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EducationRe: 8 Words You’d Find In Both The Igbo And Yoruba Languages, But Different Meaning by FakeAccount(m): 10:55am On Oct 17, 2018
ollaxworld:
Thank you for that.

What is Ndi in Igbo?
Ndi Igbo simply means Igbo people.
EducationRe: 8 Words You’d Find In Both The Igbo And Yoruba Languages, But Different Meaning by FakeAccount(m): 9:57am On Oct 17, 2018
Baronnaire:
How about Olasofunwa (Yoruba name)?

Ibo huh lipsrsealed
In Igbo it means "To f*ck an only child".

I stand to be corrected though.
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather's 10 Most Expensive Cars In Pictures by FakeAccount(m): 7:36pm On Oct 11, 2018
Floydchukwu Nwamayweather, God is with you o!

Igbo amaka! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Favour Iwueze Is Getting Married (Pre-Wedding Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2018
Joelsblog:
I wish them a sad & tragic married life
There can only be one "NwaAmaikpe".
CrimeRe: Mark John Osigwe Shot Dead In Owerri By Assassins (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2018
The reported reason he was shot dead...

CelebritiesRe: The Interior Of Mercy Aigbe's House (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 2:30pm On Jul 24, 2018
Nollywood truly pays!
CelebritiesRe: CeeC Steps Out In Short Dress (Photos) by FakeAccount(m): 7:27pm On Jul 07, 2018
Small girl with big God.
RomanceRe: Big Boobies Appreciation Thread by FakeAccount(m): 3:17pm On May 24, 2018
This is my favourite thread... OMG! cheesy
FoodRe: Egg Stew Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Egg Stew For Yam/rice by FakeAccount(m): 7:52am On May 22, 2018
lexy2014:
which year that one begin happen?
Guy, d tin taya me o! I no even know say u sef observe am.
Typhoid my black nyash!
CrimeRe: Lagos SARS Operatives Who Extorted N5,000 From Woman And Her Friends Arrested by FakeAccount(m): 6:21pm On May 19, 2018
Lightening:
SARS is to to West ke! As if you don't know what West is notorious for.
Skull mining, am I right?
RomanceRe: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by FakeAccount(m): 7:40am On May 17, 2018
Before I pass my judgment, I must read the man's part of what actually transpired.
CrimeRe: 2 Ritualists Caught With A Corpse In Ijebu, Brutalized By Vigilante (Graphic Pic by FakeAccount(m): 5:41pm On May 16, 2018
Na dem o!
Na AFON...

CrimeRe: Brave Mum Shoots Dead Gunman Outside School After He Tried To Rob Parents by FakeAccount(m): 7:24am On May 15, 2018
Wife of the week!
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Man Who Wants To Marry Her Because He Can't Cook, Leaks Their Chat by FakeAccount(m): 4:36pm On May 14, 2018
These feminists always end up looking for husbands at Redeemed Camp when they are 35, thereby causing huge traffic congestion along Lagos/Ibadan Express way.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2 Things To Check In Your Life, If Things Are Not Going Well by FakeAccount(m): 5:22pm On May 11, 2018
3. Check your village people grin
BusinessRe: Caption This Picture Of Femi Otedola And Dangote. by FakeAccount(m): 5:08pm On May 11, 2018
AgentGoat:
I no too believe say this otedola na billionaire
He is a Billionaire, but not in hard currencies.
CelebritiesRe: Jada Pollock Rocks Cleavage-Baring Bikini Top by FakeAccount(m): 8:07am On May 08, 2018
Temple1288:
My goodness!
You're a god in pornography!!
Ah, no bro!
That's not my handwriting o! My Nairaland account was hacked!
CelebritiesRe: Jada Pollock Rocks Cleavage-Baring Bikini Top by FakeAccount(m): 8:00am On May 08, 2018
veekid:
Her name on first sight reminds me of one pûssy star. If you know? you know
Jada Stevens, right? �
PoliticsRe: Lynda Chuba Ikpeazu Gives Birth To Twins At 51 - Frontlinenews.com by FakeAccount(m): 1:36am On Apr 30, 2018
God made it possible through science!
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Earns N126million Per Instagram Post, See What Others Earn by FakeAccount(m): 1:15pm On Apr 04, 2018
7Alexander:
Op keep deceiving yourself, just because this bullshit was spinned by a foreign media, most of y'all have jumped on it.

The only way Cristiano or any other person makes money from Instagram is through affiliate marketing, sponsored posts for brands, and this is even on a contractual basis, that is, number of posts for a specific period of time, for a certain amount of money per post.

Don't ever think that if he for example makes a post about Gillette 100 times a day, then he ll be paid 100 times that day, or that if he posts random pictures or comments, he'll be paid, by who exactly, if I may ask.
This even is also dependent on the strength of your followership.

Another way is by, maybe selling his pictures.

Apart from these two, nobody earns nada from Instagram.
Exactly my thought �
Nairaland GeneralRe: NNPC Filling Station In Edo On Fire (Photos, Video) by FakeAccount(m): 11:20pm On Jan 27, 2018
emeijeh:
Hhhmmmm

I remember how someone was killed there because of kerosene queue 10 years ago.


