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Nazgul:
When a girl tells you she has a boyfriend, she's pre-informing you that she's most likely going to cheat if you date her.

And if you keep pushing her until she agrees to date you, don't blame her when she eventually does cheat on you cos she already told you right from the beginning that she was with someone, but you dated her anyway.

Best advice on nairaland.. Op, follow this advice..

Help me pls

Happy new month everyone... I am creating this topic to ask for help from kind hearted nairalanders...
I have no hope of furthering my education in the university because i have no one.. So i want to dive into learning a skill and i need funds to do it.. I would have learnt the skill online but i don't have a good phone, I have been struggling with my nokia E5 (Symbian) and i dont have a laptop....
I have been searching for a job for over six months now, please kind heart nairalanders help me.. Atleast a new phone, laptop or the fund for my training.. I will be very grateful, GOD BLESS ANY CHEERFUL GIVER..

TrollKiller:
don't get it bro Lol

if you wan get symbian, don't get the button ones. get the touchscreen ones instead or just buy a tiny and old android phone (those old HTC and Samsung android)

I have a Nokia e63 and its almost useless now.
even browsers don't work like before again

dash me the e63 abeg

kingxsamz:
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That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

There are some things you should say!

brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..

This one cracked me up.. I can really relate with number 4... I neva got any white fingers but na me de wave pass

DoctorOfDesign:
If you bend over and peep through your legs in the market, you'd see ghosts. I don do am taya. I no see anything.


If you have a sore throat, it is probably because you spit on the floor and someone stepped on it. As a child, I believe this one like mumu.


If your hand dey scratch you, money is in the way. This one dey work sometimes sha.


If someone crosses over your leg and doesn't cross back, you'd stop growing. I fought with many children because of this, in the good old days. "oya cross my leg back"

mehn! Are you me? I don fight tire for that thing "oya cross me back"

Nazgul:
If you love her so much, marry her then invest in her. At least you'll be confident that she's your wife and the mother of your children.

If you start investing in her while struggling, it's most likely going to end in tears. She's still single and also wants a better life for herself. So when better suitors begin knocking, she might just give them a chance and you'll be back here creating another thread to tell us of how your girl whom you spent all your life savings on ditched you for a more richer guy.

OP follow this advice..

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ignis:
What guarantees heaven is giving your life to Christ, that is being born again.

Being born again simply means you are righteous and free from sin..

Myer:
No one is completely free from sin otherwise we make God a liar. 1 John 1 8-10

Even Paul admitted having a thorn in his flesh he could not overcome. 2 Corinthians 12:7-10

Even Jesus sinned by calling the Pharisees and Saducees fools. Matthew 5:22. Hard to believe but true.

Jesus didn't call them fools..

Jones4190:
No because the scripture says you should not appear in God present empty handed

Scripture reference pls

Kalusam:
Sad to say, we are all born into Sin and the only way we can be acquitted is Death! Romans 6: 7 "For the one who has died has been acquitted from his sin."(NWT) So avoid people, places or things that lead you into sin and replace your bad habits with good spiritual ones or activities that make you take your mind off your previous lifestyle, most importatntly pour out your heart to God in prayer...he will help you!

Thank you

ignis:
No one can be completely free from sin...

Also being free from sin does not guarantee heaven.

I am afraid, i have to counter this... Being free from since guarantees heaven completely!

Cutehector:
Who told you that you can be free from sin completely? If you want to be free from sin, that means you want to be free from this world. Just kill yourself

I knew why i put it that way!

ATEAMS:
Learn to be alone and to like it. There is nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to like your own company.

But people say being alone always create room for evil indulgence!

Dandeson1:
Die nigga ... Just die

I can't do that!

DropsMic:
How can you be free from sin completely

Lol... Humans are the most delusional creatures on earth..

I don't you please...

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright

Oga slawormiir, whats you take?

jesusjnr2020:
The Person in the best position to give you tips on how to live a life completely devoid of sin is none other than the perfect Master Himself Jesus, who never sinned, and this is how He did it:

Matthew 26:41 (KJV)

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Matthew 4:4 (KJV)

But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

So He did it by praying and fasting and so you can also achieve that if you do likewise.

God bless.

As matthew 26:41 says, my spirit is eager but my flesh is weak... I have prayed and prayed.. God i really want to live for you and you alone..

jesusjnr2020:
This is it.

I don't get you please..

Righteousness89:
You are yet to Submit yourself wholly to GOD!
You are trying to live Holy by your Power!

Release yourself to GOD! Spirit, soul and Body..

Give Quality time to the Word of God and the things of God. The Word of God is a Purifier! The more time you Have with it, the more it works on you! The more you eat the Word, the more it Cleanses you. Its not by Struggle!

Delete/Keep away from anything or anyone that does not advance your work with God.
It could be some friends
It could be some stuffs you watch

Pray always! Before you do anything Involve your Father in Heaven

Thank you sir, I think this what i have been missing.. I will apply this..

Good day nairalanders, How can I be free from sin completely?

I keep repenting of a particular thing and going back to doing it after a week or two.. I want to live for GOD, it's the end time and I want to be ready for the coming of the LORD..
Please elders in the house, coach and advice me.. I am willing to learn!
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Please move to fp for wider view, thank you..

Makes me remember NOOBEES in nickelodeon....

What would be your advice for a newbie in programming?

talk2hb1:
Omo no be yam for me that time, I spent 4months reading Java how to program by Deitel Deitel wrapping my head around oop concept, once I got rid of what's holding me down trust me, I ain't turning back.
But trust me its worth the effort

how is your journey in programming? I want to learn it too.. Thanks..

Bigseven:
so you don see how mumu dey hold gun before abi Na you dey speak outa experience?

Lol... I don see na...

Uprightness100 what do you have to say to this young man?

pretydiva:
He/she just throwed shades at bobrisky

"threw" you meant to say.

Why she de hold gun like mumu...?

FanOfMyself:
https://www.nairaland.com/6068075/learn-programming-work-home if you have a computer system and you are smart enough to understand simple logic, then you can become a developer even without a computer degree! You will find my contact on my personal website with link on my signature. Don't let anyone discourage you. Some of us learnt programming before we gained admission into the university and our lecturers didn't teach me anything regarding programming. I learnt all by purchasing courses online. You too can

I don't have a PC