Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

Speak in english, please!

Faith93: Pleses no insult what I put for nairaland.I onli add idea for topic.I no no SAE I have enemies for here in nairaland poeple.I ask for fogivenes if I sin for you popele beforea.pleeseae live Englis for me wetr I have fault for my brain poelplw understated

its better u don't type anything again Ur English is terrible plus spelling smh

Bizibi: oghene,omote take am easy ehhhh

I hate for poeple I like friend nd I sorruy if I go far for here

I've had crush on uncountable number of ladies but not to the extent of doing something silly

Abbey2sam:

Young woman!! What are you saying?? ??

plaese I fell bad for all insurt I rcevoing for people I thoughgt I av friendships form

Faith93: I hate for poeple I like friend nd I sorruy if I go far for here

...as much as they understand you, then u r good

i remember a certain Time,i saw this gorgeous damsel standing by an entrance.i come pick my phone dey form Big boy dey answer an unknown call.i walked past her like 2ce,just for her to know i'm around. But she no evn look my side. Nnah mehn i was embarassed, i had to put my phone back inside my pocket.

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

*falls down from table*

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

kiakiakiakiakiakia.......hehehehehege



mumu first klass........lwknd

smh, those days sha...........

I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt..then recently anoda chick ..i loved or crushed on.. I bought her boyfriend a travel flight ticket from Ghana to come see her in Nigeria!! *crying

Faith93: Pleses no insult what I put for nairaland.I onli add idea for topic.I no no SAE I have enemies for here in nairaland poeple.I ask for fogivenes if I sin for you popele beforea.pleeseae live Englis for me wetr I have fault for my brain poelplw understated

Seriously what language iz dart? definitely not english

Well ....av nt seen the gal dat will make me do any silly tin........they all seam to b tripping by default...... so, u notice me, i notice U....we click....SIMPLE....

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt

hehehe, what was ur age then, cos that was just damn stu.pid man

I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Faith93: I look for ur mate abi you no have manner of talk yo poeple..pleae no mek me fell bad

Falls down from bicycle

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt

heheheheheh, I haff died

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Faints

Bearshare:

Seun said I should tell you that you are very stu.pid for wasting his kb with this rubbish you wrote!

why insult of what I dnt knw y the hate much for here.I fell bad

Faith93: I look for ur mate abi you no have manner of talk yo poeple..pleae no mek me fell bad

u r derailin dis thread! Go fcck urself! U overstand?

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

a part of me thinks u're doing it on purpose sha....

please don't call me mumu
we were in the holdup, she was on okada while I was in the taxi, I told her how beautiful she was and she thanked me with a smile(choi........good business! she don enter ham......I tot that). Time for efizzy, I gave her my phone(bold5) to press her number, heeeee Jesu gbami her okada zoom off with out warning(mogbe!!! gbese, owo wogbo!). omo! u can't imagine how I was being mocked by passengers that day. I called my line for close to two weeks before she answered it.
Guess what? she is right by my side right away. weekend things.........TDB

Jenams: u r derailin dis thread! Go fcck urself! U overstand?

u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

women are ungrateful

I went to buy perfumes at the market and had to go to a friend's shop to do so because other places I do that weren't open. I quarreled with the guy in question the last time i visited his shop because he was owing me and refused to pay.

So instead of leaving, i just decided to check him for my purchase. I met this fine girl right there shopping. I couldnt talk to her so this guy wont lower me...

The girl decided to leave immediately. The shop owner now requested for her phone number as per customer levels. She obliged reluctantly. Immediately she left the shop, i crammed the number from the paper via girraffing and updated my phone sharp sharp.

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt..then recently anoda chick ..i loved or crushed on.. I bought her boyfriend a travel flight ticket from Ghana to come see her in Nigeria!! *crying

This isn't crush its either mumu for love or u be maga

Sarah a: I have crush on a guy for good 8years , but this guy no even notice all my green light.Just last year I gave up on him.

8yrs, not even 8months. Damn! U must be rily fugly

seriously..ow awful was my English !

Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

what are you saying??

dapsondou: Mine was spilling water on a gal i was afraid to talk to so i can clean her body and look at her face seductively.
But when d water landed on her, i heared one yoruba accent i've never heard in my life. I just stammered to say sorry and walked away quickly...

lolz..guy u dey watch too much oyibo film