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Linzo:
Scammers ooo please run for their life, this thread has a connection of either bello, importexpert, etc. [/b]They are all thieves and scammers, [b]nobody should buy their fake eBook. A word is enough for the wise

Linzo:
Scammers ooo please run for their life, this thread has a connection of either bello, importexpert, etc. [/b]They are all thieves and scammers, [b]nobody should buy their fake eBook. A word is enough for the wise

Well maybe you're scared to lose money and I bet you don't have a personal business and I'm sure you're after free information. See nobody get it for free!

I've been into IMPORTATION since 2013 and I never regret it for once. I have a konga and Jumia store where I sell them....I won't say much but I'm willing to help convince you. find my contact online.

Truth234:
As the economic crisis continued to weigh on businesses, telecommunication firms are planning to adopt drastic measures to boost revenue.

Telecoms companies in the country are planning to curb losses from international calls and meet a revenue target of N20 trillion by blocking subscribers from using Skype and other internet call services, called Over-the-Top, the Punch reported on Sunday.

According to the report, subscribers might also be prevented from voice and video calls on Facebook and Whatsapp, among other OTT services.

A manager at one of the major telecommunication companies in the country, who preferred not to be named said, “It is an aggressive approach to stop further revenue loss to OTT players on international calls, having already lost about N100tn between 2012 and 2017.”

The manager added that “If we fail to be pro-active by taking cogent steps now, then there are indications that we may lose between N20tn and N30tn, or so, by the end of 2018.”

This further support Ovum report, a United Kingdom-based research and analytics company that about $386 billion would be lost over a period of six years, between 2012 and 2018, from Nigerian customers using the OTT voice applications.

“Generally, the main fear of the telecoms operators here will be that customers will increasingly use Skype as a substitute for conventional international calls,” said Mattew Reed, the Principal Analyst at Informa Telecoms and Media.

Whereas telecoms operators in the country have said international calls made up the bulk of their revenue due to Nigeria’s large diaspora population, but that the Nigerian Communications Commission is not doing enough to regulate the sector and keep them in business.

However, the Director, Public Affairs, NCC, Mr. Tony Ojobo, said, “We don’t have any evidence that we do not regulate the Internet.”

http://investorsking.com/telecoms-to-block-skype-whatsapp-calls-to-boost-revenue/

The very rich people are hiding their money(no enough money in circulation) and other Nigerians are to pay for the financing of all sectors?
Make dem dey expect people to dump demfone oo!

vision202020:
I am in need of an investment idea on what to invest 200k into. I am a youth Corper presently serving in a private firm in Abuja. I have about 200k that I have saved over the past months and I wish to invest it into a passive business that can generate extra cash for me. The nature of my work doesn't give me free time except on some weekends. Most times, work takes me out of Abuja.
Your suggestions are highly appreciated

I have a business idea but needs capital. Can we venture into the business together? Your capital is big enough for us to start something.
My contact is 08063802727 Call/SMS/Whatsapp

Well, this question means you are open to become a "Joint Venture" with anyone that have a business idea that can interest you.
I have a business idea that is ready to launch in the "Food and Beverage Industry".
If you are interested in knowing more contact me on 08063802727.

He trekked from 6am to 6PM and resides in the city he is till the next morning before setting out again.

[size=8pt][/size]Congratulations Mr Suleiman Hashimu,
You just won yourself a Nation Serving Position in Gen. Buhari's government.

Are you comparing 6000 to over 800,000 Nigerians in SA? Are South Africans not employed by the Nigerian businesses they've destroyed?

Unrepentant South African xenophobic spirit.

#GiveUsAPeacefulNation

FriedPlantain:
I understand it is a joke but in reality, the company would have to be insanely crazy to employ someone that disregarded professional ethics by hacking into their own system just to pursue his personal interest.

Once he is employed and privy to more info, he might probably hack into the company's classified information and sell it to the highest bidder or he could even do worse by siphoning the company's fund!

Friedplantain

No more story. Better employ him else he'll hack that your "classified info" and make it "unclassified"

The best way to be secured is to employ someone who beats your security with his smartness!

husseinjnr:
Let A= Rabbit
B= Cat
C = dog

From Figure above, in simple analysis

A + B = 10kg -----------equation 1

A + C = 20kg -----------equation 2

B + C = 24 kg ---------- equation 3


From equation 2,
A= 20- C

From equation 3

B= 24- C

Substitute A and B into equation 1

20-C + 24-C =10

44-2C = 10

-2C= 10-44

-2C = -34

C= 34/2

C= 17

Substitute C into equation 2

A+ 17 = 20
A= 3

Substitute C into equation 3

B+17 = 24

B= 7

Therefore

A= 3, B= 7, C= 17

Total weight is 3+7+17 = 27

Rabbit= 3kg

Cat = 7kg

Dog = 17kg

You must be a mathematics student or teacher. Hanhan....

