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PoliticsRe: Brazilian Returnee Arrested With Cocaine In Private Part by faceland: 6:33pm On Jun 26, 2022
look at these grown ups caring drugs
CelebritiesRe: Passengers Heading For Osinachi's Burial Escape Being Kidnapped (Video) by faceland: 5:15pm On Jun 25, 2022
Everyone already know the price of a kidnapped victim.
CrimeRe: Military Officer Alleged To Be Drunk, Stops Cars And Collects Money From Them by faceland: 6:52pm On Jun 23, 2022
They should all be jailed (military jail).
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu’s Daughter Needed A Kidney, He Brought In A 15-year-old Boy Illegally by faceland: 6:44pm On Jun 23, 2022
okomile:
They could have done it legally.
They can get away with anything here in Nigeria but not abroad.

Miscalculation on their part.

Wish the daughter quick recovery. Kidney ailment is not a joke.
The legal way is cheaper. Find a donar. Many adult Nigeria would easily offer theirs. Even in Kanyan it is a big issue (selling a kidney).
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: BIC Art Master Africa (journey to participation) by faceland(op): 8:37am On Jun 23, 2022
Bought pen, didn't think of the paper.
If am to participate, I have to do something different. Eitheer recycled paper or coloured paper.

Just got the pens Incase.

CrimeRe: Landlord, Two Children Killed As Gunmen Open Fire On Provision Store In Delta by faceland: 4:27pm On Jun 22, 2022
RIP
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by faceland: 4:26pm On Jun 22, 2022
ahnie:
Lolz na to just help them wash plates or be a gentleman by giving them your phone.







Lolxxx crazy scenario
I have gone to filling station but forgot my wallet. They saw that my reaction was real so I dropped my cheap android phone and my java phone. Quickly went to get the money to retrieve my phone.

I have seen police that drop their boots when they can't pay. They can resume work without their boots.
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by faceland: 4:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
It looks like 6k bill...

I start making phone calls. 500 here, 1k there, until I have the whole money transfered. Better than going to police station and still pay.
FamilyRe: I Am Worried Over Her High Sexual Drive.please Advise by faceland: 4:09pm On Jun 22, 2022
Stargurl20:
Let others do the work for you. Have you forgotten division of labour?
That is were it's heading to.
FamilyRe: I Am Worried Over Her High Sexual Drive.please Advise by faceland: 4:01pm On Jun 22, 2022
Vahat:
We got married two years ago. My challenge is that my partner has a higher sexual drive and love sex so much.

Ever since we do make love,she has never for once be the one to say she is satisfied and that I should stop despite that most time it takes me between 10 to 25 minutes atimes to cum. The highest I can recall that i stayed long was 32minutes before I cum, yet in all these it looks to her as if I have not started the work and she feel disappointed anytime I cum because from her body language;she demands more and can withstand even up to one and half hours to 2hours before she can be satisfied and I can't go such.

I tried all I can but honestly I don't feel like a man for not even for once tell me or appreciate me on bed by telling me 'thank you, please cum na, your have stayed long,I am satisfied etc but will always rather willing to consume more and more despite that she needs sex most time and I responds to her demand. Even when I am tired and sweating profusely I keep on just to please her and I am getting fed up over this. I have never taken sex enhancement drug and will never take such.

I don't want to complain to her about. her insatiable sexual drive and how stressful it is riding on me to avoid her hiding her sexual feelings to me or taken it as insult or hurt her feelings and at the same time the fear of her looking for satisfaction from elsewhere. Please advise on how to handle this challenge.
Sir, it's time to do drugs and damage that pussy. She would be the one to push you away and shout "stop fuckin me like a dog!". You can be sure for one/2 weeks she wouldn't want anything inside because it hurts.

Another solution that doesn't require drugs. Tell her to do the riding. That is cardio exercises and some muscles near her hip would be sore from the exercise. At least that can give you 3 days of break if you do round two or three.

Just kidding (may be not)... I would go with option one and pound her to hell for the past trouble. I mean, how can you travel and be sure she is not super feeling heat?
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi: Muslim-Muslim Ticket Is Not A Hindrance To Good Leadership by faceland: 3:55pm On Jun 22, 2022
Look at his eyes and fork nose. The man is autistic (he is hiding it from his large vocabulary).

