw, can we chat outside here?

Samantha123:
I meant are you here to give me a solution on how to bathe my cats?

I thought someone already dropped a link for that.

Can we talk outside here?

Samantha123:
I meant are you here to give me a solution on how to bathe my cats?

Nope.

Just calling your attention.

Samantha123:
We all know that cats don't like water, but we still have to bathe our domestic cats just so they could be clean and not bring germs into the house.

But I always find myself having to go on world war 3 with my two cats whenever I have to bathe them because they don't make it easy for me.. I have to wear cleaning gloves, something with long sleeves and thicker to prevent the claws from penetrating my skin, wear some protective goggles in case they jump on my face, and tie my hair into a ponytail and put it in a bun.

I think they already recognize the look because sometimes they'd start moaning upon seeing me wearing those things.

I wish there was something I could give them to make them obedient whenever I have to bathe them because the struggle is real. This upcoming weekend I'll be going home and I'm thinking of bathing them.

So cat owners in the house, what's the easiest way to bathe your cats at home without having to go on world war 3 with them

Samantha

Samantha123:
Honey, you can't be the one having a crush but expect me to do the chasing.

Already you said that I'm hardheaded..

I’m sorry, Samantha.

I’m @work.

We’ll talk in the night.

Take care of yourself.

femisplash:
How about this?.. This was former UK Prime Minister, Theresa May bending the knees before the Queen.

I love this picture so much.

Likewise, my friend

Samantha123:
But I'm in the mood to talk about it now sugar.

I don't have time for later.

Okay

Dm

Why are ibo people pained?

Are you mad people the only tribe in Nigeria?























Mad people! :-x

Samantha123:
Helloo to you.

So you have a crush on me huh?

Babe, why are you digressing?

We are in the middle of a very important discussion atm.

Can we talk about that later?

Samantha123:
But is it necessary that you guys should greet like that?

What if the floor is dirty and the person is in white clothes?

Doesn’t matter.

Haven’t you heard about certain race and hierarchy in society that would lay their coat over a puddle and allow the “superior” to walk over?

fijiuba:
Tinubu boys are now in the east

No!

Ibo boys

This is one of the reasons why I’m scared of approaching naija girls nowadays.

Yuck!

einsteine:
What are Cross River and Akwa Ibom state governments doing about the poverty in theur states? They provide 99% of "domestic slaves" and domestic workers in Nigeria.

And benue too.

The ediot Atiku look like a sociopath and desperate in the interview.

That thief can never be president.

Thanks to obj.

I remember when they tell us to pray after acting church drama back then.

“If you want to understand life, think in terms of energy, vibration and frequency”.

I’m laughing at the Simp that quickly hijacked my ex of 5 years in just 2-3 months, without taking time to know her & her mental health issues.

The guy go see shege

Na just fu(k I wan dey fu(k naija girls now.

No love or marriage in plan.

If she get pregnant, na her & her family problem be that.

Beauty without brain dem

olahero:
I have an ungrateful bitch here which I am also done with her from today on, the girl I food almost everyday ooo even though she's having her own business, I know how she was like when we first met she's now chubby small due to prompt food supply, and this bitch asked me for iPhone XR the first day she came to my house when she thought I was a yahoo guy and because of that nonsense she did I don't even bothered to get her any phone uptill this moment she should be using 7plus in her hand. (how I met her was miraculous)

I dedicated 10k per month for her from my monthly pay, I travel often and I have taken her on 3 trips to Abuja, what she haven't experienced in her entired life before ooo not a local girl but a poverty ingrate bitch, recently she traveled to Lagos to restocked her shop, I foot the bill as well, the accommodation, food and transportation as we go together without having form of intimacy with her because she always connected my kindness to sex since that's only thing she can offer in healthy relationship like ours.

Recently, she paid her house rent and I gave her 40% because I know she would said I didn't do anything for her, there's a business she wanted to add to her biz which she said will cost her 60k, I gave her 30k and promised to balance her later and many like that.

This girl we have been together for 11months told me that I am useless, she said she hasn't gained anything from me since we started dating that all I am interested in her is sex and I asked her what has she contributed to the relationship other than sex?

Exactly my ex.

Can’t believe that beech could get married in about 2-3 months after we still made love like rabbits early this year.

I can never love or trust any Nigerian girl, again.

Just smash & trash.

keymatt:
That’s a curse.

I was thinking maybe the family is cursed.

But, what I noticed is that the grandma’s children have attitudinal problems which they probably inherited from their grandma.

They just can’t stay under a man’s authority.

The grandma ran a beer parlor and the daughters grew up in that environment.

Cheating and bed hopping is in their dna & genes.

These are very beautiful women.