Petitequeen:
my sister hw du u want 2 get attention wit al ds "gbagaunism" u r postn hia....*brings blackboard,chalk nd a cane*.."oya sit dwn dere nd repeat after me: A for Apple...

kglamour: please don't call me mumu
we were in the holdup, she was on okada while I was in the taxi, I told her how beautiful she was and she thanked me with a smile(choi........good business! she don enter ham......I tot that). Time for efizzy, I gave her my phone(bold5) to press her number, heeeee Jesu gbami her okada zoom off with out warning(mogbe!!! gbese, owo wogbo!). omo! u can't imagine how I was being mocked by passengers that day. I called my line for close to two weeks before she answered it.
Guess what? she is right by my side right away. weekend things.........TDB

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Faith93: u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt..then recently anoda chick ..i loved or crushed on.. I bought her boyfriend a travel flight ticket from Ghana to come see her in Nigeria!! *crying

mimicue:


This isn't crush its either mumu for love or u be maga

bionicdude: Only dumb tin i did was for a chick i really liked in sec skul i did assignments and evry other academic work for her.I even helped to finish sum of her wassce papers b4 i finished mine,only for d w.ho,.o.re to go and get pregnant right b4 we finished neco.she still calls but no one wants to date a baby momma when i've got lots of malabresses within my reach

Akinmail:

sorre. Wil yu bi mai freinnd? I like friend, i no like attention, i hopu awa friendsip go continu. Lof yu veri much.

Chukkasy: na God save u

Faith93: Ok back to the basic for the cause of this topic..I have never shown much interest on a guy to the extent of wanting him to notice me..xcept the fact I admire handsome guy..like mehnnn! Which gurl wouldn't..but it all ends at admiring the person and dazall..I gat to go pals..it was fun with u guys ..my bed craves for me nd like wise...lol...BYE!

Faith93: Ok back to the basic for the cause of this topic..I have never shown much interest on a guy to the extent of wanting him to notice me..xcept the fact I admire handsome guy..like mehnnn! Which gurl wouldn't..but it all ends at admiring the person and dazall..I gat to go pals..it was fun with u guys ..my bed craves for me nd like wise...lol...BYE!

donlino9:
Seriously what language iz dart? definitely not english

Faith93: Pleses no insult what I put for nairaland.I onli add idea for topic.I no no SAE I have enemies for here in nairaland poeple.I ask for fogivenes if I sin for you popele beforea.pleeseae live Englis for me wetr I have fault for my brain poelplw understated

Nostalgia21:
wat is wrong with you sef??

drnairalov:

love is blind naaah my sis,, *crying..my heart aches remembering all dese

Promhize:

U no get sense ah swear

Robertbh:
Has any1 told you,you look like Rihanna na? 8-)

Akinmail:

owh! Dat ti sard, yu wannted sleeping. But me wan to be makes freinnndss(many many). I lik frend but i no no lik attention. Tno let the chearman tell you unto yor sleeping. Plis, i lik frend. :*

Akinmail:

owh! Dat ti sard, yu wannted sleeping. But me wan to be makes freinnndss(many many). I lik frend but i no no lik attention. Tno let the chearman tell you unto yor sleeping. Plis, i lik frend. :*

leavestory: well well the siliest thing have done to get a girl attraction happened five years ago,I went to NIIT to do a professional course on software developing(IT related programs)and there was this chick she was doing web designing and because I wanted to get close to her even before asking her out I now decided to apply for another program which was web design so that I can get to know her very well but where GOD come catch me be say after I don pay for the new program two weeks after I started the program I just hear say the girl no dey do the program again,say she don travel out,as in e be like say make I cry,I waste money do another program because of her,I even try to follow the school management talk say make dem refund part of the money wey I pay for the web design program but dem no gree ooo,but luckily and un-luckily for me this same chick added me on facebook last two years and I was shocked how she got to know my facebook name and I was more shocked when she told me on facebook that she was having crush on me during that time but she did not know what to do.

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Faith93: k.

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt..then recently anoda chick ..i loved or crushed on.. I bought her boyfriend a travel flight ticket from Ghana to come see her in Nigeria!! *crying

bionicdude: Only dumb tin i did was for a chick i really liked in sec skul i did assignments and evry other academic work for her.I even helped to finish sum of her wassce papers b4 i finished mine,only for d w.ho,.o.re to go and get pregnant right b4 we finished neco.she still calls but no one wants to date a baby momma when i've got lots of malabresses within my reach

Faith93: ur own sense don wither!thank u swty..heard dat before.k.

Faith93: Ok back to the basic for the cause of this topic..I have never shown much interest on a guy to the extent of wanting him to notice me..xcept the fact I admire handsome guy..like mehnnn! Which gurl wouldn't..but it all ends at admiring the person and dazall..I gat to go pals..it was fun with u guys ..my bed craves for me nd like wise...lol...BYE!

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

Clemzy16: 8yrs, not even 8months. Damn! U must be rily fugly

drnairalov:

love!!