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CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 5 Members Of A Family, 2 Others (Graphic) by Factfinder1(m): 12:50pm On Dec 19, 2020
Very terrible and heartbreaking to see the lifeless body of that innocent child who's only crime was being born in Nigeria and in Kaduna in a country were people kill in the name of religion
PoliticsRe: APC Apologises To "Kankara Boys", Says Incident Won’t Repeat Itself by Factfinder1(m): 11:46am On Dec 19, 2020
Stage managed nonsense
CelebritiesRe: See How Cubana Chief Priest Welcome Davido In Owerri (Video) by Factfinder1(m): 5:19pm On Dec 18, 2020
Their business
PoliticsRe: Immigration Re-Opens Seme, Illela, Maigatari & Mfum Land Borders by Factfinder1(m): 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2020
Lies
PropertiesRe: World's Loneliest House, Abandoned For Over 100 Years by Factfinder1(m): 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2020
I want to buy it
PoliticsKankara Schoolboys Get New Clothes Ahead Of Meeting With Buhari by Factfinder1(op): 4:09pm On Dec 18, 2020
My question is

Who sewed and measured them?? Even put design for the clothes in just one dayhuh Are you guys reading between the lines

PoliticsRe: Kankara Schoolboy: Our Abductors Were Not Boko Haram (Video) by Factfinder1(m): 3:25pm On Dec 18, 2020
North and their scripts

No wonder they dont want their people to ever get educated and be liberated from their religious mental slavery......or is it not this same islam that dubai, Saudi Arabia and Qatar are practicing yet they are educated and developed and dont pick up weapons at any slightest religious provocation
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin's New Secret £200million Palace In 'Billionaire's Village' by Factfinder1(m): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2020
I will never be poor in life
TravelRe: Traditional Wedding Guests In Accident In Abia, Many Feared Dead (Graphic) by Factfinder1(m): 1:28pm On Dec 18, 2020
Sad
PoliticsRe: Abducted Kankara Boys Speak In New Boko Haram Video. Say Some Of Us Were Killed by Factfinder1(m): 2:56pm On Dec 17, 2020
Funny country

How comes the army cant track who uploaded the video yet billions was budgeted for security

Today is late buharis birthday have you seen any of his kids wishing him a happy birthday onlinehuh


You guys still want to be stupid and allow the north to be sucking the Treasurys of this country that is mainly sourced for the the west,east and south south in the name of fighting boko-haram.....Nigerians wake up and be wise
PoliticsRe: Rice Smuggling - Why We Are Re-opening Borders - Jibrin Ibrahim by Factfinder1(m): 12:28pm On Dec 17, 2020
God will punish all of you
CrimeRe: Undercover Police Officers Dressed As Santa Claus Arrest Drug Trafficker In Peru by Factfinder1(m): 12:25pm On Dec 17, 2020
Our backwards and untrained bribe collecting police officers will never ever be this smart
CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Jailed For 4 Years For Feeding Her Boss' Baby With Urine by Factfinder1(m): 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2020
Fucking black countries with animals on their flags and as their citizens
PoliticsRe: Katsina Abduction: Okonjo-Iweala charges FG To Rescue Captives by Factfinder1(m): 9:06am On Dec 16, 2020
Kaduna1stson:
I don't know why southerners are ranting while we in the north are going about our normal business. Have you heard any of our Emirs or sultan or governors complaining?

Why are you wailing more than the bereaved?

The north is safe and secure, arrewa has been showing you how we flex in the north.
This comment says alot about the true state of the north
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Senate Summons Defence Minister, Service Chiefs, Others by Factfinder1(m): 5:15pm On Dec 15, 2020
Heaven knows they wont hornor it in this lawless administration
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits His Cows In Katsina After Refusing To Visit Kankara - SR (Video) by Factfinder1(m): 8:57am On Dec 15, 2020
IamPlato:
That Could Be An Old Video Because You People Are Fond of Fooling Yourselves
Old video and he wore a nose mask you must be an idiot
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: IGP Orders Immediate Deployment Of SWAT Operatives by Factfinder1(m): 5:40pm On Dec 14, 2020
Lol and at the end sars came back in disguise

All they needed as an opportunity to let the dogs out again
RomanceIt's Almost That Time Of The Year Again.. Ladies Vs Guys Coming Back From Abroad by Factfinder1(op): 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2020
It's almost that time of the year again anaika all our brothers will return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will trickle in from all parts of the world—America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan—to celebrate Christmas.

