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dannyrhymes600:
i come una house come beg for food?

an advice to better ur lyf.

dannyrhymes600:
na body builders i dey ask no be people wa dia belle don sag finish

dis is wat joblessness has turned u into, beta look for a job nd stop deceiving ur self, if u lyk build from now till 2moro, it will not add a dine to ur acct.

ty4real123:
There is this girl called Lizzy. I have been running behind her
for long ,begging her like a primary school pupil begging MOI-MOI from his classmate to accept my love.
But she scorned at me just because she asked whether i wasrich,and i told her i am from a poor family. After some times, i disappeared and she thought that i went to Europe meanwhile i was just in the city.
This time around,i begged a flashy car from a friend,went and picked her up and we went for a dinner. There at the
restaurant,i told her big.
How i have bought a flat,car and i am about to relocate in the UK.She changed her words immediately by telling me that instead i am the one who did not like her because she is fat,that she loved me so much........from this point,we drove
straight to the hotel and guess what happened next
..............................
FRAILTY THY NAME IS WOMAN....Women like lies more than
truth..if you think otherwise you can prove me wrong.

dis one weak me....but d gal cheap sha

U can share it with him, but don't 4get 2 brush ur teeth b4 sucking.

U dey ask us, 4ur information, U re not doing it ryt, go hustle nd stop been lazy, all we need is Six cars not six pack, cum to tink of it, who ur six pack eppp?. Lazy youth.

dem head lyk zuma rock, but d second person looks lyk herds man.

As pha me wey no lyk trouble,.....Will just rub abonikki balm nd grounded pepper on d affected area for quick recovery. Chikinna

Mrbolt555:
that's why ur ugly and disgusting.

but still better dan ur galfrwnd.

cityabbey01:
I have been dating my girl for almost a year now, there has been series of fun play but non resulted to sex...

During one of her visit, she came from school to spend some time with me though it was not the first time she had come visiting that we indulged in our romantic and sexual escapades.

Fast forward, we started our usual fun and in few minutes I noticed like she was sleeping, in my mind I wondered what kind of sleep this was with all this mouth actions and caressing someone would be sleeping' hell no' I said. I didn't give up, I continued the job alone; with time I was inside her thrusting deeply without her moving an inch that something was inside her. I was kinda surprised she ain't moving, so moments later she woke and started questioning me if I actually put my swagga stick inside her kpetus? I was like seriously, u mean u want to claim ur sleep was true. I was dumbfounded, cus she blatantly claimed to be asleep and I did it without her consent. Was shocked to hear it for the first time that a dickson can can be inside your kpomo and u won't know throughout the action time.....

Women I beg o, come and tell me this is actually possible.

Mayb ur jack knife is so small dat she could not feel d pleasure. y not try tradomedicals for increment nd tank me later

ValZod:
No hard feelings ladies.

I need some guys here to understand say, you should never ever kill yourself for a woman...

Women are just tools for sexual satisfaction.

Ask yourself, all the dating, spending cash, taking her outing while she still fvcks another guy who she fancies behind your back? Is it worth it?

Why I'm saying this tonight is cos I know many stupid guys outchea in the hood.

You spend all that cash on movie and cinema tickets and you can't boast of pressing breast.

Fvck any pussy niggar here. Real niggas stay sharp, stay confident.
All ladies Especially Nigerian Girls can't offer you shi.t apart from pussy

I know first hand trust me. I get high body count for Ministry of Bitches Affairs.

I don fvck girls wey dey yan dust for phone with their bobos, churcheous ones, mad ones wey go cool down after lashing, proud ones wey no fit believe say you go fit lash them.

For real relationship is a fvcking waste of time.

If you meet a girl you like, go straight to the fvcking point, tell am you wan fvck am, if she agree, enter the zanga if she disagree move on but make sure she understand say your main aim isn't to whine or waste her fvcking time with I love you, I love you text messages.

Mushy mushy love gets you nowhere. Stop being a pussy ass nigga cos all girls are made to be fvcked. They all want a strong guy who is bold to em what they want to hear.

I'll still release my full true life stories here on nairaland, how I changed from a pussy ass nigga to a Boss.

Incase you wondering, me and my bosslee Shile dey bar for Ikeja. After hitting some drinks baba begin dry wail unto him babe wey breakup with am.

