₦airaland Forum

mekusmanuel:
Glad you were found sinless, man

Mcslize:
Your face no show o but your shoes shine.

See as it be like this so eh, I don Facebook you like this like this

HilcomTech:
Na police and judge go settle your case las las.

Tunda fire all the cultists and their sympathaisers.

HilcomTech:
You say you are not a cultist yet you speak their language. Just pray that the police will not arrange you in front of a judge that will CUPRISON your case with serious NSOGBU and dissolve you to prison.

HilcomTech:
Help us to translate this jargon.

Not all of us are cultists.

VenusGod:
See me see wahala.

Six month into the relationship, she says that i am to gentle for her liking.

Met her at a friend's place. And that my friend is very rugged. He smokes and drinks alot. I don't smoke but i drink too.

She taught i am rugged like my friend. Anytime she visits me in my house. She would be speaking all those stupid gangster/Cultism language too me. I warned her several time to stop speaking those nonsense to me.

Yesterday, we had a little misunderstanding, omo, come see the para wey this babe dey para for me. I told her i am no longer interested again with the relationship. She said over her dead body. She sey if i no bet her she go put am for my body woto woto.

I just kuku close my mouth. I pretended that every thing was okay until she left. Now she dey call me since for phone and refuse to pick her calls or reply her messages.

See me se wahala.

Sopies:
Is it a herbal drug? the name sounds herbal

Sopies:
I've been a very big fool and deserve everything I am getting right now. I have a very humble and faithful girlfriend whom I met as a virgin, but my quest for adventure and monkey style of sex still drove me into the arms of my ex. This is someone I broke up with due to her inability to stick to one man. To make matters worst I dived in raw when we met a couple of weeks back and last weekend. Last last I ended up not even enjoying the useless sex due to overstretched Puvvssy.

I've been having signs of infection since then but I just got the first evidence this morning. I wanted to pee and noticed puss coming out of my dicckk, somehow I wasn't alarmed since I was expecting it. My problem is that I had sex with my innocent girlfriend yesterday and have possibly gotten her infected. How do I tell her that I've given her an STD so she can commence treatment and please what kind of infection is this? is it gonorrhea? I don't feel any pain while urinating just the pus. I've not contracted an STD before now.

While you can bash and insult me please recommend drugs for me to take now that it is at an early stage, and how do I get my girlfriend to commence treatment without letting her know that I cheated?

Please help me out !!!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


better disamback from dat CAPIN



PIKIN wey know no how MARKET take start go always see MARKET as em play GROUND No lele, i cuprison ur caprison,but let ur Irene focus on the ball



WTF MAN

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram make I Rush share my OWN Sharp Sharp.




one of my boi wey I send to buy WEED from MAMA CHINELO HAND at 6:12am in d morning



D MANCHI no SHOW UP till 9:44pm in d evening




amabobi my BRAIN one burst dat day...



Bcus I no gree look 4 HIM since I no de like go UP TOWN...




I nearly BLAST em left leg wit my old KALA



if no be say MAMA CHINELO WEED get 1 JAMAICAN smell like dat wey fit make u tender mercy..




WTF MAN

melonsgroup:
please is there any loan app or bank where i can get an urgent loan, or any individual that can lend me 5million to pay back with interest, pls i really need this loan to enable me process my Germany dream.
I promise you won't regret it @ll.
Thanks

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram AMABOBI YEEEEEE



I don LOAD my KALA



give me LOCATION



Make I go BLAST dat MANCHI BLOKOS



PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO


WTF MAN

Treasure17:
Will do more for my babe.

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

Malory:
Only in Nigeria under Buhari that getting justice is seen as a miracle

Mercychen:
MUA!

Though mine is determined by mood. Depending on my mood I can eat half pot of rice. Yes. On such days it looks like I'm never gonna get full.


Way back ( student days) I used to finish 4 cups of garri eba. But now, I can only eat 1 cup; and I don't even finish it these days. The fear of buharism is the beginning of wisdom

Drella:
If I ask you out, you must reply me the next minute.No wasting time,I got other girls to woo too!

nicefavour:
Good evening friends,

Please I am new in Lagos, 2 months plus. Please how can I successfully get a one bedroom (room and parlour) in Lagos. I am finding it difficult. How do I go about it? What are the trusted and safest steps to follow. I need to leave where I am staying to my own apartment.

Please kindly give good advice on steps someone can follow to get a house in a place like Yaba, etc....

I am looking at a budget of 500k, then agency fee of not more than 30%.
I have one at okota, ago , here's my number 07038391902
Thank you.

SuS124:
You don't want to help me, you still discouraging people that want to? But why? Are you this wicked? You dont know me before? Are you this heartless? I leave you to God Almighty

SuS124:
Hi y'all I don't know how you might see this.
I really need help right now.
At the moment I'm seeing my period and I'm having a very heavy cramps.

I just steady a new job at Fudie Mall Plaza, opposite Chida Hotel, Jabi Abuja.
I work in a super market there. It's just the 4th day I start the work and I go everyday including Sundays.

Transport have been a heavy task for me. I left work this afternoon at around 12pm because of my condition. My boss was even murmuring thinking I was lying about the whole thing that I'm seeing my period and having cramps. I told him I want to take some pad from the store so he will subtract it from my salary but he refused telling me it's too early to start having credit book.

I have two hundred naira remaining with me which I used to transport home. I've been home lying down helpless. Please someone should help me. One thousand naira will go a long way for me this moment.

I'm a bonafite member of this forum but I have to open another account to post this to keep me Anonymous because of the shame.

Please if someone can just help me I will really appreciate

Even if it's a loan. I will pay up in a week time please.


Name: Suzan Bisola Adejare
Bank Name: Ecobank Nigeria
Account Number: 8108628778

Dshocker:
The way things are going right now in Nigeria,one will no other option that to relocate to another country,even if it's in Africa....Am not sure i will be travelling for christmas this year.

How can someone as rich as Oga ndi oga be kidnapped?

longetivity:
I have the full video, quote me with your WhatsApp number if u want it

onyi2k:
I just got my Visa to go to Germany. I am having cold feet making this journey. I have already told my boss I am leaving my current position.

I am yet to tell HR because of this cold feet. I have been in Qatar for 2years now and I think its best I move since I cannot marry and bring wify here.

The German company is paying for my flight and accommodation for 2 weeks but I am still having cold feet. The process is cumbersome.. I just realised I need health insurance to make this move. Where can i get such in Nigeria.