It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with an African-American accent. Even the ones that will come from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Aguvi ki the default currency for the abroad people is dollars.

Abroad person that is spraying Rands, is that one abroad person?

They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their gold chains. You don't care about the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from the abroad, it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that end with "Ego".

They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife brothers. They are always single and looking for a good wife at home. Yes, they are not bastards, they come back home to marry.

You have a boyfriend who is a fresh graduate with a pocket full of dreams oniri all the potentials in the world. But deep down inside you see beyond all that nonsense. Pocket dreams remain in the pocket. I mean, what are potentials worth in today's currency? Anyway, you've been sticking to him because, love. Yup. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the abroad guy that just landed.

She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends when you were just 3 months old, before he left to the abroad. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord ladiating alound him. You admire his British-American accent and the colours of the currency he's spraying. You think about your boyfri—mtchew.

You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life.

Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for the abroad. You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy aguvi ka you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent.

Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body eevi firewood, you have a side dick in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. Ama you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Ovy", sacrifice two virgin goats as burnt offering to the ancestors before your prayers are answered.

He fixes a wedding date ama he cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his portrait anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to kiss the bride.

Three months pass, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Ovy messages, burnt offerings and pastoral visits later, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months just to get you pregnant and go back again. You're about to start sinking back into your misery before you somehow realize ka Emeka has two beautiful children abroad with his Filipino wife of 10 years now. Your eyes suddenly pop open like an Igbo girl's own when she sees money.

That is when you die and wake up again to your true purpose in destiny. You cut your hair short and dye it red. You get a tattoo and change your twitter bio to "coven member" and your life starts all over again. But every night after an exhaustively productive day of calling men tr@$# on the TL, you remember where it all started from: Emeka Malay.

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CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Celebrates His Daughter, Adara As She Turns 7 by Factfinder1(m): 10:46am On Dec 14, 2020
Barka00:
So it was because of this f.uc.king gate he pulled gun at someone
Show us your own gate or keep quiet
CrimeRe: Local Govt Staff In Benue Burns Himself To Death Over Unpaid 3 Years Allowance by Factfinder1(m): 10:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
blacknp:
Almijiri go & meet the Governor of your state, Nigeria is a federation.
I'm from akwa ibom is your father's state as fine and progressive as that??
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Won't Succumb To Threats, Take Any Decision Out Of Fear Or Pressure by Factfinder1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 11, 2020
tongue
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Won't Succumb To Threats, Take Any Decision Out Of Fear Or Pressure by Factfinder1(m): 5:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
He should come on live tv to say it and grant a press conference that's all I wanna see




[s]The Presidency in a statement by Garba Shehu, Senior Special Assistant to the President on media and Publicity said he will not be forced to take any decision out of fear at a time Nigeria is battling with security challenges and the COVID-19 pandemic. [/s]
CrimeRe: Local Govt Staff In Benue Burns Himself To Death Over Unpaid 3 Years Allowance by Factfinder1(m): 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2020
Shameful state of a failed nation without a president
PropertiesRe: Nigeria Needs To Incorporate Traditional Styles Into Public Architecture by Factfinder1(m): 7:00am On Dec 11, 2020
I agree
CelebritiesRe: Fela Kuti's Daughter, Yeni Laments Stolen Family Photo by Factfinder1(m): 2:57pm On Dec 10, 2020
She looks like a junkie
PoliticsRe: Malami: National Assembly Has No Power To Summon Buhari by Factfinder1(m): 3:32pm On Dec 09, 2020
What a nation
PoliticsRe: Police Will No Longer Allow Violent Protests, Says IG by Factfinder1(m): 5:44am On Dec 09, 2020
Government should listen to the demands of the people and do the needful instead of all this disgraceful threats
GamingRe: How Powerful Are Smartphone Processors For Gaming? by Factfinder1(m): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2020
N S P



Not soo powerful

Just hyped to get people to buy them.....

Games are not made for phones that's why we have pc
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Holy Ghost Congress 2020; It Is Time To Fly! 7-12th Dec. 20 by Factfinder1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2020
Time for churches to cashout big
CelebritiesRe: Odemwingie Apologises To Kanu, Wife, Says He Read Too Much Into Her Message by Factfinder1(m): 2:23pm On Dec 08, 2020
Mentally unstable people everywhere on our cyber space
PoliticsRe: Nwuruku Humphrey, Ebonyi Chief Whip Removed For Refusing To Join APC by Factfinder1(m): 8:29pm On Dec 07, 2020
Occult shameless apc party

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