Seeing him this way, this evening gats make me clear the code for other pussy niggas

Remember what is fvcked can never be unfvcked.

Word.

including all d females around u. Rubbish

Anoda suicide mission

Den stop having sex.....must u hv sex?, even d bible said is a sin of d flesh.

Mayb is guilty conscience.

All dis qualities 4 only u.........y not start by asking urself if ur sisters re 100 yard wife material b4 looking out for 1 in sumone else's daughter.

U don't just wake up nd start bleepn rubbish wen u know ur not perfect, we all re imperfect beings praying to b perfect in 1way or d order.

U don't mean it, dat means u re less of a man, cus if u re diggn it real hard, making dem V cry 4 help, dey would hv run 4 dere dear lyf. Mayb u should consider addn more effort.

buhariguy:
See insult to those jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorist.

Okoroawusa said he depend on Fulani to win 2023.

u said d igbo re jobless lazy idiotic youth, wen ur pple re ALMAJIRIS, begging from one end of d country 2 anoda, ur pple dyn of hunger nd starvation ,even wit all d political opportunities gvn to d north, wat den hv u achieve?. Yet still d north re ranked d poorest in nigeria.

I don't know y u northerns re pained bcus we d IGBOS no longa care about any political position in nigeria, so my dear if u don't hv sumtin to say u keep quite nd mind ur business, let d IGBOS deal wit dere misfortune.

okoroblog:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/thenationonlineng.net/igbo-presidency-i-stand-the-best-chance-says-okorocha/amp/

wen u re not doing well as a governor, is it d presidency dat u will do well, sometyms I wonder y d imolites believed so much in u, wen u hv Notn but propaganda to offer. Abeg clear road.

Nogodye:
Thank GOD the man quickly understand that igbos are betrayal

charcoal calln kettle black, cn u even trust ur self 4 a minute, just bcus okoroausa said rubbish, u re here applauding him, better stop calln IGBOS betrayal, b4 I vex 4 u

Anoda defection of genotype.....another desperado sited, but hw cn she lie over serious issue all bcus of marriage. Who knows, maybe her real dad is LIE MOHAMMED.

I won't blame her actions, cus u guys hv made Baby mama looks bad in d society, no body wants 2 b wit a single mother, everyone needs chases.

Pele dear.

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
I am negeneukuewuGoat I always write trash like a zombie why

u just said it all......cus u re a zombie.

Oyindidi:
This generation eeh.... See watin dey bother this one

wen him mate dey hustle, him dey tink of babes,I tire for sum pple.

RadicallyBlunt:
If you had said this earlier instead of changing my exact words, you would have been a bit respectable.

cn only do dat who does dat deserve it, not to sumone dat has no content of respect.

Wen next ur calln out, u keep family away from it nd face d person.

RadicallyBlunt:
You change my words and quote what I didn't say?

You have no honor at all.

U hv no atom of respect in u, y must u drag sumone else's family 2 ur rubbish, it seems u don't know d value of family, since u don't know wat 2 quote, I decided to help u out.

All dis empty vessel dat makes a lot of noise ........
.his face is as confuse as his mind......

RadicallyBlunt:
And my family.

tank God u know

RadicallyBlunt:
I no see better thing cry for, na woman I go cry for?

If my mama die sef, I doubt if I go cry.

na YEYE dey worry u

Ur massage is quite touching, tanx 4 d relief .

That am wild.

Donald95:
Your mumu never do poster above me.

If you serve Buhari gracefully, you will come back disgracefully. The selfish bastard will use you to save his head if you doubt me, ask Lawal Daura

if u tink he's lying,.......u cn ask BABACHI LAWAL, I tink he has more to say on dis.

Goalnaldo:
Abeg make una show me love. Am plus one today.

happy earth strong dear

EmekaBlue:
ceddi plaza, silverbird cinema, barnex plaza, amigo plaza e.t.c

na u know whether Amingo na Plaza or supermarket.

IamAirforce1:
You've been warned.

dat is d high level of immaturity u just put up,I ws tinkn u were matured enough but now I know, just tank ur stars am in a good mood, but if u dare push me hmmmm.......

DonroxyII:
my most hilarious posts of 2018 .... d guy offend u b4 ni .... LMAO real bad !!
The "Oloshi" part .... I wish to see ur gesture when u post that !

Nooooo, na joke I dey joke,