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 Religion / Re: Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (picture) by fankasibe: 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
I trust my Nigeria guyz who could start selling pure-water to those in hell. 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Facebook's Founder, Mark Zukerberg Dosen't Have An Office by fankasibe: 1:54pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Even my dear Oluwaseun Osewa no get office for Nairaland. |
| Romance / Re: Looking For Mr. Right While You're In School by fankasibe: 1:36pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
This believe is very common Abroad most especially here in London where guyz later tend to f'uc.k you without mutual love....... Me realy pity galz. |
| Politics / Re: Why Do you Reject Torn Or Faded Naira note? by fankasibe: 5:02pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
if u want my own opinion on this life-changing question, i suggest u log onto stupid_question.com |
| Music/Radio / Re: Lagos To Soweto By Wizkid : Pictures From Video Shoot by fankasibe: 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
when next will wizkid visit London?........ can't wait to see him again |
| Music/Radio / Re: Lagos To Soweto By Wizkid : Pictures From Video Shoot by fankasibe: 4:21pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
WIZKID..... may the Almighty God help me punish all ya enemies.......we London babes dey feel you 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Damilola Adegbite Is The Sexiest Actress In Nigeria Now! by fankasibe: 4:14pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
chew-gum don enter una eye if you say she is pretty......  . she isn't bad.....just tell her to work on her hips1 Like |
| Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Female Singers To Perform At Your Event? by fankasibe: 3:09pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Asa is the best....... |
| Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Female Singers To Perform At Your Event? by fankasibe: 2:33pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
una don dey do ojoro ooooo....... why didn't u include wield.MC to the list? |
| Politics / Re: 3 Bomb Factories Discovered In Kano, Bomb Maker Arrested by fankasibe: 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
hope sey dem no go excape this time faaaa!!  |
| Literature / Re: The Morgue by fankasibe: 9:55pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
On a serious note, i can continue dis write-up, all i need is time. Kudos. |
| Literature / Re: Six Enemies & Five Bullets (short Thriller) by fankasibe: 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
It reminds me of d Horror movie 'SAW' |
| Fashion / Re: Natural Way To Get Your Lips Pink. by fankasibe: 10:49pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Nigeria guys ar really funny, dis is for my ladies and nat for men. |
| Fashion / Re: Natural Way To Get Your Lips Pink. by fankasibe: 8:56pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Brand_new: All this for freaking Pink lips?d ladies would understand better. |
| Politics / Re: Buhari/okorocha 2015 Posters Out by fankasibe: 5:24pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Oga: what ar dis nake.d children doing on d road, can't dey see d car coming. Saka: dem dey look poster of pólítisians wey don chop our money belleful...... Stupid children of 21st century. 1 Like |
| Fashion / Re: Natural Way To Get Your Lips Pink. by fankasibe: 5:02pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Rooneyboy: DAMN !thanks, u've gotta go buy ya self a LOLLY POP. 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by fankasibe: 4:49pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Flow..... Thr ar some senseless adult here who will see nothing bad in cultism and kegaitism....warn them. |
| Literature / Re: Kingdom Of Pain by fankasibe: 4:14pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Written by Mrs. Eva O. Opadokun (my mom's friend) who lives in Nigeria. |
| Literature / Re: Kingdom Of Pain by fankasibe: 4:11pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
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| Literature / Kingdom Of Pain by fankasibe: 3:11pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
