₦airaland Forum

vanbonattel:
Are you serious ?

Igbos own Nigerian Ports Authority

Igbos own Oba of Lagos palace (Oba is just a tenant ) lol

Igbos own TVC news station

Igbos own the warehouse and all the palliative looted

Igbos own all the BRT buses and terminals

Igbos own all the police stations

Igbos bought oriental hotels 2 days before the riots.

These Igbos are blessed people aswear

Rosskivvy:
Illiterate. Irritation is different from pain.

You're like a mosquito flying past an ear.

Irritant.

Rosskivvy:
OH SHUT UP.
MANY OF YOU ARE GETTING SO IRRITATING.

Discombulator:
Since senseless begging as become the order of the day I might as well help some people afterall I bet I'm the only person that is actually capable of making good on my word.
400 airtime for first 20 people, I don't care who you support i don't particularly like any of them anyways.
After 20 people if you drop your number you've just wasted your time

waynejesus:
Please any iphone 8 or 9 for sale whatsapp me... 07067752266

Anyiiii:
graduate, good looking, humorous, intelligent, Igbo or Yoruba, age 32-38, neat, fun to be with

ShitStain:
I'm not paying my landlord shi shi.

Mgbadike80:
Next year, APGA would present a
candidate with Obiano as the
godfather, PDP would present a
candidate with Peter Obi as the
Godfather, APC would present a
candidate with Arthur Eze as the
Godfather, Which party would
represent the youths? If you're
interested to join this new youth
movement, drop your phone number
so that we can move to a whatsapp
group for proper planning. Time is
still on our hands. God bless us all.
The platform is open to all youths resident in Anambra state regardless of your state of origin.Let's take over.

zenith4biz:
The only option is on my signature

Kestolove:
Carry dix earthworm out of hia jor, lala is not impress

Stanweezy:
Since APC lost gubernatorial election in Edo State, I wonder if Election is between Obaseki and Tinubu/Oshomhole. Even the APC candidate I only know him as Pastor I don't even know his name

Prechgold1180:
Those fucking bitch ass police just embarrassed me not too long

Roughandled me at the ever busy UBA
Pushed me into their van
Took me to their station
Accused me of being part of external election thug
They accused me of working for a politician
Took me to their useless station



bleeped Dem all
Bleep BUhari
Bleep Nigeria
Bleep lord luggard

Bleep oshiomole
Bleep Abba kyari
Bleep Everything that has to do with Edo state

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

DamnNiggar:
Dammnnn Nigarrrr Isoright

DamnNiggar:
Dammnnn Nigarrrr Isoright

Gang90:
So I spend a lot of time in my married brothers house, my brother's wife is a nurse and has this cute friend back in the nursing school days that frequently come around.

This her friend is around 29 years while myself I'm 25, many times I got into talks with her, she is a very nice, intelligent but naive and vulnerable lady, with a very kind heart, and she was once able to open up to me about a very remarkable heartbreak she once had and it seems ever since, she had been single, her friend my brother's wife now has three kids and I guess it a whole concern for her.

At one time we were really getting so close, I began to like her genuinely, I don't think I did anything really wrong but I guess my brother's wife must have told her she better not waste her time with me.

Okay the truth is, I understand she needs to get married as soon as possible and I need to get married as later as possible but I'm truly falling for her. She had become a bit withdrawn from me ever since but just today, she was the last person I was hoping to see and when the doorbell rang and I went to get the door, she was the one.

She just said "Oga how far", I was like fine, apparently I had learnt to respect myself and not make it like I'm desperate for her but what do you think, Do you think it being disrespectful to my sister inlaw if I liked her friend do you think I should just look away and walk away, do you think I should go ahead and make her realise that no matter how short, how much we don't see the future, present happiness is worth a try.

She seem broken and lonely inside, there's always this life she Express whenever we are together, She's free and luaghs her lungs out when we are together, there's the charms and the connections but maybe the thing wrong is because it is me and also age is a concern, maybe while it may seem impossible for me to put a ring in that finger it is very much real how I put a smile in her face.

She is in the house now, she is sitting in the living room, I'm playing music and surfing nairaland right here in my room, my brothers wife is cooking in the kitchen, she really needs a company but it shouldn't be me because maybe I'm the wrong guy, I should be playing music in the room instead or should I go out to this pretty lady I feel for, I'm not playing her, it risky to play her when my brother's wife is involved.

What do you think, send me her number let me help you to talk to her, lol

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
May thier soul rest in peace
Death is only the beginning
We were born to die
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

This is why i don't save money for a future that is not sure a future not guaranteed....i live my life in the fast lane....got police chasing me, smoking weed, drinking my bottles, banging enough Pussy

zeusV:
Check my signature bro. Let's start from there.
1 week bro, in 1 week, you'll start making money.
Life's too sweet to die. I was once in your shoes.