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Very terrible and heartbreaking to see the lifeless body of that innocent child who's only crime was being born in Nigeria and in Kaduna in a country were people kill in the name of religion |
Stage managed nonsense |
Their business |
Lies |
I want to buy it |
My question is Who sewed and measured them?? Even put design for the clothes in just one day Are you guys reading between the lines
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North and their scripts No wonder they dont want their people to ever get educated and be liberated from their religious mental slavery......or is it not this same islam that dubai, Saudi Arabia and Qatar are practicing yet they are educated and developed and dont pick up weapons at any slightest religious provocation |
I will never be poor in life |
Sad |
Funny country How comes the army cant track who uploaded the video yet billions was budgeted for security Today is late buharis birthday have you seen any of his kids wishing him a happy birthday online ![]() You guys still want to be stupid and allow the north to be sucking the Treasurys of this country that is mainly sourced for the the west,east and south south in the name of fighting boko-haram.....Nigerians wake up and be wise |
God will punish all of you |
Our backwards and untrained bribe collecting police officers will never ever be this smart |
Fucking black countries with animals on their flags and as their citizens |
Kaduna1stson:This comment says alot about the true state of the north |
Heaven knows they wont hornor it in this lawless administration |
IamPlato:Old video and he wore a nose mask you must be an idiot |
Lol and at the end sars came back in disguise All they needed as an opportunity to let the dogs out again |
It's almost that time of the year again anaika all our brothers will return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will trickle in from all parts of the world—America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan—to celebrate Christmas. It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with an African-American accent. Even the ones that will come from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Aguvi ki the default currency for the abroad people is dollars. Abroad person that is spraying Rands, is that one abroad person? They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their gold chains. You don't care about the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from the abroad, it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that end with "Ego". They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife brothers. They are always single and looking for a good wife at home. Yes, they are not bastards, they come back home to marry. You have a boyfriend who is a fresh graduate with a pocket full of dreams oniri all the potentials in the world. But deep down inside you see beyond all that nonsense. Pocket dreams remain in the pocket. I mean, what are potentials worth in today's currency? Anyway, you've been sticking to him because, love. Yup. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the abroad guy that just landed. She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends when you were just 3 months old, before he left to the abroad. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord ladiating alound him. You admire his British-American accent and the colours of the currency he's spraying. You think about your boyfri—mtchew. You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life. Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for the abroad. You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy aguvi ka you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent. Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body eevi firewood, you have a side dick in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. Ama you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Ovy", sacrifice two virgin goats as burnt offering to the ancestors before your prayers are answered. He fixes a wedding date ama he cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his portrait anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to kiss the bride. Three months pass, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Ovy messages, burnt offerings and pastoral visits later, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months just to get you pregnant and go back again. You're about to start sinking back into your misery before you somehow realize ka Emeka has two beautiful children abroad with his Filipino wife of 10 years now. Your eyes suddenly pop open like an Igbo girl's own when she sees money. That is when you die and wake up again to your true purpose in destiny. You cut your hair short and dye it red. You get a tattoo and change your twitter bio to "coven member" and your life starts all over again. But every night after an exhaustively productive day of calling men tr@$# on the TL, you remember where it all started from: Emeka Malay. __________________ |
Barka00:Show us your own gate or keep quiet |
blacknp:I'm from akwa ibom is your father's state as fine and progressive as that?? |
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He should come on live tv to say it and grant a press conference that's all I wanna see [s]The Presidency in a statement by Garba Shehu, Senior Special Assistant to the President on media and Publicity said he will not be forced to take any decision out of fear at a time Nigeria is battling with security challenges and the COVID-19 pandemic. [/s] |
Shameful state of a failed nation without a president |
I agree |
She looks like a junkie |
What a nation |
Government should listen to the demands of the people and do the needful instead of all this disgraceful threats |
N S P Not soo powerful Just hyped to get people to buy them..... Games are not made for phones that's why we have pc |
Time for churches to cashout big |
Mentally unstable people everywhere on our cyber space |
Occult shameless apc party |
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Are you guys reading between the lines