I thought Jack Bauer ended dis thing.

fairygeh: No I haven't,I don't know why but it just so happens that guys i like always come after me first so no need to do the asking out as omo toh fine toh pretty toh set

ur herbalist knw work well-well, wetin be en address?

lorretta u: Most guys would like a lady to ask them out so that they can brag to their friends how one slutty girl is throwing herself all over him.
And encourage him to 'knack' her. In their voice it goes "guy no dull o. See free punni. Guy no fall my hand o."
All these ones waiting for a lady to ask them out,lol you're in for a loooong wait.in this jungle of no gentlemen u really expect a girl to throw her dignity at ur feet just like that?
Truth is that it doesn't matter.and it's a bit admirable.
But problem is with the attitude of men. So many girls will NEVER take that chance,
Unless of course I find myself in yankee.
Sorry dudes.for now y'all gotta be doing the chasing.

on point girl, u ar so on point.....that brings me to d question 'what if dat prince charming never came ur way, na wetin u wan do?

Naija Thief: Your life or ur money
Venezuela Thief: your life or your Hair

Hello miss!!
I can't help but admire ur natural beauty, u look so adorable and obviously charming......i do nt mean to be rude by asking if i could be ur friend (se.x in my mind)

OR

omo élé, see as u set die, kilo n happen na? Fun mi ni numba re kin halla re....

If nt for D'banj i swear the bride will neva be married to Dotun (cool FM) and dis marriage will be an extremelly low profile one.....all thanks to God and D'banj, nt to mention d car.
God, bring out d star in me.

WTF?
U too don chop belle-full abi, na tatoo remain?

eddiebruk:

Abeg no vex bros, Who be D Bang...?

the oga @ d top that does 'D Banging'

Sharp guy, i'm sure he was finding 'X' which has gone missing in the calculation.
I remember my service year in Edo state, those girls go use PUSS.Y-cat kill u. Batch C beware.

Singing
'Take banana till u go yò'

Islam is strongly against terrorism, anyone who claims to act according to islam is a liar, and may Allah punish such murderer of innocent souls. Ramadan or no ramadan, no muslim must kill innocent souls.

.....and destroy d whole of Nigeria if u don't win?
America Embassey i need a visa in 2015.

I hope ur father is resting in his grave and not in ur cupboard.....juju things at work.
Seriouslly, Dr.SID i cöngratulate u in the illuminati way.

Virgin? Bring her closer and let me confirm (un-zipping my trouser)
why u dey squeez ur face? i'm also a virgin for crying out loud.

OMG!!
Khaled u stole my money now u wanna steal my girl, u ar a betrayer.

OP, i swear i no trust ur source......MOD i advice u investigate.

Òlòdumaré!!! She looks like a...... wetin be d name of dis zombe movie?

samuelkaykay: Yes,a Gov's son,who graduated from manchester university was my friend in camp,i discovered it just when he was posted to Govt House.very humble guy.

must u expose my identity.....ur ofofo is too much.

whoever wants to stop u from progressing in life, may he/she enter Dana dis year. Can i hear u shout amen!!





Bikò na joke i dey joke o.

Sirnokiopee: funny enough, i have laugh off my head before opening this thread,and trust me NL never disappoint. i laugh and laugh until tears start rolling down.

@topic you will be surprise the number of application they have received by now, forget all those crash story.people will apply for three reason

1. there is no better job out there and you might not have a choice
2. your wife/husband may advice you, "that is the best death insurance you can ever get without paying kobo and it will guarantee your children future after your death ( baba junior think about the brighter side... the compensation will ensure junior school fee and i can open my own shop too... people sacrifice for their family.#womanvoice)
3 your appointment letter can serve as a guarantee/collateral at any bank and your i.d card can also help you get a huge load from friends with undertaken that you fill his name as your next of kin.

very funny.
But on the contrary, no bank will borrow a dead-man-to-be any loan.

Dana is d safest for nw, coz' once bitten twice shy. I will gladly apply if they will pay me up to 150k monthly.

Chimerase: Abeg me and ma gal frnd wan apply..but wait a minute na DANA. Oooooooooo abeg we no de appy again biko na mistak pls

u sound like a senseless 14year old boy. Return the phone back to ur mum.

My Shout-out goes to all the 'Better By Far' out gone students awaiting service....may our success be better by far during and after service (amen)
Probitas Doctirina!
Greatest Unilorite!!
The only strike in unilorin is the thunder strike.

White007: What Do You Do When Your Spouse/Loved One Doesn't Exercise.

I’ve been dating someone for the last year who has been talking about losing weight and has yet to do so. I would say she is easily 40 lbs overweight.

I’ve tried working out with her with no success. She loves food and has a tendency to lay down and even nap after dinner. All she wants to do is lay down. It makes me crazy.

We’ve tried talking about it and the only thing that happens is we argue and I get disgusted. If I encourage her to join me for walks or any activity she gives up right away.

I want to see her get better because I know it will affect her health as she ages and I don’t know what to do. I care very much for her but I feel I’m fighting a losing battle.

I welcome all suggestions, please.

i'm sure d babe is frm a very rich family while ur's isn't, don't tell me all dat sacrifice was for love. Ur maga go soon pay (say amen)

I had same problem last year with my gf, all i did was to make new friends with skinny girls (lèppa-shandi)....suddenly she feel in love with early morning walk-out.

NUC should register them, atleast they provide admission for girls.

Thank God for not selling ur baby's pic like some silly kardeshian's and Carter's

When i was younger i had always wished to see nàkèd women but now i'm feed up seeing them everywhr. What an irony.

sure way: Bakare all these NL them be keyboard warrior...
when you reach there and soldiers come out...them go run leave you..
me l like you don't let them push enta fire.

'keyboard warrior'....truly nairalanders ar e-motivators and e-warriors....non of them will show face. Tunde Bakare u ar on your own(OYO)

We don't need any peaceful protest this time(card boards and pleading), all we need is revolution(gun and bullet proofs)