Eeww wtf! Itel?? God forbid. ITEL is the worst Smartphone brand I've ever known in my life, No Itel is worth 30k

I had no idea it was down until hours before it came back. It means I've reduced the way I log in here but now that's it back I find myself always here.

Helgreenluv:
This ekuke dog from Akwa ibom will never grow up. He's too childish for my liking

he'll grow just like airforce did.

4KNGOATS:
Yes what does it mean when a lady goes as far as sharing intimate secrets like telling you when she's menstrating,how long the stuff takes,how she's feeling currently....who she's seeing how she feel about some specific types of guyz.....?

have you never had a female friend? They do tell this to their friends it's nothing special.

That boy Gay as Hell

misreal:
This is good.
Before Nairaland was taken down,I noticed some very anti Israel post going to front page.

you called that shot didn't you?

The IT GURU is wrong and st*pid for pulling out a knife on a cop. That aside, I've seen white men attacking cops with Knife and they take so long to take a shot and most time don't shoot at all. For a black man, putting your hands in the pocket for just a microsecond is an automatic death sentence. It takes the average cop 0.001 second to pull the trigger on a black man

Owners of the world don hold Nairaland. Better watch your back

Nicepoker:
You find her more attractive even after such a bone cracking and nerve paralysing revelation. You have been jazzed big time.

Big time

If I say what's in my mind now na wahala

10mobile:
I'm not happy with those who talk ill of our Nigerian girls because our girls are the most sexy and beautiful all over the world.

For example, look at this photo and tell me what else you want our girls to bring to the table. Be honest as a Nigerian man.

Ladies don't comment. Just watch.

for me That plus good food, Respect and loyalty and I'll simp for her

jeromestarks:

Old enough to impregnate a woman through her vagina.

No say what you've got to say before I slap you.

I'm asking the age to know how to answer you.

jeromestarks:

I can't help but wonder if these things are possible.
Can you actually leave your body behind and move through space and time?

how old are you?

captaininiobong:
I find out that as long as you are a human being, you must definitely have sexual urge even though after sometime the feeling disappears.

It doesn't matter if you are a christain or Muslim as long as you are a human you must have urge. They use to tell us that if you have sex, it's sin and if you masturbate it's sin. Which is preferable?

So how can this issue be resolved especially when you are not ready for marriage and don't have a girlfriend?

Experts in the house, can you help out? How can it be managed effectively.

Establish The fact that you have control over everything that comes from you, the Body and Mind are connected and you my friend are the connector. You can do anything

This is a dare!! Forget all those Yahoo bullshit. She was dared to do that for some certain amount of money.

Franzinni:
I am desensitized to these things ... But how!

I guess I have seen so many now that it doesn't trigger the normal response and to be honest, it's a scary thing to realize.

it ain't scary it's just normal to not feel anything. Holy shit I just realised I don't feel anything, what would a normal human feel though? For me all I was thinking was how is the brain on the left side and the head on the right? 🤔 did he drag his body after his brains was splattered or did he sit down and blow off his brain then fell to the right? It's just confusing and annoying

doneback04:
I have been dating my girl for close to 1years now no sex , she always tell me she is not ready yet , this is the girl we bath naked together and do romance together kissing but never had sex with her, just last we she told me she would give me sex as because it was her birthday gift for me,
note during this close to a year I have spent on her and sacrifice the little I have just to make her happy because I love her so much I intend to settle down with her, and I have not had sex with any other girl since I started dating her because I would not want to cheat on her, but right now I can't not control my emotions since she told me she will be giving me sex as her birthday gift? Pls how do I control my emotions ? Insult is accepted because it a regular thing here in nairaland

she will give you sex Ohhhhh!! You are f*cking annoying!!

Firefyta:
Since Buhari's government phased out suddenly we've not heard of Fulani herdsmen attack on innocent farmers
The question now is have they stopped their atrocities or it was just a mere political tool to discredit the government of their brother?

it still happens, Nigerians have moved on and consider these attacks as normal and not report worthy. Report is made for something to be done.

suckmedownthere:
Can WiFi and mobile hotspot be turned on at the same time.....any ideas guys

yes, you can connect to a WiFi network and open hotspot for another device to use the same WiFi you are using on Samsung and you can also use WiFi and mobile Data at the same time, its on Samsung too. Its called download booster this increases your download speed.

Makavelli001:
Most of the girls, do not allow guys to touch their bobbs when bleeping for the first time. Does it means that girls value their bobbs more than their kpekus.

it means she ain't got no boobies!!

Yeah The OP messed up!! If you want to help him help him! What's 1k? Even if it's 5k, give him if he had it he wouldn't ask you.

We are still the smartest!! So that's a w for us.

Tell that guy to breathe abeg

LalastiklaIa:
you want make hungry girls like jennyclay rush you that's why you are showing your N18 million naira account balance.

Well done we've seen it

Omoawoke:
dem go chop una money una no go wise

business is Booming

Jonathan:

No problem with this.
If she was actually raped and not that she made herself vulnerable to getting raped...

If she was even raped, the first option should be abortion.

I can only tolerate abortion for two reasons

Rape and health issues...

you sound harsh and secondly, Abortion under any circumstances is Haram.

Jonathan:
A bastard / Illegitimate child should ONLY be attributed to the wayward WHORÈ that birthed "it".

What if she was raped?

The one who took him

4KNGOATS:
Said by an extremely low self esteem person

said by someone who f*cks goat

This country is unbelievable