Health › Re: Day-old Baby Found In Manhole In Port Harcourt (viewer's D*scretion) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:32pm On Jul 24, 2024 |
Women are evil and heartless, yet they blame men for everything bad decision they make. They wouldn't own up to their responsibilities.
Anyways I see more babies being dumped in man holes because hungry girls are finding it difficult to close their legs.
This I have seen. |
Food › Re: How Suya Is Made (video/pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:41am On Jul 24, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by FalseProphet1(m): 10:12am On Jul 24, 2024 |
MeghaneMorgane: Amen. I want to have his baby. I feel blessed to have him. You can always invite me to officiate the wedding. I don't charge much, just one goat and brown envelope and I'm ok. I'll prophesy goodness into your life. |
Romance › Re: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by FalseProphet1(m): 9:33am On Jul 24, 2024 |
MeghaneMorgane: I’m currently in a relationship where both my guy and I are very petty. If my guy does something I don’t like, I tell him the first time, if he does the same thing the second time, I don’t talk too much and I just give him the exact taste of the same medicine. It works every time and he adjusts immediately. Same for him when he tells me he doesn’t like something if I don’t adjust, he will give me the exact taste of my medicine. So far, it’s been working for both of us because we both adjust accordingly. My question is that I hope this petty behaviour from my guy and I is not a toxic one? If it is not toxic that’s good. But at what point does this behaviour become toxic? NB: So far, this petty behaviour has been working well for the both of us. I see you getting pregnant for that guy. I see you giving birth to 3 plets. This I have seen. |
Family › Re: Video Captures Little Girl Passionately Singing Gospel Song In Tears by FalseProphet1(m): 7:53pm On Jul 23, 2024 |
I'm also shedding tears in my spiritual center. Things video is so touching.
This I have seen.
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Celebrities › Re: Moment Cubana Chief Priest's Hand Was "Itching" Him To Spray Money At An Event by FalseProphet1(m): 10:20am On Jul 23, 2024 |
EFCC is really spoiling business for me. Now yahoo boys in my spiritual center have stopped spraying me money whenever I'm prophesying. They'd rather use it to carry olosho.
It's so sad.
This I have seen. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sonya Massey: White Illinois Cop Shot Unarmed Black Woman In Face by FalseProphet1(m): 9:45am On Jul 23, 2024 |
I see that white Cop dying in prison at the hands of black inmates.
This I have seen. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Fr. Linus Okwu Flogs Women, Choir Members In Enugu Catholic Diocese by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2024 |
There is nothing wrong with flogging your members. I do flog my members during deliverance sessions. I remember flogging one grow up man like that. The man cried like a baby.
I told him if he cries I'll start afresh, when he couldn't bear the pain, he paid me off, and I pronounced him delivered. I really made money that day. So flogging is good for the ministry.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Thief Caught And Forced To Dance To Hit Songs While Chained To A Window (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:03pm On Jul 19, 2024 |
You were just talking and talking and talking...you almost talked all through the whole video.  I don't have any prophecy for this matter. Better change or else your channel wouldn't have any subscribers. This I have seen. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Go For This 100k Job Or 180k Job? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 19, 2024*. Modified: 5:07pm On Jul 19, 2024 |
I'll give you a response after 3 market days.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Moment Police Chased & Shot At Truck Driver Tyres As He Refused To Stop (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:11pm On Jul 17, 2024*. Modified: 4:21pm On Jul 17, 2024 |
I see that driver being arrested, I see the police sending him to jail without trial.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Policeman Nabbed For Alleged Car Theft In Kogi by FalseProphet1(m): 4:10am On Jul 17, 2024 |
The average Nigerian police is a criminal. Know this and have peace.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:55pm On Jul 16, 2024 |
Some girls get mind sha. The boldness to just open mouth ask another person make dem pay una rent 😂.
I need that kinda confidence in my life . |
Romance › Re: What Have You Benefited From Nairaland So Far? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:39pm On Jul 16, 2024 |
I've increased my fan base via Nairaland. Very soon I'll buy a private jet.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Infection Fears: I Have Found A Way To Enjoy My Sex Addiction by FalseProphet1(m): 10:38pm On Jul 16, 2024 |
Globad: You're deceiving yourself and creating more potential problems for your liver, kidney and immune system
First, Ampiclox fights specific types of existing bacterial (again, BACTERIAL) infections.
Second, it does not prevent infections. It treats existing. It does not prevent. Again, listen, it doesn't prevent.
Third, the approach to preventing many infections is about your lifestyle or daily routine and not through intake of antibiotics.
Fourth, you're creating resistance to antibiotics. Google the problems that come with it
Fifth, do a research on the effect of the habit of routinely taking antibiotics on your liver (not lover o) and your kidneys.
