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Celebrities / Dammy Krane Apologizes Over Twitter Rant. by fako1(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2016
Nigerian singer, Dammy Krane who fired shots at singing sensation, Wizkid few days back accusing him of stealing, has issued an apology. Krane accused Wizkid of stealing his song, saying he recorded Wizkid’s latest single Baba Nla (Final) was recorded in Wizkid’s studio.




https://www.instagram.com/big_daddy_krane/

Celebrities / Re: Old Photo Of Dammy Krane, Wizkid And Davido When They All Started With One LOVE by fako1(m): 8:54am On Jan 14, 2016
I heard what wizzy allegedly stole from DK was the word "gbetitititi" which wizzy only said in the new kiss daniel "goodtime rxm" at exactly 2:55. just one word? This is another publicity stunt joooor


wetin make Bangalee come do for olamide or wetin make blacface do 2face onto African Queen?

Asan laiye
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Joins In The Olamide Back To Back Joke - Screen Shots by fako1(m): 11:38pm On Jan 12, 2016
@OP wch of the social media did he post diz? #amwaiting
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Goes On Hunger Strike by fako1(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2016
The beard is still neat......... hunger never hold am

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Nairaland / General / Re: Some Important Dates Of 2016. by fako1(m): 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Chaiiiiii! next surest pub hol wud be march 25........Still far o
Celebrities / Re: Vic O Says This Is Why He Wasn't Nominated At Headies by fako1(m): 1:06pm On Jan 02, 2016
Oooooooooooh!!!! Who put Vic-O for this matter now na? we aint done with Don and Baddo na. #LeaveTrashForLawma
Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Musicians That Needed To Stop Making Music In 2016 by fako1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 01, 2016
First should be that calabar boi forming best rapper "VIC-O"

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Celebrities / Re: E-money Buys 2015 Mercedes Benz-Sprinter (Photos) by fako1(m): 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2015
That car can only be driven at mostly some part of island. If una come our mainland...........potholes sef no fit allow una carry drink lyk dat for the car.

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Travel / Re: Derailed Train At Iju Station Today (photo) by fako1(m): 11:41pm On Dec 18, 2015
Thank God it didnt derail to the road side but to the bush. When i pass tru dat street (shina peters) dz night (10:30pm). They were still battling to put it back on track and i heard dev bin on it since afternoon
Phones / Re: Glo Launches Another Whooping Data Plan, Will You Rock It? by fako1(m): 8:14pm On Dec 12, 2015
I was hoping to click and see something worth joyous.

We are indeed suffering and smiling in this country. How can i do 1.5G for 1k and it wont last 15-17days when i can still do 4.5G at 2.5k
wch will last complete 30days.

Even them know wetin dem dey do na. mtseeeew
Religion / Re: PHOTO: The "Real" Face Of Jesus Uncovered by fako1(m): 12:59pm On Dec 12, 2015
#BeardGang Since AD
Celebrities / Re: I Got Married To Avoid Being A ‘baby Daddy’ – Naeto C by fako1(m): 11:33am On Dec 12, 2015
Still wondering how he has always been Scandal-free despite his family political background.

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Politics / Re: Reaction Of Africans When BBC Said Nigeria Flag Is Boring by fako1(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2015
The one that caught my attention is "The boring flag of all time is Japanese flag. The person that designed Japanese flag is lazy"

Chaii!!! Africans too get punchlines!!! All those yabis wey fit make person think make ground swallow person.
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj’s Manager To Olamide: 'Stop Stealing Our Songs' by fako1(m): 2:01pm On Dec 11, 2015
That was how Henrietta Kosoko's son L.T said olamide stole shakiti bobo dance from him.

Eni yara l'ogun gbe.
Music/Radio / 5 Nigerian Artistes And Their Lie In Songs by fako1(m): 11:03am On Dec 09, 2015
They’ve used their songs to entertain us. To excite us. To make us love them. While some brag about achievements and wealth they don’t have, others tells stories that touch (apologies to Falz Tha Bahd Guy) our hearts in order to get us to pity them. Unfortunately, many artistes tell half-truths or outright lies with their lyrics. Here are 5 examples of when Nigerian music acts misled fans with their lyrics…...

