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RealGboy:
Woah. sorry for the delay guys .. and thank you all for the Love , I'm grateful ..







The Baba landlord replied " Ah she's in the other cell where women dey,them arrest her and Charles wife ".. .


When I heard that I was hurt and disappointed I told Baba landlord not to worry that everything will be fine. Landlord replied " Amen o but errh you never pack enter how you come take know my daughter ?..

I smiled foolishly thinking of what to say .." Erh Baba we go to the same sc....... ."

Before i could complete my sentence My friend pounced on me like the Dog and was trying to strangle me to death ...

" You dey mad Nonso . so with everything wey dey sup na woman matter concern you as you no get sense na me go kill you ..

As me and my friend wrestle each other both landlord and the others try to separate us.. until suddenly we heard gunshots ,

We immediately became quiet and scared , we couldn't see what was happening but it looks like a gun battle between the police and some thugs ..
Apparently the police men had arrested some thugs earlier and thier gang came to rescue them .

Before long the gunshots stopped and we could hear movement heading to our direction.

Next thing we heard the Cell door beside us opening and the voices of thugs praising and thanking thier fellow thugs for the rescue,.

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We kept quiet until one thug said " How far those guys wey them dey the other cell ? make we free them abi make we kill them " .

Immediately Baba landlord heard " abi make we kill them " He gave out a poisonous loud fart that was immediately choking everyone .. We turned to him and gave him a disgusted look but no one uttered a word ,we just covered our nose .


"Never kill them yet , We go call Call chief first and we go ask am if him need human part ,if him no need then we waste them " ...


Hearing this Baba landlord fainted ,..the thugs opened our cell, saw landlord lying down and with one slap on the face he came back to life ,


Immediately Baba landlord came back to his senses he started pleading ,assuring them that he will pay any amount,we also joined in begging . But the thugs refused and warned us that if they hear any more word ,we will be shot dead . We obeyed ..



They then tied our hands and lead us to thier bus ..

Once we were settled inside the bus ,8 of us includiing fareedah and brother Charles wife. . They drove off ...


They kept driving for what seems like hours untill finally the bus stopped,they dragged us down,and I quickly glanced around and realized that we are in a thick forest , They instructed us to keep moving.

When we finally got to the top of an uncompletrd building inside the forest they asked us to sit and keep quiet adding that they will be back shortly. .

When we were alone , everyone begin to cry and pray.. Fareedah was crying the most .

Baba landlord too was sober ,he turned to brother Charles and told him " Charlesy I'm very sorry cos I have offended you "... Brother Charles answered back. " Ah baba landlord it's not ur fault it's my fault na me bring the Dog "...


Baba landlord replied " I'm not apologizing for the Dog , you see charles now that I'm sure I will die it is better to confess my sin ,

"Hey Baba landlord abi what is your name which sin you wan confess,,make we tok how we go comot for here na sin u dey tok .Brother Charles wife replied..

"Haba baby let baba confess even me too I get confession wey I wan confess for you when him tok e own finish ,Baba oya na we dey hear you '.. brother Charles answered.

Baba Landlord cleared his throat Nd continued " Erhh charles since you packed into my house 5 years ago I have been sleeping with your wife ".. your son chukwudi is actually my son....


Everyone screamed " Ahhhh baba Landlordiii".



Brother Charles fainted ....






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RainOnMe:
Make I check names

DrFunmisticGlow:
This is a very good move by lagos State. If you know the harm all those pharmacists and chemists posing as doctors have caused to the general population, every hospital is filled with them.

They should keep it up

Danhoys:
I could totally relate to you dear op, but I'm sure we're the lucky ones.

First of all, you married someone you love, someone you find both romantically and sexually attractive.

That's a plus.

When I and my hubby were passing through this turbulent phase, what helped was having similar interest.

I'm hugely into politics, and so is my husband. Trust me, there is always something to gist on when he's back from work.

Aside from politics, we're both hardcore gamers too, and we're already saving to get PS4, and it doesn't stop us from giving our young kids the attention they deserve.

