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Entertainment / Re: OMG!! See What This Girl Did To Herself ...tattoo Gone Sour (look) by faradexs09(m): 12:04am On Mar 07, 2015
2Pistols:




Don't be an ignorant gossip monger. Nobody's face was damaged and nobody was rushed to a hospital. She asked her boyfriend to tattoo his name on her face, and she likes it; but that is her business and not your own. The redness and swelling is just the after effects of getting a new tattoo, which I guess you will never know since you clearly know nothing about tattoos. That is the same girl in the pictures below.
..now those 2 are really weirdos
Entertainment / Re: OMG!! See What This Girl Did To Herself ...tattoo Gone Sour (look) by faradexs09(m): 12:01am On Mar 07, 2015
ideee03:
She wanted it big and the tattoo man gave it to her, very BIG. grin
who does such on d sensitive face... Ode gurl
Romance / Re: See What This Guy Did (photo) by faradexs09(m): 11:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
LewisO:
[size=15pt]Sharpest guys ever livet. grin

That guy most be a Nairaland dude, i trust most of them they don't give a Fücking damn, they have already learnt alot about not to fall mugu on here. grin[/size]
you can say that again...

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by faradexs09(m): 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp
If I hear...dz thrash aint done in IB, but for the fun of it....I'll say nice joke
Family / Re: You Came In And Found This Monster Around Your Child. Your Reaction? (photo) by faradexs09(m): 2:42pm On Mar 05, 2015
biddieluvzyaho:
;DI will jst "dash"d monster d baby n start getting rdy 2 make a new baby
WTF wat planet do u drop from, u might as well keep making babies for our zoos to feed the lions.. undecided

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Romance / Re: Singles Happiness In % by faradexs09(m): 2:35am On Mar 05, 2015
2dice:
Alright shoutout to all the single Guys/Ladies.. Including me
like serious there should be a day specially set aside for the Singles ..
That day should be around July - November.. FG should do something about it oo..
So if you are Single and Happy cheesy .
On a scale of 0 to 100% ..lets us know..As for me am
69% Happy
99.99999% happy
Poems For Review / Re: Fell In Love With A Ghost(pictures) by faradexs09(m): 2:30am On Mar 05, 2015
enoqueen:
my heart be don cut.
let not ur heart be worried..
Literature / Re: My Classic First Love Scenario And The Unwanted End by faradexs09(m): 2:21am On Mar 05, 2015
Episode 4-stings and sweet
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Why would the police detain minors, I thought, hope aint going to jail, forgetting the fact that we're still juveniles, we were all placed in a room, each individual waiting for his or her parent to show up, some were crying as if they never made a conscious deliberation to come, I blame myself for wanting fun instead of preparing for my upcoming exams..(footstep approaches, a middleage police men with saggy abdomen walks near) who is anthony edun omobolaje?, I immediately responded scared I'm not being led to slaughter by this man in uniform, he grabbed me by the belt and dragged me to the counter, only to see my 6ft 2inches naval dad right in front of me, a million thoughts ran through my mind, I know now I am in for real trouble this time....
Romance / Re: See Beauty!! How Come She Has No Boyfriend??? by faradexs09(m): 2:58pm On Mar 01, 2015
My dog sef dey find wife, nd e fine pass akpos... undecided
Phones / Re: How Many Years Old Is Your Present SIM card? Mine Is 8years Old by faradexs09(m): 2:33pm On Mar 01, 2015
It's 10 years old, with teeth marks, growing beards and getting fade... grin
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by faradexs09(m): 12:39pm On Mar 01, 2015
charlsecy:

