₦airaland Forum

Diamonddris:
There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him.













.Go use ur handsomeness withdraw money for bank.. we talking abt money and swags you talking bullshit












Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

liljboy:
I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it!

The worst part is you don't even say it correctly... you'll visit a girl's wall to see posts like,

#"Thanks for acceptment..." "Thanks for the
acception..."
#"Thanks for the acceptation..."
#"Thank you for acceptizing my request..."
#"Thanks for being acceptive..."


I even saw one recently, it goes like, "Thanks for accepting my request. May God bless you and your family, anything you seek you shall find... any weapon fashioned against you shall not prosper... every evil obstacle will be diverted IJN... AMEN!!!"

This whole prayer for an ordinary request?


KAI! ADVICE NO BE CURSE.... GUYS LEARN
KWANU!!!

osedvgirl:
chai, you fine o BUT i no like your bear bear

osothermal:
you lack wisdom

aim5:
You're mad for making that statement.

osothermal:
and what do they say?

FriedPlantain:
Ar u sayin u see nofin rong wen ppu abbrivte two letter words 2 u?

FriedPlantain:
Eh ehn, now you are writing like a sane person, maybe your IQ isn't completely low after all.
Whoever said I was confident of my English? I was only pointing out that you write like someone without a brain. If not, why would you be abbreviating 3-letter words like 'can, but, her, you, two', haba Bros, shey you no dey shame? I'm sure you must have passed through the four walls of a school...... such a disgrace. I'm surprised you didn't abbreviate the word 'it' as well. Werey

hannesy:
m allergic to milk, holy,condensed,powdered or even liquid

hannesy:
Lmao I hpe the man is clean though

MissNoble:
Marriage is meant for matured minds.
You may be up to thirty years of age
but still not matured for marriage.
There are indications to show that
someone is matured and ready for, you spoke well
marriage.

1. He must be Responsible. Ready to
pick up the responsibility of his or her
spouse.

2. He must be able to Respect the
opinion of others.

3. He must be ready to Recognize
the value and worth of his spouse.

4. He must be able to take sound
decision on his own.

5. He must be apt to teach and
ready to be taught.

6. He must be industrious and
diligent.

7. He must not be easily influenced
by either parents or peer pressure.

8. He is able to judiciously manage
resources no matter the meager
salary he earns.

9. He is wise enough to keep the
secret of his spouse.

10. He is willing to admits his fault
and keep the love in an harmonious
routh.

AfricanApple:
hmm, I've I been dis-amazing you before