wokess: A trailer driver exploded at Ajah this morning and Lastma official were there with area boys exthorting money frm innocent citizens.


I really do not know when the Tanker left but as at 5am this money when my hubby left home for his place of work the dark was already there my hubby had to turn back to use the alternative route (called Jeep route). I joined him. when we almost got to the round about. i noticed a huge dark smoke before i knew what was happening the Tanker exploded and every body started turning to make a U-Turn. We got to a place were some paving stones were moved aside so that we can all divert to enter the normal lane.

Unfortunately Area boys were at that point exthoring money from innocent citizens with 3 LASTMA officials standing there so that they can arrest those that refused to settle. And of course when it got to my husbands turn he refused to settle and one of the area boys slapped my husband and poured gin on him and the LASTMA offiials were coming to arrest us. immediately i snapped him and he threatened to crash my fone.

abeg wait o, are u narrating ur hubby's saga to us or the explotion, u should retitle this thread as MY HUBBY SAGA DURING THIS MORNING EXPLOSION.

anago12:



when soyinka spoke against buhari y'all called him Jesus now when he is coming hard on your deity he is deranged. fyi wole won't stop talking till shepopotamus learn to be a lady before being a first lady. get a copy of and the man die and know the person you guys are dealing with he has been fighting oppression and injustice when you were still a spermatozoa.

spermatozoa? Chai u are a badt man faa.... Soyinka has already made his mark in his father's land, it's now time for us.

When my mama born me, newspaper no carry am o.

abeg why is it that i can't upload picture on nairaland.......seun don't tell me dis na ur handi-work
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i've got two questions
1. is Toolz a dwarf?
2. is omotola an Awobada-n'woyo (eye defect)

mickyarams: Most of the comments here only proves there is something seriously wrong with Africans. We have leaders that loot us dry and sleep with girls young enough to be their grand daughters, we don't attack them but we get our knickers in a twist over two consenting adults doing whatever with themselves. How it is anybody's business I don't know. Even Jesus himself never mentioned anything about gay people, people keep quoting texts from the old testament the same book that asked us to stone adulterers to death even though Jesus said He who has never committed any sin should cast the first stone. The same old testament that ask us to sell our daughters as slave if you are in debt.
It seem to me most Africans cherry pick what they want from their holy book to suit prejudice and trust me I am not gay or an activist, I love women too much it's just all these hatred towards our fellow human should stop.

(whispering tone) are u one of those stuupid gay coz u sound like one.

hubbyknows4sure: OP the earlier you start realizing that you have to be tough in this life, the better for you. Life in itself is all about laws, seeing police is normal, so do not fear, just be tough.

Tokunbo, u are welcome to Nigeria, how was ur flight.....I guess u ar an Americana, shébi?

I see NAIJA POLICE.....I see ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE.....I see IMPLICATORS.....I see LEGAL THIEVES.
I see Black uniform, i see devil.

No. 5
i will rather comite suicide than kill myself

If i were in ur shoes, i would have used Jújú to track d thief down..... I don't trust anybody, nt even my shadow.

Some people can swallow shit mixed with urine just to look beautiful.

R.I.P to BlackBury

thank God sey i neva open this topic.
ssttuuppid OP.....

thanks to Allah for another year.

university of Ilorin: BETTER BY FAR, the only institution that experiences thunder strike without ASSU strike. I rep unilorin for life.....Probitas Doctrina!

vanity upon vanity, all but vanity.

supaeagles: I predict nairaland will be the #1 website in 100,000 years ..... bigger than google or Facebook sef .....

broz wake up, u don dey bed-wet.

They forgot to include 'with 21 years experience with PHCN'.....Stupid advert.

you must surely be an American guy for asking this question......Africans don't play pranks on their parents but instead it is played in the other way round

Codedrock: Ok, WHO ON NL CAN MARRY THIS GIRL WITHOUT CHEATING IF GIVEN 1million dollars.

is the money with u?, put me to d text.

broda seun....kini problemu yin naw?
make this yeye girl dey make front page

all i can see here are two tubers of yam

may the Almighty God heal you.......get well soon brother.....

wish him well

(Bullet-proof on my chest....Gun in my Hands.....Hate in my mind....)"let the tribal war begin"

THE LOCATIONS SHOWN IN THIS VIDEO ARE ALL HERE IN KWARA STATE (the most peacefull state on earth)
FASHOLA had better wake up from his fantacies

obadiah777: EEWWWWW SHE SAID SHE MIXES MENSTRUATION BLOOD WITH THE EFO RIRO

seriouslly, i feel like vo...vo....vomi....(vomiting), yeepaaa!! Iya Bashira-éléwa ti bayè mi jé

AB$I:
Dear nairalanders i need help urgently. I have not farted for over 2 months. Is it normal and is there a drug i can use to start farting again? Im serious

ur problem need not to be brought here, go into the health section......there are no doctors here but instead 'the BigBrother Fanatics'

Africa Romeo And Juliet......up 9ja.....up Melvin!!!!

Guys hw true is it, i hear sey na 2face get dis belle.

D'kings whaaat?.....when two or more iléfo meets then illuminate is ready to be praised.....fingerx crossed