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NYSCRe: Jama’atu Nasril Islam Slams NYSC For Opening Orientation Camps During Ramadan by FakeAccount(m): 11:27am On Jun 01, 2017
But what's wrong with these idiots? All these religious imbeciles should just go and hug electric cables.
How on earth should a National Course depends on your Moon for date fixing? This is an indication that these lower animals feel so religiously insecure, and that's why they cause problems all over the world. And guess what? My comment will spur venom out of some idiots now, but that will give me more happiness because my mission is accomplished.
The easiest way to identify slowpoke is to try to tamper with their mental faculty.
Oya let the comments starts rolling in! Where are the imbeciles?
PoliticsRe: Wike Reacts To Amaechi's Award Rejection by FakeAccount(m): 11:45pm On May 28, 2017
Why all this noise about rejected award? When FIFA awarded me "THE BEST FOOTBALL VIEWER OF THE YEAR" and I rejected it, did anybody hear about it? nonsense people!
Jokes EtcRe: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by FakeAccount(m): 10:10am On May 27, 2017
Good move by Tinubu! Only the wicked wanted him to turn up.
BusinessRe: Scam Alert!!!!!! by FakeAccount(m): 3:18pm On May 22, 2017
Floral Investment ↔ Onlinenaira = Scam
Christianity EtcRe: Which Bible Verse Is The Most Quoted By People? by FakeAccount(m): 10:16am On May 07, 2017
Malachi 3:10

"Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it".
PoliticsRe: "Igbos And Yorubas Are Embarrasing Nigeria" - Verified Fulani Twitter User Says by FakeAccount(m): 2:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
UnitedSouthZone:
The Onus is on us from Southern region , we come here to insult each other meanwhile these core northern(NW&NE) fellows don't care about anyone, they see us as second class citizens, yet they use us to maintain their domination. Let our eyes open. Yorubas, Igbos, Niger Delta, let us Unite. YIN



#Who_Cursed_Southerners?

In this Nigeria, an average Southerner is a weakling. A born coward with serious complex issues. A fool and an idiot. A slave. A typical example of a butterfly who thinks himself a bird. But this is not even the problem. The biggest problem is, he doesn't even realise he is any of those things.

The only thing an average Southerner is good at is blowing high sounding grammar and acquiring degrees upon degrees but when it comes to things that matter most, he goes to slumber.

An average Southerner has this twisted mindset that the best way to be seen as a patriotic and detribalised Nigerian is by degrading, shaming and disparaging his own tribe for no just cause.

Abacha stole this country blind, such that 20 years after, his loot is still being returned to the country. But in spite of this, people like Buhari publicly swore that he (Abacha) stole nothing. But to an average Southern idiot, Jonathan's 5 year rule is the reason we have no fuel, no light, no good educational system, no nothing! Jonathan is the worst thief in Nigeria's history. IBB, Abdulsalam and even Buhari who was accused of stealing billions of dollars as PTF boss were all saints. Why? Because they are Northerners.

Was it not a southern he-goat named Obasanjo who publicly accused Jonathan of training snipers in Pyongyang (North Korea) ahead of last year's election?? He made the unfounded allegation just to please his masters upnorth. Now that we have the highest figure of senseless deaths of civilians in the hands of both state and non state actors under a Northern president Buhari, have you read any letter from OBJ??

When Shiites were massacred in Zaria, it took less than 48 hours for Chidi Odinkalu of the National Human Right Commission to establish a commission of inquiry and summon the army chief but when unarmed IPOB members praying in a school field in Aba were murdered by the security agents, did you hear even a loosely worded condemnation from Chidi Odinkalu??

Check out the list of those asking that Fayose to be tried for treason for writing to the Chinese govt over Buhari's $2 loan, they are 80% southerners. And most of them have not even read the said Fayose letter at least to know the reasons Fayose adduced in the said letter. These are the same fools who kept mum when Sango Abdullahi, Sani Kaita and some so called Northern elders publicly threatened to make the country ungovernable if power wasn't returned to the North. When Buhari made his 'dogs and baboon' speech and directly caused the death of southern youth corpers, these morons kept mum.