Sixty, change your ways, if you need your life or health. Ampliclox won't help you in this manner
Seventh, if you like don't change your ways. It's up to you
Eighth, I wish you well. I.wish you all the best. You have a calling. Send me a mail and I'll groom you to become my disciple. This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Scammers Hack Governor Adeleke's Phone Number by FalseProphet1(m): 9:04am On Jul 16, 2024*. Modified: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2024 |
I see scammers hacking Tinubu's phone numbers, I see them using it to borrow money from loan sharks, I see the loan sharks calling Tinubu's contacts and calling him a fraudster because he can't pay back.
I see DSS arresting all the loan sharks agents, I see loan sharks banned permanently in Nigeria.
This I have seen. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Largest Gross Domestic Product (GDP) 2024 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:50am On Jul 13, 2024*. Modified: 9:39am On Jul 16, 2024 |
I knew Nigeria wouldn't make top 200.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:45am On Jul 13, 2024 |
folake4u: Marrying a virgin wife is bliss. Okay.
But some of your brothers complain that they're prude and boring in marriage and so have to cheat with the whores and bad girls that are fun and sexually liberated but they're still the whores who can't be married. Right?
By the way, y'all are really hilarious. 99% of guys who complain about virgins being bored are not ready for marriage. They just want to have sex and move on and she's too naive to keep up with them so they complain. No matured man who is ready for marriage and has passed through all kinds of women and their games would reject a virgin wife. Don't let Nairaland teenagers deceive you. Most of them are being fed by their parents. |
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Sells Blood To Hospital, Flaunts Payment Online by FalseProphet1(m): 11:40am On Jul 13, 2024 |
I see hungry ronu miscreants rushing to sell their blood so that they can get money to survive. I see them selling every drop of blood in their body, I see them collapsing like our National grid.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
folake4u: These are the same men that want virgin wives.  Marrying a virgin wife is bliss. You won't experience any negative force from her. |
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Are Impossible To Get Intimate With? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:09pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
She has a spirit husband. What you're expecting is the spiritual attack her spirit husband is launching at you so as to prevent you from defiling his property.
I would advise you to let her go before your life becomes a useless story.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:22pm On Jul 12, 2024*. Modified: 7:42pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
What a strong woman.
This I have seen. |
Fashion › Re: Men Keeping Long Nails: I Dislike Seeing My Fellow Gender With This.... by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
It's a sign of witchcraft 🧹
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Lagos State Disburses ₦25 Billion As Grants, Loans To SMEs by FalseProphet1(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
I need this loan to expand my spiritual center. I must buy a private jet this year.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Should This Will Be Honored? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
Paternity fraud is highest in polygamy because you wouldn't have enough time for your wives and this would force them to start having secret lovers.
This I have seen. |
Education › Re: Little Girl Drenched in Cash by Family to Clinch School Contest Victory (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:54pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
I see EFCC arresting all of them including the little girl.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Reactions As Lady Drafts List Of How Much A Man Should Spend On Her by FalseProphet1(m): 10:42pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Divinerace: Your fans ar waiting for the updation of ur diary. It has been long! I've almost forgotten about that diary. I'll try to update it whenever I'm less busy |
Family › Re: Babalawo Wives Association Takes To The Street To Flaunt Their Beautiful Looks by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
As a prophet, I can confirm that the shrines of these spiritualist are always filled to the brim with customers. No thanks to the worsening economic situation, most people would do anything to escape poverty even if it means getting dirty.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Reactions As Lady Drafts List Of How Much A Man Should Spend On Her by FalseProphet1(m): 1:59pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
To make matters worse, she's even a dwarf.
Oh well, off I go to attend to my customers....
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: We Won – DJ Switch Reacts To ECOWAS Court Judgment by FalseProphet1(m): 1:58pm On Jul 11, 2024*. Modified: 6:35pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
What a long deserved victory.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Edo: Taskforce Arrests 42-Year-Old Woman For Attempted Trafficking Of Lady by FalseProphet1(m): 1:52pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
There would be a general prayer vigil on the 16th for all Nairaland members. The objective of the vigil is to pray Nigeria out of bondage.
All kind of praying methods such as screaming, rolling on the floor, ringing of bells, jumping, clapping, hitting your head on the wall, prophesying , kneeling...etc would be employed to pray for this country.
You're also required to come with a tangible seed which you would sow after the vigil. If you want to donate towards it or support us in anyway DM me.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: Story Behind Viral Photos Of Messi, Six-Month-Old Lamine Yamal by FalseProphet1(m): 1:29pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Ishilove: Go and bath your family members first. When we see the effect it has on them, we will volunteer ourselves for your bath It's like you're interested but you're still in doubt. Don't be, I'll take my time to bath you romantically and spiritually that when I'm done, all your doors would be open. A trial would convince you...send that DM now. |