1. Davido -Fans Mi ‘I remember when I had no money in my bank account…’

Well, we think the only time David Adeleke had no money in his bank account was when he had no bank account. Why is he trying to
embarrass his billionaire dad?

2. D’Prince– Who am I (Omoba)...

We have searched from Umuahia to Arochukwu, Isialangwa to Isiquato all in Abia state but we couldnt get any traditional king related to Don
Jazzy’s family. We even checked if there was any ruling family with the name, Enebeli but we drew blanks.


3. Skales –Emergency by Wizzypro ‘The only competition I have is Dangote....'
Is this a joke or what? Sigh! Uncle Skales, please try and compete with Diamond Platnumz aka Chibu Dangote first and leave Alhaji Aliko
Dangote, the richest Nigerian alone. Please.

4. Adekunle Gold -Sade ‘Ose tolo mo pe 30 o Sade (I clocked 30years last week)......'
Chaiii, iro funfun balau (blatant lie). Adekunle Kosoko, better known as Adekunle Gold, is not even up to 25!

5. Wizkid -Ojuelegba ‘Ni Ojuelegba, dem know my story....'
Now we all believed this tale until Tee A busted Wizzy. One wonders, why Wizkid had to lie when he possesses enough talent to make the
truth as iconic as the signature phrase. We still love these artistes even if they lie to us because the lyrics they use tell us more about
ourselves.

Please tell us the lies you have detected in the songs by your favourite artistes...

http://thenet.ng/2015/12/busted-5-nigerian-artistes-who-have-lied-with-their-lyrics/
Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by fako1(m): 10:06am On Dec 09, 2015
feldido:

How many sickness them de cure these days? undecided
Lwkmd! True yarns
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Used US Bank Account To Remove Tattoo Of Ex-wife, Doctor Confirms SR by fako1(m): 10:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
SR mean business o. The media have a powerful tool to the world. #RespectThem #Dontmesswithmedia

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Sports / Re: Fanendo Adi Wins MLS Cup by fako1(m): 10:29am On Dec 07, 2015
robosky02:


Fanendo Adi (born 10 October 1990) is an Nigerian footballer who currently plays as a striker for the Portland Timbers of Major League Soccer.
Following his transfer from AS Trencin, Adi scored a goal in his F.C. Copenhagen debut against FC Vestsjælland on 25 August, despite not having his work and residency permit.[1]
On January 2011, Fanendo Adi, the then 19-year-old Nigerian striker, was invited for the second time by Ajax.[2]

Major League Soccer:
On 13 May 2014, Adi went on loan with the option to buy to Portland Timbers of Major League Soccer. He made his debut coming on as a substitute against Columbus Crew and got the game tying assist which earn him a start in the following match.[3] Adi scored his first and second goals, in the second half for the Portland Timbers on 28 May 2014, against Chivas USA in his first start for the club. On 7 June he received his second start and scored two goals in the first half against Real Salt Lake.[4]
Adi was signed permanently by Portland Timbers on 23 June 2014. He become the club's fourth ever Designated Player.[5]


Honors:
Portland Timbers
• MLS Cup (1): 2015
• Western Conference (Playoffs): 2015



Hello siasia, here is another Nigerian that can add bite to the U23 if we qualify for the Olympics
lets go there


Siasia ke? I guess you wanted to type Oliseh. Person born in 1990 for U23? E possible sha...........only in naija
Celebrities / Re: Back On? Toke Makinwa And Hubby Maje Ayida Step Out For The Future Awards 2015 by fako1(m): 12:50am On Dec 07, 2015
I tot i said it den (wen thier ish went public) that they will get back. some ladies quoted me here on NL saying trash. mtseeew!!! you think na every ish suppose lead to divorce. Good for them. forgive and move on.
Travel / Re: Tipper Driver Disappears From Accident Scene In Abuja (photo) by fako1(m): 5:20pm On Dec 03, 2015
See funny story line......... na today? if you cant disappear, you cant drive all these trucks mehn.
Celebrities / Re: Adeboye: What Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo Said About Pastor by fako1(m): 9:34pm On Nov 29, 2015
One funny thing about this woman is she doesnt mind coming to NL here to reply us all one by one.

she get time ehn. very jobless woman.