Wetin dey that sapele road mega station sef?



*Someone please insert that Oshiomhole's hands akimbo meme*

Christianity EtcRe: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by FakeAccount(m): 8:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
ubunja:
isnt this the same Martin women gave First Place in the ArseLicking Awards 2017?
Lol ���
Christianity EtcRe: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by FakeAccount(m): 8:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
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RomanceRe: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by FakeAccount(m): 4:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
Born2conquer:
The same way a girl was begging me to be her bestie!

I'm gonna straff you.. simple!

I told her! She backed off immediately cheesy

Few weeks later she came to my house...and when I moved closer to kiss her she didn't make any move to stop!

I sexed her over the night! Why? She already knew what's gonna happen with her coming over!

You can't come to my house and expect me to be discussing SALONI with you or JENIFA diary..I have jobs to do Ma'am

I compliment your boobs and ass immediately you enter my house to prepare your mind down on what might happen

PoliticsWhat Is Your Say On This? by FakeAccount(op): 11:41am On Dec 26, 2017
Loveth Idisi, House of Reps member representing Ethiope Federal Constituency, Delta state, spotted riding a bicycle as petrol scarcity bites harder.

CelebritiesRe: Omawumi And Her Husband, Tosin Yussuf (Pictured) by FakeAccount(m): 11:33am On Sep 21, 2017
Na dis one dey buy her bottom belle.
TravelRe: Kenyan Lady: “Every Nigerian Is Frustrated And Likes To Shout” by FakeAccount(m): 10:48am On Sep 21, 2017
Not every Nigerian, but she still has a point. Mostly on Social Networks, when you make a point people are quick to insult you when they don't agree with you.
Take a look at the rate at which Nigerians result to jungle justice. We channel our anger the wrong way. Instead of attacking our corrupt politicians we channel it on others. To prove my point, I might even be attacked for stating my opinion.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Begins Oil Exploration In The Sokoto Basin by FakeAccount(m): 9:18am On Sep 21, 2017
I think FG should try to explore Sambisa forest. I heard there are untapped oil inside there near Boko Haram's Base. Rubbish!
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North is preparing for restructuring. They lied to us about diversification of the economy but they begin oil search in Sokoto and Borno. They realize that Southerners want to control their own resources and there are becoming very nervous and desperate. Trying to find oil by force. ARE NORTHERNERS FACING THE REALITIES OF RESTRUCTURING NOW? I realize that they all give low oil price as reason for failed economic policies, but also forgot to mention that Buhari was aware of dynamic oil price before he made the promise to Nigerians that he will make 1 Naira = 1 Dollar, deceiving Nigerians to get the votes.
Secondly they forgot to mention that oil price during past administrations was not static, yet past governments were able to balance dynamic oil prices with good economic policies to buffer the economy. This was the reason Nigeria became the largest economy in Africa. Almost all oil-producing countries around the world are now stable except the Nigeria. So you no longer need not wonder why Buhari is compared to GEJ.
More than 40 flights have stopped operations in Nigeria including international flights. Presently, Ethiopian Airlines want to buy Arik Air. More than 37 Companies and foreign investors have stopped operations in Nigeria, including the famous tomato factory.
In Buhari's first year in office, the banking sector and other institutions fired so many employees increasing the percentage of unemployment. CBN rolled out very bad policies that drove investors out of the country which today they (CBN) have reversed, and the list goes on.
All these events are not caused by low oil prices. Today they are now seeking to discover more oil. The same oil that its low price is destroying the Nigerian economy. What an irony! Buhari and his APC government are just a mess. They messed up this country. They destroyed this country with very bad policies.
PoliticsRe: Group To Stage Sit-out At Abuja House In London, To Demand Buhari’s Return by FakeAccount(m): 2:16am On Aug 04, 2017
Buhari has been in London for more than 3 months. Imagine if it were GEJ, Soyinka would have composed a new poem. Femi Falana would have found his way to court . Obasanjo would have found his pen. Shehu Sanni would have pontificated. Dino Melaye would be on the streets. There would be great rumble in the Senate. The HoR would have been restless. Mbaka would have seen another vision. Tunde Bakare would have resurrected the SNG and maybe having a dance competition at the National Fountain. Sanusi would have called for him to leave office. Tinubu would be leading the Ojota parade. But it's Buhari and they all belong together. The hypocrisy of Nigerian elites.
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by FakeAccount(m): 2:12am On Jul 19, 2017
Akara and Beans.
CrimeRe: I Had Sex With My Husband Before Killing Him - Wife Confesses In Osun by FakeAccount(m): 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2017
After the North, fear women.
PoliticsRe: Bukar Ibrahim Reacts To His Leaked Video With Two Women by FakeAccount(m): 11:46am On Jul 04, 2017
Nigerian politicians will never cease to amaze the world. When you think you have seen or heard it all,they will strike with a higher level of lunacy. The reverberation of their impunity is so resounding that they dwarf the entire history of political misconduct worldwide. A public servant who should at least be a role model is shamelessly defending an international embarrassment his senselessness brought upon him.

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