Assuming it's fake, but do peopel stiff up IMMEDIATELY after death?
The only thing I know save some chemicals,dt will stiffen d muscles after death is fire, a part from that the muscles lose their tones nd just go drab, although a corpse kept in d morgue will stiffen up too, due to d chemical used....
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by faradexs09(m): 12:33pm On Mar 01, 2015
Funkychic:


my dear , tell them dat never understands before commenting trash sometimes
No matter how hard, regardless of the multitude of pains u er subjected 2, ending ur own life is just so myopic, a lot of pple will pay to have seconds added to their's talkless of wasting a seemingly young life, even pple wid terminal illness cherish life ,when death nears...u gotta read tales of pple dt survive d hollocaust..we shud neva restrict ourselves to one end in life.
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by faradexs09(m): 12:26pm On Mar 01, 2015
What a gothic view another life wasted over love, crazy beings with crazy thoughts...
Literature / Re: My Classic First Love Scenario And The Unwanted End by faradexs09(m): 12:20am On Feb 28, 2015
Episode 3(contd)
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After that loud bang, I felt I am being pursued my mind tossle back and fought to a classic war scenario, where slaves are captured and alot ended dead by running right into what they are running from, we all heard a bang, I interpreted as a gunshot, it was a dark night in the middle of this unexplored bush, ishola that brought me here I cant see( I kept running,then saw a giant tree I can hid behind) I stopped and looked right and left, to be sure no mummy was waiting to grab my head, nor a zombie waiting to bite my soft flesh,and so I sat behind this large tree, waiting for the night to be over, so scared of large african snakes, dont want to end up in the belly of one, neither do I wanted to be approached by a strange figure, while I was sitting and deliberating on a thousand ways to survive , suddenly a figure dropped on me...I screamed( thinking now I'm dead this is the reality of the jungle mother warned me about),I simply begged with my eyes closed, assuming this creature had compassion...I continued crying and begging please dont eat me, only to be replied by a soft female voice, panting too,saying; ''anthony it's me angela, stop scaring me, I ran here too,to hide.'' Reality dawn on me, so I've been weeping for angela ,mmm but I'm less concerned about the consequences of my actions, if not my safety.
We both clogged together hoping eachone was a protective shield to the other, as the night became increasingly cold, can feel her soft breathe on my neck, my core begun to move, so embarassed wonder if this was the time for my hormones to take over, she could feel my firmness on her body, can feel her heart rate increases,I felt a burning sensation in my tongue,and before I could blink, we were down kissing each other, forgetting the impeding danger we ran from,she called my name,anthony,and my chest expanded with warmth,her tender touch on my face flamed my desire, I wanted her real bad as this was my first of everything, I kissed her passionately, she moaned and threaded her fingers into my hair, as our lips get fused and wont disengage , until we saw flashes of light........voices echoed towards us, angela!,anthony!...the voices kept repeating, we automatically disengaged, I hoped the moment never came to an end, It seems it's a rescue team, I could hear ishola's voice, and I promptly shouted, over here, and there came men in uniforms with gun, so scared but was told to relax only to be escorted with angela to the patrol bus that picks the distress signal, somehow they got to know, the excluded area was earthing a petroleum pipe, which exploded from the ignition set off by the fires, some of my fellow students ended up dead, but was glad I was safe, we were driven to the police station,where we were contained, pending release on bail.
Satellite TV Technology / Re: An Interesting Picture Of Nigeria At Night Taken From Space By NASA by faradexs09(m): 11:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
Look at it's beauty,mmm wat an image to behold...
Romance / Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by faradexs09(m): 1:53am On Feb 27, 2015
Lovely write up,a 9ce flow,it spoke my heart,love in 9ja is always in quote,4 real,hardly will u see a gurl dt luvs u for u,if not ur fine face,it may be ur long legs,or she is waiting to suck ur money...rembrd a friend dt had a 2yrs sexless relationship,was surprised to hear her ringtone from d door,since then if u dnt play smart,u'll dance to so many trash,as d op said it always grt to determine wat u wnt nd go for it,instead of d useless ''nitori'' lies

