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TV/Movies › Re: Throwback Video Of Lomaji Ugorji And Ohi Alegbe In The Early 1990s. by FalseProphet1(m): 3:36pm On Jan 06, 2025

Romance › Re: Deleted. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:41pm On Jan 06, 2025

eepeepook:
The love isn’t the problem. The problem is her lack of correspondence. Bae loves me, without a doubt.

Just bring the goat fess let me make her reply your messages.

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Romance › Re: Deleted. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:25pm On Jan 06, 2025

Bring one big goat along with her picture and I'll offer prayers and she'll being to love you once again.

This I have seen.

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Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,000 Naira In Russia In 2025 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:24pm On Jan 06, 2025

mushroomFarm:
2 Turkey laps 0.6kg 2,000 naira (146 rubles)

Pork meat 0.6 kg 3,300 naira (236 rubles) Pork is actually pretty expensive. High demand I guess. Also from my last post some people were annoyed that I eat pork which is strange . 'beef' is a god in one country. Besides here in the cold, meat, especially pork is vital for survival.

Sea food (Mature Squid about four) 303 rubles (4,250 naira)

Total of about 9,500 Naira. However I paid only about 9,000 naira for these items because like I mentioned earlier, some stores offer discount for students if you carry your student Identification card with you.

You might be wondering if I only want to eat meat or why I don't buy other things. Well my church pastor who is obviously a Russian often sends us (African students) food items like rice, potatoes and spices so I hardly buy these items. Also we tend to buy potatoes collectively in large quantities during summer when it is even much cheaper.

Happy new year Nairalanders.

Shout-out to my Nairalanders of the year
Falseprophet1 and another guy (I actually don't know his moniker) but he is that guy that always say "non-virgins aka boreholes" I don't share his views oo but it cracks me up everytime I see his posts 🤣🤣🤣

Happy New year bro.

Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Kingdom Has Injected Strange Women Into The World - Olukoya by FalseProphet1(m): 11:52am On Jan 04, 2025

I see hundreds of men falling victims of these marine women, I see many marriages breaking, I see chaos...

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Niger Governor Bago Urges Christians To Postpone Pilgrimage To Israel by FalseProphet1(m): 8:45pm On Jan 03, 2025

AngelicBeing:
If you don't proceed to the Sahara desert for your annual 7000 days of Fasting of repentance from all your false prophecies in the last 3 years, l will derobe you, banish you, Queen mother, Chioma to Planet Venus

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Politics › Re: Niger Governor Bago Urges Christians To Postpone Pilgrimage To Israel by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03am On Jan 03, 2025

AngelicBeing:

Politics › Re: Niger Governor Bago Urges Christians To Postpone Pilgrimage To Israel by FalseProphet1(m): 3:25pm On Dec 31, 2024

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, lol at Fire 🔥, from my spiritual center, haha 😂

Politics › Re: Niger Governor Bago Urges Christians To Postpone Pilgrimage To Israel by FalseProphet1(m): 2:56pm On Dec 29, 2024

How dear you Mr governor. Did Muslim postpone their trip to mecca? You had better give them tickets before I call down fire on you from my spiritual center.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Birthday Of A Handsome Nairalander. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:17am On Dec 29, 2024

The 3rd picture you posted looks like an obituary. Kindly remove it before the agents of the dark force capitalize on it to demand for your soul.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: No Plan For French Military Base; Even U.S. Tried, Nigeria Refused - Ribadu by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Dec 27, 2024

I see France building a military base in the north before the end of 2025.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: Yuletide: Consumers Groan As FCT Imposes Additional 5 Percent Entertainment Tax by FalseProphet1(m): 6:26pm On Dec 27, 2024

I see Lagos following suit.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah Posts Christmas Pictures With Family 2024 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2024

I see bitter Muslims condemning and threatening him. I see him ignoring them.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: California- The Land Of Natural Disasters by FalseProphet1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2024

HellVictorinho9:
Merry Christmas

Please help me with something to survive this season

Am going back to school work next year

Still using another persons phone to message you

You should come to my spiritual center so I can flog the begi begi demon out you you permanently. Don't let it follow you into the new year or else your life would start moving backwards.

This I have seen.

Romance › Re: First Ever Betting Company To Exist (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:32pm On Dec 24, 2024

I played this game the 70s. Those days we use to travel in lorries. They called them Austin. That was after the Biafrian war. How time has passed.

This I have seen.

Romance › Re: Apostle Femi Lazarus Announces Departure From Twitter (X) (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2024

I see him coming back sooner than expected.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: NNPCL Slashed Petrol Price To N899 Per Litre – PETROAN by FalseProphet1(m): 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2024

I see petrol crashing further down to 300 per liter by 2025.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: The Many Reversed Appointments Of Tinubu by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On Dec 21, 2024

I see Tinubu reversing his election victory in the coming weeks.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Constituency Projects: ICPC Intercepts N30bn Items Diverted By Lawmakers by FalseProphet1(m): 2:59pm On Dec 21, 2024

I see a bloody revolution hitting Nigeria, I see that revolution spiting Nigeria into 5 different countries.

This I have seen.

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Celebrities › Re: Rey Mysterio Snr. Dies At The Age Of 66 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2024*

I see Nigeria having a new president in 2025.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Fayemi Expresses Grief Over Tragic Ibadan Stampede, Calls For Event Safety Stand by FalseProphet1(m): 7:34am On Dec 21, 2024

I see more stampede happening in the coming days because of the increasing hunger, I see millions fighting for food, I seep hungry people breaking into people's homes to steal food, I don't see any light at the end of the tunnel.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Dangote Slashes Petrol Price To ₦‎899 Per Litre by FalseProphet1(m): 10:02am On Dec 19, 2024*

I see fuel dropping to N3000 before the end of next year.

This I have seen.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Pastor Tobi Adegboyega's Deportation Was Approved — UK Judges by FalseProphet1(m): 10:20am On Dec 07, 2024

I see him winning a senatorial election in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

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Pets › Re: I Wanna Buy A Cat by FalseProphet1(m): 1:31pm On Dec 04, 2024

Cats are witches. If you buy it your village witches would begin to live with you.

This I have seen.

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Travel › Re: Yuletide Travels To The East. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:29am On Dec 03, 2024

AngelicBeing:
No seed for you because you are a confirmed False Prophet with false predictions

Accusing a prophet falsely is a sin. Don't worry I'll be praying for you.

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Travel › Re: Yuletide Travels To The East. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:11am On Dec 03, 2024

I need a seed from you so that I would banish the agents of the dark force from interfering with your journey and your trip would be safe.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: How This Christmas Wan Be by FalseProphet1(m): 7:51pm On Nov 20, 2024

Samantha125:
Lol... I'll only come the day you become a true prophet...

But I'm a true prophet.

Family › Re: How This Christmas Wan Be by FalseProphet1(m): 7:50pm On Nov 20, 2024

Tijani009:
Should I come too?

Of course. But you'll have to come with a special seed. So that I can offer special prayers for you.

Family › Re: How This Christmas Wan Be by FalseProphet1(m): 6:56pm On Nov 20, 2024

Samantha125:
I came for Christmas and you guys better have gifts for me...

Come to my spiritual center. I've got lots and lots of goodies for you.

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