With all the numberless killing of civilians under this regime and its open support for the genocide the world fourth deadliest terror group (the Fulani militant) has continue to visit on Nigerians, have these highly educated southerners bothered to write a strongly worded petition to the ICC just like Nyako, El-rufai and other northerners did to Jonathan??

These southern fools will gleefully yell 'Kanu should rot in jail, he was preaching hate on radio Biafra!' But these clowns maintained sealed lips over the hateful and inciting broadcast by 'Radio Chanji' and Arewa Radio upNorth. Such is the degree of the soulless hypocrisy of these southern senseless hypocrites.

These nitwits were on rooftops telling us how incompetent and corrupt Jonathan was and how his removal was a patriotic duty. Today, things have all gone worse under Buhari and you would think that these southern imbeciles would be at the forefront calling for Buhari's resignation but no! They are the ones defending the Daura born ex-soldier even against the worse things for which they crucified Jonathan then.

Now I know why Jonathan appeared weak as president and spent his 5 year term trying to please the North.

He knew he had nobody behind him. He knew that we Southerners are weaklings only good at blowing high sounding but empty grammar.

These 'efulefu' southerners will never question why Buhari has never condemned the murderous activities of his fulani kinsmen but these same 'anumpamas' will read this post and quickly tag me a bigot.

Slaves who think themselves masters!!



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Facts!!!
EducationRe: UNIPORT's Best Student Of Pediatrics Receives Her N250 Prize Money After 2 Years by FakeAccount(m): 2:10pm On Mar 31, 2017
SMH seriously.
CrimeRe: The Face Of The Lady Who Was Beheaded In Lagos Before Her Murder (Pics) by FakeAccount(m): 1:49pm On Mar 23, 2017
zolapower:
Afonja and beheading women hair are like ,who can borrow that Zuma meme pls? I need it fast.

CrimeRe: LAUTECH Student Commits Suicide By Hanging Himself In Room (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 8:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
What a huge loss to Chelsea FC. Suicide is never an option... No, no, no...

CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To Allegation Of 4-Year-Old Daughter, Vows To Sue Punch for 30bn by FakeAccount(m): 12:31am On Mar 18, 2017
#30 billion?! OBO wan get money like Terry G.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo Arrest: "A Priest Once Squeezed My Boobs" by FakeAccount(m): 1:33pm On Mar 17, 2017
Muslims are very quick to conclude "YES". Your Paedophile Mohammed who married a 9-year old baby when he was over 60 years old is not your concern. After destroying babies virginity you still hope to marry 72 virgins in paradise. Where are they going to come from?
WebmastersRe: World Wide Web Marks 28 Years Anniversary Today by FakeAccount(m): 7:05am On Mar 13, 2017
One day, my comment will be the first on a Post. I will show it to my Secondary School teacher Mr. Oresanya, who said that I can't achieve anything in my life.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Had Blood Transfusion In The UK by FakeAccount(m): 2:20pm On Mar 10, 2017
"Today Is Friday"... Share this message to 20 people and you will get another Friday in 7 days. It really works. One of my friends ignored this message and he got Saturday in 24 hours. Thank you.
TravelRe: Kigali, UN Most Beautiful City In Africa by FakeAccount(m): 7:53pm On Mar 07, 2017
Pylony:
This is a country faced with the worst ethnic genocide ever seen back in the 90's little should have been expected to come out of Rwanda, but see how they came out stronger, out of the ashes of old.
My exact thought.
CrimeRe: Corpse Of Kidnapper, Vampire, Received At Imo State Police Headquarter (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 5:56pm On Mar 02, 2017
He finally became a prey of nemesis. No matter how long, the repercussion effect of nemesis cannot be dislodged.
RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders Please I Need Your Help! by FakeAccount(m): 6:03pm On Mar 01, 2017
Omohjick:
Hmmm...he always tell me that the husband that will marry me will enjoy me well because of the way I cook for him...
That's one of the ways some guys end up friendzoning themselves.
FamilyRe: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp by FakeAccount(m): 3:28pm On Mar 01, 2017
CoCoLav:
What was the attitude of you and your mother towards him and/or his mother when he was a nobody? Tell us that one first because I am sure if he tells us his own story, we may feel sorry for him. His response of 'lol' sounds like what I will say when my enemy that was mocking me and praying for my downfall suddenly turns around to ask me for help.
Exactly my thought.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Family Finds Nude Lady In Bed With Their 4 Year-Old Daughter (Pic) by FakeAccount(m): 4:32pm On Feb 28, 2017
farouk0403:
SouthAfricans and weird things are like