This isn't my own work of fiction...... i did a remix of it. After reading Eva’s story, I decided to write my own piece so the world can know what some women like us go through in their marital homes. Unlike Eva’s husband who was an abusive and violent man, mine looks gentle, as if he can’t hurt a fly. But behind those looks lies a heart that’s as deadly as that of a rattle snake. So, how did I end up with such a man, you might wonder? Please read on to find out. I met my husband (whom I will call BJ for the sake of this story) while I was working in a bank. I was in the marketing department which was not an easy section to be as we were most times given targets running into millions of naira as deposits from customers to meet. I had gone out one day to see a prospective client, a rich businessman when I ran into BJ. He had come to visit my client, Mr Godwin and was on his way out. My client introduced us, then said: “Tilda, it’s a good thing you are here. You need to see BJ. He’s the kind of client you are looking for. He has a lot of money to deposit in your bank.” “Ahh! Mr Goddy! You know I’m just struggling to come up to your level,” he said, laughing. Mr Godwin scoffed. “Don’t mind him. Make sure you take his contact before he goes,” he said, turning to me. I studied the guy closely. He looked in his thirties and was simply dressed in a grey T-shirt and jeans, with a pair of brown sandals on his feet. He didn’t look like someone who had money, at least, not the kind of high net-worth individuals we usually went after for deposits. However, I still took his card, telling him I would call him later. I didn’t contact him for a while as I was busy with other clients who looked more promising. Then one day, I was in the office when I was told I had a visitor. On getting to the reception, I saw a very well dressed man, a stranger I had not seen before. He then introduced himself and that was when it clicked. “I’m really sorry, sir. I didn’t recognise you,” I apologised. In his well-cut suit, designer, expensive-looking shoes and other accessories, he looked really different from our first meeting. More high net-worth, I thought to myself. I was impressed and I quickly invited him to my private office, a small cubicle which I shared with a colleague, Isabel. “I was expecting your call,” he said, gazing intently at me. I apologised again, blaming my tardiness on pressure of work. “You know how it is. It can get really hectic in here,” I explained. “So, what can I do for you, sir?” I asked eagerly, praying quietly that he really had lots of money as Mr Godwin said. I really needed a rich client to meet up my target that month as my boss was on my neck to deliver. The pressure for deposits was becoming really intense and some who failed to deliver were being shown the way out like a colleague who was sacked the previous week. I didn’t want to lose my job as there was too much at stake. He smiled, showing white, even teeth that contrasted nicely with his coffee brown skin. “First, stop calling me sir. It makes me feel old. The name’s BJ,” he said. “Alright. BJ,” I said, smiling a little. I didn’t care whatever he wanted me to call him as long as he had enough money to deposit. He then invited me out, stating we could discuss business over dinner. I accepted and that weekend, he took me to a nice Chinese restaurant in town. I had a great time. And what made the date even better was that BJ had agreed to deposit a huge sum of money with my bank. As I went back home in the taxi I had taken, I kept thanking my stars for bringing him my way. The best thing about it was that I didn’t even have to ‘hustle’ for it. Unlike some of my other clients that I had had to do a lot of leg work, cajoling, sweet-talking and other means before they gave me their money, BJ had brought himself to me. I had underrated him because of his appearance the first time we had met, but he ended up surpassing so many of my other wealthy customers. That night, I slept soundly for the first time in weeks, having not only met my target for that month, but even overshot it with the deposit from BJ. Besides, I had made a large amount as my commission and that gave me a lot of satisfaction.  .........THE STORY CONTINUES....... 2 Likes |
| Politics / Lagos State NSCDC Commandant Suspended Over “my Oga At The Top” Comment by fankasibe: 2:56pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
His suspension comes on the heels of his now famous “my oga at the top” comment which went viral after his embarrassing ordeal at the Channels Television breakfast programme – Sunrise Daily. The Lagos commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC), Mr. Obafaiye Shem, who has become infamous for not knowing the website of his organization while being interviewed on Channels TV has been suspended from office NaijaPundit can now reveal. His suspension was effected by the Ministry of Internal Affairs. The Oga at the Top video has gone viral and brought embarrassment to Nigeria with even Piers Morgan of CNN having a go at the joke. In the video, Mr. Obafaiye Shem tried to cover up his ignorance of his organization's website by saying that it would be revealed by his oga at the top. This video has till date sparked a T-Shirt campaign, a music video and a remix tape. |
