Food › Re: Hunger Rate In Nigeria Has Gone Really Bad by FalseProphet1(m): 12:57pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
I see ronu miscreants dying of hunger before the end of this year. I see Nigeria becoming great once again.
This I have seen. |
Food › Re: Bottom Pot: How Many of You still Love This More Than Food? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
I and my unit used to eat this during WW2 in my former life. I still have memories of it.
But now I'm a prophet so I can eat such not when members are giving me their hard earned money for me to live large and enjoy their wives and teenage daughters.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: Story Behind Viral Photos Of Messi, Six-Month-Old Lamine Yamal by FalseProphet1(m): 10:29am On Jul 11, 2024 |
Nairalanders you people should come let me bath you. Can you now see the effects of bathing?
Once I bath you you'll begin to prosper even more than messi.
This I have seen. |
Health › Re: 25-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Dies Seven Months After Her Wedding (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:28am On Jul 11, 2024 |
It's a spiritual something. Her enemies finally succeeded in terminating her life. May her soul rest in pieces.
This I have seen. |
Celebrities › Re: Serial Babyfather Isaac Fayose Advises Davido To Love Sophia More Than Imade by FalseProphet1(m): 3:56pm On Jul 10, 2024 |
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Celebrities › Re: Prophet Jeremiah Advertises His Nafdac-approved Miracle Soap by FalseProphet1(m): 2:04pm On Jul 10, 2024 |
EreluRoz: 😆 business man I have a miracle shop as well. You can check it out with a tangible seed. |
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by FalseProphet1(m): 11:28am On Jul 10, 2024 |
I see Tinubu loosing his 2027 reelection bid.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Joachin Mbonu: Nigerian Drug Baron Flees South Africa, Arrested In Imo Mansion by FalseProphet1(m): 10:41am On Jul 10, 2024*. Modified: 11:30am On Jul 10, 2024 |
Hmmm |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:39am On Jul 10, 2024 |
A woman can develop feelings for a man who fixed her Car on the road and forget the man who bought the Car! |
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by FalseProphet1(m): 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
This thread has over 3m views. I don't believe it.  |
Celebrities › Re: My Son Has Abandoned Me For 10 Years - Shatta Wale's Ailing Mum (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:35pm On Jul 09, 2024*. Modified: 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
90% of struggling guys who make money prefer spending it on strange women than their mother and sisters.
Men truly are their own problem.
This I have seen. |
Travel › Re: Tinapa Resort Calabar, A 400 Million Dollar Luxury Resort Coming Back To Life by FalseProphet1(m): 9:14pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
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Celebrities › Re: Serial Babyfather Isaac Fayose Advises Davido To Love Sophia More Than Imade by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
Adaisback: Bia nwokem, Idi sure na aru di gi? Adị m mma. Kedu ihe na-eme mgbe m ga-abịa hụ nne na nna gị. Achọrọ m ịlụ gị. |
Culture › Re: Corpse Carried On The Shoulders At A Funeral In Ghana (Viewers' Discretion) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:01pm On Jul 09, 2024*. Modified: 9:30pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
I have no prophecy on this matter. Kindly bear with me.
This I have seen. |
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Younger Sister With Brand New N30mn Jeep by FalseProphet1(m): 11:22am On Jul 09, 2024*. Modified: 9:06pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
I see one my members doing this for me before the end of this month.
This I have seen. |
Celebrities › Re: Serial Babyfather Isaac Fayose Advises Davido To Love Sophia More Than Imade by FalseProphet1(m): 11:06am On Jul 09, 2024*. Modified: 11:21am On Jul 09, 2024 |
I see davido impregnating more women despite being married to chioma, I see more and more girls throwing themselves at him just to answer davido's baby mama.
I see chioma suffering from PTSD, but I see her remaining in the marriage despite what davido is making her go through.
This I have seen. |
Properties › Re: House Owner Shares The Moment Flood Invaded Their House (pics/video) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2024 |
Why did they leave the window open?  |
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Them From Doing This? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:33am On Jul 08, 2024*. Modified: 11:54am On Jul 08, 2024 |
Come to my spiritual center with a tangible seed and I'll drive him out permanently from your house.
This I have seen. |
Health › Re: Please What Is This Growth On My Lady's Lips? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:31am On Jul 08, 2024 |
Those are consequences of fornication. Both of you have herpes.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: How To Convince My Girlfriend Parents To Allow Me Marry Their Daughter? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:15pm On Jul 07, 2024 |
Jabez55: I taught about getting respectable religious guys to intercede on my behalf. Is it a good idea? I can go with you, just bring 5 tubers of yam, 1 Eva bottle of Palm oil, 2 bulb of onions, 1 sachet of dangote sugar and an envelope containing my honorarium and they'll accept your proposal to their daughter. This I have seen. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Outrage As Congregants Slept In Night Cold At The Gate Of Popular Lagos Church by FalseProphet1(m): 3:53pm On Jul 07, 2024*. Modified: 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2024 |
It's part of the sacrifice.
This I have seen |
Politics › Re: Lagos Issues 48-Hour Eviction Notice To Property Owners Blocking Drainage by FalseProphet1(m): 3:41pm On Jul 07, 2024 |
They should sha not evict me from my spiritual center or else I'll fight them spiritually.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Police Ban ‘7/7 Gang Celebration’ In Anambra, Warn Hotels, Bars, Others by FalseProphet1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 07, 2024 |
Police themselves are members of the cult they're dishing out warnings to. Isn't Nigeria a wonderful country?
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: What Part Of The Wedding Do You Think Is Unnecessary? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52am On Jul 07, 2024 |
Proserpina: Reception If I preach at your wedding and you don't include item 7 in your program menu, I'll call down fire on you. How can you gather people to come to your even and you won't give them food. What's wrong with you, do you want them to collapse and die of hunger?  |
Romance › Re: How To Convince My Girlfriend Parents To Allow Me Marry Their Daughter? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:06am On Jul 07, 2024 |
Proserpina: Why didn't you show up? Because he was attending a deliverance session at my spiritual center. |
Business › Re: CAC Extends Deadline For Registration By FINTECH Operators by FalseProphet1(m): 5:22am On Jul 07, 2024 |
By December, there won't be any more POS because the taxes the government would place on the would be to much for them to bear.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Okays Payment Of Group Life Assurance For Troops by FalseProphet1(m): 5:19am On Jul 07, 2024 |
I see these money being looted, I see our troops protest over unpaid allowances, I see the protesting soldiers being subjected court-martial
This I have seen. |
Culture › Re: Igbos Share Ancestral Links With Yorubas, But Many Don’t Know – Ooni Ogunwusi by FalseProphet1(m): 5:19am On Jul 07, 2024 |
Ancient Africans were nomads, so it's possible that we are all related somehow.
This I have seen. |
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Politics › Re: Beg Nigerian Govt Or Die In Jail – Primate Ayodele To Nnamdi Kanu by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26pm On Jul 06, 2024*. Modified: 7:52pm On Jul 06, 2024 |
I see Tinubu releasing Nnamdi Kanu before the end of this year.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: American Victim Tells Court How Nigerian Man Defrauded Her Of $370,000 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26pm On Jul 06, 2024*. Modified: 7:52pm On Jul 06, 2024 |
Very soon Nigerians would be barred from entering fellow African countries like Benin Republic, Togo, Ghana...etc. Because of how corrupt we are.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: National Grid collapses fourth time in 2024 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Jul 06, 2024 |
I see Nigerians returning back to kerosene lanterns because of the failure of our government.
This I have seen. |