@tyms she makes small sense but she shud control her mouth.Na for her mouth you go hear sey iya teacher don die.

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Crime / Re: Small Kuramo Close To Lekki Beach Is Currently Taking Lives by fako1(m): 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2015
So sorry to read about this but Was it because they robbed your family you decided to voice out?

Do you guys have to be a victim before you voice out?
Politics / Re: ACE Charity Ambassador Zahra Buhari Teaches ACE Kids In Their School(pics) by fako1(m): 5:03pm On Nov 15, 2015
gen2briz:
Moral of this thread pls

Still far better than "check out tonto dike braless photo to AMAA award last night. Hit or Miss"
Celebrities / Re: #HelloChallenge#: Omotola's Son Captain E Made Her Fall A Victim by fako1(m): 8:58am On Nov 14, 2015
OP! you forgot to add whr she said "his next pocket money is on the line".
Politics / Re: Portfolios: How Buhari Shocked Some Ministers by fako1(m): 8:05am On Nov 12, 2015
The second source added: “The thinking of the President is that most of those in this group, with the exception of Amaechi, have no political ambition in the nearest future. They are mostly experts who can deliver on the key areas of governance which can make the change he promised to the nation a reality. What Amaechi has going for him is vitality or energy to serve and knack for quality projects.

That above statement seems true. I have noticed something. Those ministers during screening were being humble before the senate, most of this ministers have held high post in one way or the other.

Chris Ngige (former gov and senator)
BRF (former CoS and gov)
Ameachi (former speaker and gov)
Audu Ogbeh (Former PDP chairman)
DamBazzua (Retired Top force man)
And so many more.

This is not an administration that will bring an "house-maid" to be Minister. #Gonearethosedays

Chaaaaai! Nigeria My country. Our eyes don see sege for past.
Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Facts For The Day! Did You Know by fako1(m): 7:46am On Nov 12, 2015
Codyt:
Shoro ni yen? Apply to be a moderator now. #eNohard tongue

Ooh! You are the OP? mtseeew! Emi o ma ni tym e laroo yin.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Facts For The Day! Did You Know by fako1(m): 7:29am On Nov 12, 2015
Better threads are there wasting and this got to front page. Naw wah o
Health / Re: Nurses Demand Apology From Senator Ali Ndume by fako1(m): 3:26pm On Nov 09, 2015
And doz nurses children are here on Nairaland calling PMB "dullard".

Make them go siddon jare.

Did dey hear 'Nigeria Nurses" or "Nurses" in his statement? As if them sabi der work true true.

Senator! you sef get for hand. Mtseeew! Person no fit support you collect point sef.
Politics / Re: Eaglets Victory Bold Response To Buhari Failure To Acknowledge Youths Potentials by fako1(m): 2:28pm On Nov 09, 2015
tinktanker:
he is only doing Wat adesina did when he said it was buhari Dat made dem win it, forgetting they won it twice b4 buhari

See beta 3 point! If you can remember that they won it twice and Metuh cant but rather spew thrash or should i say decided to face another direction. He seriously need a professional course from an incoming minister.

A simple reply of "we won it twice in one administration" for even given am walkaway point sef.

His foolishness just started.....................2019.

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Politics / Re: Eaglets Victory Bold Response To Buhari Failure To Acknowledge Youths Potentials by fako1(m): 2:19pm On Nov 09, 2015
Chaaaiiii!!! PDP are learners.

Just imagine what a Lai Muhammed will have said if it was to be GE's administration.

Is that how to play opposition? What are we saying.............what are they saying?

Mtseeeew! A ju rawa lo, tijakadi ko.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Swars-In Mahmud Yakubu As INEC Chairman by fako1(m): 2:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
Who brought that little kid to where serious national matter is being discussed.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Disenchanted As New President ‘too Slow’ - THE WASHINGTON TIMES by fako1(m): 1:21pm On Nov 09, 2015
Now! i see some people's level of intelligence. Why are they saying saying it as if the whole Americans think PMB is slow. Ali Abare Abubakar wrote that article for Washington times. As a associated reporter from his own point of view and selected interaction with people. SO?

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