| Fashion / Natural Way To Get Your Lips Pink. by fankasibe: 2:38pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Rosy lips are one of the most important elements of a woman’s charm which add to her appeal. No doubt , naturally rosy and pink lips look visually appealing. There is no need to wear lipstick at all times. You can get pink and rosy lips using natural remedies at home also. Read on to know how to add a dash of colour to your dark and dull lips using home remedies. Here are some tips on how to get rosy and pink lips.  Make a paste of rose petals , malai and honey .Leave this paste for 15 minutes and rub off your lips with milk .This treatment will remove the dead skin off your lips and make your lips fuller and reddish. Massage your lips with lemon juice .This home remedy will help you a lot in getting rosy lips. Apply honey on your lips at bedtime to make them pink and smooth. Mix 1 to 2 raspberries with 1 spoon of honey and 1-2 spoons of aloe vera gel .Keep for 5 minutes. Follow with a lip balm or Vaseline petroleum jelly. Use one tea spoon of strawberry juice with 2 spoons of petroleum jelly on your lips. Use this mixture as a lip balm. Scrub your lips with sugar mixed with cold cream once a week. Rub rose petals on your lips to lighten their dark colour. Rose petals give your very rosy lips. Apply beetroot juice to massage your lips to redden them naturally. Beetroot juice helps a great deal in lightening your dark lips. Exfoliate your lips with a wet toothbrush and rub it in a circular motion . Afterwards, apply lip balm. If your lips are chapped , then use tooth brush coated in Vaseline before you use this home remedy. You can scrub the slice of cucumber on your lips whenever you have some time .It will have your lips flushed with blood. Cucumber juice is also very beneficial in lightening your dark lips. Seeds of pomegranate are also very helpful in lightening and reddening your lips. Aloe vera gel is also worth a try for making lips rosy. Always keep your pout moisturized . Protect them with a lip balm enriched with SPF 15. Apply lemon juice mixed with glycerin on your lips at bedtime .Leave it overnight. It will help in lightening your lips. Squeeze out the milk from the coconut and apply on your lips to lighten them naturally. While having a facial, try to pat your lips with carrot juice or coriander juice that nourishes and adds colour to your lips. You can mix carrot juice with beetroot juice for better results. Apply orange peel powder to lighten your lips. Orange peels are immensely helpful in lightening your facial skin as well as your dark lips. Massage your lips with ice cubes .It will keep the lips nourished, moisturized and fresh Give your lips a Gulkan syrup treat to maintain the colour of your lips . Gulkan syrup is very tasty and will make lips smell very sweet. Apply mint juice or coriander leaves' juice on the lips to make your lip smooth and pink naturally. Boil milk and keep for ten minutes .You will see a deposit of cream floating over milk. Apply this deposit on your lips to make them soft and pink. This home remedy will make your lips moisturized. Make sure to stay away from sunlight. Never forget to apply sunblock on your lips to protect them from getting chapped and dull Apply the mixture of castor oil and almond oil to massage your lips to make them pinkish naturally. Apply turmeric mixed with lemon juice or milk cream on your lips to make the dark colour of your lips normal. Apply the mix of gram flour and turmeric to your lips. Leave it till it dries .Wash off with water to make your lips pink and beautiful naturally. . Apply gooseberry juice , tomato, or coconut oil to lighten the colour of your lips .These natural ingredients give a natural and rosy colour to your lips. Make a paste of almond paste and mix some drops of lemon juice in it. This natural remedy reduces the darkness of lips naturally. Apply olive oil on lips to lighten them. Olive oil will give a moisture boost to your lips making them soft and beautiful. Mix few drops of lemon juice in malai to lighten your lips Mix honey with lemon juice to apply on your lips to reduce the darkness and dryness of lips Make a paste of glycerin , lemon juice ,rose water and rose petals .Massage your lips with this pack to keep them moisturized and rosy. Put desi ghee or mustard oil on navel before you go to sleep. This age old home remedy is very helpful. Try this home remedy. Drench your lips with a few drops of honey and one drop of rose water to lighten their dark colour. Mixture of glycerin , rose petals and saffron can give amazing results in lighening your dark lips. Mix saffron with ghee to moisturize your dry lips. Saffron will give a healthy glow to your lips and ghee will create a protective barrier as well as nourishing and making it pink and smooth naturally. Apply butter at bedtime to get rosy and very soft lips naturally. Butter is very helpful in lightening your dark lips. . Apply the mix of heavy cream and tomato paste to add a natural rosy color to your lips. Raw potato juice lightens the dark colour of your lips naturally. Apply milk with rose petals on your lips daily .This home remedy will help you in lightening the dark colour of your lips. Make sure you are taking a healthy diet consisting of fresh vegetables, fruits and a lot of water. Cut down on tea, coffie and smoking as they play a vital role in darkening your lips. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: The Millionaire’s Daughter by fankasibe: 1:46pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
As I went up to my apartment, I thought about my landlady, wondering how someone of her age could own a big property in a choice area like that. It was much later, when I got to know more about her that I learnt she had inherited the building and some others from her father who had died some years earlier. After that encounter, I didn’t see Meera for nearly four months. Not surprising since we moved in completely different circles. She was a multi-millionaire’s daughter who belonged to the upper class of society while I was just an average guy trying to make my way in the world. So, it came as a surprise when I ran into her one evening on my street on my way from a store not far from my house. She was alone in her car and she beckoned on me. “So, how’s my new tenant doing?” she said smiling warmly at me through the car window. I smiled back. “It’s nearly six months now so I’m not so new anymore,” I told her to which she laughed. We stood talking for a while then she asked unexpectedly: “Are you doing anything special this weekend?” I looked at her with raised eyebrows. “Why do you ask?” “Well, it’s my best friend Tracy’s birthday. And she’s having this little bash this Saturday. As I don’t have any one to go with me, I was wondering if you could be my date for the night,” she stated. It was the last thing I was expecting her to say and my surprise must have registered on my face for she added: “I know you might be wondering why I’m asking you or to put it more bluntly, what about my boyfriend? Well, I don’t have one and I don’t need one right now after my experience with my ex. So, are you going or not?” The first thought that came to my mind was: ‘Wow, this lady doesn’t beat around the bush. She goes for whatever she wants!’ But to her, I said: “I don’t mind the idea. But give me till Friday and I’ll let you know if I can make it or not.” “That’s ok. Just give me a call then.” We exchanged numbers and she left. ”Men, I think she likes you,” said Nick when I narrated the incident to him at home. I shook my head. ”That can’t be possible. I mean look at me. How can a lady like that– rich, beautiful, well-connected from a wealthy background be interested in an ordinary guy like me?” “You underrate yourself. You are quite good looking, you know. Besides, some of these posh girls like guys from the ‘hood, with a touch of ghetto. They find it exciting,” he said. “Wait a minute. Are you calling me a ghetto guy?” “So? You weren’t exactly born and bred in Ikoyi, were you?” he said. I made a face at him and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. I attended the party with Meera that weekend. It was held in a nightclub which had been booked exclusively for the party. It was a real eye-opener. Hitherto, I had never had much contact with very rich people. So mixing with them that night, seeing those children of the rich party showed me the other side of life. That there were some people in this world who never had to worry where the next meal was coming from or money for the rent or the children’s school fees and other challenges of everyday life that the average person goes through. ........THE STORY CONTINUES........ |
| Literature / Re: The Millionaire’s Daughter by fankasibe: 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
