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buygala:
Does the girl know she is in a relationship with you?


because you might be the one thinking of her as your girlfriend, thus giving yourself high BP by getting jealous and pokenosing in her affairs unecessarily, while she merely sees you as 'just a friend', loyal toaster, assistant boyfriend, a dependable meal-ticket, or her 'brother-in-Christ


Please confirm from her whether you are truly her boyfriend, give us feedback on that, then we can properly guide you

you people can make observers laugh and hard to the victim HBP

Greekgoddess:
If she complains, u will call her a nagging gf

guys who call their gf Nag in this situation are always players

MRBrownJ:
so you mean to say that there can be NO SOUP in your house,unless it is made by her?!



then imagine he now tells you that his mother came over and cooked the soup for him...

mother indeed...

If she just cook Eba and eat without questioning then I will say she is not serious about me

KashyBaby:
Lol...what is mami-water btw?

goddess living inside water

Anyss:
Hmmm. U don Eva see craze persin Wey dey waka for road dey gather dorty gree say him dey mad? Instead him go swear with him life say na u Wey dey sane dey craze.



Same case with dis Bros




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One point Wey I follow u gree sha. Be like NL na really end time blog cos na only for NL u go see yaba left escapees gather liver dey quote ppl anyhow.

na Chinese you dey type abi na japan

QatarPlayboy:
Are u MAD? i said u shud SHUT UP! Stop abusing ur father.

this one don dey mad ooo

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a guy is always staring at you all the time?[/color]

you don fall in love with that guy wey they stare at you all the time

mizquote:
I need a bit of orientation on d etiquette of this forum...
basics would do..
tanx.

etiquette you said... Just open one thread you will know the stuff everyone here is made of..

.they are all bunch of morons

QatarPlayboy:
SHUT UP!

YOUR PAPA

I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 5:30pm On Nov 24
if u r interested, pm me.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by STFUareyouGod(m): 5:33pm On Nov 24
Dumb _faggot
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by gamaliel121(m): 5:36pm On Nov 24
Butt pounder.... Cocccksuccker
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by obum88: 5:43pm On Nov 24
How do I look?
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Why was I created BLACK?

Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by umehmj(m): 5:44pm On Nov 24
delectablegyal:
if u r interested, pm me.
are you for real? check my signature and holler. I'll cut your dicc if you a faggy gay
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by CARLOSZ: 5:44pm On Nov 24
I'll pass, nobody needs your HIV ridden kitten.



Posted By:
Bobby Carlos:



Meanwhile, #PoliceIsNotYourFriend

And REMEMBER TO DO SOMETHING GOOD TODAY FOR SOMEBODY WHO WILL NOT THANK YOU OR PAY YOU BACK
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Bobby Carlos
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by obiorathesubtle(m): 5:45pm On Nov 24
Gay ass fool
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I will never lose balance PROUDLY IGBO
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 5:48pm On Nov 24
Keep the pm CUMing, m serious.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by Anyss(f): 6:00pm On Nov 24
obum88:
How do I look?

Choi. Omo that guy has DNA of that horse in his body if that can ever be true sha. Sooo scary
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d heart want whom it wants
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by faith551(m): 6:59pm On Nov 24
Hahahahahahaha, the comments and pics am seeing here are rib cracking. Op na scam
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dnt break someone's heart, they have just one of it, instead break their bones, they have about 206 of them
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by faith551(m): 7:01pm On Nov 24
Anyss:


Choi. Omo that guy has DNA of that horse in his body if that can ever be true sha. Sooo scary

Scary?? Tot word was ladies like big guys
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dnt break someone's heart, they have just one of it, instead break their bones, they have about 206 of them
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by prettythicksme(f): 7:06pm On Nov 24
obum88:
How do I look?
shocked shocked na only u get dis end time dick? cry disease dey worry u grin
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H.B.D to me in advance**fun spoiler back off**lol
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by IamLEGEND1: 7:10pm On Nov 24
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Named my penìs 'THE TRUTH', coz dem bítches just can't handle it.

Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by obum88: 8:00pm On Nov 24
Anyss:


Choi. Omo that guy has DNA of that horse in his body if that can ever be true sha. Sooo scary

you can say that again
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Why was I created BLACK?
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by obum88: 8:02pm On Nov 24
prettythicksme:
shocked shocked na only u get dis end time dick? cry disease dey worry u grin


lol...thats what they call Mr. Endowed
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Why was I created BLACK?
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 8:11pm On Nov 24
The pms like petrol r cuming in already, keep it coming. M serious.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by TrapLORD(m): 8:23pm On Nov 24
delectablegyal:
if u r interested, pm me.
where did ya'll crawl out of tonight??

Okay, send a mail to iamcharis or pbs4real or kinglekan describing the kind of female specie you're into. They are in charge of it. I hope I was able to help?
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by lagmostkuit(f): 8:26pm On Nov 24
Oh! No. Not again! undecided
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Nwannem Enwerem Chineke Bi Na Eligwe.. Enwerem Conne grin
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 8:28pm On Nov 24
TrapLORD:
where did ya'll crawl out of tonight??

Okay, send a mail to iamcharis or pbs4real or kinglekan describing the kind of female specie you're into. They are in charge of it. I hope I was able to help?

u better apply. Delectablegyal is a virgin. Won't u like to open a brand new gate?
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 8:30pm On Nov 24
lagmostkuit:
Oh! No. Not again! undecided

what is it? lalasticlala's fvck mate.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by TrapLORD(m): 8:36pm On Nov 24
delectablegyal:


u better apply. Delectablegyal is a virgin. Won't u like to open a brand new gate?
I aint homophobic bro. But I don't condone arrant stupidity. Ask around.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by cruzita(f): 8:42pm On Nov 24
joblessness is a disease.I rest my case
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pursue your dreams
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by naughtynaughty(f): 8:46pm On Nov 24
F*cking b!got. *spits on ur std infectious d!ck nd walks away*
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exam is nextweek.. SKIBO wait.. are you kidding me
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by JimiCoker(m): 8:50pm On Nov 24
Anyss:

Choi. Omo that guy has DNA of that horse in his body if that can ever be true sha. Sooo scary
Aww c'mon don't lie, we won't judge you. That there pix looks like the stuff of a girl's hot flashes grin


I imagine that must be the kind of image you girls conjure in your minds when you finger yourselves tongue
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So I put up a sign that read 'mammograms offered here' and a flat-chested girl walked up to me and asked how much she'd need to do one. I looked her straight in the eye and said "a lot" grin
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by delectablegyal(f): 9:00pm On Nov 24
TrapLORD:
I aint homophobic bro. But I don't condone arrant stupidity. Ask around.

u dey craze. Dem tell u say delectablegyal na male? All of una dey craze together.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by TrapLORD(m): 9:23pm On Nov 24
delectablegyal:


u dey craze. Dem tell u say delectablegyal na male? All of una dey craze together.
GET LOST!!
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by Anyss(f): 9:57pm On Nov 24
JimiCoker:

Aww c'mon don't lie, we won't judge you. That there pix looks like the stuff of a girl's hot flashes grin


I imagine that must be the kind of image you girls conjure in your minds when you finger yourselves tongue



Jesus. Are u high? How will a girl in her right sense start wishing for death?? My dear ur imaginations are very wrong and wicked in short. Haba what will then be the depth and width of the girl for her to wish for something like that?
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d heart want whom it wants
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by pinceprinz: 10:07pm On Nov 24
So, how mvch can you afford to pay per hours in USD b4 I pm?... I don't feck broke asses yknow
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In a world where things are not usually what they seem to be, You have found love when it is how it seems to be.
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by JimiCoker(m): 10:11pm On Nov 24
Anyss:

