Last year April, an Harlot (ashawo or Olòsho) made me had free S£x with her when she knew i was a Nairalander just like her. That was the only benefit of Nairaland to me o. Seun thanks for that.

I HATE NAIRALAND SO MUCH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LAUGH, I DON'T WANNA LAUGH BECAUSE MY MOUTH SMELLS ALOT.

** YIMU **

Oga OP, how much did dat seun paid u for dis already-known advert?

Dis policemen are only trying to generate funds for d force that was why they only RENTED the gun to armed robbers.

** NIGERIA POLICE MAKE UNA CLAP FOR UNA SELF, UNA WELLE-DON.....I HOPE UNA RENTING BUSINESS DEY WAKA WELL-WELL??**

<< YIMU >>

OP, i'm presently serving in Abuja, i reside at Karu. Na for abuja i notice sey rich people get class.....ABOUT UR REVOLUTION, LET ME TELL U GUYS A STORY.
In 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow" 27 years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow. Or tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling who? In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence; Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President; Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP; Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! From strike in health sector, to the labour, to judiciary, to Education and today our students are home lavishing! Let Nigerian youth come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this. Pass it to everyone if you believe in the NIGERIA DREAM. Let’s tell them ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHARE this till they see it. It’s a good place to start... What do u think?
PDP= People Decieving People.
APC= Association of Past Crimes.

These leaders aren't serious at all, they are all thesame set of people in various parties, what they all want is power in 2015 and they careless about what the Masses want.

Contact me if u ar serious about the revolution.

**clean my AK-47 and aiming at GEJ's picture on the wall**

And these type of ladies will also want to do shàkàrà for the guyz if u want to toast them..... This is what i call 'TRAGIC NYASH'

@OP (smada13).
I wish to make your thread a front page material but you have crossed the boundaries of the forum ethics.
Read the rules.

@OP (samad13).
I wish to make your thread a front page material but you have crossed the boundaries of the forum ethics.
Read the rules.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
THIS IS MY YEAR OF 'FIRST TO TAKE GOD'S FAVOUR' INPLACE OF 'first to comment'

Top 10 mobile phone brands in NIGERIA 2013.
Which one of these should be first in 2014?
1.Nokia
2.Blackberry
3.Tecno
4.Samsung
5.iPhone
6.HTC
7.Sony
8.Huawei
9.LG
10.Motorola

I was @ d award show dat night, the organizers of HEADIES made alot of mistakes by giving Waje d best reggae dance hall instead of General pype 'give it to me'
the most annoying award was the best recording of d year 'this year' by Jaywon (dat boy enter music by mistake). Burna boy na my guy and deservers that award but he has got no charisma . I almost walked out that night.

One child's toy is Nigerians missile.
*Laughing like a terrorist*

This is JOBLESSNESS at it peak, Seun I think ur forum is now doing more harm than good faaa!!!

I don dey fear oo!, make person no kon track my details kon use am against me.

misteri: The mind of angry nigerian youths.

guess u ar related to a corrupt politician.

;-(;-(Dear Nigeria youths,

In 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow" 27 years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow. Or tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling who? In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence; Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President; Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP; Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! From strike in health sector, to the labour, to judiciary, to Education and today our students are home lavishing! Let Nigerian youth come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this. Pass it to everyone if you believe in the NIGERIA DREAM. Let’s tell them ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHARE this till they see it. It’s a good place to start... What do u think?

PDP= People Decieving People.
APC= Association of Past Crimes.

These leaders aren't serious at all, they are all thesame set of people in various parties, what they all want is power in 2015 and they careless about what the Masses want.

Hi guyz, can u just imagine how ur parents came together to produce you? If u just did then u've just watched a s*x scene (in ur mind). My dad hates hypocrates, so do I. Actions are judged according to intensions <Hadith 1 of Anawawi>

To God be the Glory! Everything that has a beginning must surely have an end!
With gratitude to God for a life ‘well’ spent, we wish to announce to you the home-call of our dear brother, father, grandfather, and great grandfather, Pa #ASUU #STRIKE, who lived between Monday, July 1st 2013 and Tuesday, December 17th, 2013.
He was aged five months and two weeks.
You have contributed your quota to the Nigerian university education sector.
Though you lived for a ‘short- period’, yet it was ‘so long a short time’.
If you have an opportunity of coming back to this world and Nigeria in particular, please do not stop by in our schools again, because we are tired of seeing your face.
You may wish to resurrect in Aso Rock, or at National Assembly, Abuja.Truly, we love you but the Federal Government loves you most.
When you get to your destination, please eat with them what they eat there, drink with them what they drink there.
Rest in Peace, Oh ASUU strike!
#Adieu #ASUU #Strike
Fellow admirers can comment and tell us how the deceased has affected their lifes in any way.