BusinessRe: Top 20 Richest People In Nigeria In 2017 With Their Networth by FakeAccount(m): 1:51pm On Feb 28, 2017
Hahaha...

CrimeRe: Woman, Friends Arrested For Dumping Lover’s Body Inside Bush (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 10:38am On Feb 28, 2017
Piiko:
Afonja and sex, abeg Zuma me

RomanceRe: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by FakeAccount(m): 12:20pm On Feb 27, 2017
In case she eventually breaks up with you, ensure she gives you back your 10K cool
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Launches New 'status' Feature For Sharing Videos And Photos by FakeAccount(m): 8:27am On Feb 25, 2017
"Hey there! I am using WhatsApp"
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
NYSCRe: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by FakeAccount(m): 10:55am On Feb 24, 2017
"Today Is Friday"... Share this message to 20 people and you will get another Friday in 7 days. It really works. One of my friends ignored this message and he got Saturday in 24 hours. Thank you.
FamilyRe: ‘How Police Officer Snatched My Wife, Children’ by FakeAccount(m): 10:49am On Feb 24, 2017
"Today Is Friday"... Share this message to 20 people and you will get another Friday in 7 days. It really works. One of my friends ignored this message and he got Saturday in 24 hours. Thank you.
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Female Soldier And A Naval Personnel by FakeAccount(m): 6:07am On Feb 24, 2017
Abeg make una try smile smol na... Haba!
CrimeRe: Man Who Specializes In Printing Fake Voters Cards Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by FakeAccount(m): 4:55pm On Feb 15, 2017
Please where's the man from? I need the answer for an urgent research. Thanks.

PRO, Name Checkers Association of Nairaland (NCAN), Lagos Branch.
BusinessRe: Arthur Eze, 71, Bowing To A 43-Year-Old Johnbosco Onunkwo (Photo) by FakeAccount(m): 3:04pm On Feb 15, 2017
konfused:
Are you from Ukpor??
No, I'm not.
BusinessRe: Arthur Eze, 71, Bowing To A 43-Year-Old Johnbosco Onunkwo (Photo) by FakeAccount(m): 2:11pm On Feb 15, 2017
gloriousPro:
Yes you are right.

You are "Nwadiana" when you meet your mother's kinsman "Nnaochie". So Billionaire Eze gave respect where its due.
Yes, he gave it... Irrespective of age, size and wealth.
BusinessRe: Arthur Eze, 71, Bowing To A 43-Year-Old Johnbosco Onunkwo (Photo) by FakeAccount(m): 2:08pm On Feb 15, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Banky W To Visit Housemates by FakeAccount(m): 2:03pm On Feb 15, 2017
Na him sabi...

BusinessRe: Arthur Eze, 71, Bowing To A 43-Year-Old Johnbosco Onunkwo (Photo) by FakeAccount(m): 1:41pm On Feb 15, 2017
"Onunkwo" is what we call Nnaochie in Igbo land while Arthur Eze is "Nwadiana". Igbo custom demands that Nwadiana bows head while greeting Nnaochie.
CareerRe: Meet The 12-year-old Girl Who Pays Her Own School Fees By Selling Newspaper. Is by FakeAccount(m): 1:13pm On Feb 15, 2017
I'm sure many so-called prominent people live in her neighborhood. They see her everyday. What a life!

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