The angry landlady At the time we first met, I had just moved into a new apartment. It was in a fairly expensive part of town. Ordinarily, I would not have been able to afford it on the salary I earned as a computer programmer in a private firm. But it was my cousin, Nick who was behind my moving to the new place. He had lived abroad for years and was planning to relocate to the country. “I’m thinking of a couple of businesses I can do back in Nigeria,” he had stated one day when he had called me on the phone. He said he planned staying for about six months while researching the business and since it would be expensive staying in a hotel, he instructed me to look for an apartment in a quiet part of town. Through a reliable agent I knew, I got a nice three-bedroom apartment in an estate where fairly rich people lived. Nick had sent money for the rent and also some of the furnishing. I left my old flat for two of my younger brothers who were living with me and moved into Nick’s apartment. I had been there for about two months and was preparing for Nick’s arrival when I met Meera. It was in a dramatic way. I had arrived home from work one evening to see my usually quiet compound in commotion. A young lady I had never seen before was in a heated argument with one of the tenants who lived on the top floor of the building. They stood, with a couple of other men in the large, open courtyard of the house. She was practically screaming at the tenant. “I’m sick and tired of your excuses! My manager has written you so many letters, yet no action. Every day, it’s one story or the other and I’m fed up! You are owing over one year’s rent and instead of paying up, you keep telling one story or the other. It’s either your business is not doing well, your wife just gave birth to twins or one other tale. I’ve had enough! If you can’t afford to stay in a place like this, then look for somewhere cheaper. I’ve given you enough time to pay the arrears.” The tenant in question was pleading for more time to pay up. “Please Madam. Just give some more time. I promise to get the money,” he stated. She considered that for a moment then said: “Three months! That’s all I’m giving you.” She turned to one of the men standing beside her whom I recognised as the property manager. “John, you better take note of that. If he doesn’t pay up after that period, he will have to be evicted,” she threatened. Then turning, she marched angrily towards the gate near where I stood with a couple of other onlookers. That was when a strange thing happened. As she passed by where I was, she glanced casually at me, then did a double take. “Michael!” she called out excitedly. I looked behind me, thinking she was addressing one of the people there. But she kept looking straight at me. I looked back, a puzzled expression on my face. It was on coming closer that she exclaimed: “Oh! I’m sorry. You look like someone I used to know.” I smiled briefly. “That’s ok,” I said. The manager then introduced us. “You are the new tenant then. Nice to meet you. Hope you are settling in nicely,” she stated. We chatted for a while then she left. As she walked away, she kept glancing back and I could hear her say to her manager: “He looks so much like Michael. The same features and physique. Really weird...” That was how I met Meera, who turned out to be my landlady. According to the other tenants, she hardly used to come to the house. “We see more of the manager than her,” stated one of them. |
| Literature / Re: The Millionaire’s Daughter by fankasibe: 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
Guyz, i'm still alive and Thanks for following...... I'm updating tomorow 1:20pm. Luv u all. |
| Politics / Re: Headmaster, Three Teachers Shot In Kano by fankasibe: 5:48pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
Slowly......very slowly, the revolution is coming. There is fire on the mountain!! |
| Celebrities / Re: Iyanya VS Lynxx: Who Is Hotter? by fankasibe: 8:10pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
Lynxx is hotter than iyamyam (he be like tuber yam) |
| Literature / Re: I Hate You Dad (part 1) by fankasibe: 11:42am On Mar 10, 2013 |
OP if u be female i love you, but if u be male i like ur write-up......bt let knw watz up. |
| Literature / Re: I Hate You Dad (part 1) by fankasibe: 11:39am On Mar 10, 2013 |
sambroose: I neva read ur story and i neva no d content of ur story...but abeg bikokwa dat ur tittle is misleading....see as u con dey talk like (yaba-left) patient......u neva read d story u con dey complain about d title.. |
| Literature / Re: Good Guy Turned Bad by fankasibe: 11:31am On Mar 10, 2013 |
knockturnal:even if na 100 pages u wan update, i no dey go anywhere...... Make u do quike na. |
| Literature / Re: The Serpent Spirit (a Must Read) by fankasibe: 4:40pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
luvmijeje: I have notice this cliche 'My laptop battery is down coz NEPA has taken their power' is it another way of saying let's take a commercial break?Op what time era is ur story set?u got me there......this were my final year projects in unilorin. Since i'm nw done wif school for nw i tot of being generous and entertain u guyz. I don't care if anyone comments or not......my soul aim is just to keep u guyz entertained. I love u all. @lovemijeje.....e be like sey u be mòdiràto for here abi?.....job well done. |
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