In a country like Nigeria, Muslim Muslim ticket is oppression and a gateway to oppression.
PoliticsRe: Agbo Major: Peter Obi Accepting To Be Kwankwaso's VP Is The Only Option by faceland: 7:29pm On Jun 21, 2022
stanluiz:
Peter obi cannot play second fiddle to anyone.

He is more qualified than Atiku. Why should Atiku contest when he knows that power should rotate to the South.
Look at the political reality.

During the APC primary, a youth literally ordered Osibanjo to not step down because they felt like you (when he was trying to make his speech)... Well, the rest is history.

Obi can not win and Kwankwaso is clown.
PoliticsRe: Russia: 38 Nigerian Mercenaries Killed In Ukraine, 12 Still Fighting by faceland: 7:14pm On Jun 21, 2022
ManirBK:
You will first gain victory in a war inside your own country before going to die in another country
Nigeria is not worth dying for (Especially as a minority). If a accepting country offer me opportunity, I would die forthat county (especially if they honor my family afterwards with citizenship). However, the Nazi infested shithole Ukraine is not worth dying for.

It's not every Nigerian that fear death (something inevitable).
PoliticsRe: Russia: 38 Nigerian Mercenaries Killed In Ukraine, 12 Still Fighting by faceland: 7:08pm On Jun 21, 2022
Black man die for a country with deep rooted Nazi ideology.
PoliticsRe: Agbo Major: Peter Obi Accepting To Be Kwankwaso's VP Is The Only Option by faceland: 6:58pm On Jun 21, 2022
It would have been better had Peter Obi put his ego aside and become Atiku VP.

Kwankwaso might not win Kano.
PoliticsRe: Agbo Major: Peter Obi Accepting To Be Kwankwaso's VP Is The Only Option by faceland:
thuxzwda1:
All our politicians are mad grin
Kwankwaso is crazy
CrimeRe: Dismembered Body Of A Young Woman Found Dumped In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by faceland: 11:34am On Jun 21, 2022
The killers are living amongst us
CelebritiesRe: Police Order Portable To Report Himself Over Jungle Justice (Video) by faceland: 4:57am On Jun 21, 2022
Anyway, this is my first they of hearing his voice. Always on the news.
CelebritiesRe: Police Order Portable To Report Himself Over Jungle Justice (Video) by faceland: 4:56am On Jun 21, 2022
This type of jungle justice is very effective in petty theft when you are sure of the thief and they are insulting your intelligence. Of cause, without death.

Anyway, beating someone over gossip is bullshit.
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Supporter Threatens To Kill Bishop, Peter Obi After Church Ban (Vid) by faceland: 10:20pm On Jun 20, 2022
Uncleodi:
One Mr Benson came up with a solution on another blog.

My Lord Bishop una dey go this thing the wrong way. Let Cardinal Okogie send him a letter from the holy see to go for a PhD on "Philosophy of Charismatic Catholicism in African Context: A case study of Enugu, Nigeria" at Pontifical University, Rome. Mbaka is a flamboyant man. He will dance and boast to his congregation that the Holy See now recognises his works to the chagrin of his detractors ( by detractors he might be referring to the likes of Bishop Onaga and yourself). The congregants will bear his absence, with the hope that he is coming back soon. By the time four years finishes, decorate him with his awards, make him feel important and transfer him to rural Malawi community where they farm groundnuts with an assurance that it was because of the huge grace on him that the church feels that he is the only capable person to turn the fortunes of the souls therein. Let him interject from there to Sri Lanka where they farm rice, until he is old and well sunken in age , he can return home and join his ancestors with a glorious epitaph raised on his behalf saying "Oh what a great man, Mbakaogu". Easy peasy!