Jesus. Are u high? How will a girl in her right sense start wishing for death?? My dear ur imaginations are very wrong and wicked in short. Haba what will then be the depth and width of the girl for her to wish for something like that?
Borehole lipsrsealed
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So I put up a sign that read 'mammograms offered here' and a flat-chested girl walked up to me and asked how much she'd need to do one. I looked her straight in the eye and said "a lot" grin
Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by braine: 11:40pm On Nov 24
delectablegyal is actually a babe!! Don't ask me how I found out.
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by Eldorado01: 1:40am
I reside in abeokuta am a young guy and I need a serious sex mate.... for matured minded affairs.... u can easily add me on whatsapp...just tell me from NL and I will take it from there....08067984710
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Re: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by lawnreigh(m): 5:36am
delectablegyal:
if u r interested, pm me.
Send me ur mobile number or email or u can email me on lawnreigh@gmail.com so that we can relate better. Take care
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Nairaland Is an end time forum..
. it consists of mad people... Everyone of them are going going more crazy everyday.... I am now a pastor now wanna win your soul for Christ if you like call me end time pastor

delectablegyal:
u dey craze. Didn't u get a date with a lady on one of ma thread? What's dat her name again?

I'm doing u a favour, nt the other way round. Dn't u like tear rubbers?

the other way round
I Dont fvck a woman without giving her money for servicing if you are for real tell me ur charges... IFA ma n fani lapoya

delectablegyal:
u dey craze. Didn't u get a date with a lady on one of ma thread? What's dat her name again?

I'm doing u a favour, nt the other way round. Dn't u like tear rubbers?

I am.not sure if you are really a lady cos ladies Dont start a sentence with abusive words

delectablegyal:
if u r interested, pm me.

how much will you be paying Me. end time lady..

QatarPlayboy:
Lol. smal boy callin his father immature nd shameless. Yeah, i wanna die by same thing that killed ur late father, "WOMAN"

shior..

Oyind17:
I never wanted to comment on that before, are u the one that married me? Next time if u have nothing to say move on

I have hope

onila:
I am not only beautiful but humble

I am blessed and divinely favoured

have the most amazing friends, from a rich background, I am quite posh, very current with news, loving, kind, well mannered. ambitious, disciplined

so happy

life too good too be true

u ain't real.. Why advertising urself

naughtynaughty:
hiahn!

where around the globe u living

Darven:
Estharfabian is the same as the fake feminist vickkybee

I will give you proof.

Vickkybee said she was 18 years. Estharfabian said she is 18

Vickkybee is igbo, estharfabian is igbo.

Vickkybee is from imo state, estharfabian is from imo state

Vickkybee likes using big words, estharfabian likes using big words.

Vickybee loved romance section, estharfabian be loves romance section

Vickybee is a femisnist, estharfabian is a feminist

Vickybee was using a fake picture so it means she is ashamed of how she looks, estharfabian is also ashamed of how she looks that's why she hasn't put her picture.

fake end time people

naughtynaughty:
lol, r u for me or against me?

if I am not for you who will be for you I am all you have got don't just let me down

naughtynaughty:
Abeg nah mistake. Make una no vex biko

Dont mind them jare u get brain baje

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
They are plenty here on NL, the only way they know how to make their daily bread, is by spreading their legs wide for a Nigga with cash; After they will come and form feminist oshi online

I feel ur pains sha but na true yan you yen most of them na pepper their mama dey sell but u no fit know cos they don bleach the goodness commot

harristo:
No, probably the guy infected the girl in question.

hmm. I see

QatarPlayboy:
That doesnt matter. what matters is dat am proud of her. oyind17 is nt ur type ok.

this guy is immature... Insecurity is worrying you.. I ain't talking to you dude.. Shameless nigga wanna die because of a woman.. Iranu abasha

Oyind17:
nothing dear, I don't like taking pic

hmm.. There are people like that, people like you Dont like music also

I don't talk abt this. You are all too corrupt

Oyind17:
I will upload it here

hmmm.. Why nah

Oyind17:
not today, know it that oyin is not ugly

I need to live fantasizing you until the day u send me ur pic on Whatsapp.

bettercreature:
By posting your GF's pic on here,Guys on here can never see anything good in your girl friend even if she is as pretty as Katty Perry

I know them for real... I purposely do it to see their opinion.. Hadn't been she does Nairaland I won't post it but she got no time for this shit