[quote author=bosunjohns post=30363746][/quote]Please gimme your contact
Let our like mind flock together

DaBullIT:
[b]That's really dumb, You don't share , how would you gain , why is everyone so money conscious , no conscience, that's how a patient was dying the other day and the donor called upon said he won't collect 14,900 for his O- Blood until its 15000 , You scream change , change , but it is each and everyone of us who needs change , Money is good, money makes the world go round, but we shouldn't worship money, and we shouldn't capitalize on getting money before doing good, good deeds are free , if its paid for , it becomes a service , not help , apparently this poster is worried about the future and he wants to stabilize himself , a little help you do for someone might come back to you in a way you would not expect

And those Durmnb Furks selling ebooks , I would not buy your ebooks and i will not suggest to anyone to buy , Ebook is not the solution, people hardly read these days , besides, they'll tell you they know secrets , but they can not play with 1 naira , is that how successful they are besides ebooks are a sham, they'll tell you to buy vlume two for the full details , once you get hooked you'll continue paying forever for books level by level

If you can't help, read the comments and go away , do not attempt to take 2000 for ebook out of 40k THAT'S not enough for anything and don't make fun of the guy , Say something reasonable or forever remain silent


Fourkers [/b]

DaBull.
What do you know? Do you value and cherish free things? Cuz you don't know how to run Information Marketing doesn't mean you should rubbish it. In case you wanna know, I'm an information marketer.

Go meet Dangote make him give you him business blueprint!

Bull anyways, how can you th*nk well.

Ok, let me drop some other ideas here. Like I said before:
1) Forex or Binary Trading - please note: your capital is at risk. There's is more flexibility in Binary Trading.

Now:
2) Car Wash Biz - also lucrative depending on your location.

3) Mini Importation - this is very hot depending on product purchased, you don't need to travel out of Nigeria to start and you'll get quality goods.

4) Chips Biz - if you are not the shy type and can monitor the business well you can venture into it. I once know of someone who started plantain chips Biz with #5000 and make at least #18000 on it-investing #10k equals #36k.

5) Recharge Card Printing - as old as it sounds you'll still make your profits...people still buy printed recharge cards.

All for now.

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Rockyfancino:
I was wondering if you all out there can become a successful millionaire, if you had N40,000 as a capital. Most people will say 1million isn't enough to start anything, but a real business person had wild ideas. I want to know what your ideas are in your head. Please share what you can do with 40k.

You could have said you need Biz ideas. Instead of mind-playing.

Forex or Binary Trading sha.
Note: your capital is at risk*

Our attention has been drawn to a statement credited to the President and founder of the Living Faith Church worldwide, also Known as Winners’ Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo, which has gone viral.
He was reported to have made the statement last Sunday when the President of the federal republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan came to worship at Faith Tabernacle, which is the headquarters of the ministry.

The falsehood that is being spread around by mischief makers is that the Bishop, while praying for the President, said, “I will open the gates of hell to anyonewho oppose you.” A little later, some others who in an attempt to “defend” the Bishop, came up with another quote purportedly said by Dr. Oyedepo, which is: “I will open the gates of hell to those who oppose the peace of this nation.”



Well, let’s set the records straight: The Press and Publicity Unit of the church, publishers of Faith Tabernacle News, was at the 3rd service and recorded (on tape), the President’s 6-minute speech, the congregational prayer for him and the Bishop’s blessing on the President.


Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, who is also the presidential candidate of the ruling party – the PDP, came to the church as the President of this country, not as a candidate in the forthcoming elections. And Bishop Oyedepo prayed for him, as instructed in the Bible book of 1 Timothy 2:1-2, as the President of Nigeria not as a PDP standard-bearer.

HOW THE BISHOP AND THE CONGREGATION PRAYED FOR THE PRESIDENT

Even though we have published it on this platform, for those who are yet to read it, these were the exact words spoken by the Bishop while he was leading the congregational prayers for the President. As always, he took his bearing from the Word of God:
“1st Timothy 2:1-2: I exhort you therefore, that first of all, supplications, prayers and intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men.” Then on the priority list is “For kings and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty."
"I only had an idea of the President’s visit just yesterday. It wasn't there last Friday when we had the One Night with The king. So we are going to be praying for our President. Let prayers and supplications and intercessions be made for all men; first of all, for kings, and for them that are in authority, that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.


And after that I will do what the priests are asked to do. It says “Speak to Aaron, that after this manner shall ye bless.” Proclaim blessings as a priest of God over our President, and the blessings will answer, in the name of Jesus Christ.

In Numbers 6:23-26, The Lord said to Moses and the children of Israel saying “On this wise shall ye bless the children of Israel saying: The Lord bless thee and keep thee; the Lord make His face to shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee; The Lord lift His countenance upon thee and give thee peace.”