Don't go confrontational with Mbaka. Mbaka likes fights like a glutton likes food. Deconstruct him softly and you will be shocked to see how vulnerable he is.
I thought it was only SMA that transfer internationally.
EventsRe: Sierra Leonean Runs As Wife's Family Storm Church Where He Was Marrying New Wife by faceland: 10:14pm On Jun 20, 2022
juman:
Any man in that situation, traditional marriage, the man could have done that instead.
Just know how to set the lady to accept traditional marriage instead of church marriage.
Some of these women has fantasy of pre wedding bullshit pictures and white wedding and other bullshit. I am sure he was taking care of her, and she was happy but has to fulfill that fantasy.
EventsRe: Sierra Leonean Runs As Wife's Family Storm Church Where He Was Marrying New Wife by faceland: 10:12pm On Jun 20, 2022
backtalkG:
What's wrong with taking a second wife if he is capable of taking care of them
African values has been deeply eroded
He is a Christian.

I am sure they were happy together but the woman has fantasy of wedding and must have pressure him. If it was traditional wedding, no one would care (after all some of our grandpa's had 10 wives).
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Supporter Threatens To Kill Bishop, Peter Obi After Church Ban (Vid) by faceland: 9:39pm On Jun 20, 2022
Frigga13:
He’s own youth wan kill am grin

I said Obi will lose Anambra wotowoto.. no be lie ..

Might not come 2nd in the east.. if ... for obi no go win eastern votes

Forget online noise ..

Elections go come e go clear

Power to the people!!!

PDP!!!
The majority of voters does not have Twitter or WhatsApp account. You need a Twitter account to Tweet. They would not understand this.

Even election rigging is done by hands-on people without smart phone.
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Supporter Threatens To Kill Bishop, Peter Obi After Church Ban (Vid) by faceland: 9:31pm On Jun 20, 2022
Oplomo:
Guy looks like one of the mentally challenged people brought to Adoration ministeries for healing.

I think it is time to transfer Fr Mbaka to one of Catholic dioceses outside the East. He should be sent to a Parish in one of the villages in Osun.
They should transfer him to Northeast where if he talk too much, terrorist would locate him. Where the press would be scared shitless to visit and create all these sensational headlines.

The man in the video is not bluffing. He looks like he can be violent and is certainly not a Christian.
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Supporter Threatens To Kill Bishop, Peter Obi After Church Ban (Vid) by faceland:
Abeg, excommunicate this animal. He is not a Catholic Priest. He is a fake prophet.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: BIC Art Master Africa (journey to participation) by faceland(op):
One year later...

The BIC Art Master 2022 is back.

Use a BIC pen to draw something original (no copyrighted image of someone else, use your own image). It should be the minimum size of an A3 paper. You can submit 3 artwork. Deadline for submition is August 31st 2022.

I don't think I would participate because am too busy to sit down for hours daily, drawing for days. An A3 paper is too large for me, it would take a week to fill it... However, still 2 more months to go, might change my mind in the next 60 days.

For more details, visit their website:
www.bicartmaster.com
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CareerRe: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by faceland: 7:14pm On Jun 20, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
It's better to be unemployed than to teach. Schools in my area in Lagos pay teachers 15k. What's that gonna do. You will still die of hunger I rather die in a simpler way than being a beast of burden
In today Nigeria, you are working 6 hours a day 5 days a week? They even have 3 months holiday...

Teaching isn't worth it and should but your mentality should be that it is a part-time job or something you do to get out of the house... Were I work, if an applicant has worked for 6 months, I don't submit their job application because the work is hard and they can't adapt.
CareerRe: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by faceland: 7:11pm On Jun 20, 2022
Mallam go outside like a man and search for job/work... Gradually the pain would be reducing. It is when you are lying down on bed that you would be thinking rubbish.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky's Gigantic Cake & Decorations For His Housewarming (Video) by faceland: 7:06pm On Jun 20, 2022
He is a real Yoruba guy. They love to party OVER EVERYTHING grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: How Kwankwaso, Obi Will Pinch Votes Off Atiku, Tinubu - Daily Trust by faceland: 8:07am On Jun 19, 2022
Who is going to read all of this on a Sunday morning?
PoliticsRe: See How This Guy Is Creating Awareness For PVC In Owerri(video) by faceland: 1:00am On Jun 18, 2022
EzegeNdiigbo:
Which part of owerri??
It doesn't matter, he didn't stand there for more than 10 minutes otherwise other people would have pictures of him... The only video and pictures of him where taken by his friend within that 10 minutes period.

But he would tell his sponsors that he was there all day.

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