Aside that, we both have huge interest in other areas too, like science. There is always something to talk about.

I've always love men who are built, and my husband knows this.

Every weekend, we go running, and we help each stay fit. Sometimes I teases him that he should be a model, and I do take alluring pictures of him too.

I'm a super intelligent lady, (not bragging), so I ensured that my husband's intellect matched with mine before saying 'I do!'

We've been married for 5 years now, and the love and fun is still there. During leave, we always make it a duty to travel to another state, and see an interesting place.

A week vacation doesn't hurt, and it has a way to rekindle the love we have for each other.

When you marry your friend, you discover that your love is new every morning lol.

Work and children can't steal love away, that's an excuse people give to avoid talking about how they no longer find their partner attractive or interesting.

I don't want to talk about sex, cause ours is on a whole new level. Sex shouldn't be the traditional offing of light and missionary thrusting.

That's boring!!! It needs spicing every time or it becomes boring and a chore.

I wouldn't like to go into details, before some religious folks label us sinners.

You have work to do, and I'm sure you've gotten a cue from my write up. Wishing you more bliss in marriage.

Danhoys:
I could totally relate to you dear op, but I'm sure we're the lucky ones.

First of all, you married someone you love, someone you find both romantically and sexually attractive.

That's a plus.

When I and my hubby were passing through this turbulent phase, what helped was having similar interest.

I'm hugely into politics, and so is my husband. Trust me, there is always something to gist on when he's back from work.

Aside from politics, we're both hardcore gamers too, and we're already saving to get PS4, and it doesn't stop us from giving our young kids the attention they deserve.

Aside that, we both have huge interest in other areas too, like science. There is always something to talk about.

I've always love men who are built, and my husband knows this.

Every weekend, we go running, and we help each stay fit. Sometimes I teases him that he should be a model, and I do take alluring pictures of him too.

I'm a super intelligent lady, (not bragging), so I ensured that my husband's intellect matched with mine before saying 'I do!'

We've been married for 5 years now, and the love and fun is still there. During leave, we always make it a duty to travel to another state, and see an interesting place.

A week vacation doesn't hurt, and it has a way to rekindle the love we have for each other.

When you marry your friend, you discover that your love is new every morning lol.

Work and children can't steal love away, that's an excuse people give to avoid talking about how they no longer find their partner attractive or interesting.

I don't want to talk about sex, cause ours is on a whole new level. Sex shouldn't be the traditional offing of light and missionary thrusting.

That's boring!!! It needs spicing every time or it becomes boring and a chore.

I wouldn't like to go into details, before some religious folks label us sinners.

You have work to do, and I'm sure you've gotten a cue from my write up. Wishing you more bliss in marriage.

ManDZzz:
Pls house, what are the info I need give someone (a senator) that want to help secure job with federal paratastal?

mredddy:
aunty 4gt where I got the info.... push if u HV a link

mredddy:
APL will soon fly at NHIS.... press your button

Misscheery:
Lol. We de vex for here

Iyajelili:
That's how you'll be commanding your helper to locate you as if the person owes you anything. Very entitled and rude individual

Misscheery:
Mtchew

Someone that already mailed me and your here killing urself

Misscheery:
Pls I didn't tag you.

mohisd:
250k, 2mil upfront plus quarterly alawans.

Misscheery:
Please someone should help me with any federal govt job with any agency or ministry. I read government and public administration.. am ready to pay the price once the appointment letter is out

sambroose:
My brother reject it

Qassy4all:
Can I get ur digit via qassy4all@gmail.com

hasyn04:
Pls u have idea of the pay of non-medical cadre? Is there any allowance?

Qassy4all:
Thank you sir
Pls, can I get your contact so that we can talk better

Qassy4all:
Good morning
Pls, who knows the salary for doctors at NHIS and/or NCDC....entry doctor

Hallabee1:
you need slap

Ofemmanu1:
I thank God say my own na DC.

Ofemmanu1:
Chaii.

Na EOD pple dey price like this?!