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Member Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend by faradexs09(m): 1:35am On Feb 27, 2015
Wat a waste,a man die for love, cos of amplified unchannelled emotions , no be person dey sing song,collect grammy after breakup..dz mumu go die... cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Strange Objects Found In Goat Slaughtered For Burial In Ekiti by faradexs09(m): 1:27am On Feb 27, 2015
The goat must ve amagdaloid lesion leading to hyper-orality....mmm thus prefers to swallow anything from grandma keys,padlock,gold nd mmm add ur own... undecided
Romance / Re: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by faradexs09(m): 1:22am On Feb 27, 2015
Me no get...it shud be available bank grin
Health / Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by faradexs09(m): 3:29pm On Feb 26, 2015
Well just gonna tackle 3points of the op,others too are just more like cornering, well dnt confuse the protein content in sperm to dt needed by d bodycells,evry cell and organ er well nourished wid it's own supply of nutrient,it's only when there is excess of sperm storage dt sperm is being absorbed by d body,or else some scrotal sacs will be touching d ground by now....nd cause nervousness nd neurological deficit,mmm greatly disagree with dt,it only stimulate d sexual experience enhancing the pathway of addiction,neural deficit are caused by dead brain cells,wc might be because of ischemia,trauma e.t.c...nd depression chai it cant cause dt der will be a dopaminergic release wc gived d euphoric feeling,nd may be guilt to d staunch ''it is a sin''believers, nd contrary to d believe dt it cause premature ejaculation it actually enhances sexual performance, but addiction can lead to oligospermia....so lets stop giving faulty reasons all because we consider sth to be morally wrong,science wise it does more good than harm....thank God say I go schl shao....by d way my religion says no selfservice nd so I'm so against it..
Literature / Re: My Classic First Love Scenario And The Unwanted End by faradexs09(m): 12:30am On Feb 26, 2015
Continuation episode 3.
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Ishola mutantis sped off in the vedan 2000 car like a one eyed demon late for a blood fest, my heart lept all through the drive, due to the fact that this crazy driver aint even 18 yet, as I panicked, Ishola kept speeding, never minding my reactions as he almost collided with an oncoming car on the road, as I screamed JEsus! Holding firmly to the sit, Ishola just behaved as if nothing happened, this continued all through the drive till the car came to a halt, in what seems like a dark jungle, what baffles me is the sign post erupted with the ''living-dead party'' inscribed on it, goosebumps covered my body, with chilly waves passing through my spine, I began to imagine, old rusty bones with large heads coming to this party, within this short range of projection, I was confused, I asked ishola; mutantis hope we havent come to party with the ghost ooo!, I exclaimed, he laughed and ordered, just follow me, I sheepishly did as he ordered, ahead of us I could see 5big calabashes burning with fire, could hear sounds of people dancing all in this dark jungle, then as we approached, I began to see familiar faces,mmm titi was here,ooooh! Angela aint missing(I slowly licked my lips),shaya,wilson,shadey,muyee,they are all here, dancing crazily to the tunes blasted from the speakers placed in the jungle, I sparked up and caught the fire, dancing wildly under the intoxification of the party drink, as I walked to angela, not sure if she is standing on her legs or head,as I've been so intoxicated, I lose my balance, while been lost in this mood, underneath some gang of boys were raping some of this girls in the bush, suddenly a diasgreement arouse,and shots were fired, not sure where it was coming for, I lept into the bush, running for dear life,as some group of guys also follow...
Crime / Re: Man Breaks Spinal Cord Fighting Over A Woman by faradexs09(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2015
Morale: Neva lose urself cos of d woman who is happily satisfied in betweener..u might break ur spinal cord or worst still die...a woman worth fighting 4 would neva hang under 2men

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Romance / Re: Will I Ever Get Someone To Love Me? by faradexs09(m): 7:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
Nothing is wrong with u bro,just take ur game a bit high,work on urself dnt go after a gurl wid d they hate me attitude,cwiously perhaps u playing over 9ce,but I belief one way or another fins wid still work for u,just keep hitting,it's gonna yield soon...

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Romance / Re: How Do You Know Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Really Loves You by faradexs09(m): 7:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
I'll give her a placebo poison,saying I've a terminal diseases,we shud drink it and die lyk romeo n julliet...after happily taking d harmless water...I'll pass d bottle to her wid a dying effect...if she drinks it...uhm I swear she loves.
Romance / Re: See What An Unsatisfied Boyfriend Did To His Girl (Picture) by faradexs09(m): 7:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
Lol dz got me rolling,neva overestimate d culness of a p***y by the packaging it's in...aw e go pay 100k sef,e don madt finish I swear...he is served wat he deserves,mmm speeding on a 9line aint dsame as navigating a narrow path punnywise
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Dancing Skelewu After The Defeat Of Boko Haram In Baja ( Video by faradexs09(m): 6:28pm On Feb 25, 2015
I smell lies

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