When that blessing comes to stay, something happens. You see, the generation of the Old Testament knew the value of blessings; they would even cry for it. Every blessing proclaimed upon you today must answer on your life.

I like us to be on our feet and lift the President up to God. Whatever you desire to see God bring about in his life; bring about in our nation, begin to pray that prayer right now.

Father, release your grace upon the President to manage the demands of his office.

Release unusual grace in increasing dimensions, to manage the demands of his office.

Cause your face to shine upon him.

Lord, grant the desires of his heart.

Grant Nigeria peace.

Under him, grant Nigeria greater advancement.

Thank you father, in Jesus’ name we pray.”

THEN THE BISHOP ALONE PRAYED FOR THE PRESIDENT

“This entire church proclaims the President blessed today

Blessed with divine wisdom to manage the demands of his office

Blessed with keys to see the miraculous in his life

Blessed with grace that will advance His cause in our nation

Every time we pray here, God hears. The Bible says “Wherever 2 or 3 are gathered, I’m there in their midst, and if we agree concerning anything, it’s done for us." Therefore, in the name of Jesus, our President is declared blessed.

His going out is blessed, his coming in is blessed.

The will of God is blessed in his life.


Thank you father, blessed be your name, in Jesus precious name.”

And the whole congregation shouted “Amen.” That was it!

NOTE:

1. There was no mention of “hell” in the prayer

2. There was no mention of “the gates of hell” in the prayer

3. There was no mention of “opposition” or “oppose” in that prayer

4. It is very clear that these mischief makers where waiting for an opportunity, which presented itself in President Jonathan’s visit to the church in the heat of the campaigns. And with what we have seen, most politicians can do just anything to whip up sentiments and score cheap political points.

5. The church has never been involved in partisan politics but has been prayerfully active in ensuring that the Nigerian ship doesn't sink

6. The church has always obeyed the biblical injunction to pray for those in authority and the “peace of Jerusalem.”

7. This is not an attempt to defend the church or Bishop Oyedepo, as we already know that no matter how far a lie has travelled, the truth will definitely overtake it.

8. This is also not an attempt to defend God, because the Almighty God is more than able to defend himself.

9. As you read this, no one has even called to confirm from the ministry the veracity of this claim and a video recording of the service which is equally online has been labeled “doctored” by those who are bent on dragging the name of the church into partisan politics.

10. For the record, this is exactly what happened; whatever is being peddled was obviously created by those who want to benefit politically from the controversy; and promoted by bloggers who want to drive traffic to their sites; and spread by those who already think they have an axe to grind with their perceived lifestyle of Bishop Oyedepo.

Jesus is Lord!

Culled from www.Kolawolesamuel..com

http://kolawolesamuel..com/2015/01/gates-of-hell-winners-chapel-replies.html?m=1

May God help us oo.

malonephills:
That part where my(our) child will cry at night oh boi me don't sh*t with my sleep thooo! Have promise myself sha wen I gt married N my wifey gave birth I will travel for 3month cox I cnt stand that new baby wahala.....not what you think my kid brother will act for me in my absence nt to my privacy anyways may God help me sha

Running from your respobsibility right?
Na ur brother call baby come earth abi him no go get him own responsibilty?

Na wa ooo, small time your wife go dey complain you go say she dey nag!

nothing for ma mind o

1 was my first phone and. 4 was my 2nd.

This na throwback tho bad! LWKMD

babadee1:
The original 1961 certificate was lost. Many people who finished school decades after Buhari have lost their original certificates.

When you lose your original certificate you can apply to your school for a statement of results which will be issued on current letterhead paper according to current guidelines. The photo on the statement of results is recent because it is required by the school for a new statement of result to be issued. This statement of result was issued yesterday January 21, 2015 not in 1961.

I hope this has helped those people still confused by this recent development.

They need tutorials to understand. Original Educational Certificate can't be offered more than once. I. Know this when my younger brother loosed his WAEC and NECO certificates.

Bad belles go still complain. Simple English una nounderstand.

Inspiring!

Una wan sweet we belle make we vote for u abi, small time u go cum badbelle us. I refuse to be #deceived. Gbam!

Though I like it but where is my notepad?

See campaign strategy. That one no do again e don master people. Na now dah one go work? We refuse to be deceived!

You did the best thing. Before you realise it he would turn your house to a playboy mansion and then it would have been late to stop him.

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

That's it!

Who is this "mumuliciousMUMU" sef. So na now Naija just get Security Chiefs abi? Mumu indeed

fapatriot@gmail.com

Only the corrupt will thrash what Buhari said. You are scared of what will become of you when you are caught in corrupt shoe. No worry, after him I still dey here.

The one who wants that relationship back will keep flashing with "hidden number"

Celebrated
What's he into?