To God be the Glory! Everything that has a beginning must surely have an end!
With gratitude to God for a life ‘well’ spent, we wish to announce to you the home-call of our dear brother, father, grandfather, and great grandfather, Pa #ASUU #STRIKE, who lived between Monday, July 1st 2013 and Tuesday, December 17th, 2013.
He was aged five months and two weeks.
You have contributed your quota to the Nigerian university education sector.
Though you lived for a ‘short- period’, yet it was ‘so long a short time’.
If you have an opportunity of coming back to this world and Nigeria in particular, please do not stop by in our schools again, because we are tired of seeing your face.
You may wish to resurrect in Aso Rock, or at National Assembly, Abuja.Truly, we love you but the Federal Government loves you most.
When you get to your destination, please eat with them what they eat there, drink with them what they drink there.
Rest in Peace, Oh ASUU strike!
#Adieu #ASUU #Strike
Fellow admirers can comment and tell us how the deceased has affected their lifes in any way.

If u don't knw capt. IJAKPA of Abuja camp then u ar wrong!!
I was posted to a very big secondary school here in Abuja. (a flat and a good pay)
I rep Platoon 8

¿MO'TAYO.

Twice, the first was by a motocycle and the second was by a Lorry. Lol!!

All I can see is her laps

The God that posted me to FCT will surely post money into my bank account coz i hear sey Abuja dey expensive.
Any pretty lady posted to Abuja should holla me. 08093322120. (bikò, ladies only)

The God that posted me to FCT will surely post money into my bank account.
Any pretty lady posted to Abuja should holla me.

In-case d Eclipse of d sun hasn't gotten 2where u are, Pls bear wit us. Its due 2network challenges Text ECLIPSE to 3358-MTN(everywher u go)

Britishmicky: Inform d bank about d money da may offer u sometin better as a good citizen

did i hear u say 'good citizen'? That is like saying u prefer maiduguri to Abuja.

olatunji71: Be very careful in d way you handle this issue. It must have been a wrong posting from d bank. Endeavour to make proper investigation before touching it
Becks if u don't, it might put u in hot waters. I once had a friend(my his soul R.I.P) whom was sent to his early grave thru d same means. 2m was wrongly posted
into his acc. and he went ahead to spend it only for d bank to come back and asked for him to pay back with so much interest accruing overtime. D interest even
SUPERSEDE d actual amount 3 times over. He eventually died in d course of repaying back d said amount.

sorry to say, your friend has no sense of financial law and that was why he was cheated.

<<singing>>
some have food they can not eat, some can eat but there is no food.....

iamswizz: Hello, please i am new here


Is it true that nairaland is owned by Seun Osewa?

Because he has been my tenant for the past 4 years now.

send him packing if he has not paid coz that guy is charging 5million per advert and he is also tonto decay lover boy.

I hate topics like dis, hw will dis news change my NYSC orientation camp frm Borno state to FCT?
Ek-lips my nyash!!

Greatest Unilorites!!
Wishing us all d very best..... I can't wait to be in school dis morning.

mrvocalprowess: U know,if we are lookin frm d moral point of view,den all nigerians are guilty.wats d main issue against gays in africa?-its sinful,its against "Gods word",against our tradition!but same tradition allowed killing of twins!same tradition alowed polygamy!same tradition alowed woman battery! But tins av changed,we need 2 realise gays hav rights too,dey are humans n av feelings like d straight pple,2 grown men dat wants 2 shag eachoda z nbdy consine cos its nt hurtin anybdy!! U may say-dnt paedophile's hav a right too?hell no!paedophilia hav huge negativ physical impact on d litle girl dats y its wrng,but homosexuality doesn't!WE NEEED TO GIVE GAY PPLE DIER BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS n stop dis shallow excuse of religion or sin!or isn't fornication a sin too?? U can imagine how nigerians will react if d govt decides 2 make sex outside marriage illegal.....

you sound so westerner and devilish. Be careful.

Most Nairalanders are JOBLESS set of youths who need e-attention.