₦airaland Forum

Revolva:
why whenever nigerians criminals are caught...indians police and authourity will be d taking group pictures like say na family reunion

Indian police wan use dem shine.

As e be say na osama bin laden dem cash.

PrettyBolu:
Nigerians and the joy they get from spreading bad news about their citizens.

Can't you see they arrested 2 indians also? But the indians did not make the headline. Instead, the two Nigerians made the headline. Other countries are also involved in scam but their media do not push it. That is not the case in Nigeria. Our media will push bad news about Nigerians with so much energy. There are Nigerians doing exploits globally. If our media see such news, they would skip it.

27 lakh rupees is less than $35,000.

Two days ago, a Nigerian startup called Taeillo raised $2.5million but it did not make front page

Remedial Health health raised $4.4million, it did not make front page

Moove raised $30million, it did not make front page.

These are millions of dollars in good news that will positively project the image of Nigerians but our media will ignore it. If a Nigerian commits ten dollars crime, they will rush and publish it. This gives Nigeria and Nigerians an image globally as criminals rather than the industrious people that we truly are.

Bolu, pack that thing well well.

E wan fall.

Na mumu guy dey trust naija babes.

I remember when my x (father was G.O while mom is a prophetess/evangelist) and I went to a bar to have a drink, and some guys were sitting behind me while she could see them because she’s sitting opposite me.

She asked that I should go get some peppered snail for her inside the bar, because we were sitting outside.

As I was almost entering the bar, my intuition told me to look back. Behold my “church brought up” girl was already exchanging numbers with one of the guys sitting behind me.

Mogbe!

I never knew they were already giving themselves eyes as I dey back the guys.

I was very furious and ask the mad girl that we leave immediately. When I asked her what was that for, on the way.

Guess what she said?



She said she wanted to preach to the guy.

I can never trust any Nigerian girl.

kennyz247:
u are own your own,,no carry ur sand spoil our gari

Fear don catch you

Same tactics your religious leaders use to keep you under.

I was expecting you to ask questions, but ...

Christmas is not our culture as Africans.

kennyz247:
I wonder y God still choose to bless this people, despite there atrocities and abuse to God

Evidence that there is no God.

You are on your own

Why do governors shirk away from signing death warrant?

People that are breeding like rabbits should be more wary.

Una pikin go suffer shege; especially girl child

I wonder what goes through the mind of these world leaders when buhari dey address them.

Candidlady:
yes and no

Mind sharing why?

Oldnairalanderb:
Yes, sometimes it gets depressing. I remember a white guy once commented that his country is cursed. Just because of snow.

Thank you for your response.

I have an aunty in Canada and I’m wondering how she’s coping, despite having 2kids.

The cold or snow dey affect their brain/mood?

I wan check something.

Fada-krazy-mesi

I remember when my x asked that I come sleep over at her place in Palmgrove, only for me to get to her street and see cult boys fighting, street to street.

Omo, see cutlass and co.

I had to use the noodles I bought when coming as an excuse to be able to pass their midst.

I lied that it was for my sick sister and we just pack come the area.

Baba still dey hurt say batstard chance am.

Only thing Nigeria girls are useful for after safe sex with them.

Useless set of defects.

I remember when I worked at a travel agency in Allen. The agency shared the flat which is used as office, with an NGO or something.

They had this donation box for an orphanage at the lobby which I always drop the change I get from my transportation to work, every morning.

I did this continuously for more than a year I worked at the travel agency

I wonder what who ever open the box would think

Sleepy Joe.

Samantha123:
It's good that you want to get to know me and be friends, but I thought about it and I wouldn't like it if my fiance met a random woman online who claims to be be having a crush on him and started chatting with her on WhatsApp.

I wouldn't be comfortable with it, I'm sure you also wouldn't be comfortable with your girlfriend chatting with someone who has a crush on her on WhatsApp.

I know you may come up with an excuse that you're far away in Nigeria, but you guys are very good with traveling to other countries, one day I may wake up and find you standing outside my house because they don't call you Yoruba demons for nothing...

Okay.

Blessedmercy8:
Leave my old school life for me. It has helped me a lot to stay out of trouble and living right. I know many who formed new school but today nko?

My mama no toast my papa. Non of my sisters toast their husbands it was the other way round. So, my own will not be different. My man will come for me when the time is right.

Okay ma.

Good morning

And for how long the ban will last

Thank you

Blessedmercy8:
Some ladies can be very desperate. Don't be surprised she'll be the one to propose and still be the one to plan and sponsor the wedding. Tomorrow, if the Man gets tired of her and start giving her cold shoulders, she'll be wondering why.


NEVER APPROACH A MAN FIRST. HE WONT VALUE YOU!

Mercy, stop doing like old school.

Time dey go; things have changed.

Not like how it used to be before.

You have to unlearn many things and maybe pick up new things.

I really love you and your personality, Mercy, but it seems you are missing something somewhere. And you be fine girl o.

I’m sure you are still a virgin.

It’s nothing, anyway.

Rubyjade:
Dear men if you want to live long and happy please stay away from this 5 types of women

The wrong woman can destroy you, she can make your life a miserable one. Samson thought Delilah was a blessing to him only for him to be destroyed by her.


This is the real sign for all men that not all the beautiful girl you meet are their to help you some are there to destroy your life.

The fact that if God want to bless you he sent someone into your life and that’s how Satan use to work too.

To destroy Samson in the bible, it took only Delilah, not hundreds of soldiers, but only one woman. Women are more powerful than some weapons you know.

Please don’t marry this 5 types of women

1. A liar: No matter how you correct a woman that use to lie she can never change,a liar can destroy your life and the life of your children if you are not careful,she can mislead you.

2. Stay away from woman who is not spiritually mature: Please if you want to marry don’t marry a woman that can not pray, don’t marry a woman that can not follow you to church, don’t marry a woman that cannot fast, please if you marry this type of woman it will affect your martial life and your spiritual life.

3. Don’t marry a woman who lack emotional mature: Don’t marry a woman that lack control,a woman that is always bore,she can contribute to a very important discussion, my brother stay away from this types of women.

4. Stay away from a woman that is not financially mature: Don’t marry a dependent woman, don’t marry a woman that can not work,a woman that always depends on man before she can buy anything please don’t marry this type of woman,find a woman that is doing something to survive, don’t marry lazy woman.

5. Stay away from a nagging woman: Everyone have his/her weakness but too much of a thing is not good, please any woman that nag because of small thing, please don’t marry her this can lead to domestic violence. Please be careful.

Marriage is a long term contract and is an institution that you can graduated from, you need to be prayerfully before you choose a life partner.

God will bless you.

What is your opinion about this? drop your comment.

Sorry, I don’t want to get married or cohabit with a woman.

That gender can be very irritating.

I can opt for coparenting, though.

Dirty red pant.

Eeew!

Truvelisback:
Bro, i have thought deeply abt b4 creating this thread. Some people are just unlucky abt the life they found themselves and their expectations.

Bro, you are right.

Always give a place for luck in life. It’s there.

“The harder I work, the luckier I get”

Some foolish Christians with partially formed mind will come and say it’s grace.

TheKingsmann:
This relationship won't last, atleast i can vouch for that of Temi and Mr eazi, but this one, no way!
Florence doesn't know what she want.

Girls wey dey bear Florence no dey dey normal.

Always acting desperate and like a psycho.

What’s wrong with cuppy?

Hope no be the guy gbola dey scatter her brain.

As I like you reach, you just dey use style dey fall my hand.